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Crookhaven S01E06 (2026)
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00:02Where are you taking me, Avery? This had better be quick.
00:05The first wave of crooks yet. Transformers. Stand to break me.
00:07They're outside right now, ready to whisk you away.
00:10Three blissful days without ill fates.
00:12Trust me, I can't wait to escape. You need to see this fast.
00:18Here's where they're hiding. Velasquez and your dad.
00:24My parents. Here's proof this is all a massive cover-up.
00:30I'm gonna use crooks yet to finally get the truth from my father.
00:32Yeah, good luck with that. The truth means nothing here.
00:37I'm gonna get it from my grandma.
00:39The same gran that lied to you about the coin. And your parents.
00:43She won't lie to my face. Your dad, though.
00:49This place will be empty. I'll have him all to myself.
00:54He'll have nowhere to hide.
00:57The final war for crooklings. The chariots are late.
01:00Come on.
01:02Everyone's going home. If I left now, no-one would question it.
01:05You can't leave yet.
01:08All the heat's on a mirror. No-one suspects me, but the longer I stay-
01:11No, your mission's not complete. There's one last piece of the puzzle.
01:14A special request from the Chameleon.
01:18Anything.
01:20The trials are coming up. They're quite particular about who they let into Crookhaven.
01:25So she'll need an identity and a biometric path.
01:27And if I succeed, I can come home.
01:31Get Chameleon into Crookhaven and she'll get you out.
01:40Gabriel!
01:42Transport is leaving. This is your last chance to leave the island.
01:47Come here, Art.
01:49You seem to be heading in the wrong direction.
01:51No, actually, I've decided to stay.
01:52Who? Any particular reason?
01:54Yeah. I'm going to prove who set me up. That's why I need to find Gabriel.
01:58You were set up. That's right. Of course you were.
02:01You seem to have compelling evidence.
02:02I'm working on it.
02:04Good. Good.
02:06Have a good crooks, yeah?
02:09Yeah.
02:14I'm really annoyed.
02:15It feels so good.
02:18Hey, sir. How's your phone, man?
02:20It's what did you say?
02:21I don't have one, remember?
02:24How do you function?
02:26What if we want to call you over the Crooks here?
02:28Oh, would you?
02:29I thought that would point the Crooks here. I was sort of kidding, you know, and get a break from
02:32each other.
02:33Well, some of us aren't so lucky. I'm stuck with the idiot twins.
02:37Here.
02:37All right, give him your arm.
02:41Give him your number.
02:43If you have any mercy at all, call it.
02:46I'm going to need rescuing.
02:48Poor lawyer.
02:50Before you take off, word of warning.
02:54Merits must maintain their cover story at all times.
02:58Remember, you're at St. Jude's Academy.
03:01Under no circumstances are Crooklings to use their crooked skills in the outside world.
03:06Because trust me.
03:07We will know.
03:09Enjoy.
03:16Heading back to see Uncle Andre.
03:18Yeah.
03:20How about you?
03:21Your grandma now you're coming?
03:24It's going to be a surprise.
03:34It's going to be a surprise.
03:38Listen up, everyone else.
03:40Go get chains for the next transport.
03:48Feels a little reckless, no?
03:50Letting them run free.
03:52They're our pupils, not our prisoners.
03:54Well, at least facial recognition means we can track them in real time.
03:57I want constant surveillance on every merit.
04:00We can't take our eyes off them for a second.
04:02You're right.
04:05And you're not going to be anpermary.
04:17You're lying.
04:22gentleman, you're lying.
04:24Your grandmother is around the corner and down the corner of the window.
04:26You're lying.
04:27He's lying.
04:29They're lying.
04:32They're lying.
04:43Grandma?
04:45Grandma?
05:01Ah, Penelope, come in. Don't bother knocking.
05:04I'm going to ask you some direct questions, and I'd appreciate some direct answers.
05:07Of course, but since we have company, later perhaps?
05:10I was just explaining that during Crookseat, this is no longer a school.
05:14It is our home, which means that Nicky and Amira are now our guests.
05:18Why are they still here? My parents are both working.
05:21Your father said I could stay. Hope you don't mind.
05:23And I realise this is the perfect chance to practise for the trials.
05:26You know, us three legacies have the whole place to ourselves.
