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00:00The following Knockout Contest is scheduled for OneFall.
00:04Introducing first, Angelina Love and Winter.
00:13Earlier tonight, Knockout's Vice President Karen Jarrett made it clear
00:18our male viewers had one consensus opinion when it comes to the Knockout.
00:23They want more skin, Taz.
00:27Yeah, I don't really agree with that, but I can understand how some men would gather and would love that.
00:35Moments ago, you heard it.
00:37Karen Jarrett has now labeled this match Thanksgiving Bong Thunder.
00:42Happy Holidays, everybody.
00:44Yeah, I think it's kind of an apropos name.
00:48Kind of strange seeing Winter right there.
00:50She's got some lingerie going on.
01:02And their partner from Seattle, Washington, Madison Reign.
01:09Madison Reign, the queen.
01:12Easy for you to say.
01:14You still didn't clear up the voice problem from last week?
01:17I can't get under the weather, but I'm just, I'm out here, I'm a trooper, as you know, working.
01:22I'm still a little sick, but I'm good to go right now.
01:24It's Thanksgiving.
01:25We got a Thanksgiving throwdown Thanksgiving match.
01:28Yeah, that's what I thought.
01:29Something like that.
01:30Queen B, she's going to have to, let's see if she's got on under that lovely red rope.
01:34Well, she's one half of the Knockout's Tag Team Champions.
01:36She's certainly used for friendship, association with Karen Jarrett to, well, work her way back up that ladder of success,
01:44if you know what I mean.
01:45Oh, I know what you mean.
01:46Why wouldn't I know what you mean?
01:47Very well versed.
01:50Oh, hey.
01:50Oh, well.
01:51Oh, hot red outfit thing going on.
01:54Ah, that's classy.
01:56See?
01:57Classy.
02:02And their opponents, Brooke Tessmacher and Terra.
02:17They don't look too happy.
02:19Former Knockout champ, they don't look too happy.
02:21They got to come out here and, I guess, wrestle in their underdrumics.
02:27I think the rule state that Brooke has to take off that man-tailed shirt.
02:33There are rules, right?
02:34There's a rule book, I'm assuming.
02:36We'll have to talk to Karen Jarrett about that.
02:38But Thanksgiving thong throwdown.
02:40You said butt.
02:40I was funny.
02:41You said butt.
02:42Tiring it up on the ropes.
02:43Sorry, I digress.
02:45Terra and Tessmacher, they no longer wear the gold.
02:49How about what they're wearing or not wearing tonight?
02:52What's with the candy cane shirt, Brooke?
02:53Come on, let's get the program here.
02:55What's going on?
02:55Build it up.
02:56Drama, drama.
02:56And their partner from the Big Apple, Velvet Skye!
03:01Oh, boy.
03:03Well, Velvet text, she's not happy neither.
03:06I know that.
03:08She's texting the phone commercially.
03:11And what exactly did she have to say?
03:13She said she feels this is kind of degrading for her to have to come out here and wrestle in
03:17the locker room.
03:18Basically, that's what she said.
03:20And I told her, Happy Thanksgiving.
03:21So, yeah.
03:23And I think that is the opinion of several of the knockouts of the Impact Wrestling roster.
03:28No turkeys, no pigeons, no turkeys, no birds of any kind.
03:33A bird, mammal, you know, geranimal thing going, nothing.
03:38And Velvet, obviously still upset when she fell victim to the master plan of the knockout VP, Karen Jarrett, losing
03:46the title to Gail Kim at turning point.
03:49Look, look at that.
03:50She looks so beautiful.
03:52Look, take it on me!
03:55Oh, wait.
03:57Mike, did you enjoy the Butterball turkey we had earlier today?
04:00I was just curious.
04:02Is that what that was?
04:03That was Butterball, yes.
04:08Oh, look at that, come on.
04:11What a lovely Angelina Love.
04:13Look at that pink coconut.
04:15Some black lace action going on there.
04:23They're all having them.
04:25He's got the best seat in the house.
04:30He still thinks he's reffing a match right now in 82 for the Boston Garden.
04:33Who are you kidding?
04:35He don't know what's going on.
04:37We're playing a little game of can you top this.
04:39You guys half dead.
04:40Rigon Mortensen setting in with all heaven.
04:41Come on.
04:44Well, this should revive him, wouldn't you think?
04:47I would think this would revive both men.
