00:01Help me!
00:03Somebody! Somebody help!
00:22What did you think?
00:24Uh, it was good.
00:26Are you on Instagram?
00:28No.
00:29Yes, you are.
00:31I was just checking in.
00:32You weren't even watching, were you?
00:35It's not like I haven't seen this before.
00:37What are you talking about?
00:38A group of unnaturally good-looking high school students getting stalked and murdered in the woods by a serial killer.
00:44It's not always in the woods. Sometimes it's in a house or in a creepy hospital.
00:49I knew the entire plot of the movie just by reading the title.
00:52That's not true.
00:54Blood Summer 4, Beach Vacation Massacre.
00:56Okay. So you don't like slashers. How about any other horror movies?
01:03Mmm, let's see. Um, Haunted Houses, Demon Possessions, or Zombie Apocalypses. That's about it, right?
01:09How can you not like horror movies?
01:11It's not that I don't like them, they just don't scare me.
01:14Uh, The Shining?
01:15Mmm, too many hallways.
01:17A Nightmare on Elm Street.
01:19I've had nightmares that are scarier.
01:20The Exorcist?
01:22I haven't watched it all the way through, but the crucifix scene was pretty hot, right?
01:27Ew. Gross.
01:30I'm not as hot as you.
01:33Well, next time maybe we can watch one of your silly Seth Rogen movies.
01:38Hey, do you know how hard it is to be funny?
01:45Judd Apatow is a genius.
01:48Comedic timing is everything.
01:51It's a lot harder than running around screaming being chased by some mouth breather with a steak knife.
01:58You know what I mean?
02:03Well, don't be mad at me, Leah.
02:07You know I love watching your little horror movies.
02:11It's just, they don't scare me.
02:14I mean, I've seen a million of these movies, and I just end up laughing more than anything.
02:18I wanna be scared.
02:20That's the whole point, right?
02:21The point about what?
02:26Are you okay?
02:31How did you...
02:33What?
02:36Um...
02:37Nothing.
02:40Okay.
03:14Leea.
03:18Leea.
03:19Leea.
03:20Leea wake up.
03:21Oh, Nick, I swear to God.
03:24I heard something.
03:27What?
03:28Shh.
03:29I heard a noise.
03:30What kind of noise?
03:33Shh.
03:34What kind of noise?
03:40I don't hear anything.
03:45What is that?
03:46I don't know.
03:52Go check.
03:53I'm gonna go check, you go check.
03:55Nick.
03:57Nick.
03:59Okay.
04:00Okay.
04:01Fine.
04:31We can change the around the surface.
04:32No current at all.
04:35We've got a few more goin' on
04:36On the surface of our newThat,
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07:47Maybe next time you won't fall asleep during a horror movie
08:20Stupid.
08:50Okay.
08:51But I don't want to go back there, and I'm sure neither do you.
08:59You know it.
09:02Leah?
09:06But friends are lovers.
09:37Oh, shit.
09:42Nick?
09:50What the fuck?
09:54Hello?
10:11Nick?
10:20No!
10:23No!
10:26No!
10:26That is humanity.
10:29Well, all of them will attack the entire...
10:32No!
10:34No!
10:35No!
10:36No!
10:38No!
10:39No!
10:39No!
10:47No!
10:49No!
10:53No!
10:54No!
10:59Nick?
11:00Leo, what's going on?
11:01What is this?
11:02What's happening?
11:03Oh, my God.
11:04I don't know if there's...
11:04You gotta help me, okay?
11:05I don't know what's going on.
11:06Please!
11:07Nick, behind you!
11:08I'm scared, okay?
11:09I...
11:09Get out of this!
11:10No!
11:10Don't get away!
11:12Nick!
11:12Nick!
11:23I don't know.
11:42I don't know.
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