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00:02You actually dared to attack the guard.
00:04It's an elemental spell. He is a mage.
00:07Sorry, everyone. I didn't mean to scare you.
00:10You bloody lunatic!
00:12Thorne!
00:13Enough!
00:14No one will lay their hands on my mentor.
00:18Are you okay?
00:20Oh, yes.
00:21Mr. Thorne is...
00:22Have my guards upset you, Lady Ivy?
00:25If this were any other occasion, you'd already be dead.
00:29I apologize, you fools.
00:31I was putting the Lord. He was yours.
00:32Shut it!
00:34I asked you to tell Eden Thorne to give him his present for the auction.
00:41How could you make a mistake with such a simple command?
00:44Auction?
00:45Of course.
00:46The Doral army is on the move.
00:48War with the Dark Lord approaches.
00:50Every guest here has been asked to provide one artifact for the royal auction.
00:56I'm sure you brought something worthy since you were invited, right?
01:04Auctioning off treasures to fund the war, right?
01:06You lads really know how to throw a party.
01:09What is this auction business?
01:11Dad, enough.
01:12This isn't some village market.
01:15You barged in here without even telling me.
01:17Do you have anything prepared?
01:19You did very well.
01:20We haven't got any so-called treasures.
01:22All the proceeds go to the royal war fund.
01:24If your offer is deemed insincere, it's considered disloyal to the kingdom.
01:27Oh, I see.
01:28So loyalty is measured in gold now, is it?
01:31Dad, quieter.
01:32Their wealth and titles aren't what I want.
01:34But without the king's favor to get on council, how will I achieve anything?
01:39Duke Sillian's going to be here.
01:41I can't let him thinking I'm too low-born to help.
01:44Garrett, come take your seats.
01:46The auction is about to begin.
01:48Don't worry.
01:49Even if all you've got is a sack of potatoes fresh from the dirt,
01:52we promise not to judge cow shit on them.
01:56My lords, please excuse.
01:58My father, he's not feeling well.
02:00What are you talking about?
02:01I feel fantastic.
02:03More fit than you, son.
02:04Oh, sure.
02:05Farming keeps him fit, if you ignore his rotted brain.
02:08That peasant's son will never be one of us.
02:11Garrett, if your father insists on participating,
02:14why not ask him to stay?
02:16The auction's about to begin.
02:17My lords and ladies, if you'd follow through.
02:25Leave the snacks.
02:34Duke, it's the highest honor of my life to greet you in person.
02:38The auction has already begun,
02:40and the nobles will be pleased to see you.
02:42Allow me to take you in.
02:45My lord?
02:50I can't let the famed oracle see me in such an unpresentable state.
02:55My lord?
02:57Find me a room.
02:57I need bath.
03:03We came here to protect the kingdom,
03:05while others, I suppose,
03:07have come here for the free wine and leftovers.
03:11Look at the state of his boots.
03:14Ten generations of his family
03:18couldn't scrape together one single treasure.
03:21What could he possibly offer?
03:23Don't touch that.
03:25Sorry.
03:29Hey.
03:32Over here.
03:42Since we have a special guest today...
03:46Let the magic begin.
03:49I'll repeat the rules.
03:51Excuse me?
03:54Now is not the time for snacks.
03:57Sir!
03:59So ridiculous.
04:01I'm sorry.
04:03Couldn't help myself.
04:05Sir!
04:07Listen closely.
04:09All auction items are donated by the guests.
04:14The donor and their relatives may not fit on their own items.
04:19Now, as long as there's no objection,
04:21let the auction begin.
04:26Count Roderick Whithard offers a dawnfire chalice blessed by the god of dawn.
04:39Starting bid, 300,000 gold coins.
04:43That's a legendary relic.
04:45That's worth over a million gold on the black market.
04:48Count Roderick's devotion to Verne could move the gods to tears.
04:52It's the stupid cup my old pal Dawn used to drink water from.
04:56And see what all the fuss is about.
04:58What did you say, Dad?
04:59I didn't quite catch that.
05:02Uh, uh, uh, uh, it's a lovely cup.
05:06Vichort Alex Sunblade offers a dragon egg.
05:11Birthed over 1,000 years ago by Schmeagel the Moth.
05:16Starting bid, 200,000 gold coins.
05:19Lady Annie Dewey.
05:23Presents a silver thread cloak.
05:25It's immune to blades and arrows.