04:48Well, especially this.
04:49This will definitely revive you.
04:55That's maybe her text.
04:56Maybe she doesn't feel the same way she did when she texted.
05:00I think they have to.
05:01Well, they have to, yes.
05:01That's what knockout Vice President Karen Jarrett said.
05:04Originally, it was all about bringing dignity, respect, and class back to the knockouts division.
05:13Is this a match or a pose down?
05:15I'm just curious what's going on.
05:16Either one works for me.
05:18How about you?
05:19I'm very happy with this whole situation.
05:23Every time Brooke stands on the ropes and waves and lifts the arms up, I think it's a great moment.
05:27Well, too much posing for the team of Madison Rain, Winter, and Angelina Love as they attack from behind.
05:34Here we go.
05:36Thanksgiving thong, a throwdown.
05:38First ever, and this is for the, what did Karen say?
05:41The nasty, disgusting perverts?
05:43Yeah.
05:44People that emailed, I guess some gentleman that partake and he's enjoying these type of matches.
05:50So, well, you know, I mean, what screams, as you alluded to earlier, Thanksgiving more?
05:53It's the harvest season, then lingerie, and pilgrims, pilgrims, right, pilgrims, the guy with the muskrat, David, Davy Crockett.
06:01The muskrat.
06:02Davy Crockett's got the muskrat.
06:04It's great.
06:07Not even close.
06:08Coming out.
06:11Knockouts.
06:17Winner follows up in the corner.
06:19We need to take a commercial break already when we return for the Thanksgiving Thong Throwdown here on Impact Wrestling.
06:27That's just a two count.
06:30And as we return to Impact Wrestling on this Thanksgiving evening, it is the continuation of our sixth knockout tag
06:38team matchup.
06:39Yeah, they're in lingerie.
06:41Yep.
06:42On Thanksgiving Throwdown.
06:45Yeah, you still didn't get it.
06:46Yeah, right, yeah, that's what it is.
06:47Maybe go to the well on that one one more time, and then I'd give up from that point.
06:51Here goes Tarris, airborne right into the pin, cover, and no.
06:55Tarris, you get the pigtails going on, the fluorescent undergarments, leg warmers.
07:02I guess you borrowed those from Olivia Newton-John.
07:04I'm not updating myself.
07:08Running corner clothesline.
07:10Oh, here we go.
07:12That works.
07:14Oh, there's a little stuffing for you right there at Thanksgiving.
07:18Pass the buttercruits.
07:21Oh, my God.
07:24Come on.
07:25Come on.
07:28I'll tell you what, Winters is getting thrown around all over that ring.
07:37And it ends with the Brooke Tessmacher dropkick.
07:42Here comes Madison Rain in with the attack from behind on Miss Tessmacher.
07:48This one you got to watch here, Madison Rain, he's a feisty little queen bee.
07:54Aligned, of course, with not only Gail Kim, the reigning knockouts champion, but also right there with the knockouts VP,
08:03Karen Jarrett.
08:04And Brooke Tessmacher, using her quickness, get out of the corner and avoid the contact.
08:09Look at how Madison Rain, it's kind of like that lingerie she's got.
08:12It's kind of got that lower-end thing, like back in the 20s, like a Helen Keller type of look.
08:16Helen Keller?
08:21You are all over the map tonight.
08:31We're having fun here, but these ladies and gentlemen are both pushed on.
08:36She's the one that's getting choked on the ropes.
08:38What are you coughing for?
08:39Oh, come on, baby!
08:46Beatdown continues.
08:48Too much of that apple cider.
08:50Tessmacher.
08:51I warned him in catering about that.
08:53It was catering?
08:56That's what you call it.
08:58Backbreaker over the knee.
08:59Oh, went to right there.
09:01Brooke really got nailed.
09:02It was winter for the pin and the cover for two.
09:08Oh, Brooke's really got to try and get over to her corner.
09:10Yeah, just, she's desperate to get a tag in.
09:12Get Velvet Sky in here or Tara.
09:16Come on, Brooke.
09:17Come on, baby.
09:18Reach, reach.
09:19Come on, Brooke.
09:20Winter, she's just a pasty wildcat in there, you know what I mean, Mike?
09:24I mean in a positive way.
09:25She's just, you know, wild in there, you know?
09:28It's unpredictable.
09:28You know what I mean?
09:30Winter, Angelina, Madison Rain continue to cut off the ring.
