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This Letter To You Is My Last 🍀
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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play him on.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey, hey, hey!
00:00:52You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:35I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how. Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids. I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:00or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Tammy!
00:03:49Yo!
00:03:50What?
00:03:57Tammy!
00:03:57Yo!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:27Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:05:49Okay.
00:06:02Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:10Pictures.
00:06:11Don't look.
00:06:15Gaga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:39Touching.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41Uh, well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Oh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:46to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:03From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:17to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:27It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:51in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:00Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:39She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:49Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of
00:09:05them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14This is strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5712 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:05You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:16deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:17Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55You can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29Do you do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We got to pick up paper.
00:11:42Watch out.
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:08Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:31I'm sorry.
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:40Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:43I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:53So, it's perfect.
00:12:58Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on.
00:13:33You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Lauders.
00:13:42Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:04Dad!
00:14:05I'm so glad you made it.
00:14:07Oh, I missed you.
00:14:08So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:14Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, I heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:29Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:35Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela?
00:14:45Debbie?
00:14:46My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:51All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash.
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:30Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:12Oh, Willie, you made it.
00:16:19Oh, there you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:32Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed the time to the night, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53Well, you not being a hot young thing anymore, dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:16Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has a husband.
00:17:54He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:03Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought.
00:18:11Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:14That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:28I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:29Come on, now.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go.
00:18:52Let me go.
00:19:00Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter.
00:19:17Mom, I'm dead.
00:19:17I'll take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:26That's right.
00:19:29Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52You son of a bitch.
00:19:53You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:56That pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car.
00:20:01Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house.
00:20:04That car.
00:20:05It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:29Jesus.
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough, please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:53Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:20:57All right, that's it.
00:20:58I'm calling the cops.
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:02Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:06Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:23It's my car.
00:21:24Okay, it's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser.
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:12Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just leave me alone.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir.
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:29Please, please.
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:31Please.
00:22:41Oh, that William?
00:22:44What a jerk, huh?
00:22:46You fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:51Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:55We were just looking out for you.
00:22:57Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:00You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:02Soon.
00:23:02Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:21Abigail, come on.
00:23:22Talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:31My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:33In your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:23:37Come on, guys.
00:23:37Let's go in.
00:23:38Welcome to the family.
00:23:42Welcome.
00:23:43Come on in.
00:23:44Come on in.
00:23:48This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:54My fault?
00:23:55You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:58Oh!
00:24:08Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you.
00:24:13I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23It's the season of giving.
00:24:25He knows people.
00:24:27Has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:34Capisce?
00:24:34Oh, my God.
00:24:35Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad!
00:24:39Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:44We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:50I think they get it, huh?
00:24:53Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine.
00:24:57One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit, Joey.
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:20It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:26You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39It was weird.
00:25:40They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago then.
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44Something just feels off.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:52I don't like this.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:08To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:12Aw.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:18Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:50And I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:00Um...
00:27:05Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:07Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:19Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:27But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:54Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face.
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06It's lasers.
00:28:07It's nice.
00:28:09You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith,
00:28:14there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's see.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:36And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:14Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:20Oh, you hurt her.
00:29:42Oh, wow.
00:29:44Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:50You have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering with you.
00:29:54All right, suit yourself.
00:29:55More room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:18We agreed.
00:30:19Nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you.
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:31:03You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:08Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll call for me.
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:16True.
00:31:28Holy shit.
00:31:33This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:37I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:46I don't think I want you.
00:31:52I should have.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Oh, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:28This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:39Just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max,
00:33:59how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:16I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:20and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then,
00:34:43can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:53And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Give me that face.
00:35:05Give me that face.
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:19Elon, the truth is, is that I...
00:35:25Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:27Just a second.
00:35:28Come in.
00:35:30Hey, Helen.
00:35:43Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:49Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:50We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:52I can see that.
00:35:54Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:56I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:59Well, attaboy.
00:36:00You know what?
00:36:01Just put a shirt on.
00:36:02I'm going to go get her.
