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Bait S01E05-6 (2026)
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00:12I'm not afraid to die today, I could've chose somebody else to love
00:23Give me the gun, I'll take the blame and cover up your darker shade of blood
00:35I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
00:42I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
01:00Mommy Baba?
01:06Q
01:12I'll tell you about the rain and tears of light
01:15But I'm the one who wanted the rain
01:23I'm too scared
01:53Fuck!
02:02you can tell me if he's here or not you can't keep him you can't keep him unless you charge
02:07him
02:07have you charged him like i said i need to know if he's here i've been sat there for over
02:12an hour
02:12now listen someone is going to come talk to me in a minute so we need to go take a
02:15seat
02:16okay i'll give you 10 minutes and then i'm taking your name and number
02:22hi i'd like to
02:29yeah i'd like to report a missing family whole families got missing have they yes i think
02:35they've been kidnapped by terrorists but domestic ones the white ones
02:46q u r r um a t hyphen u l hyphen a i n
02:54two hyphens okay yeah that's that's what it goes by q
02:57okay i want to go back to the um the bust up that you said you had with your family
03:02well that's not really that relevant what um because what i'm saying is if you just hack into
03:06this this was set up in the living room so whatever's taken place will definitely
03:10have been recorded on this yeah so so if we can just get into that so that's a very different
03:14kind of investigation much longer process cyber crime really and this falls under missing persons
03:19so all we're trying to do is just help you find why didn't you report the pig's head when you
03:24first
03:24got it sorry let's just have details yeah yeah of course i mean that that was that's that's different
03:30i'm reporting this crime now alleged crime
03:34i'm sorry i'm even being a bit paranoid am i am i like a suspect or something like that in
03:39this case
03:39well easy now you know no one said anything about a suspect we just need to ask questions so in
03:44order
03:44to conduct the proper investigation so that's why i'm asking why didn't you report the pig's head
03:50i thought i could handle it myself with my private security consultant you've got a security consultant
03:55because i'm an actor and i'm in the news sorry you're in the you're in the news
03:59yeah i might be the next james bond
04:03wait wait wait so you're saying that you're actually like a famous actor i didn't say famous
04:08no i just said well actually yes my bond callback is later on this afternoon but i can't be there
04:13if
04:13i'm here and i'm here because my right so so i'm just making sure we've got private security detail
04:18auditioning to be the next james bond and got sent the severed pig's head by by racist trolls
04:26i did because they don't want me to be the next james bond right which is why these people have
04:30also abducted your family that's my current working theory you sound completely mental
04:42okay mate um give us a few minutes and we'll be right back
04:51you've got to be kidding me
04:55what in the shitting hell are you doing man if you keep your mouth shut then maybe i can focus
05:02focus on
05:02this you sentient ballbag you should be at home preparing for the audition shut out and you most
05:09certainly should not be here you're not the hero of this story to them you're the villain trust me
05:16they're gonna google me and when they do they're gonna see all the bond chat and they're gonna
05:19see that i'm telling the truth and then they can tell the papers how you showed up here with
05:23the severed pig's head think you turgid gimp think
05:30fuck
05:45okay
05:46oh sorry
05:47be cool man police are gonna be watching i'm not i'm just looking for my family that's not a crime
05:53is
05:53it hey calm the fuck down i saved you back there all right okay i'm sorry and thank you that's
05:59more
05:59like it all you've got to do is walk normally very weird walk man
06:05be normal
06:22whoops a daisy gently cock fingers okay lock the doors close the curtains let's run
06:28lines auditions in eight hours wait where are you going i need to find the right usb
06:35the only camera that matters is at the screen test
06:40sha time's running out say the words with me
06:46do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work fighting everyone and being no one i don't
06:55live
06:55with myself
06:58hello i'm giving you gold here oh yes that's right motherfucker oh this is all the distraction
07:09classic self-sabotage oh shit come on
07:17you're not afraid for your family you're afraid of success
07:23even if they have been kidnapped you're no superhero spy becoming one should be our focus