05:28It'll really give us an opportunity to get to know each other.
05:31I know that you will do everything you can to make them both feel welcome.
05:38Yo! This is Addy.
05:40I'm having a busy with a hustle and my phone's out of juice because Addy isn't in my charger.
05:42You know what to do when you hear that beep.
05:45Yeah, answer your phone, Addy.
05:47My grandma's been cut off. No heat, no light, no water.
05:51And I need your help to fix her bills.
05:55Look, if I can't sort this, there's no way I'm coming back.
06:00And...
06:01Hello?
06:03Someone there?
06:06Get in for help!
06:10What are you doing here?
06:16Honestly, nothing for you to worry about. It's just a little misunderstanding.
06:21It's not a misunderstanding though. You're not paid your bills.
06:28It might have been a week or so last month when I was a bit poorly.
06:34I'm fine now.
06:35But it meant that I couldn't work quite as hard as usual, so...
06:38Mr Mercy had docked my wages a bit.
06:41A bit?
06:42Honestly.
06:43How much, Grandma?
06:46A full month.
06:48A grand.
06:48He stole a full grand from you because you were sick.
06:51I wasn't stealing, love.
06:52This is good as.
06:53I mean, I had no idea you were even ill.
06:55Why are you keeping all these secrets from me?
06:57I'm not.
06:58That's it.
07:00I kept nothing else from you.
07:01That's not true.
07:03On the phone, when I asked you about my birth parents, you said you had no idea who they were.
07:09You were lying.
07:26Nikki, I don't mean to be rude, but how can you be a legacy and struggle with a basic task?
07:31Did you never have a padlock on your cot like the rest of us?
07:34If I'm like this one, it's the three of us.
07:36How am I going to be at the trials?
07:38I'm going to humiliate myself in front of the entire crooked complex.
07:41It's not the entire crooked complex.
07:43It's only 20 people or so.
07:47And who are these 20 people?
07:50VIPs, parents, and sismen, but to every guest himself.
07:54Will your parents be coming, Nikki?
07:56My mother's hoping to.
07:58If she can make it onto the guest list.
07:59How about you, Amira?
08:01Oh, no.
08:02No, my family's not popular around here.
08:04Given that everyone thinks my brother's with the nameless.
08:07And half the school think I am too.
08:09I still don't get why sismen dragged you off like that.
08:14Someone is trying to frame me.
08:16But sismen must think you're innocent if he chose to let you go.
08:19Oh, no.
08:21If sismen had his way, I'd still be locked up right now.
08:24It was your dad who overruled him.
08:31I was a housekeeper back then in this smart hotel.
08:37One night, a couple check in with this baby.
08:43You smile up at me with them big brown eyes and I'm a goner.
08:48The woman says, oh, he must like you.
08:50He never smiles at strangers.
08:52That night we're going out.
08:54Would I mind you for a bit?
08:54Give me 50 quid.
08:5650 quid?
08:57We're not right.
08:57Thanks very much.
09:00I sit with you all night.
09:02But they never come back.
09:05So I take you home while they try to find your parents.
09:09But it turns out that the names they checked in with weren't real.
09:13Did you ever get their real names?
09:14No.
09:17Anyway, a day turns into a week and then a month.
09:23I thought that being a mum had passed me by.
09:27I made my peace with that.
09:30I try so hard not to fall in love with you.
09:36But I failed all now.
09:39Miserably.
09:41So you adopted me?
09:45Well, eventually this police officer comes to take you away.
09:51I'm in bits and you are crying your little heart out.
09:58Well, this officer, she takes pity on the pair of us.
10:04She says how she'd grown up in care.
10:06How it doesn't feel right to split us up when she can see what a good mum I am.
10:12She says I could lose my job for this.
10:16But, well, she deletes us from the system and she gives you to me.
10:26She never legally adopted me.
10:31You're mine, love.
10:33Don't you ever, ever doubt that?
10:38But not in the eyes of the law.
10:41And that's why I've spent my whole life looking over my shoulder, moving on when people get nosy, always waiting
10:47for the knock.
10:48And that's why we have to be invisible.
10:50Everything in cash.
10:53No contracts.
10:55So that's why you have to work for the Marcias.
11:02I have dreaded this day for so long.
11:07But now it's done.
11:09The sky hasn't fallen in, has it?
