00:03hello oh my god someone call campus security you think the library lost its mascot oh my god
00:10there she is my little nerd all grown up out in the wild when did that happen like i would
00:16ever
00:16miss the annual thompson carter family retreat i'm not your brother hands off buddy hi alex
00:26speak of the devil if it isn't nox carter the nf quarterback what are you doing here thought
00:35you were too rich and famous for us now hot shot nf quarterback i'm kind of liking that one uh
00:41if
00:41you don't like the house my name bought you're welcome to leave yeah yeah your name might have
00:46bought this house but it's my name she's yelling in the stands uh you want to bet
00:59boys let your sister breathe she is not our sister sister god sister tomato tomato either way i'm the
01:08only one that gets to suffocate her now let me get a good look at my goddaughter damn girl
01:18when did you get hot i mean you have always been gorgeous but come on now stop uh more and
01:28more
01:28like your mother every day i swear but you have a better ass that's for sure she's flat as a
01:35pancake
01:35now boys just because she has a does not mean you get to hit on your god sister they weren't
01:41oh please
01:42they're animals i blame their father we can literally hear you good all right now be gentlemen
01:47and carry her bags to her room so no funny business leave the heavy lifting to me bro oh my
01:56god i know
01:56you have a weak shoulder ah weak my ass i am so glad there's another house
02:13feels like nothing looks like everything
02:22the vibe is unstoppable
02:25the essence of effortlessness is underwear the essence of underwear is me
02:41under me
02:42under me
02:44under you
02:49under where la where for him oh my god
02:53okay let's oh my god okay you're telling me you are spending the next week under the same roof as
03:00the
03:00hottest quarterback and tight end in nfl history and you're not them what are you kink us it's not
03:07like that okay first of all our moms were like best friends we grew up together okay they're like my
03:12brothers yeah and by that you mean like group bath time
03:15you are talking about husbands you know they're so far and why and that's how i mean i'm trying to
03:21is that i'm just kidding i'm really scared now
03:21and i'm just kidding i'm really scared of them i'm like-
03:24ditched us to just go be a total man I'm pretty sure every single one of his
03:28team's cheerleaders and Wes is yeah he's a total sweetheart he's always there for
03:37me he's always making me laugh he's always cheering me on but but we're just
03:44friends be so for real you have never ever not even once fantasized about
03:51letting one of those beef cakes into your end zone which one which on this
03:59sweetheart both Alex Thompson you dirty girl I may have had a crush on them back
04:11in high school but it was forever ago I'm older and wiser now which brings me to
04:17my third of all my friend yeah how could I forget drew that he oh come on he is
04:24not a
04:36Drew baby what are you I thought you said that you were on your family retreat thing
04:41like out of town and we're like at a house 20 minutes away you're cheating on me
04:46Drew are you kidding me cheating you told me you were single I'm so sorry baby
04:57it's not it's not what it looks like okay she came on to me and and I was just I
05:02was lonely okay I was missing you and you're always so busy with school and I
05:07told you I told you I have needs if you just paid a little more attention to me I
05:13never
05:16that enough attention for you we're done I have a brand deal tomorrow you know that
05:26you and me we're getting drunk
05:28oh finally
05:42there's a little nerd
05:45hi
05:45and she's blitzed I did not know you drank Missy can't get my shoe off help
05:54okay okay
06:05let's pull it right there
06:07alright
06:11here we go
06:14so much better
06:17freedom
06:19hey what's this you're bleeding
06:21Oh, I'm fine.
06:23It's not my blood.
06:25Whose blood is it?
06:27Did you punch someone?
06:29My boyfriend.
06:31Drew, ex-boyfriend.
06:35Punched Drew.
06:37I punched Drew.
06:38What?
06:39Hey, okay.
06:43Good catch.
06:46Okay.
06:47You smell good.
06:48Thanks.
06:49You smell like booze.
07:00Must have really got him.
07:07There we go.
07:08Might be a little sting.
07:14Ow!
07:15Bad doctor.
07:16Hey, you are a little fighter tonight.
07:19Mm-hmm.
07:20Mm-hmm.
07:23Mm-hmm.
07:25Give it.
07:28Give it.
07:32I didn't take you as the brawler type.
07:36Didn't know you had it in yet.
07:38Oh, yeah?
07:39You want to see?
07:40Careful now.
07:42Yeah.
07:42Want a piece?
07:43Maybe.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:44Oh, okay, okay, you win.
07:48You win.
07:49I surrender.
07:53I surrender.
07:59What the hell?
08:00Um, Alex hurt her.
08:03You're hurt?
08:04What happened?
08:06Who did this?
08:08Like, you care?
08:11Alex.
08:13My boyfriend cheated on me, okay?
08:16So I punched him.
08:20I told you that guy was a piece of shit.
08:23Oh, my God.
08:23I'm going to f***ing kill him.
08:25I'm going to f***ing kill him.
08:26I already told you.
08:27I took care of it.
08:28Because I'm a grown man who can fight her own fights, okay?
08:31So you can take your alpha, overprotective male b***h, okay?
08:36And just shove it.
08:40Okay.
08:45Getting a little handsy there, bro.
08:48What?
08:49Doctor, you serious?
08:50You don't have to do this.
08:52I mean, this defending her honor thing.
08:54She doesn't need you playing doctor, either.
08:56Leave her alone.
09:27Looking for these?
09:30Yes.
09:35How'd you get home last night?
09:37An Uber?
09:39Next time you call me.
09:42Understand?
09:44I'll come get you.
09:46Anytime, day or night.
09:49You gonna punt some b***h in your bed to come babysit?
09:53I'm very flattered.
09:59Anytime, day or night.
10:07I can take care of myself.
10:08I can take care of myself.
10:09I can take care of myself.
10:10I can take care of myself.
10:10Voyator dance when we follow this företag.
10:10You're having a competition.
10:10I'm happy.
10:11You're wasting à flight.
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