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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:01Because you like it.
00:10And I just want to give you what you want.
00:13And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:27Going somewhere?
00:28Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:32Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:38Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:40I don't know, maybe.
00:53You don't want to waste anything.
01:05I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06You don't want to waste anything.
01:27You don't want to waste anything.
01:33You don't want to waste anything.
01:36You know, set the whole boarding school on fire again.
01:38Like...
01:39Fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:49But you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:51Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Han, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:19It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:25Hey man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29But I guess Jesse can't keep his girls satisfied.
02:34Come on.
02:35You don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:41And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know.
02:45Maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:56You know, actually, yes.
02:58Someone exactly like her.
03:02You did me a favor.
03:03I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mhm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook.
03:16You're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Babe.
03:27Yeah.
03:29Since when?
03:32About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41But I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:53Um...
03:53What the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you, but...
03:59I actually think that this could work.
04:03You...
04:04You think that we could work?
04:06Totally.
04:09Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:12And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:17She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks tops.
04:20Wait, hold on.
04:20You...
04:21You still want her?
04:22After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:27Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:30I'm mad, but...
04:32But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:39I need your help, Skye.
04:43You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:47Please.
04:48Peace.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:55Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:02It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:04I...
05:05I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I...
05:11I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I...
05:17I can't do it.
05:19I mean, I...
05:20I don't...
05:20Want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:26Genuinely.
05:28I've just...
05:29I have wanted him to ask me out...
05:32For so long, but...
05:36Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:41It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:43Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him.
05:48Then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing...
05:54Wait.
05:54Wait.
05:57No.
05:58I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:02That's the way it always goes.
06:04Okay?
06:04Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous.
06:07Then, boom!
06:08He realizes girl was the one all along.
06:09Happily ever after.
06:14You think?
06:15I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal.
06:18And Operation Rom-Com is officially underway.
06:23Okay.
06:36You...
06:37Are you looking for someone?
06:39Yeah.
06:40My boyfriend.
06:43What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:48You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah.
06:54You and Jessie...
06:56I don't buy it.
06:58You're too...
06:59Too innocent.
07:01Too much of a good girl.
07:04No.
07:05No.
07:05I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just...
07:08Waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should've kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:21Right?
07:22Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:26Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now.
07:30If you'll excuse me.
07:34Yeah.
07:34Enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:47Showtime.
07:48Whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jessie.
07:58Come out.
08:04Okay, come on.
08:05Dan, let's dance.
08:25It's not working.
08:27Hey, we just...
08:28Need to get her attention.
08:29Oh.
08:30Oh my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:35Oh.
08:36She looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um...
08:40Do something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:42You know?
08:42Like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:45Or...
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jessie.
09:01A little public for her first kiss, no?
09:04I got me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:10Look.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13Let's sell this shit, man.
09:17Come on.
09:18Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:24Nice moves.
09:35Mmm.
09:36What...
09:36What the hell are you doing?
09:38Like, you...
09:39You know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42What?
09:43Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:46Mmm.
09:47Mmm.
09:47Oh, oh, yeah.
09:48Mmm.
09:49Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you jealous?
09:56Come on.
09:58Go ahead.
10:03Oh.
10:04Oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:07Mmm.
10:07Mm-hmm.
10:08Oh, Jessie.
10:09Oh, Jessie.
10:10Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Oh, Jessie.
10:16Oh, Jessie.
10:16Oh, Jessie.
10:17I love it.
10:20Mmm.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:34Wait.
10:35Oh, Jessie.
10:37Oh, oh, oh!
10:40No!
10:44Whore.
10:52Oh, yeah.
10:53Good idea.
10:53Mm-hmm.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart girl.
11:08All right.
11:08Yeah, go ahead.
11:09Okay.
11:14Mm-hmm.
11:14Oh, you know what?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:16Um, it should probably also be, like, on your, on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Yeah.
11:26Yeah.
11:26Okay, here we go.
11:27There we go.
11:29Boom.
11:30Oh.
11:31Mm-hmm.
11:32How's that?
11:36Spectacular.
11:36Great.
11:37Mm-hmm.
