00:06Hello? Hello?
00:21What the hell?
00:22No, honey, this is purgatory.
00:24Congratulations on making it through life.
00:27Welcome to death!
00:27He's just gonna assign you your first haunt.
00:30You will be assigned someone, and you will haunt them accordingly.
00:33I'm just not really interested in anyone here.
00:36Oh, what?
00:36Plus, I don't really have time to have a girlfriend, you know, with...
00:39Eno, you're fucked!
00:40Well, at least you're writing. You wanted to be a writer, didn't you?
00:43Like an actual writer.
00:44There's the drama queen scribe.
00:46Also, um...
00:48Do you believe in the paranormal?
00:50What?
00:52Oooooh!
00:52You're the Hugh Gavin Bar!
00:54Hello?
00:55La Soul, I want to see you!
00:56La Soul, I want to see you!
00:59I think that there may be a ghost that has taken up residence in my house.
01:04Looks like the serial killer struck again.
01:05What the...
01:06Hey, take it easy! I'm trying to help you!
01:09It is not our job to change the fate of the living!
01:13Okay, it's crazy to me that you think it's crazy of me that I have this not-so-crazy situation
01:17where one crazy ghost is haunting your crazy best friend!
01:20Which, of course, is fallacious because I am not crazy!
01:23Yeah, you sound completely sane.
01:27You still here?
01:30Thanks for that.
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