00:36:03Piper!
00:36:04Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the
00:36:14down of a thistle.
00:36:15But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all
00:36:23a good night.
00:36:26If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:30Good night, Piper.
00:36:35Is her dad still around?
00:36:37Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:36:41Uh, no.
00:36:43That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:51Do you really think so?
00:36:53From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:57He deserves to know.
00:37:08Max, you're Piper's father.
00:37:17I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:44Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:14Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:17Not on my watch.
00:38:22Yeah, this.
00:38:24I remember this.
00:38:35Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:42It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:44Wonderful.
00:38:45Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:49Oh, no.
00:38:50What is that?
00:38:51Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:53It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:55It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:58Don't be shy.
00:38:59Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:01Max, you don't have to.
00:39:03No, no, no, no, it's okay.
00:39:04It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:08It's over there.
00:39:26Good.
00:39:28Good.
00:39:29Good.
00:39:31Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:33You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:36could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda and her
00:39:41brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:47says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:57better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up
00:40:14then wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one
00:40:24years ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was
00:40:31able to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone could have it maybe i'm reading
00:40:38too much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43so ava and piper still aren't here but derrick said that ava got married
00:40:51what kind of man could she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim pickings
00:40:58i heard he's in waste management that explains it she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:05oh please miranda no ava is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a
00:41:12random one night stand her track record speaks for itself exactly not like my sierra married to a
00:41:19legal advisor for harrison group oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:32merry christmas
00:41:33you must be grandpa harold i am i'm eva's husband max pleasure to meet you welcome
00:41:42you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous
00:41:49but how does he have to miss you look at you two you look like you just stepped out of
00:41:53a movie
00:41:54merry christmas grandpa
00:41:57this is from max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for you daddy
00:42:04oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:12mommy's right you mean all hack you little you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will
00:42:21lose
00:42:21yours oh you think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother my husband is harrison
00:42:29group's top legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:42:44mommy are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:52what are you
00:42:54don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:01you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave my family
00:43:06out of this
00:43:09her family she means me
00:43:16you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something
00:43:21you don't know who you're messing with i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me
00:43:26oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:32like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks let's call him i'm sure he'd be more than happy to
00:43:38be
00:43:38on my side please who do you think you are
00:43:42enough
00:43:45there will be no arguing during christmas fine dad let it go nathan they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan a thank you i think you owe
00:44:02me a
00:44:02thank you for slapping some sense into you do you want me to get the other cheek all right that's
00:44:06enough everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:29is this a joke
00:44:32can you please pass me some food hold it
00:44:34who said you could eat anything else my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:42my husband and i paid for this feast king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:50three times the price fifty times the flavor and you don't get a single bite
00:44:57it's just petty maybe so but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay and eat
00:45:06with you come on let's go no no don't you dare leave our family dinner grandpa i'm sorry but
00:45:14they're treating us like i know dear i just want to have our family together fine we'll let the
00:45:21strays sit and eat with us better strays than a bitch what was that
00:45:29i just want to have our family together fine we'll stay can i have a little nipple it's okay sweetie
00:45:37we'll get something right after like drive-through i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a
00:45:45particularly memorable christmas present no strays
00:45:50ow jeez are you okay yes please
00:45:53you hit my child you're crazy well if you teach her some manners maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:04don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:08don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:21okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28actually i do he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be
00:46:38so yeah yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:47bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:53you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from antarctica