11:37Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:39Let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:48Mm-hmm.
11:54Hey, guys.
11:57Hey, guys.
12:13That was really something, you know?
12:16Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening.
12:19Cut the shit.
12:21I know he wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no?
12:26And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:34But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, um, gently, barely, let out a little more.
12:49Told you.
12:51And then...
12:58And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:11Jessie and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:15Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following over-achievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:22You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:28I see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart and then put you back together again.
13:39Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:46I want you.
13:51To admit that you're lying, not just to me, but to yourself.
14:11Never.
14:26For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:31First up, Jessie, Skylar, and...
14:35Wayne.
14:38The next little threesome is...
14:41Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
15:00Hey man, you wanna stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:04Sorry, I was just thinking, right, like you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:13First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I think deep down, it's always been Skylar.
15:23Yeah, same, honestly.
15:26I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:32Summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:39Do you remember?
15:45Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:47We had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:51And I just remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:58Maybe, maybe, um...
16:00Maybe you felt it too.
16:05Yeah.
16:06Yeah, and I did.
16:08Dead ass.
16:19Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:32Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:40Hold on.
16:41Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:45Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, cause I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:53Let's go smelly.
16:57You're in the men's room?
16:58Stop!
16:59Hey!
17:00Wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:01Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh...
17:04Why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:10Carly!
17:10Carly!
17:11She told me these were the new girls' showers!
17:13That bitch you probably took my towel too.
17:18That's a lot of room for her.
17:20Kinda funny though.
17:22Here.
17:23What are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:25Here, take it.
17:30I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself!
17:57Hey, hey.
17:58Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:01Hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Okay.
18:06Mind if I join?
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh!
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:16Aw.
18:17Yeah.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:23Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:25Right.
18:26Ugh!
18:33So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:40Of her.
18:42Baby.
18:43She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:49Ugh.
18:50He wishes.
18:54I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:03How's that?
19:04Perfect.
19:20Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy.
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:39Take a look.
19:41This is actually pretty good.
19:44Hmm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:49Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:57When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never.
20:02I don't...
20:04always...
20:05recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:08Like, you think that you know everything about me, but...
20:12I mean...
20:13I could be bad.
20:15You have no idea.
20:20Prove it.
20:24Come on.
20:31Okay.
20:32I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:36No.
20:37No, that's...
20:38That is cheating.
20:39Okay?
20:40I...
20:40I can't...
20:41Come on.
20:41Good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
21:09Come on.
21:10Good girl.
21:10Take a risk.
21:39You see?
21:39I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:49Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um...
21:59You know...
21:59We sh...
22:00Um...
22:00We should...
22:01We should...
22:02Should probably...
22:04Get back to...
22:05To work.
22:06I'm just...
22:07Oh.
22:08Jumping.
22:08Go.
22:14Go.
22:15Go.
22:15Go.
22:16Go.
22:16Go.
22:16Go.
22:16Go.
22:16Go.
22:19This game is so stupid, Lil.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:26What?
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30Make it nice and easy for ya.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:39Line fold on.
22:40The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch then run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise.
22:47One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
23:21You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:30You know the rules.
23:32You bin.
23:32No.
23:32I mean, hold on.
23:39I know, hi!
23:40Oh, rey!
23:40Oh, so small.
23:42I'ma can't bust those som realization.
23:46Jenny.
23:53Kenny, I'm sorry.
23:55No.
23:58I'ma,l.
23:59Will if it weren't paying for you.
24:01Oh my god, I thought you were...
24:03Jesse, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:09You guys kissed the same.
24:12Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:23Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:30Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind, okay?
24:39Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen, okay?
24:44This kiss does not leave this room.
24:55Did you just stop?
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:15What?
25:18You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as
25:22much as a quarter of a second.
25:23Okay, yeah, sure.
25:24So when were you gonna tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:26Hmm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:35I thought he was Jesse.
25:38Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:41How was it amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:44No!
25:45No!
25:46No!
25:48Maybe!
25:49Okay, like a little.
25:51Yes, fine.
25:52Hold it, please.
25:55Okay.
25:56When did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:57Sure.