07:31why don't you try helping for change i am helping the only version of you that has any value
07:37to your family or anyone else is bond shut the fuck up
07:55you don't even know his birthday some brother you are okay we don't know can we get back to work
08:06the security consultant oh yeah if you were this obsessive about your craft you'd have a career
08:25this is a security
08:27if you see something that doesn't work right you can speak to staff or text
08:31this is a waste of time oh
08:47shit what uh we've got a problem with dogs
08:50oh dear i'm dry aged you realize turn around now can't turn around they spotted us at least
08:56suspicious you're a sweaty brown man with a blood-stained duffel bag you're already
09:01fucking suspicious let me just shut out okay just have some faith i'm an actor aren't i oh god
09:10excuse me sir
09:13i'm not doing anything i'm not even here to catch a train
09:17oh god
09:20do you mind if we take walking the bike down boy what's in the bike
09:25don't you
09:26fucker sir that won't be necessary
09:34yep
09:37you say something good man have a good day
09:43how'd you do that well i've still got a few tricks i must do when it comes to law enforcement
09:48must be nice to be uh tall and white huh
09:51membership has its privileges shall we
09:55it's a complete mess i tried to go to the police well there's your first mistake there come on man
09:59we're gonna find your family all right okay okay it feels good to hear you say that because nobody
10:05believes me i like him he makes me feel safe i'm gonna put a call out of something called the
10:09kilner
10:10system all right now luckily one believes cctv to the hilt so if your family have been on any street
10:15actually in london in the last eight hours i will be able to track their exact location down to the
10:20entrance as soon as i get a ping you'll be the first to know right yeah man all good that's
10:26amazing
10:26thank you i didn't realize your um your company had that kind of reach my company has the biggest reach
10:32there is all right don't worry look listen here's the thing right your family that's today's problem
10:36yeah what about tomorrow's problem now do you want to be reactive or do you want to be proactive
10:42i want to be proactive of course you do you are on the precipice of something massive and all that
10:47backlash that you've been experiencing recently it will only get worse trust me i know i've i've
10:52fucked the audition and my prospects have gone down to it so listen i wouldn't be here talking to you
10:58now if that was the case would i so you've got your recall later correct yeah yeah so you're going
11:07to go in there you're going to do your audition and when you do those decision makers will be primed
11:14in your favor what do you understand how how how how you can do that
11:29are you on my five
11:32it's okay holy okay it's not a big deal it's not a big deal okay listen to me i'm the
11:39only call you'll
11:40ever need to make we've got your bag what there's a catch isn't it no i mean look every relationship
11:53is a two-way street isn't it so basically what we're trying to do is we just want to build
11:59bridges
12:00uh to your community and in order to do that we rely on individuals such as yourself just to help
12:06us with
12:06um messaging you know as a prominent wisdom and soon to be more so your voice it carries a lot
12:12of
12:12weight so so let's use it yeah right let's cyber now just remember we're the good guys yeah don't forget
12:24that
12:30i'll be here
12:35so i mean that sounds shady as shit no char i was wrong going to nigel was a masterstroke albeit
12:43an
12:44accidental one what are you talking about he wants me to be a snitch snitch he's not asking you to
12:49honey trap an ayatollah is he he's offering you the role of a lifetime in exchange for some light pr
12:56work
12:56i'm not a sellout fed sorry sellout well pardon me nelson pissing mandela you want to star in a
13:03franchise that brazenly sells watchers cars and the british secret service this is the only way you will
13:12land this role i guess i just always thought i was someone who represents
13:17us to them you know not them to us you're not representing them or us this is about you
13:25sha and who you want to be and put simply do you want to be talking to a pig's head
13:31in a toilet
13:31panicking about your career and your family or do you want to be the hero of this story
13:37the ultimate shitting hero because that my friend is what is on the table
13:58sha what the hell are you doing man hello i'm improvising oh god access
14:07the hero's
14:08the hero's
14:08the hero's
14:09the hero's
14:21the hero's
14:21the hero's
14:21the hero's
14:22the hero's
14:22the hero's
14:43the hero's
14:51the hero's
15:06okay okay what in satan's gossip did you just do we were this close