11:15It's me and you against the world.
11:18Mark Grummoor.
11:48Karen.
11:59Excuse me.
12:00I need to speak to Mr. Mercia.
12:04he's made a serious mistake and he needs to put it right you think you're the first person to turn
12:11up here with a sob story it's a saturday mr mercy is not here and if he was he's got
12:19better things
12:20to do than be wings that by the likes of you clear off out of it
12:38finally a chance to talk why is the table late for perfect timing ladies five minutes late nothing
12:45ruder than a punctual dinner guest make yourselves comfortable as you can see i have i've given
12:52jackie the weekend off so i'm afraid you'll have to enjoy my cooking talk amongst yourselves i'll
12:56fetch your starters from the kitchen
13:14so how have we spent our crooksy out so far revising for the trials especially infiltration
13:22right amira afraid i've got a lot of catching up to do you're too modest nikki i'm sure you have
13:29hidden talents deceptions where your talents really lie though isn't it like my mother
13:35she's able to just disappear right father she's a generational talent we're very proud of her
13:42how was the trout tad under seasoned it's wonderful mr locket where'd you learn to cook like that oh
13:48well i once shared a cell with a sicilian arsonist he was a genius at grilling fish though he did
13:54have
13:54a tendency to burn it did you catch it yourself in the lake not this time i left it to
13:59the gardeners
13:59you didn't ask them to let it off the hook then we'd all be hungry i'm not a fan of
14:06the water
14:07though i always fancied fishing there's something about setting the bait waiting for the little fish
14:12to buy it and then reeling it in not sure i have the patience myself rather let someone else catch
14:19it
14:30for me
14:40oh it is cracking your friends decided to pay you a surprise visit in our lovely really missed you bud
14:55nicki remind me why you didn't go home for the crooks yet
14:59my parents are both working where is home actually i never hear you talk about your family
15:05to be fair no one's family's talked about as much as yours
15:09poor you can't be easy any photos in your room perhaps
15:14you know i don't amira how would i know that because you broke into my room earlier
15:22i wasn't going to say anything but you have a very distinctive scent
15:27oud i'm highly sensitive to smell you broke into her room
15:32why practicing infiltration those training locks are fine but nothing beats the real thing
15:37that shows great initiative amira thank you mr locket
15:41so why is your room so bare nikki there's not a single personal possession inside my parents are both master
15:48crooks
15:48there's almost no photos of them in existence it's too great a risk
15:53but my mom's a master crook and i have photos of her
15:56just as well otherwise i'd barely remember what she looks like
15:59hasn't been that long
16:01it's been months
16:04shall we talk about something else shall we not
16:07how about for once we don't deflect or deceive or cover things up
16:12how about for once we actually have an honest conversation
16:16we're crooks
16:17honest is overrated
16:23so please tell me about saint june's gabriel tells me nothing
16:29uh i mean what's to tell it's just a totally standard school
16:36right eddie
16:39uh yes um our syllabus is totally normal
16:43and uh the emphasis is arguably more on practical rather than theoretical
16:47practical like us
16:50so how do you even find me
16:53wasn't easy
16:55we had a few breadcrumbs left from the deep dive we did into you and your name
16:59why didn't you just answer your phone
17:01no one answers caller withheld
17:03everyone knows that
17:05so do you think you can do it
17:07fix the bills
17:09no
17:10sorry
17:12it'll take a week and
17:14well sus
17:15so you came all this way just to say no
17:17you said you wouldn't come back
17:19but there's no cruel about gabestar
17:22so what can we do
17:25well there's one way you could help
17:28i just don't know if you'd be up for it
17:32i don't know what prompted that
17:34undignified little outburst but i fear
17:36you embarrassed our guests
17:38how am i supposed to play happy families
17:40when you've been lying to me about everything
17:43mum
17:44amira
17:45gabriel
17:45and the closer i get to finding the truth the quicker you run in the opposite direction
17:50how am i supposed to trust a word you say
17:52how am i ever going to get a straight answer out of you
17:59you better come with me
18:06this looks like trouble
18:10unquestionably
18:11i knew something like this would happen
18:14you'll need backup
18:19we break into the mercy office
18:20we access the payroll