25:57So, you kissed Rain thinking he was Jesse.
26:01Uh-huh.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse, but you also liked it when you thought it was
26:11Rain.
26:11No!
26:11Ergo, you like Rain.
26:13No, no, okay?
26:14I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jesse.
26:17Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:35I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jesse.
26:42So, I know how to fix this.
26:46Mm-hmm.
26:47I just have to kiss Jesse as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:52Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
26:59So, what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:03Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:06Just lucky, I guess.
27:09Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:12I was there.
27:13Do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:15You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door, has the blindfold on.
27:23I feel, I feel trapped.
27:24So, I try to squeeze by her and then she...
27:31Uh, and then?
27:33Um, I...
27:34You know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:38I...
27:39As soon as I got out into the hallway, I found Lola, so...
27:44Wow.
27:45Great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:49Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry.
27:57I just...
27:58I...
27:59Have to...
28:00Cut her my nose.
28:06Sorry, babe.
28:06I just...
28:07You know, I...
28:08Hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:11I'll be right back.
28:18What is wrong with you?
28:19It doesn't...
28:20Doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:23I trust him.
28:26Oh, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table, though.
28:29Look, I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:31If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or...
28:37Here.
28:44I...
28:46I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:51You...
28:51You are a bad person!
28:58Yep, that's what they say.
29:08Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked!
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:16That...
29:17Is...
29:18Is great?
29:19And don't worry, I...
29:20I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are gonna hang out next week and talk it over.
29:23And then...
29:24You and I can do, like, this big public break-up scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:37And...
29:38Now you can date whoever you want.
29:40But...
29:41Like...
29:42Actually...
29:45Alright, see ya.
29:51So...
29:52They are, in fact, getting back together and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:02Well, I...
30:04Jesse is everything I have ever wanted.
30:07Okay?
30:08He is...
30:09He's...
30:09He's kind.
30:10He's funny.
30:11He...
30:12I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:16No, fuck should!
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Skye, you're all schedules and goals and...
30:23And being perfect or whatever.
30:24And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:29And...
30:30I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:35Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about
30:50us next week.
30:52Aww.
30:54You should know by now, given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:02Hope you had your fun, because I'm taking him back.
31:05There is nothing you can do about it.
31:12Over my dead body.
31:15That's it.
31:17I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:23Come on.
31:30Hey, Jesse.
31:32I, uh...
31:33He's not here.
31:37But I'd be happy to entertain you until he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:46You have been tormenting me.
31:48For four years.
31:51What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:54What...
31:54What makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
32:01Because you like it.
32:15I just want to give you what you want.
32:18And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:46Oh, shit.
32:47Open up!
32:48He can't find us like this.
32:50What, you worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:53Rain.
32:54Please.
33:01Fine. Get in.
33:18What the hell?
33:19Did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your piss that Carly dumped you, but...
33:24Oh, she's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:26I like them less bitchy.
33:29Fuck yeah, man.
33:38Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then, too, huh?
33:51Dude.
33:53Fuck.
33:57Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
33:59It's a million degrees in here.
34:03Shit.
34:04Good call, bro.
34:42What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:51Just talking to myself.
34:54Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:58Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:04I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:07Okay, fine.
35:09Switch places with me.
35:17Shh.
35:26Shh.
35:28Shh.
35:39This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:47For what?
35:48For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:02But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's, that's just a given.
36:15Hey, um, this bed is just kind of like, like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:30It's just like a small, a small bed, you know?
36:33Of course, yeah.
36:34Don't read, don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat
36:46in detention.
36:59Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:11Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:16This is just a thing.
37:16Your mom telling me that after years of fucking screaming matches, my dad, he, um, he finally just packed up
37:28the shit and then left her.
37:30or, you know, he left us.
37:38Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks
37:41and I got one and I passed out.
37:48I woke up and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:51It was just a complete fucking accident, dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:58I won't believe them.
38:00They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain.
38:21I believe you.
38:30I love you.
39:21Jesse's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:49I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:55She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry.
40:18I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:28You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick her vanilla ass to the curb.
40:46I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:49I slept with him.