05:27Starting bid, 400,000 gold coins.
05:32Sir Garrett Thorne.
05:33A knight paramount.
05:35He offers a portrait of the legendary Oracle.
05:40That's correct.
05:42How peculiar.
05:44Count Roderick also holds a portrait of the Oracle.
05:47Painted by Maestro Mello.
05:52What?
05:56Garrett, this is the charity auction for the Royal Treasury.
05:59Have you bought a fake?
06:00I would never disrespect this auction house with a fake.
06:03Sir, Garrett, are you accusing Count Roderick of being in possession of a fake?
06:09Absolutely not.
06:10I'm simply saying the portrait I bought is a family heirloom.
06:15It's real.
06:16Of course.
06:17Even a fake could be your peasant family's treasure.
06:21Are you quite certain that it's a family heirloom?
06:25Absolutely.
06:26Right?
06:27Dad?
06:28Mello begged me to sit for that portrait.
06:31Twenty years ago.
06:32I said yes, of course.
06:33But I'm not the biggest fan of how it turned out bit too into his abstract expressionism.
06:39What?
06:40Insolent ret!
06:41How dare you say that, Master Mello, painted garbage?
06:45That portrait is of the Oracle mentor, our kingdom's guardian.
06:51We've had twenty years of peace because of him.
06:55And you claim to be the model?
06:58Nonsense!
06:59Well, maybe I am.
07:00Please, no more words.
07:01There'll be real consequences.
07:03Just telling the truth.
07:05My lords, please forgive my father's ignorance.
07:08It is clear to me now our portrait is a fake.
07:13You fool us by bringing a fake.
07:15Commoner with no family lineage.
07:17How could he possibly own anything of value?
07:20Poor Garrett.
07:21A knight to have a father like that.
07:23Unfortunate.
07:24Enough.
07:25Sir Garrett's loyalty is unquestionable.
07:29We've all seen it.
07:31Thank you, my lord.
07:33Should we resume the auction?
07:34My lord, all attendees must donate a gift.
07:37It's a mandatory rule.
07:39Well, he's a lowborn knight.
07:41Make this exception just this once.
07:44But my lord, that wouldn't be fair to other.
07:50No need for exceptions.
07:51Me and my father will leave.
07:53Let's go, dad.
07:54Leave?
07:55We just got here.
07:56Dad, please.
07:56I'm begging you.
07:57What's the rush?
07:58If this old rubbish counts as his treasure, then your old dad's got a whole host of treasure back home.
08:05Dad, snap out of it.
08:07You're a twenty-year farmer.
08:09Barely enough to get by and half gone to poor mage apprentice.
08:13There's no way you have anything worthy of this auction.
08:17My lord, please forget my father.
08:20He's clueless about noble etiquette.
08:23He and I will leave.
08:25Wait.
08:27Garrett, you serve in Aura with.
08:29Your father's secrets may be deeper than you know.
08:33He has treasure.
08:34Well, show this.
08:36War funds demand every coin.
08:39Gold or copper.
08:42I'm just curious.
08:43What treasure could your father possibly offer?
08:47Now, bring me paints and canvas.
08:49Canvas?
08:50What are you doing?
08:51I'm going to paint a new portrait of the Oracle.
08:54If this one's fake, I'm just going to wrestle up a new one.
08:56Dad, no.
08:58They won't mess with you.
08:59I'll find another way out for us.
09:01Bring him what he needs.
09:03Your dad can paint.
09:07Garrett!
09:09If it's ugly, don't make me bid on it.
09:14My lord.
09:15Why waste your time with these peasants?
09:18Let the clown have his way.
09:20It's my chance to get back at Garrett.
09:22No one bids on the painting.
09:24And I will graciously buy it.
09:26Then the knight paramount will owe me a favor.
09:30An excellent strategy, my lord.
09:34That's it?
09:35You're done?
09:35Yes.
09:36I mean, it's not bad.
09:38Can't rush art.
09:39You see?
09:42No.
09:45Oh, my goodness.
09:48That's impossible.
09:53That's impossible.
09:55Oh, goodness.
09:57Jeez.
09:59You actually painted that.
10:01I mean, didn't have much time, so I didn't use all my talent, but it'll do.
10:06You're not serious, are you?
10:08With this painting, it's...
10:09What about it?
10:10You're calling this a portrait of the Oracle?
10:15That's just...