15:11the hero's
15:13answer me hello oh god nor improv no one's watching you
15:19melodious piss flap uh what's your problem man my problem is that i care about you sha i want to
15:25make you better no it's just because you say that you're trying to help me all you do is
15:29shit on you it's tough love and it's the only voice you understand if i humiliate you it's to save
15:35you from the bigger humiliation of you from the bigger humiliation of remaining as you are
15:38you want to chill out i'm in control now and i know where we're going
15:46no no no no no please don't fake hang up on me you need me
15:53no no no no please don't fake hang up on me you need me
16:16fine i'm willing to try things your way but if we want to be bond why are we at taliban
16:22hq
16:24these savage little ewoks only hold us back
16:29don't leave me out here
16:50so
16:50congratulations
16:55excuse me sorry
16:56i love some of that excuse me
16:57uncle can i have a word please why are you calling me uncle of the same age
17:01oh i mean um sorry i'm actually here to look for someone someone who's gone missing my brother
17:08um zufi i think you know him he's the big guy who does the cabs have you have you seen
17:12him
17:12well inshallah we're just about to start praying come and join us and then after we can talk
17:16okay it's just a bit of emergency
17:18excuse me assalamu alaikum everyone my family's gone missing um uh my parents perviz latif and my
17:25mother tyra latif my siblings zufi and q q
17:28and i think some of you know them i'm just wondering if uh if you might have heard anything
17:35i was just hoping someone might be able to help
17:37hey
17:43someone's left a pig's head at the front gate
17:47you're probably best to leave that
17:50someone's left a pig's head at the front gate
17:54wait it's he's with me it's it's it's mine it's mine
18:07go the other way
18:11quick down here
18:31oh
18:32oi
18:35game get in the package
18:37shit look what you've done shah
18:45you owe me an apology mate and a 90 seconds for the algorithm
18:49yeah
18:51i told you your failures would catch up to you idf bastard who recruited you
18:57mossad idf hundred percent bossad i told you he's not deep patel he's much too short
19:05you can't handle them alone
19:08i told you that you need to be
19:14him
19:16so
19:17I don't know.
19:59I don't know.
20:19I don't know.
20:21Yes.
20:23The strong must replace the weak.
20:30Your turn now, Shaft.
20:55This is the only way.
20:58Can't you see?
20:59Surrender!
21:01Surrender!
21:02Surrender!
21:03Surrender!
21:13Surrender!
21:19Surrender!
21:20Surrender!
21:27Surrender!
21:31Surrender!
21:31Oh my god, are you okay?
21:43No.
21:45No.
21:50No.
21:53No.
21:54No.
21:56No.
21:57It's not bad.
21:59It's not bad.
22:00It's not bad.
22:00It's not too bad.
22:01I feel like it's pretty bad.
22:03It feels like I'm missing an eye.
22:04Am I missing an eye?
22:06You're gonna be okay.
22:08Right?
22:08You're gonna be okay.
22:09Oh, it's cold.
22:11It's so cold.
22:12I don't want to die.
22:14Stay.
22:15I can't do this without you.
22:17I know.
22:18You really can't.
22:20That other guy though, the one chasing you, he had potential.
22:26Why?
22:27Why did you resist?
22:29You tell me.
22:31You're the only one who gets it.
22:33You're the only one who gets me.
22:34That's why I need you.
22:37But I don't even know who you were.
22:41I was who you needed me to be.
22:44Hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart.
22:48Which is weird.
22:51You might want to unpack that.
22:55No, no, no.
22:56Don't go.
22:57No.
22:57No.
22:57We're a team.
22:59Okay?
23:00Good luck without me, dickhead.
23:08Hey.
23:10Hey.
23:13Hey.
23:30You're stuck there in law.
23:31Told you.
23:32I wasn't lying.
23:32You need to realize what we're dealing with here.
23:35Put it down.
23:35Don't put it down.
23:36Get rid of it.
23:36I am going to get rid of it.
23:37But just look at you.
23:38I don't need to see shit.
23:39She doesn't know what she's doing.
23:40I do know what I'm doing.
23:41And I'm not the one acting crazy here.
23:43Okay?
23:43Your son is.
23:44And so are you two by ignoring him.
23:45And you is fine.
23:46He's just stressed.
23:47It's not fine.
23:48Why do we always have to pretend like everything's okay?
23:50When it is not.
23:51No one is pretending.
23:51You pretend about everything.
23:53I do not.
23:54You're pretending.
23:55Right.
23:55Now.
23:56You are.
23:56What's this anyway?
23:57Oh!
24:00Oh, that's okay.
24:01Oh.
24:01Oh...
24:02Oh.
24:02Oh, oh, oh.
24:03Oh, oh, oh.
24:04Oh, oh, oh, oh.
24:05Mansh messages.
24:05That's ok.
24:06Oh shit, Andy.
24:07Come on.
24:08For fuck's sake.
24:09Okay, yeah, ambulance please.
24:12Baba, I'm sorry, okay?
24:13I'm so sorry.
24:16Okay.
24:19An' needn't for sure.
24:20I feel like I'm feeling it.