00:46:58now i get why you married him eva his silly delusions are just adorable thanks what are you doing
00:47:06don't worry about it sweetheart santa's already on his way actually five four three two
00:47:15a helicopter
00:47:27there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off sam is like family i thought i'd introduce you too thanks boss boss
00:47:40eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who i really am eva i think it's time
00:47:46you
00:47:47actually know the truth i'm maximus harrison you're the ceo of harrison group
00:47:59come on you can stop kidding around if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be
00:48:06my
00:48:06husband no i actually am the ceo come on you can stop the charade okay this is just another favor
00:48:12from that big wig friend isn't it eva i'm not pretending mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you
00:48:20requested
00:48:30how is this possible this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:48:39who are you i told you i'm eva's husband that chef called him mr harrison wait no hold on
00:48:49you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:54you're worth more than some whole countries some of the small ones i mean you know that
00:49:00you work for me oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished
00:49:11okay i insulted my own boss i'm finished didn't think max would commit this hard pretending to be ceo
00:49:19is a hell of a move worth every penny i'm paying him for tonight your fee stands and with that
00:49:25your career
00:49:27you're fired you're fired fired sam
00:49:34fired god i can't be fired
00:49:39what mr harrison please you can have as much crab as you want please mr harrison i'll do anything
00:49:46guys take out the trash
00:49:53and you
00:49:54oh me mr harrison come on that was a christmas joke a family tradition yeah well there's a new family
00:50:03tradition sam
00:50:09will you do me the honors
00:50:10glassy
00:50:16merry christmas
00:50:17father do something
00:50:23well you kind of deserve that i'm leaving
00:50:26mmm pumpkin my favorite
00:50:34come on sweetie daddy have a scrap line just for you eat as much as you want thanks daddy
00:50:44i am so sorry i ruined your christmas i just couldn't take them treating you like that honestly
00:50:50this is the best christmas i've ever had well if you want we can have many more just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that or is he just playing the part i can't tell and that terrifies me
00:51:07merry christmas miss harrison i brought you a gift here's the paternity test between the boss and
00:51:12that little girl
00:51:12oh this is wonderful sam i have a granddaughter tell me everything miss eva smith single mother
00:51:27small town gal didn't finish high school currently works in retail oh maximus i thought i raised you
00:51:33better a high school dropout in the harrison family not a chance
00:51:43she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter maximus seems to like her silence get me the address
00:51:51where she works it's happy heels on broadway that's nice we own that one good work but take
00:51:58off that stupid hat
00:52:10thanks so your dad insisted that i try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:16sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law and how about you
00:52:24me yeah are you happy with your new husband
00:52:33eva
00:52:43that birthmark family to me is a big commitment and i don't want any loose ends you know maximus
00:52:51there's so much we don't know so much we're not telling each other uh no feelings no complications
00:52:58that's what we agreed upon yeah i didn't sign a contract max yeah i guess you're right
00:53:06it's cold maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:14max i need to tell you something
00:53:18something important what's gotten into her is she hiding something is this the part where you tell me
00:53:24there's no santa i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:31piper is
00:53:35piper is mommy daddy my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie oh my gosh it's swollen must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay here with daddy mommy's gonna go get a first date kit okay
00:53:50come on piper
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58i promise i won't let anyone hurt you or mommy again but that's not true you're leaving after christmas
00:54:05aren't you
00:54:17don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:28really please stay daddy
00:54:33you think it was scar
00:54:39i wouldn't worry about it scars make you look like a badass i have one too
00:54:46dad i got that when i was about your age some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:51really no way no it was actually a cactus but it's still cool
00:54:59i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:05piper how long have you had that my mom said i had that when i was born
00:55:14and how old are you six six that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20okay i found the first aid kit
00:55:22ivor are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:28what do i even say and how do i explain it's a piper sorry honey this man's your dad and
00:55:33he didn't
00:55:34know you existed until now um yeah can i see your hand sweetie
00:55:42eva
00:55:47okay look
00:55:50piper is
00:55:57go on
00:56:03that must be an emergency excuse me sorry i'll take this
00:56:15mommy are you okay yeah mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27why haven't you picked up my calls i'm telling you max that woman is manipulating you she's a high
00:56:34school dropout doesn't even have a decent job and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40i'm eva's husband max that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:56:50i'm sorry max you can't know piper's your daughter your mother would take her away after christmas
00:56:57it's over
00:57:01eva maximus are you even listening to me no mom mom listen i'm sorry okay eva's my wife
00:57:08and i've made up my mind i'm not leaving her
00:57:10eva
00:57:19thank you
00:57:22oh
00:57:24oh wow
00:57:32Oh, that's so cool.