18:21we pay grandma back her grand
18:23then we get out
18:25they specifically warned us not to use our crooked skills
18:28how are they going to find out
18:30because they've got eyes everywhere
18:32there's a difference between doing a break-in at school
18:34versus pulling off an actual heist
18:37exactly dude
18:38this isn't just about points we get to right a major wrong
18:41and gabriel gets to come back to court cave
18:45i'm in
18:47loads of governance demeans
18:52what's the play
18:57first up
18:58we need to access our security monitors
19:01that shouldn't be too hard
19:02just isolate the signal clone the feed and run a loop
19:05just like we did with the library
19:11there's one security guard
19:13lovely bloke
19:15access feed
19:17food delivery
19:21come on come on come on come on
19:24hey man
19:26can i get in
19:27i didn't order anything
19:30maybe uh someone else in the boat
19:32there's no one else here
19:33so scram
19:36what the hell are you doing
19:37we are
19:39uh look
19:41look man
19:42i've got one job
19:43to deliver this large scampi and chips
19:46to this address
19:47so that's what i'm doing
19:49so that's what i'm doing
19:52it'll be a prime to waste quality scampi yeah
19:55so have it on me
19:57out
20:19welcome to mercyers right this way
20:21accounts on the sixth floor
20:22six
20:24surely we can take the lift
20:25all right
20:39where are we going
20:42okay
21:02since when did you have a man cave
21:04your age
21:05and when i was pursuing your mother we used to come here we used to
21:08no stop stop
21:10way too much information
21:11i thought you wanted information
21:14isn't that why we're here
21:15so that you can ask me
21:16about a mirror
21:27she's a spy
21:28no reason to think so
21:30but the evidence
21:31circumstantial
21:32a stolen gardener's pass
21:33you stole a pass with a dossier bolt
21:35broke into the library
21:36hacked the crooked network
21:38so if anyone is a spy
21:39a mirror says she's being set up
21:42this place breeds paranoia
21:46or do you believe her
21:50sounds hollow to me
21:53like your fake call to mum
21:57what made it fake?
21:58i know she's missing in action
22:00so how could you have just called her up?
22:02and how did that conversation just happen to be the one thing i pick up?
22:07because i meant for you to hear it
22:10since you went to all that trouble of bugging me i wanted to give you something
22:13i hoped it would put your conspiracy theories to bed but here we are
22:17don't dismiss me
22:18if i wanted to dismiss you we'd hardly be here
22:29she called me
22:30from a burner
22:31her location is unlisted
22:32because the nature of her mission means to do otherwise would put her life in danger
22:36the nature of her mission
22:39to capture the leopard you mean?
22:54put on to get to the payroll
22:55about ten minutes maybe more
23:04go back to camera one
23:08they must have looped his monitor
23:11i'd be proud of them if it wasn't so misguided
23:13caspie needs to see this
23:30so is this a conspiracy theory?
23:32you ordered the raid on the leopard
23:34and now he wants revenge
23:36you put every last crook at risk
23:38you don't think we were at risk before
23:40i have no regrets
23:41the world would be infinitely safer without him
23:44and how about mum?
23:45do you regret sending her?
23:47sending her?
23:48you think this was my choice?
23:49i did everything i could to dissuade her
23:51but you know your mother
23:53it took me nine years to get her to marry me
23:55she finally agreed right here in fact
23:58she's just as stubborn and infuriating as you are
24:02she went despite me not because of me
24:04and if you want to know the truth
24:05sometimes i sit here
24:07willing her boat to appear on the horizon
24:09because
24:11because i miss her
24:14just as much as you do
24:18can i speak to her?
24:21please?
24:22i wish you could
24:24for security reasons
24:26i'm her only contact
24:28and if i write her a letter
24:30can you get it to her?
24:38how can a company this big only have three people on payroll?
24:42this is one sketchy outfit
24:44we can't get your nan her money back if she's not on the system
24:48so this was all a waste of time?
24:53no contracts
24:55of course she's not on the system
24:57that's the whole point
24:58that's why she has to work for them
25:00my paperwork
25:01cash only
25:03that's it
25:04everything's done in cash payments
25:06which means somewhere in this building
25:08there's a shed load of cashola
25:11mercy's office
25:1211th floor
25:13come
25:26where did they hide their secret cash?
25:34sneaky little thieves
25:35right until the guards know
25:38look
25:39finger marks on the wall
25:40why would they be there?