24:26But your name is Shah Jahan.
24:31King of the world.
24:34What the fuck?
24:35You're gonna be fine, you're gonna be fine, okay?
24:37What's going on? I'm bleeding.
24:39I'm driving you home.
24:41How did you find me?
24:42With extreme difficulty, mate.
24:43Someone posted a video of you doing some weird death soliloquy after being hit by a car.
24:48Oh yeah.
24:50Was it good?
24:51It was shit.
24:52But the view count's rising.
24:54Oh, fuck my family!
24:55Your family is fine.
24:56Q was the one who sent me the clip.
24:58If anything, they are more concerned about you.
25:00Oh, thank God.
25:02Alicia.
25:03Yeah?
25:04I know I haven't been myself recently.
25:06Ooh, that was extremely understated.
25:08Do that in the audition, yeah?
25:10What, is that still on?
25:11Yeah, it's still on.
25:13What?
25:13Yeah, no, you don't deserve me.
25:15I even got your slot pushed to the end of the day.
25:16Oh my God, I fucking love you.
25:18Now listen, we've got to clean you up, sort this shit out with your family.
25:21Yeah, yeah.
25:21So I don't need you distracted in the room today, okay?
25:23Alright, yeah.
25:25Alright.
25:25Absolutely.
25:30Hey, I care about you, you know that, right?
25:35Yeah.
25:36I do.
25:48Hello?
25:49In here, baby.
25:52So, Nicole.
25:54How are you?
25:56We're fine.
25:57How are you?
25:57I don't care.
25:58I was so worried about you all.
26:02She's fucking crazy, bro.
26:03What the hell are you doing, Felicia?
26:05Going above and beyond as your agent.
26:07Again.
26:09Sit down.
26:10I can't believe I was going to do work.
26:11It's really good.
26:11Alright, shut up.
26:15You think that I'm going to put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity pass me
26:19by?
26:19If you're not happy, then we can talk.
26:21I can change the commission structure.
26:22Oh, I'm not doing this because I'm unhappy.
26:25I'm doing this because you are.
26:26That doesn't even make sense.
26:28That's all in, bitch.
26:30Sha, do you want to know why you're blocked?
26:33Why you fucked the biggest moments of your career?
26:35You are looking at reason one, two, three, and four.
26:40You are obsessed with getting their blessing.
26:43Their approval.
26:44To be fair, you've been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just us.
26:48Ain't it?
26:48Yeah, ain't it?
26:49She's right.
26:50You keep trying to take people with you, but that's why there's only two seats in a DBS.
26:54Is that like a jet?
26:56It's an Aston Martin, you idiot.
26:57You know, the fact you didn't even mention the DB-12 to him proves to me that you're a blood
27:01clot pagan.
27:01The fuck did you call me?
27:03Just use being true. They don't understand.
27:05Shut the fuck up!
27:06Listen to me, Sha.
27:07If you want to nail this audition, you have to eliminate all of them first.
27:15But these are my people.
27:18Everything I do is for them.
27:21Come on.
27:22You're ashamed of them.
27:24You're always trying to fix and change them, but you can't, so just cut them loose, man.
27:28You told me when you signed me that we were going to change things.
27:31We were going to make a difference.
27:32Yes, to your life.
27:34I'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback.
27:36I didn't mean village. We're from Karachi. We've got running water there, thank you.
27:40Listen.
27:41Making a difference means paying minimal tax.
27:45Maybe you buy a couple holiday homes.
27:47You can hire a few assistants who look just like you.
27:50That's what I want.
27:51But what do you want, Sha?
27:53The material stuff doesn't really matter to me. I'm an artist.
27:56I feel, I feel, I feel.
27:59I feel, I feel.
27:59What? Why can't you accept that? I'm an artist.
28:02Yeah, you know what?
28:03True artists, they don't give a fuck about other people or what they think.
28:07Come, let's do this loud now first.
28:10Don't do it!
28:16This should be the one who does it.
28:20Say what?
28:24Saju?
28:24Shut up, Mummy.
28:26What the fuck are you doing, bro?
28:27Stop undermining me in front of everyone.
28:29You always do that.
28:31You will not shoot Mummy and Baba, okay? I forbid it.
28:34I'm in control now.
28:36Don't talk to your mother like that.
28:38Also, shoot her first.
28:39What?
28:40Come on, Thad, everybody knows you pushed him into this.
28:43Your ambition, the pressure, the ridiculous school.