10:16A stick figure!
10:19A huge insult.
10:21You're being quite disrespectful, my friend.
10:23You dare call this the famed Oracle mentor?
10:25This is outrageous.
10:28Behold, his so-called masterpiece.
10:30A blind toddler could draw better.
10:32No hint of resemblance at all.
10:34I think it's pretty accurate.
10:36Another piece of trash.
10:38Stop!
10:38That way?
10:39Are you sure you want to destroy this?
10:42I...
10:45Put it down.
10:46That's no way to act.
10:48As bad as it is, it does show Mr. Thorne's devotion.
10:52You can't ruin it.
10:54A thousand apologies, my lord.
10:56I was just outraged.
10:59You have given Sir Garrett every chance, and this is what they bring?
11:03He's trying to humiliate you and everyone else present.
11:09Is that right?
11:11Absolutely not.
11:13Never.
11:14Well, incompetence or insult, we'll find out soon enough.
11:17Why not start bidding on this masterpiece?
11:21Okay, everyone.
11:23Back to your seats.
11:28Well, well, well.
11:30What should the starting bid be?
11:33Half a copper moind.
11:35Half?
11:36This is fine art.
11:38I'm being generous.
11:39It's more than it's worth.
11:42I'm being generous.
11:44It's more than it's worth.
11:46You think it's worthless?
11:49Let the magic.
11:51This is an original thorn.
11:53Dad, cut it out.
11:54Do not mess with these nobles.
11:56They'll punish you without mercy.
11:57Son.
11:58Ladies and gentlemen, let the auction begin again.
12:05Our first item is a portrait of the Oracle by Eden Thorne.
12:15As you can see, even the wisest of critics would fail to find a shred of artistry in it.
12:20Our starting bid is half a copper coin.
12:24You'd be insane to bid on that.
12:25Maybe if you're out of toilet paper.
12:28The canvas seems absorbent.
12:31One copper boing.
12:33Guessing someone really is desperate.
12:35Sorry, I seem to be out of firewood.
12:38One copper coin.
12:39Going once.
12:40One copper coin.
12:42Going twice.
12:43Two coppers.
12:46Two and a half.
12:51Little Ivy, do you want to bid on it?
12:53You could put it above your fireplace.
12:56Dad, cut it out.
12:57Go leave Lady Ivy out of this.
12:59Please forgive him, my lady.
13:01Of course I do.
13:03But I'm not yet worthy of such a masterpiece.
13:06I beg your pardon?
13:09Ten gold coins?
13:12Only a count could bid gold on toilet paper.
13:17I'm out.
13:18Ten gold coins by Count Roderick.
13:21Any higher?
13:22Thank you, my lord.
13:23Garrett, your father's actions aren't your burden.
13:26Let this purchase settle it.
13:28Come with me and I'll take you under my wing.
13:31So you don't fall into his step.
13:32Such generosity from the Count.
13:34Truly above approach.
13:36Ten gold coins for that disaster?
13:38Roderick must really want Garrett on his side.
13:41My lord.
13:42I won't forget this kindness.
13:44I am yours to command.
13:45Oh, so.
13:46Ten gold coins is all it takes to buy you, is it?
13:49It's not about the money.
13:50You have caused nothing but trouble.
13:52Son, I don't think that we should...
13:54First the banquet, now the auction.
13:55I have thought so hard to carve out a spot in the capital for myself.
13:59For you.
13:59And you act like my career or predicament don't matter at all.
14:03I can't take it anymore.
14:05Count Roderick is the only one who shows us any respect.
14:08That is worth way more than ten gold coins.
14:11What if someone just bids it a little bit higher?
14:15No one wants that painting.
14:16Those bids are just to humiliate us.
14:18We're nothing but a joke to them.
14:20So, your father finds my offer dissatisfying.
14:23Well, I'll reject my bid.
14:25No, Count Roderick, wait.
14:26I'll take it.
14:33I'll take it.
14:35Duke Zillion.
14:37I bid one million gold coins.
14:40What?
14:41No, no.
14:42Ten million.
14:43Ten million?
14:45What?
14:55Please don't bow for me, my lord.
14:57I can't accept the honor.
15:01Duke Zillion just bowed at Lord Roderick?
15:04That's impossible.
15:05The duke outranks him.
15:06Looks like we all underestimated Lord Roderick.