25:48yes jesus
25:49can you crack it?
25:50i've had a stethoscope
25:51i'll just pop to ame
25:53eddie what about your phone?
25:55the earbuds
25:55if you turn the volume way up
26:03that's a 1936 reynolds
26:05gia should crack it in about six minutes
26:07whose stupid idea was it to hold a crook's ear?
26:10and only yours
26:11what did you think would happen?
26:12not this
26:14what are they doing?
26:15is that a safe?
26:17is that a heist?
26:18you can't be in here penelope
26:19what?
26:21what's that?
26:27is that?
26:28they're the nameless aren't they?
26:30someone has to warn them
26:31get out now
26:32get out
26:32an enemy out
26:33come on
26:35we have a code crimson
26:36i repeat
26:36we have a code crimson
26:38get out
26:43assistant please respond
26:44urgent backup required
26:49this is a code crimson
26:51we have four crooks in immediate danger
26:53repeat
26:53immediate danger
26:55code crimson
26:56four crooks in immediate danger
26:59please respond
27:01the
27:25get out
27:28cheers
27:37Wait. Stop.
27:40We came here to take what mercy I owe her.
27:42Any more than that, and we're the thieves.
27:45Oh, man.
27:47Sometimes it hurts to be righteous.
27:54It's a thousand pounds.
27:56I couldn't have done it without you guys.
27:58Duh.
28:04Call her withheld.
28:07Reject.
28:11The guard.
28:18Goodbye, Violet.
28:20Hello, Chameleon.
28:36Where's the extraction team?
28:38Come on.
28:47Go, go, go!
28:49Go, go, go!
28:52Go, go, go!
29:10Penelope says it's her calling guess it means it's for you hey you have to get
29:19out now out where I'm just showing my grandma what do you mean I mean
29:56I'm
29:57yeah
29:58yeah
30:15What do they want?
30:17Who are they?
30:19It's them, Gabriel.
30:21It's...
30:21Nameless.
30:26Penelope, I told you to get out.
30:27I need to see your screens.
30:29One of them is waiting for you in reception, Gabriel.
30:31She's talking to them.
30:33The other one?
30:35I can't see.
30:37We'll take the stairs.
30:38Go back the way we came.
30:39No, wait.
30:40I don't have eyes on the stairs.
30:48Gabriel, get out.
30:58Gabriel!
30:58Help!
31:02Let's go.
31:30Gabriel, listen to me when I say,
31:31Jab your left elbow back.
31:33Now!
31:38There's a screen in front of you.
31:40Grab it and swing!
31:54What are you doing?
31:59I know him.
32:00That's Samir's brother.
32:04Ishan Dwan.
32:11Did the others get out?
32:13Trying to find them.
32:16Gabriel, run!
32:19Gabriel, run!
32:21Let them go!
32:22I'm the one you want!
32:50Come on, this way!
32:52All right, let's go!
32:53Get up!
32:56Come on, move it, move it!
33:02Let's go, let's go, let's go!
33:15Crisis averted.
33:18Well, that was a little too close for comfort, my beauty.
33:23Beauty.
33:43Well now, I can't wait to tell Sisman about this.
33:47I can explain.
33:48Hm.
33:49I'll bet you can.
33:54We warned you not to use your cryptic skills.
33:57We were crystal clear.
33:59I mean, this is what you trained us for.
34:00The Mario governs the means, right?
34:01You barely started your training.
34:04And missions need to be sanctioned.
34:06We're not vigilantes.
34:07That's what the Crookhaven rules are for, to keep you safe.
34:09This is what happens when you go rogue.
34:11No, I couldn't just do nothing!
34:12You could have come to us, Gabriel!
34:15What if the mercies had linked it back to you, huh?
34:17You would have made things ten times worse for your grandmother.
34:20We will make sure that they can't trace this back to you or your grandmother.
34:25But you put yourself to serious danger.
34:27That can't go unpunished.
34:28Because a near kid and an attempt by the nameless isn't punishment enough.
34:33They came for me.
34:35Why me?
34:37And how they know where I'd be?
34:38We can discuss it back at Crookhaven.
34:40I'm not going back!
34:42Not to see my grandma.
34:47Five minutes.
34:49Hm?