09:33Continue the beat down here on Brooke Tessmacher.
09:36Going to drag her up in the corner and Angelina on top for two.
09:41We know at final resolution that it's going to be Gail Kim defending the knockout's title.
09:47Yes, the duly crowned champion to face Mickey James, victorious in the gauntlet match last week here on Impact Wrestling
09:54to move into that number one contender's position.
09:57What a gauntlet match that was last week.
09:59I mean, you know, we saw just so many excellent, awesome match-ups.
10:05But Mickey James ended up on top.
10:10Let's see here now, Angelina.
10:12Oh, nice cradle.
10:13Oh, cradle.
10:14Quick pin attempt by Tessmacher for two.
10:16Small package right there by Brooke.
10:18It's not good to say small package or the knockout smash, by the way.
10:23I can say that, right?
10:24Say whatever you want.
10:26Once.
10:33Trying to rearrange the facial features of Brooke Tessmacher.
10:38That wouldn't be good.
10:39I like Brooke's face the way it is.
10:40Angelina Love.
10:41T is to drive the knee directly into the lower back.
10:44I'm good with Brooke's face, legs, arms, elbows, knuckles.
10:48Even the whole area.
10:50Top to bottom and head to toe.
10:51The whole package.
10:56Wilde swing and a miss with the close.
10:57Oh!
10:58They meet in mid-ring.
11:00Both landed hard, Mike.
11:01Sure did.
11:02Both Angelina and Brooke go hip first to the canvas.
11:10Who's going to get to that corner first?
11:12That's the question.
11:18Oh, it looks like Madison legal now.
11:20Oh, here comes Velvet.
11:21Watch it.
11:23Whoa!
11:25A series of clotheslines by Velvet Sky to Madison Rain first.
11:29Shot for Angelina Love, then one for good measure for Winter.
11:32There's clotheslining everybody out here.
11:34Not kidding.
11:35Back to the clotheslines.
11:37Look at them.
11:38Oh, Sky, great job.
11:41Bulldog face play.
11:42Look at that face.
11:43She's fired up.
11:44Homegirl's fired up.
11:47Don't want to hook.
11:48Yeah, it usually goes for the DDT at that point, but from behind.
11:53Winter with the shot to break it up, and here comes Tara.
11:59Oh, it's getting wild in here.
12:00Oh, Heather's going to have to try and move, do something to break this thing up.
12:07Well, we anticipated that this might break down with these six knockouts.
12:15The teammates all put their brakes on them.
12:16Three meet in the middle.
12:20And then the trio all go to the clothesline.
12:22Like a menage et trois beatdown.
12:24You know what I'm saying?
12:28I got you.
12:29You didn't know I was well versed in French.
12:33First thing you've pronounced right all night.
12:35Oh, double sledge from behind by Madison Reign.
12:39Now going to take advantage here of Velvet Sky.
12:42Oh!
12:42Referee outside the ring.
12:44Earl Hebner checking on the condition of the competitors out there.
12:48Give me that!
12:53Oh, Rose on the outside.
12:55And right now, Velvet by a lotion, except Madison's got that title belt.
12:59Oh, man.
13:00What happened to knockout's gold.
13:02Got it lined up.
13:03Oh, well, who's this?
13:05It's Mickie James.
13:06Hardcore country.
13:08Number one contender to Gail Kim.
13:10Snaps the neck of Gail Kim's tag team partner, Madison Reign.
13:14Here's the double underhook.
13:15Here's the follow DDT by the Overtime.
13:18How about the cover in one, two, and the win.
13:23Your winners, Brooke Teschmacher, Tara, and Velvet Sky.
13:31Well, a little assist from Mickie James.
13:36Velvet Sky able to capture the victory for our team right here on Thanksgiving night.
13:42I'll tell you what, I think vice president of knockout provision, Karen Jarrett.
13:46I'm proud of these ladies.
13:47They did a great job out here in the Lozarek.
13:54Post-back celebration and a nod to hardcore country Mickie James.
14:00And now it is time for our Direct Impact of the Night, brought to you by Direct Auto Insurance.
14:06See right there?
14:07Velvet Sky, double underhook, into that DDT.
14:11Oh!
14:11Oh, who's supposed to run in that beauty team?
14:14Splat down right there.
14:15Victory goes to Teschmacher, Tara, and Dolphin.
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