00:01I'd like to report a crime that hasn't happened yet.
00:03Have you seen the movie Back to the Future?
00:05Basically, I'm living that movie right now,
00:08which is how I know there's gonna be a murder tonight.
00:11Hate time travel movies. They never make any sense.
00:16Happy Halloween.
00:18How about we all stay in and hand out Halloween candy?
00:21No, Mom.
00:22You know how hard this time of year is for us.
00:24Your friends were murdered 35 years ago.
00:27It's not 1987 anymore.
00:30Stay safe, honey. I love you.
00:50What the fuck?
00:54Excuse me, what year is it?
00:551987?
00:57Oh, my God.
00:58I know.
00:58The 80s are almost over and I haven't even tried Coke yet.
01:03I don't know.
01:06Oh, my God.
01:07Mom.
01:08Fuck off and die.
01:10Jesus, Mom.
01:12Mamacita?
01:13Aye.
01:13Aye, aye, aye.
01:15Mamacita.
01:16It's time for my birthday, bitch.
01:20This is a creepy ass cabin in the middle of fucking nowhere.
01:24What's the big deal?
01:25There is a murderer on the loose and you drove us into the woods.
01:28Oh, my God.
01:30What?
01:30I forgot to bring vodka.
01:32Go, go, go.
01:34You have seven and a half hours until you're stuck here forever.
01:39I need to stop all this horror before it happens.
01:43Do the machines kill us all?
01:45No.
01:46They more just rip apart the fabric of our society via dance videos on TikTok.
01:50They use dance against us?
01:53Come on out.
01:54The water's warm.
01:55Just so you know, I don't do blowjobs.
01:58You pee out of that thing.
02:01Just think, maybe if she did do blowjobs, she'd still be alive.
02:05Yeah, let's not make that the lesson.
02:11Amy's weed sucks.
02:12This is just dirt.
02:13Look at all these twigs.
02:15I could give you a gummy this big that has 100 times more weed than this.
02:28Youenix TV.
02:29See you next time.
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