34:50Then we need to make a move.
34:55You disobeyed me, went behind my back, interfered in an operation.
34:59If I hadn't, Gabriel would be with the nameless right now.
35:01Without a doubt.
35:02Your mother would have done the same.
35:04Like I say, stubborn and infuriating.
35:07I'll see she gets this.
35:16Why did they come for him?
35:19All our students are targets.
35:23Who is he?
35:25And why did you hide his parents' names?
35:32You have to understand.
35:33It's not me.
35:34I only do what I'm told.
35:35They threaten my family.
35:37Give me one reason why I should believe you.
35:39Because a Sian's the same.
35:40They're using us against our will.
35:43You don't know a Sian.
35:45Cheap trick.
35:46I get it.
35:47I wouldn't trust me either.
35:51Prove it.
35:52What if you could talk to him?
35:55I'm not stupid, Nikki.
35:57This is how I communicate with them.
35:59It's a direct line.
36:04There's no signal.
36:05We can't do it here.
36:22Just popping out with friends, you said.
36:24Two hours later you come home looking like that.
36:28Some of them tried to mug me.
36:29No, they didn't.
36:31You're up to your old tricks again.
36:33Getting into trouble.
36:34Stealing.
36:36How much this time?
36:44One thousand.
36:46But I didn't steal it.
36:47I stole it back.
36:48That's still stealing.
36:51What have you done?
36:52Well, Mr. Meister will never know I had it.
36:54I made sure of that.
36:55But I couldn't do nothing.
36:56I couldn't just leave you like...
37:02I have to go.
37:08I didn't tell you the whole truth about your parents.
37:13I wanted to protect you, but you have to know.
37:17Your parents were crooks.
37:19The night they left, they were doing some kind of job.
37:22It went wrong.
37:24What do you mean it went wrong?
37:26I was being so scared that you didn't ever...
37:28I thought if I raised you right, kept you on the straight and narrow,
37:33I can't let the same thing happen to you, I can't.
37:36What happened to me?
37:38The police officer.
37:39She said they were killed, love.
37:42Killed?
37:44That's why I was so relieved the day that you got into St. Jude's.
37:48Because I hoped that it would save you.
37:50Save you from ending up like them.
37:53I had a date.
37:57Who was it?
37:59They were caught up in some kind of war.
38:02A rival gang.
38:08This.
38:10The morning after they left, I found it by your call, and I don't know why I kept it.
38:15Sentimental, I suppose.
38:17Doesn't mean anything.
38:26Where are we going?
38:28The lake.
38:28There's a spot in the middle.
38:31What, you think I'm going to get on a boat with you?
38:32It's the only place on the island where they can't listen in, so if you want to speak to Ashan...
38:37No.
38:38No, I'm not getting on a boat so we can call in from here.
38:42You can't swim.
38:45In fact, you're terrified of open water.
38:48It's in your file, which I have to say is extremely helpful.
38:54It's funny how you only spray the blue one when you're in my room.
38:57Just as well.
38:58Because when you spray them together, well, they may cause trousers.
39:00What are you doing?
39:08Let off me.
39:10You really didn't want to have to do this.
39:12You've only played along what you were supposed to.
39:14Do you know what it's like being stuck here with all you sanctimonious little crooks?
39:20I'm getting out.
39:21At long last.
39:22So I'm not going to let nice little Amira ruin everything.
39:28Sleep well, Amira.
39:31Night.
39:39Look.
39:41They were the best friends I ever had, huh?
39:44The best crooks I'll ever know.
39:45But their talents, they weren't too bright.
39:48They, um...
39:49They became a threat that the Namers couldn't ignore.
39:51They were my parents.
39:54I had a right to know.
39:55You and Lockett...
39:57Look, we were trying to protect you.
39:59We thought you'd be safer if no one knew who you were, not even you.
40:02But you failed.
40:04Why'd they come for me?
40:06The son of Adrian Luciano.
40:08Your unfinished business.
40:11You know, my whole life I thought this was lucky.
40:13It was a warning.
40:17Yes.
40:19They'll come for me again.
40:21This isn't over.
40:22No, my friend.
40:24This is just the beginning.
40:25I think.
40:44Help!
40:45Help!
40:47Help!
40:47Help!
40:52Help!
40:54Help!
40:56Help!
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