15:09Anyone who's able to host the Harvest Banquet
15:11clearly has a lot more than just inherited titles.
15:15That's what a real man should be like.
15:16I taught you nothing, son.
15:18That isn't what a real man is.
15:20Dad, what are you talking about?
15:22They'll take your words as treason.
15:23My lord, please forgive my father's disrespect.
15:27He is old and confused and...
15:30Broken another rule, have I?
15:32Our kingdom values free speech.
15:35Your unrepentant, repulsive actions have consequences.
15:40Will you leave voluntarily or shall I call the guard?
15:45No, no, no, no.
15:46No need.
15:47I'll show myself out.
15:51Don't worry.
15:53Let the magic.
15:57Will you wait me?
15:58Yes, sir.
15:59Duke Zillion, wait!
16:01What are you doing?
16:03Did you think I was bound to you?
16:06No.
16:14Dude, you didn't tell me.
16:15Your dad was friends with the friggin' Duke.
16:19I...
16:21Lord Roderick?
16:22No need to call me Lord Roderick.
16:24It's so distant.
16:25Just call me Roderick.
16:27Yes, Lord.
16:28I mean, sir.
16:29I mean, Roderick.
16:29Roderick.
16:32Sir Garrett, I, uh, I didn't get to tell you how much I admire your father.
16:38A man serving quietly in the countryside, it's the backbone this kingdom needs.
16:44Farmers are Verne's foundation, after all.
16:46You flatter me, Lady Annie.
16:48I was clearly too ignorant to appreciate the painting's subtle brilliance.
16:53Look at these curved lines, and this rich black ink, and this empty space.
16:58So bold, sir Garrett.
17:00I've heard tales of your talent I'm barrened.
17:02Brian missed.
17:05Dearest Garrett, you must come visit.
17:07The river gates are simply enchanting.
17:09Don't listen to that.
17:10Sir Garrett, come drink the finest wine in Aura with me tomorrow night.
17:13Hey, back off.
17:15Garrett and I were best buds back in the Magic Academy.
17:18And anyway, me and Garrett have plans tomorrow night, don't we, Garrett?
17:22Let's not overwhelm, sir Garrett.
17:24We have an auction to finish.
17:33Garrett, are you mad at me?
17:35What?
17:36No, not at all.
17:37Why didn't you tell me the truth?
17:39About the relationship between your father and the Duke Cillian?
17:43I...
17:52Mentor.
17:53It's such an honor to have you here.
17:55Your return will rekindle hope across all of...
17:58Don't call me Mentor.
18:00I have never taught you.
18:02Nor have I passed down any prophecies.
18:05Mentor.
18:06But Mentor, you...
18:08You sheltered the kingdom.
18:10You defended the weak.
18:11Many mages, me included, were so inspired by your unwavering justice.
18:16How could I not call you Mentor?
18:21That's my master.
18:22Oh, yes, yes, yes, it's Isabella.
18:26She's not coming to see me, is she?
18:28Not with that grand entrance.
18:30The whole of Aura with will know.
18:32Bit dramatic, isn't it?
18:34I'm sure she's just trying to impress you, Mentor.
18:37You are quite a big deal.
18:39And with the Dark Lord's threat...
18:40Yes, yes, yes.
18:42Well, let us see how much little Isabella is actually needed.
18:47Stellar drift.
18:49Blood moon in a dark sky.
18:51An omen of disaster.
18:54Cillian Vinfield.
18:55At your command.
18:56Return to the Harvest Hall.
18:58Immediately.
18:59You mean...
19:00The Dark Lord curses to breach the light barrier.
19:02Protect the young.
19:03Don't let the shadows infect them.
19:05Yes, sir.
19:11Huh?
19:14Lady Annie, is everything alright?
19:19Yes, I'm fine.
19:20Any persons who command the vines and the trees...
19:23That's the High Priestess.
19:26Lady Vinewood.
19:28She was the Oracle's first apprentice.
19:30After he disappeared.
19:31She became the most powerful mage on the continent.
19:34To control trees in the heart of Arawith...
19:36That can only be the High Priestess's might.
19:39High Priestess?
19:42What did you say?
19:44Oh, just like that.
19:47Someday I hope to be as strong as Priestess Isabella.
19:50You are already a level 7.
19:52High Priestess had achieved level 9 by the time she...
19:55That's why I was going to say...
19:55Assistive to being the Very pilgrim and the
19:56Encourage.
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