00:26Giggle Biz
00:30Giggle Biz
01:00Giggle Biz
01:01Giggle Biz
01:04Giggle Biz
01:14Giggle Biz
01:18Oh, yeah.
01:24Hey.
01:26Ha-ha.
01:28Huh?
01:29Yeah.
01:30Oh, yeah.
01:31Hey, what about you?
01:33Oh, yeah.
01:38Ha-ha.
01:40Oh.
01:42Huh?
01:42Hey.
01:44Hello.
01:48Oh.
01:49Huh?
01:57Hey!
01:59Hey!
02:00Ha-ha!
02:02Ha-ha.
02:03Oh.
02:05Oh.
02:06Ho-ho-ha.
02:06Mm.
02:07Oh.
02:10Hey!
02:12Hey!
02:49Hey!
02:51Hey!
02:52So I said to him, I don't care how many Michelin stars you've got, Jamie.
02:57I just remember bathing you and changing your nappy.
03:01Oh!
03:02Hello, my little peppercorns, and welcome to dinner time with me, Diner Lady.
03:08And this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.
03:10Say hello, Tommy.
03:12Hello, Tommy.
03:16Now, today, we're going to make a delicious mud pie,
03:20which will be yummy, scrummy for our tummy.
03:24Now, first of all, you need a pie base, like this one here.
03:29And now, we need the filling.
03:32I'll just go and get it.
03:33I won't be a choice.
03:36Mud pie isn't made with real mud.
03:38It's made with chocolate, which looks a bit like mud.
03:41That's why we call it mud pie.
03:43There we are.
03:44Oh, a bit heavy.
03:47Now, I use this mud fresh from our garden.
03:51Mud from the garden?
03:52Don't worry, Tommy.
03:54I've taken all the worms out of the soil.
03:56It ruins the flavor.
03:59Daft boy.
04:01Nice, though.
04:02Right.
04:03And now, simply add the mud to your pie.
04:10Definitely do not try this at home.
04:13There we go.
04:15And there you have one perfect mud pie.
04:21Easy as pie.
04:24See you next time, my little chefs.
04:28Oh, I left a worm in there.
04:32Oh, dear me.
04:34Now, it's time for your giggles.
04:38Knock, knock.
04:39Who's there?
04:41Tank.
04:42Tank who?
04:44You're welcome.
04:45Oh, thanks for that.
04:49Hello there.
04:50I'm half asleep.
04:51And here's the news.
04:52In fact, breaking news just in.
04:54We've heard...
04:56Excuse me.
04:58Hello, half asleep.
04:59News desk.
05:00Do you want to speak to Doreen?
05:02Who is it, please?
05:04Anita?
05:05Anita who?
05:06Anita blow me nose?
05:07All right.
05:08I'll just check for you.
05:10Hey, Doreen!
05:11Anita blow me nose!
05:13I said, Anita blow me nose!
05:16Wait, wait.
05:16What's this for?
05:18She'll call you back.
05:20Don't worry.
05:20Honestly.
05:21And now, this.
05:25And now, today's Panto, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
05:31Everyone!
05:31Cha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
05:34Oh, gets it every time.
05:36What a beautiful morning here in Panto Land.
05:39I wonder who I'm going to see today.
05:41Oh, I say!
05:43Look who it is!
05:44It's Snow White.
05:45Oh!
05:46And she's with her Dwarfs.
05:48One, two, three, four, five, six...
05:51Oh, there's only six.
05:52You must be on a budget this year.
05:54Snow White!
05:55Oh, so lovely to see you, my dear.
05:59I see you're out on a picnic.
06:00Yes, enjoying the sunshine after a hard day, you know, cleaning the cottage and mining for diamonds.
06:07Sorry?
06:08Yes, yes.
06:09Hello, Dwarfs!
06:11Oh, dear.
06:12Tough crowd.
06:14Nana can't hear you.
06:15I said, hello, Dwarfs!
06:16Hello.
06:19Sorry, can I help you?
06:20What?
06:21Nana Knickerbocker.
06:23You know, famous Panto Dame.
06:25You must have heard of me.
06:27Yes, yes, I lead the audience through a riot of fun and frolics.
06:31Not my words.
06:32Basingstoke Chronicle, 1994.
06:35Oh, it is very nice to meet you.
06:37I'm Miss Henderson, and we're on a school outing.
06:40In fact, I think the children are getting a bit hungry.
06:42I don't remember that in the storyline.
06:45I think...
06:46You can't eat that!
06:49Oh, apples are very nutritious.
06:51We always encourage the children to eat lots of fruit.
06:54What?
06:54This is a poisoned apple.
06:56Everyone knows that.
06:57I don't know.
06:59I'm sure that the wicked queen is hiding in the woods somewhere.
07:02My mum gave it to me.
