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00:00Camera now recording.
00:10Bees, bees, bees, run.
00:15You are currently being recorded.
00:18Your house is a camera.
00:22At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:32Shut up.
00:34And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:43you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:52I heard the buzzing, and I realized I had made a mistake.
00:56Come join.
01:04The Neighborhood Watch.
01:07You are currently being recorded.
01:12Oh, f***.
01:22Okay, would you put that out and help me out?
01:28No, I can't.
01:30I can't.
01:33This man doesn't realize his wife has the spare key fob for his car.
01:48Do it again.
01:56Do it.
01:58Do it.
02:07Do it again.
02:09Do it again.
02:10Do it again.
02:11Do it again.
02:13Do it again.
02:17Do it again.
02:19Do it again.
02:20Do it again.
02:21Do it again.
02:21Do it again.
02:22Do it again.
02:41This little boy is hungry.
03:02A woman is helping her husband build a pergola.
03:24A man has spotted a hornet's nest by the pool.
03:29We do have issues with wasps and bees and hornets.
03:33I generally remove the hornet's nests with a garden hose.
03:37If you soak them enough, they tend to fall apart.
03:39Since the nests are basically paper, and by the next day, everything's fine.
03:45They've really never bothered us.
03:46But they were never invited to our barbecues, for sure.
03:51We were sitting in our hot tub, and we noticed a large nest in the woods behind our house.
03:55I soaked the nest.
03:57The next day, when we got up, we noticed that the hornets were rebuilding the nest.
04:02I've kind of annoyed.
04:04Like, I pay the property taxes, not them.
04:07There was so little left, he probably figured we don't have to drag out the hose.
04:11Just get the pool skimmer and knock that little bit down.
04:14And that little bit held a lot more danger than we realized.
04:22As soon as I hit the nest, I realized I had made a mistake.
04:27I heard the buzzing, and I saw a cloud of hornets coming at me.
04:31The nest hanging in a tree, now I know, tells you.
04:34They actually are wasps, but they're mostly known as bald-faced hornets.
04:38And they are particularly vicious.
04:44I did not know at the time that the bald-faced hornets spray their victim with a hormone
04:50so that the rest of the nest can follow them.
04:53So as I ran around the pool, the whole nest was following me.
04:56Jump in the water, jump in the water, jump in the water.
05:00My first thought was, oh my god, I hope he's not going in the house.
05:04But then it's a matter of how long can you hold your breath, because they were waiting for him.
05:12My lungs were empty of oxygen, so I had to come up.
05:15And I didn't realize that they were going to still come back at me.
05:19I was trying hard not to laugh, but I couldn't, so I had to cover my face and do this.
05:25Did you get stunk?
05:26Oh, f***.
05:27Stunned a bunch of times.
05:28Oh, Jesus.
05:29Stay in the water.
05:30F***.
05:31They do mark a person, because the entire time I was standing there, they never bothered me at all.
05:37Nothing's happening, it's quiet, I don't see anything.
05:41They must have got stuck under my shirt, because I was still getting stung when I was on the water.
05:47F***.
05:49I was stung probably five or six times.
05:52Could have been a lot worse.
05:53If we didn't have the pool, I don't know what I would have done.
05:56You would have no escape.
05:56It would have been terrible.
05:57Yeah.
05:59The next day, they were still continuing to build the nest, so we called the exterminator, and we watched from
06:04inside the house.
06:06The hornets have not come back, but what I did was not a good idea, and I'm never going to
06:12do it again.
06:12From now on, we call the exterminator.
06:18This couple is trying out their new lawnmower.
06:35A bug has landed on this couple's doorbell camera.
06:45Well, thanks for leaving me out here.
06:48Come on, it's a bug.
06:51This woman forgot to put her car in park.
07:15This family has just discovered an uninvited guest.
07:19What do we do?
07:20Run.
07:21Run.
07:40Hot dinner.
07:42Oh, my God.
07:46What do you do?
07:59This man's wife is trying to be helpful.
08:03Okay, one, three.
08:09Okay, let it go, let it go.
08:12Let it go, let it go, let it go.
08:17Let it go, get out of there.
08:23I got it, I got it.
08:25Yeah, let it go.
08:28I do, I'm going to put it in the mirror.
08:35A boy has a proposal for his girlfriend.
08:39To me prom is very important.