28:47Oh, that's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country.
28:50I'm sure that was so happy in Pakistan.
28:52And the best actor of all goes to...
28:53Shut up!
28:54I decide who gets it, Thad.
28:57In what order?
28:58Bro, quick sidebar.
29:00Like, why am I even tied up?
29:02I've been your biggest fan since daylight.
29:03Like, do you know how many anonymous tweets I wrote defending you?
29:06Oh, I appreciate that.
29:07Yeah.
29:08I'm your ride or die, cuz.
29:10Obviously, I don't really want to die, but...
29:11Listen, these men are old as fuck.
29:13Like, they're on their way out already.
29:14You can do them guilt-free, do you know what I'm saying?
29:15Can you just shush?
29:16Okay?
29:16You're only here for the free shit and the clout anyway.
29:18How about you, shush?
29:19Yeah?
29:19You've been jealous of this man before you could walk?
29:21I took...
29:21Bro!
29:22Bro!
29:22I've been here for you since day one, cuz I took a knife for you.
29:26Yeah?
29:27And my brother, I need to be here with you, for you, to defend you off from these snakes.
29:30You ungrateful f...
29:31Shut up, hodabudya!
29:33Listen to me, cuz.
29:34Yeah?
29:34Any time I took the piss out of you, it was just character building.
29:37I was building you.
29:37You hate him.
29:39Shaju, Janna shoot Zulfi.
29:40He would have strangled you in the crib if he couldn't...
29:42Hey, listen.
29:43Nobody's shooting anywhere.
29:43Shut up!
29:46Allah!
29:50Cuz...
29:53I just wanna say.
29:55Yeah?
29:56Cuz me, you know I'm here, Katnath.
29:58I wanna apologize for saying...
30:04Oh, okay.
30:05Good.
30:05Yeah, nah, you got rid of the most toxic elements in our family, so...
30:08Yeah.
30:08Bro, you know what?
30:09You actually did well.
30:10I kinda rate that, so that was mad.
30:11Like, we weren't expecting that, were we?
30:14I wasn't expecting...
30:15It's me!
30:23It's always been you and me, Saju.
30:31Just me and my beautiful boy.
30:44Where am I?
30:46Hmm.
30:47Nice little sleep.
30:49How many fingers?
30:50Three.
30:51Name?
30:51It says here, Shahaj...
30:54Shahajah.
30:55Yeah, everyone calls me Shah.
30:57Mary?
31:00Hmm.
31:01Your arms aren't the best, Mr. Lateef.
31:03It's been a long day.
31:05Yeah?
31:06What do you do for a living?
31:07I'm an actor.
31:09What you been in then?
31:11You think I've seen?
31:12Probably not.
31:15Might be in next James Bond, though.
31:20One distance in a couple of hours.
31:21You taking a piss?
31:23Yeah.
31:24Well, you have to before you go anywhere.
31:26You're dehydrated, love.
31:27Fuck.
31:28My...
31:29My family have...
31:31They're gone, doctor.
31:32They're missing.
31:34Sounds like a busy day.
31:36Doctor will be in soon.
31:39Bond.
31:41Huh.
31:42Break a leg.
31:44Yeah.
32:16Thanks.
32:18So Lateef, what are you doing?
32:20I need you to go back to your room.
32:22I...
32:23You can't keep me here.
32:25What are you doing, bro?
32:26We're in here.
32:28What the fuck are you doing here?
32:29What do you mean?
32:30Why do you never reply to your texts, man?
32:32Why, eh?
32:32You two?
32:33Look who's finally shown up.
32:35Oh, my God, thank you.
32:36Baba!
32:37Beta, where were you?
32:38Oh, Shadju!
32:39Huh?
32:40I told you, here he comes!
32:44What happened to you, man?
32:45You look like shit.
32:46I just...
32:47I slipped and I hit my head like an idiot, that's all.
32:48What happened to you, Baba?
32:49This is a little heartache, girl.
32:51Nothing to piss your pants about.
32:52Where's Sophie?
32:53He's off with his new boyfriend.
33:02Oh, I'm...
33:03It's...
33:03It's Braviz, okay?
33:04You've got more to worry about than Braviz.
33:05This is about Q.
33:06I'm sorry, okay?
33:07We were just halal texting.
33:09Okay, there was one weird picture.
33:10Can you shut the fuck up?
33:11I'm not here about Q.
33:12She can deal with you herself.