07:04Your mum?
07:05Oh, right.
07:06Well, yes, you can trust your mum.
07:08But we don't trust the wicked queen, do we, everyone?
07:12Oh, dearie me, I'm carrying this.
07:14Let me hear you say boo!
07:15Boo!
07:17Right, come on, everyone.
07:19Let's do the big finish, the finale.
07:21Let's have a sing-along!
07:22Come on, up you get.
07:24If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
07:28If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
07:32Hey!
07:32Right, take a bow!
07:34Oh, yes.
07:36Yes, I do like your happy happy.
07:39Don't eat that apple!
07:42Definitely my favourite type of animal, horsey.
07:47I'll sort this out.
07:48Hello!
07:49Hello, I was hoping to buy a horse.
07:51Do you know where I could find one?
07:53No, not at all.
07:55Was that a horse?
07:57Yeah.
07:58Just then, a horse.
08:01That was me, saying no.
08:03I sometimes say it in a funny way.
08:06Nay!
08:07Nay!
08:08See?
08:11What was that?
08:12It sounds like hooves.
08:13Yeah, that was me, trying to make a cup of tea.
08:19I'd love a cup of tea.
08:21Oh, well, we haven't got any sugar lumps.
08:24What about those sugar cubes there?
08:25Oh, great, you found them.
08:28Well, we haven't got any water.
08:30No water?
08:32Nay, no water.
08:34Maybe another time.
08:35Yeah.
08:38You.
08:39Straight lady.
08:41Sugar.
08:43It's silly time!
09:04I'm half asleep. This is the news.
09:08Thank you, Arthur.
09:09I'm Gail Force, and I'm here at the local farm for this year's vegetable growing competition.
09:14As you can see, there are some wonderful examples here, all grown by the local villagers.
09:20We have some peppers here.
09:22Oh, some tomatoes, and these beautiful leeks.
09:26Now...
09:28I said leek, the vegetable!
09:33And that's all the news here for now, from the local farm.
09:37A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:39No!
09:40Ah-ha-ha-ha!
09:40Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:41Oh!
09:42Oh!
09:43Oh!
09:45Oh!
09:45Oh!
09:46Oh! Oh! I am Good Robin's minstrel, and I always sing a song.
09:59I tried to put good Robin right, but he always gets it wrong.
10:03Do you mind?
10:05Minstrel, today is the day of the Sherwood Forest Artery Competition.
10:09And the winner gets a kiss with the lovely Mae Marius.
10:12So don't put me off by singing. Got that?
10:16Got that.
10:21Robin says he's very good at shooting with his bow.
10:25I am.
10:26But actually, he's rubbish, though. We'd never tell him so.
10:30Hey!
10:31He thinks he's great, but he can't shoot straight.
10:34Though we'd never tell him so.
10:36Is that true?
10:37No, no, indeed not, fair Marion.
10:41Go away, you're putting me off.
10:44And besides, that song is terrible.
10:46And like me, I am quite brilliant.
10:52Robin Hood is brilliant, but he doesn't like our song.
10:55He's bound to make a mess of things, he always gets it wrong.
10:59He's bound to make a mess of things, he always gets it wrong.
11:05Ow!
11:09The arrow said the target waits, there isn't any sound.
11:14Shush!
11:15But Robin's arrow's looking odd.
11:17It's the wrong way round.
11:19What?
11:21Ouch!
11:23Go away!
11:27Good luck, great Robin.
11:29Good luck, great Robin.
11:31Good luck, great Robin.
11:33Good luck!
11:45That was rubbish.
11:47No kisses for you.
11:49I'm a better shot than that.
11:51No, Marion, come back.
11:55The archery is at an end, and so is our fine song.
12:00But Robin made a mess of things, he always gets it wrong.
12:04But Robin made a mess of things, he always gets it wrong.
12:09That minstrel's got to go.
12:16Giggle Bizz, Giggle Bizz, we've had a lot of fun.
12:19Giggle Bizz, Giggle Bizz, ho, ho, ho.
12:21Giggle Bizz, Giggle Bizz, and now it's time to go.
12:24Giggle Bizz, Giggle, it's time to come.
12:27Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye.
12:29Farewell, T-T-F-M.
12:31Adonadochi.
12:32We all hate to say goodbye, but we'll be back again.
12:37Na, na, na, na, na, na, Giggle Bizz, na, na, na, na, ho, ho.
12:42Na, na, na, na, na, na, Giggle Bizz, na, na, na, it's time to go.
12:48Giggle Bizz, Giggle Bizz, we've had a lot of fun.
12:51Giggle Bizz, Giggle Bizz, ho, ho, ho.
12:53Giggle Bizz, Giggle Bizz, and now it's time to go.
12:56Giggle Bizz, Giggle, it's time to go.
13:00Oh, my God.
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