00:03hello oh my god someone call campus security you think the library lost its mascot oh my god
00:10there she is my little nerd all grown up out in the wild when did that happen like i would
00:16ever
00:16miss the annual thompson carter family retreat i'm not your brother hands off buddy hi alex
00:26speak of the devil if it isn't nox carter the nf quarterback what are you doing here thought
00:35you were too rich and famous for us now hot shot nf quarterback i'm kind of liking that one uh
00:41if
00:41you don't like the house my name bought you're welcome to leave yeah yeah your name might have
00:46bought this house but it's my name she's yelling in the stands uh you want to bet
00:59boys let your sister breathe she is not our sister sister god sister tomato tomato either way i'm the
01:08only one that gets to suffocate her now let me get a good look at my goddaughter damn girl
01:18when did you get hot i mean you have always been gorgeous but come on now stop uh more and
01:28more
01:28like your mother every day i swear but you have a better ass that's for sure she's flat as a
01:35pancake
01:35now boys just because she has a does not mean you get to hit on your god sister they weren't
01:41oh please
01:42they're animals i blame their father we can literally hear you good all right now be gentlemen
01:47and carry her bags to her room so no funny business leave the heavy lifting to me bro oh my
01:56god i know
01:56you have a weak shoulder ah weak my ass i am so glad there's another house
02:13feels like nothing looks like everything
02:22the vibe is unstoppable
02:25the essence of effortlessness is underwear the essence of underwear is me
02:41under me
02:42under me
02:44under you
02:49under where la where for him oh my god
02:53okay let's oh my god okay you're telling me you are spending the next week under the same roof as
03:00the
03:00hottest quarterback and tight end in nfl history and you're not them what are you kink us it's not
03:07like that okay first of all our moms were like best friends we grew up together okay they're like my
03:12brothers yeah and by that you mean like group bath time
03:15uh
03:17second of all nox nox he is a total as soon as he got famous he basically ditched us to
03:24just go be a total
03:25man i'm pretty sure every single one of his team's cheerleaders and wes is
03:33Yeah, he's a total sweetheart.
03:36He's always there for me.
03:38He's always making me laugh.
03:40He's always cheering me on, but we're just friends.
03:45Be so for real.
03:47You have never, ever, not even once fantasized about letting one of those beef cakes into
03:53your end zone.
03:57I knew it.
03:58I knew it.
03:59Which one?
03:59Which one?
03:59The sweetheart.
04:04Both Alex Thompson, you dirty girl.
04:08Shut up.
04:09Okay, I may have had a crush on them back in high school, but it was forever ago.
04:14I'm older and wiser now, which brings me to my third of all.
04:18I have a boyfriend.
04:20Ugh, how could I forget Drew the d***?
04:23Oh, come on.
04:24He is not a...
04:25Oh!
04:34Drew?
04:36Baby, what are you...
04:37I thought you said that you were on your family retreat thing, like out of town.
04:43More like at a house 20 minutes away.
04:45You're cheating on me, Drew.
04:47Are you f***ing kidding me?
04:48Oh, cheating.
04:49You told me you were single.
04:54I'm so sorry.
04:56Baby, it's not what it looks like, okay?
04:59She came on to me, and I was just...
05:01I was lonely, okay?
05:03I was missing you.
05:05And you're always so busy with school, and I told you, I have needs.
05:10If you just paid a little more attention to me, I'd never...
05:13Ugh!
05:16That enough attention for you?
05:18We're done.
05:19I have a brand deal tomorrow!
05:22You know that!
05:26You and me, we're getting drunk.
05:28Oh, finally.
05:31Shh.
05:42There's the little nerd.
05:45Hi.
05:46And she's blitzed!
05:50I did not know you drank, Missy.
05:52Can't get my shoe off.
05:54Help.
05:55Okay, okay.
05:56Come on.
05:57Here, here, here.
06:02Oh, thank God.
06:03Yeah.
06:05Let's pull it right there.
06:07Okay, all right.
06:14So much better.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Freedom!
06:18Oh.
06:19Hey, what's this?
06:21You're bleeding.
06:22Oh, I'm fine.
06:24It's not my blood.
06:26Who's blood is it?
06:27Did you punch someone?
06:29My boyfriend.
06:31Drew.
06:33Ex-boyfriend.
06:34Just punch Drew.
06:37I punch Drew.
06:38What?
06:39Hey, hey.
06:40Okay.
06:43Good catch.
06:45Okay.
06:47You smell good.
06:48Thanks.
06:50You smell like booze.
07:00You must have really got him.
07:07There we go.
07:08Might be a little sting.
07:14Ow!
07:15Bad doctor.
07:16Hey, you are a little fighter tonight.
07:19Mm-hmm.
07:25Give it.
07:26Uh-huh.
07:29Give it.
07:32I didn't take you as the brawler type.
07:36Didn't know you had it in yet.
07:38Oh, yeah?
07:39You want to see?
07:40Careful now.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Want a piece?
07:43Maybe.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:45Oh!
07:45Oh!
07:46Okay.
07:47Okay.
07:47You win.
07:48You win.
07:49I surrender.
07:59What the hell?
08:00Um.
08:01Alex hurt her.
08:03You hurt?
08:04What happened?
08:06Who did this?
08:08Like, you care.
08:11Alex.
08:13My boyfriend cheated on me, okay?
08:16So I punched him.
08:21I told you that guy was a piece of shit.
08:23Oh, my God.
08:24I'm going to f***ing kill him.
08:25I'm going to f***ing kill him.
08:26I already told you.
08:27I took care of it.
08:28Because I'm a grown man who can fight her own fights, okay?
08:31So you can take her alpha, overprotective male b***h, okay?
08:36And just shove it.
08:40Okay.
08:45Getting a little handsy there, bro.
08:48What?
08:49Doctor, you serious?
08:50You don't have to do this.
08:52I mean, this defending her honor thing.
08:54She doesn't need you playing doctor, either.
08:56Leave her alone.
09:27Looking for these?
09:30Yes.
09:35How'd you get home last night?
09:37An Uber.
09:39Next time you call me.
09:42Understand?
09:44I'll come get you.
09:46Anytime, day or night.
09:48You gonna punt some boomerang in your bed to come babysit?
09:53I'm very flattered.
09:59Anytime, day or night.
10:06I can take care of myself.
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