40:53Okay?
40:53So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:57No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:04Oh my god.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years
41:11of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:14The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:16Okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:33Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk
41:39about?
41:40Look, it...
41:42It was...
41:44It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:56Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:00Hey, Sky!
42:03Rain, go.
42:05Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:14I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what?
42:38You're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:44But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like...
42:50Cool.
42:51I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even...
42:54Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you...
42:58I feel better.
43:00Like...
43:00Like I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And I started to realize maybe...
43:04This is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my God, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:26I don't know.
43:28That's right.
43:28Uh-huh.
43:34Oh.
43:35Oh.
44:00So...
44:02So...
44:05Look, I'm sorry to spring that onto you again.
44:11I was talking to Carly, and she's just such a bitch.
44:18Mm-hmm. Yeah.
44:20What took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum,
44:25and I started to think about my life without you in it,
44:28and I just couldn't.
44:33So, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:37Totally.
44:40Great.
44:41So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:46Hmm.
44:49Can I, um...
44:52Can I kiss you?
45:06Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry, I'll...
45:09Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:11Yeah, that's right.
45:11We can't.
45:12Yeah.
45:29I'll see you tomorrow.
45:30Okay.
45:30Okay.
45:38Fuck.
46:12Hey, what's going on?
46:14You okay?
46:18Skylar, go get the nurse.
46:19Go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay.
46:23You're okay.
46:23I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:25You're okay.
46:45Hey, she's alive.
46:49Here, drink this.
46:52There you go.
46:54The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:05Um, Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:17No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:29Oh.
47:33Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:44Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:47You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:52Way better.
47:58Look, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:08Take it easy on, Rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:12Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:15You owe me.
48:21Come on.
48:32You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah.
48:39Um, I think I just...
48:43I had a panic attack, so.
48:46You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:49If you ever, uh...
48:52If you ever want them, I can...
48:55I can give you them.
48:57I can let...
49:00You go to therapy?
49:03I'm trying to be better, you know?
49:04Working on my delinquency.
49:11I'm trying to be better, you know?
49:13Look, I'm, um...
49:16I'm really sorry.
49:19About all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um...
49:23I was such a massive bitch.
49:26I had no idea, and...
49:28No, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:37Like, you asked me why I've, um...
49:40I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:48I wanted you to look at me, or talk to me.
49:52Even if it was with, uh...
49:54With pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:59Anything.
50:04Anything you had to give.
50:09Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:17Well...
50:18In that case...
50:20Um...
50:21You should know.
50:25Jussie and I...
50:26We, um...
50:30We broke up.
50:39Yeah, you, um...
50:41You were right, actually.
50:44We don't...
50:46Fit together.
50:47No.
50:48No.
50:49Mm-mm.
50:50No, no.
50:53I need someone who...
50:56Challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I...
51:01Pencil in time for hijinks.
51:03Oh.
51:04Yeah.
51:04Of course.
51:07Someone who will...
51:10Grab me.
51:12And kiss me.
51:13In the middle of the dorm, when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:19If I'm the one you want.
51:24Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:32Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you won't like me too.
51:40And just maybe I could take all the rest for you.
51:46Make me.
51:47Uh.
51:48Oh, oh, oh.
51:49I see you're standing at us.
51:51This one.
51:52Get out of here.
51:53We're feeling much, baby.
51:55If you're feeling much, baby.
51:57We're feeling much, baby.
51:58We're feeling much, baby.
51:59We're feeling much, baby.
51:59And I want to do it.
52:01Oh, oh, oh, oh.
52:01Wait, um...
52:05I feel like I should tell you...
52:09I'm...
52:11A virgin.
52:16With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked it off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well...
52:23I'm uptight.
52:24Remember?
52:26Mm-hmm.
52:27Yeah, I remember.
52:29I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
53:08Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang.
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now.
53:18And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive.
53:24Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:29You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:36Carly, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:43Um, break a leg.
53:46Literally.
53:48On your marks, get set, go!
53:55What a finish!
53:57Go, Skylar!
54:12You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:14Come on.
54:16Take a risk.
54:17Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21Well, no.
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