08:41It's the one thing as a little girl you're waiting your whole life to do.
08:45So to have a handsome date and have the promposal, have the pretty dress, it's all part of the whole
08:51experience.
08:52I kind of been like hinting at him to ask me, so I was kind of getting a little impatient.
08:57I start looking at Pinterest for like ideas and then I'm just sitting in my living room and I see
09:02my brother's like huge shark head.
09:07Ever since Carly was little, I think she found her love of sharks after reading some books.
09:12We always go to the aquarium, we always see the sharks.
09:15They're really not as harmful as you think.
09:17They're just so cool and fascinating.
09:20Any chance she gets, like she's talking about sharks.
09:22And I was like, well it would be pretty funny if I just like show up to her house in
09:25a shark mask.
09:26So, you know, it was really spontaneous.
09:29I just built up the courage, made the sign, grabbed the shark head and I was like, let's do it.
09:34Let's go, let's go do this proposal, you know.
09:43I hear the footsteps behind me.
09:44I just see this guy like set a package down and like take a picture.
09:48I'm just like, perfect.
09:50Crazy timing.
09:51I guess those drivers see a lot, but I mean, you just saw a dude in a shark mask,
09:56standing there with a sign and did not say a word.
09:58He wasn't concerned at all.
10:03Sorry man, that was crazy time.
10:07Even now the memory makes me giggle and laugh.
10:10And then knowing that he did it for Carly made it really special.
10:15I was in my room fully under the impression I was not getting a proposal.
10:20Then I just hear laughter.
10:24I'm like, what could possibly be going on?
10:27Oh my God. Are you crying?
10:29She's crying. She doesn't have hands on.
10:32I finished getting my makeup ready, putting on my cute outfit, grabbing my phone so I could take pictures.
10:39Cause obviously I've been waiting for this moment.
10:42It's like 80 degrees. I have this huge shark head on.
10:45I was sweating bad and I couldn't see.
10:47It felt like a lifetime.
10:48I'm sure that delivery guy at least got 10 more houses in before we clocked out.
10:53Before she actually came out.
10:56It's all over. Hurry up.
10:57I know.
10:58Let's go up.
10:59You can get fresh afterwards.
11:01When I saw the shark head and the shark related sign, I'm like, oh my gosh, this is perfect.
11:07I was a little bummed out.
11:08They didn't, you know, keep it recording.
11:10So that way they could see her come out and us take pictures.
11:13Just the whole idea.
11:15But her reaction was worth it.
11:16I think she was really happy.
11:18I was just over the man.
11:21I wish the delivery guy would have been a sport about it.
11:23Like we could have had him in the pictures, you know, like all three of us.
11:26He could, he could be the fourth on the couch, but he decided that he had places to be.
11:30So the shark did not make an appearance at prom, but it was the talk.
11:35We had lots of people being like, that video was hilarious.
11:40Grayson is always getting himself into embarrassing moments, but it makes me laugh.
11:43So it's one of the things I like about him.
11:46When you're in a relationship, you just, you know, you got to go the extra mile.
11:53A bat has invaded this house.
11:56It's a party!
12:04What?
12:08It's a bat house!
12:09It's a bat house!
12:14What do we do?
12:16Run.
12:21Get up, like, I am not, I can't do this.
12:24I don't like that.
12:25Where is it?
12:26Where is it?
12:27I don't like it!
12:29Where is it?
12:31It's talking to me good.
12:32I don't know!
12:33It's flying at me!
12:36I'm going Larry.
12:42I'm going Larry!
12:47Something else is hiding behind the fridge in this house.
12:51I saw something new.
12:52I saw something blowing!
12:55Oh no!
12:55I'm tripping.
12:56Shut up!
12:59Are you scared of me?
13:01No I'm not!
13:02Whatever!
13:03I have allergies.
13:04I have allergies.
13:06Babe, if it works...
13:08Don't say babe that loud!
13:12Don't say babe that loud!
13:14That scared me!
13:16That was super loud!
13:17That was super loud!
13:27That was super loud!
13:29Did you see it?
13:30Yeah!
13:34A man dreams he works in a call center.
13:38Ma'am, I'm going to put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
13:45I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to say in my daily job.
14:05This couple's gas fireplace isn't turning on.
14:10It's like there's no propane in it.
14:13Oh my gosh!