00:57:34What did you make?
00:57:35Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:38Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:40Thanks, guys.
00:57:41Glad you're here.
00:57:45Oh!
00:57:47Damn, these are nice.
00:57:49Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:56Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:58It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:00Here, I'll go with you.
00:58:01Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready, ready?
00:58:04Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:06What we got, guys?
00:58:07Billy.
00:58:07Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:58:13You never told me.
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:23Have we met before?
00:58:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:31I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:34Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:45I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:47They're very common.
00:58:48I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:52No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:56Maybe.
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No.
00:59:06I'm fine.
00:59:09Um...
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:14I got you this.
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:16Tis the season.
00:59:19Open it.
00:59:33Gloves.
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:59:40that's Christmas.
00:59:42You've already done so much for me.
00:59:43I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:48How did I feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:52Warm.
00:59:54Soft.
00:59:58Perfect.
01:00:02Thank you, Eva.
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom.
01:00:11She partied all the time.
01:00:12And I got gifts.
01:00:14Plenty of them, but...
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:20Nothing personal.
01:00:22Well, you deserve it.
01:00:24You're a good guy.
01:00:26And...
01:00:27Someday you'll...
01:00:29Find...
01:00:30Someone special.
01:00:31To...
01:00:32Spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:39What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here.
01:01:09Max.
01:01:10We can't...
01:01:12If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:19Come on.
01:01:21I don't want you to stop.
01:01:28No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:31No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:46I don't want you.
01:01:47I don't want you to stop.
01:01:55Oh, God.
01:01:56You are driving.
01:01:57You are fucking insane.
01:01:59Yeah.
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:12Piper!
01:02:14She can't see me.
01:02:32Eva?
01:02:33Huh?
01:02:37Grandma!
01:02:38I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08And you still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:54Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:13Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:39You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:13So, this is just a goodbye.
01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look.
01:05:23Last night,
01:05:25I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:38a good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper.
01:06:31Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:07No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:18but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:05Family?
01:08:06Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:20Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:32I told you.
01:08:33I already found the woman I love.
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:47Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:53No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh.
01:08:57I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:19Oh, that's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi.
01:09:27Welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:29I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:49Oh, little bitty can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:53Come on.
01:09:53She wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:29Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:23I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:43People who insult her all day?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:00I'm your manager.
01:12:01Did I stutter?
01:12:06You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:15I don't work here anymore.
01:12:19Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Get out!
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:49Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:04And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:06What did I do?
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:23That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:28You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You.
01:13:38Out!
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:46I...
01:13:47I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:49No.
01:13:50Don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:59First assignment?
01:14:00I want that row
01:14:02and that row
01:14:04and the entire display case.
01:14:07Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:13Once we're home,
01:14:14I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva?
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop.
01:15:13And you...
01:15:14You lied to me at the store.
01:15:17Y...
01:15:17You were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:27But I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:34How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:43I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:59Go after her!
01:16:04Eva.
01:16:05Let me go!
01:16:06I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:09Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:11I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper,
01:16:16this is real.
01:16:22Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:51That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:54Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal,
01:17:00and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Lovebug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing, running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know,
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was...
01:18:53an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:10I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New years.
01:19:15That woman was evil.
01:19:26Evil.
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy.
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:33Piper!
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:50Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:20My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Mama!
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago,
01:20:29but you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, too.
01:20:56I promise, for the rest of my life,
01:20:59I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together,
01:21:04it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:18For real this time?
01:21:19Yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:26Yes.
01:21:28Hi.
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:37and the Christmas after that,
01:21:39and forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I struck your tire!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash...
01:22:05again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10No?
01:22:12No?
01:22:13error, no?
01:22:13See you.
01:22:13Go for it!
01:22:13Bye!
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