33:13I respect her.
33:14I do.
33:14You disrespected me, didn't you?
33:15And you wasted my time.
33:17Okay.
33:17Okay.
33:18Can I be honest with you?
33:20I love MUBA, okay?
33:23And so does the investment team in Dubai.
33:25For real?
33:26Tomorrow afternoon, I'm flying out.
33:27MUBA is first thing on the agenda.
33:33Tomorrow afternoon?
33:34Yeah.
33:34You know what?
33:35Come with me.
33:36I love you.
33:37I'll pay for your flight.
33:39Wait.
33:41I think I'm going to see him right now.
33:43Bro, they're getting on a plane.
33:44We didn't come.
33:44We've got to go.
33:45But you have your audition today.
33:47Mummy, fuck the audition.
33:48I have to see Zofie.
33:51Come here, man.
33:53I can't do this without you.
33:56Is your phone fully charged?
33:57Yeah.
33:58Then yeah, I can't do this without you.
34:05I could get fired for just having you in this car.
34:08Oh, yeah.
34:09Zofie banned you from the app.
34:11Nice.
34:12You know, nothing's going to happen to you, mate.
34:13That's me on the dashboard, alright?
34:15Really?
34:18I thought it was Dev Patel.
34:20Right, you know what?
34:22You get it before 3.30, I'll give you an extra 20 quid.
34:24How's that?
34:24Wait.
34:25Chill, yeah?
34:26This is my account.
34:26I'm good for the dough.
34:27No, you ain't.
34:28You're broke as fuck.
34:30What?
34:31You leave tags on your clothes.
34:36It's harder to return them with the tags off, alright?
34:38Stop it.
34:39Stop it, bro.
34:39It's embarrassing.
34:40Shit.
34:41We might not even make it in time.
34:43You'll make it.
34:44I know all the shortcuts to the airport,
34:45while avoiding all the speed cameras and CCTV.
34:48I could even get you through security.
34:51And onto a runway if you want.
34:52Just try the car.
34:53Please drag the car.
34:55To the terminal, not the runway.
35:07That way.
35:12Duh!
35:14Oh, shit.
35:16Yasmin.
35:17What are you doing here?
35:18I'm just done.
35:19Oh my God.
35:20You can't keep doing this.
35:22I can't believe this is happening.
35:23Um.
35:24I thought I made it clear when we spoke last night that this isn't a-
35:27Oh, no.
35:27I'm not here to try and stop your leaving.
35:29Oh.
35:30We're actually here to try and stop someone else leaving.
35:34I'm sorry.
35:34You saw him last night.
35:35You didn't tell me that.
35:36Ollie, right?
35:38Yeah.
35:38Hey, nice to meet you, man.
35:39Yeah, I've heard a lot about you.
35:41Oh my God.
35:42Oh.
35:43Yeah, yeah.
35:44Oh, that's right.
35:45It's worse than it looks.
35:47Oh, seriously?
35:47You got to go.
35:48Yeah.
35:49What are you, like, six to?
35:51Come on.
35:54What was that, Yaz?
35:56I got.
35:57You got to be good at that.
35:59Excuse me, sorry.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:02I'm sorry.
36:02Excuse me, sorry, sorry.
36:03I'm sorry.
36:05Whoa!
36:06Boarding pass.
36:07We don't have boarding passes, but somebody that we really need to speak to has just gone
36:10through.
36:11Yeah.
36:11That's not how it works.
36:12Sorry, one sec.
36:14Have you got any photos of Sophie on the phone?
36:16Yeah.
36:16Okay, now quickly.
36:18Excuse me.
36:19We have reason to believe that this individual is a terror suspect and a security threat.
36:23We need to locate them and stop them immediately.
36:25One moment, sir.
36:27What the fuck are you doing, Rob?
36:28Trust me.
36:29It's going to work.
36:30No, no, no.
36:30I'm not involved.
36:32Right.
36:33You said something about security.
36:34I did.
36:35Yeah.
36:35He's traveling to the Middle East.
36:36He runs a complex network of drivers, couriers, and black market dash cam suppliers.
36:41And how do you know this?
36:42I have links to the security establishment.
36:44What links?
36:45MI5.
36:45Sorry, I...
36:46MI5.
36:50Yeah.
36:50Not buying it.
36:51Next.
36:53I'm sorry.
36:54What do you mean you're not buying it?
36:57You know, tone of voice, body language.
36:59The whole performance, really.