14:14Andrew!
14:15Turn it off!
14:19Andrew!
14:30Turn it off!
14:32The wreath looks good!
14:43I told her to bring you sick!
14:46I told her to bring you sick!
14:46I told her to bring you sick!
14:52This woman likes to mess with her husband's dreams while he's sleeping.
14:58In terms of sleep talking, I have REM behavior disorder.
15:02So I'm constantly essentially acting out whatever dreams I'm having.
15:0799% of the time I don't remember anything that has gone on over the course of the night.
15:11The last time I had a full night's sleep was about 10 years ago when we first met.
15:16I often try to encourage shenanigans.
15:20I must admit that.
15:22True.
15:26It was Saturday or Sunday and he was still very asleep and he just started yapping and I just went
15:34with it.
15:35So we'll move on with the details here.
15:38I can't read it because for some reason I'm doing this with my eyes closed.
15:41He appeared to be on a phone call with a customer.
15:45Um, and I think I was making his life a little difficult.
15:49Alright, so first and foremost, will you be injured in any way?
15:52Yeah. I got a crick in my neck.
15:56I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh, but I've never heard of anyone having a cricket in their neck.
16:01People are constantly trying to guess what I do for a living.
16:05At that time, I was in fact a claims adjuster in the insurance business.
16:09Doing these claims just sucks the life out of you.
16:13I won't say the company, but I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to
16:20say to customers on the phone in my daily job.
16:24Your supervisor is not going to enjoy your customer service.
16:28Yeah, remember we talked about the cricket?
16:31It's called a crick.
16:33It.
16:34Emma was showing immense amounts of empathy during that.
16:39Is that the cricket hurting you again?
16:42Ma'am, I think you should probably seek treatment for this cricket.
16:46It's not natural to have a creature living inside you.
16:50I mean, unless it's a baby, of course.
16:53In my sleep, it's, you know, all bets are off.
16:56I can say whatever I want, do whatever I want.
17:00Ma'am, I'm going to put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
17:08He farts all the time during the day, and it's shocking and disturbing as a proper lady.
17:16In my defense, I mean, I'm asleep.
17:19I'm not in control of it.
17:22So...
17:22Okay, I apologize for that. I'm back.
17:24He's a big goofball, and I love that about him.
17:27The sleep talking, I think, definitely has brought us closer together just because we can giggle about his antics.
17:32Would you thank you for your time?
17:34Good night, and God bless America.
17:39A man in Mississippi is attempting to fix an exterior life.
17:53Ricky, what is it?
17:56Ricky!
17:58Where are you?
18:02Ricky!
18:02Daddy!
18:03Come over here!
18:06A woman gets distracted while helping her husband.
18:22Dinner is over at this house in Wisconsin.
18:25Okay.
18:26Tell the series some of this stuff, guys.
18:32Maya, are you okay?
18:43That was fun.
18:55Did you do it, too?
18:57Oh, yeah.
18:58Holy s**t.
19:02Love you, too.
19:04Hi, baby.
19:07Oh, you okay?
19:09Oh!
19:09Oh, no!
19:11Oh!
19:12Oh, no!
19:14Oh, no!
19:14Oh, no!
19:14It went straight up in the air, and then hit me in the head.
19:17Oh, no!
19:19Oh, no!
19:22Oh, no!
19:22Oh, no!
19:27I'm gonna make your smoothie.
19:28Perfect.
19:29I'm gonna park down here.
19:33Mom!
19:34Can you help me?
19:37Okay.
19:38Help carry some of this stuff, guys.
19:42Don't just walk in and not take anything.
19:49Maya, are you okay?
19:51Oh, my gosh.
19:52Best life.
19:54You got that on video.
19:55Yeah.
19:59This woman's husband is trying to fix the doorbell.
20:04You didn't f*****g break or off, did you?
20:07Nope.
20:10That was Daddy getting shocked.
20:19This couple has just finished hanging their Christmas lights.
20:48This man is moving a bed frame upstairs.
20:51This man is moving a bed frame upstairs.
21:07No.
21:09I love you.
21:11No.
21:16Oh.
21:17Oh.
21:18Oh.
21:19Oh.
21:19Oh.
21:20Oh, no.
21:25Oh!
21:25Oh.
21:26Oh.
21:26Oh.
21:33I don't know.
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