36:59I just didn't see it in the eyes.
37:01Let me go again.
37:01You film it this time and we can watch it back together.
37:04You are already on camera.
37:05If you keep annoying me, I'm going to put you on the news.
37:07Better than having a hundred dead bodies and exploding 747 reviews.
37:11They don't fly 747s anymore.
37:12Because of people like this.
37:13I'm trying to tell you.
37:15Trained in Chechnya.
37:16Fought in Afghanistan.
37:17The Battle of Kandahar.
37:18Maybe you've...
37:18What are you doing?
37:21He's saying you're a security threat and a terrorist.
37:23I'm an entrepreneur.
37:25Sorry.
37:28Hey.
37:28Can we talk?
37:30Next.
37:31Yeah.
37:35You got blood?
37:37Oh, yeah.
37:39I got hit by a car.
37:41You hurt?
37:42Yeah.
37:42Good.
37:49Bro, I'm sorry.
37:51I'm really, really sorry.
37:53I've been a fucking dickhead.
37:55Through this.
37:56My whole life, I've seen you out here.
37:58Yeah?
37:58Doing you.
38:01I've been at home, bro.
38:03Trying to repay your family for taking me in QA.
38:09I should thank you.
38:11You know what you made me realize?
38:13I have to do me.
38:17Yeah.
38:20Wait, is this like a real thank you?
38:21Like a fuck you thank you?
38:24Both.
38:26I'm tired of being the little baby.
38:28I'm not trying to be junior partner in a relationship.
38:30And I hear that.
38:31Yeah.
38:32I don't want to control you.
38:34I'm sorry I sweated you.
38:36I just...
38:37I've just been ticking boxes my whole life.
38:40And...
38:41You're not a box.
38:42You are a flower.
38:45With layers.
38:46Like an onion.
38:47Okay, you need to work on that.
38:49Yeah.
38:51What are you getting on airplane yet?
38:54I'm back in four days.
38:57Oh.
38:58Why didn't you just call me anyway?
38:59I...
39:00This is too important.
39:06I love you, bro.
39:07Say it again?
39:08I said you're a fucking prick.
39:10You're a little prick too.
39:11Yeah.
39:15Uh...
39:16That way.
39:18Economy.
39:19Uh...
39:19I'll see you at baggage claim.
39:21For fuck's sake.
39:24Yes.
39:25I'll put yourself together.
39:26Let me grin in the air for you first.
39:27Man, give me my phone, please.
39:28It's children now.
39:30Psycho.
39:33Uh...
39:34I don't know if you're still down,
39:35but you could probably still make an audition.
39:38Noah.
39:38Now...
39:40But...
39:42Yeah.
39:44What?
39:44It's easier to do...
39:44Noah.
39:46Nope.
40:03Yes.
40:05Well...
40:06Well, again soon.
40:06Theai of the land...
40:06It's been a procession.
40:06So...
40:06Oh that's a big problem,
40:15I don't know.
40:46I don't know.
41:03There he is.
41:07Someone's had a busy few days.
41:10So, um, we're just going to go straight to the monologue, okay?
41:15Please tell me you're ready.
41:17Reporting for duty, ma'am.
41:18Set on camera.
41:20Fire on set.
41:21Sound speed.
41:23Screen test, Charlotte Eve, take two.
41:25Marker.
41:29And we're set, and...
41:34Action!
41:36That could have just as easily ended a few centimetres to the left.
41:39It wouldn't have mattered to you at all, would it?
41:42Just as long as you were pleasing your masters.
41:46Letting them tell you exactly who to be.
41:50But I see you.
41:53And when it's just you, all alone, tell me, how do you live with yourself?
42:02Do you even know who you are anymore?
42:10Do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work, fighting everybody and being a nobody?
42:23Do you?
42:24The blood on my hands is mine?
42:30Because I kill a part of myself every day.
42:34I don't.
42:39Live with myself.
42:44Live with whoever you need me to be.
42:52If I don't know who I am, it's because
42:57you don't want to know.
43:01And cut!
43:02Cut!
43:13I've never seen anybody turn a performance, right?
43:17You see, you just...
43:19I think I'll get it now.
43:20Okay, well, great.
43:22Now, it's just one more thing.
43:23It's just, you know, a bit of a rites of passage.
43:27Okay.
43:28Congratulations.
43:38So, now you're going to say your name in three, two, one, action.
43:58The names.
44:03Shah Jahan.
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