00:02Set fire to your hair, poke a stick at a grizzly bear
00:10Eat medicine that's out of date, use your private parts as piranha bait
00:18Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
00:26Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
00:34Get your toast out with a fork, do your own electrical work
00:42Teach yourself how to fly, eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
00:50Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
00:58Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
01:04Invite a psycho killer inside, scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
01:12Take your helmet off in outer space
01:16Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
01:20Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
01:28Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
01:34Keep a rattleslake as a pet
01:38Sell both your kidneys on the internet
01:42Eat a tube of super glue
01:46I wonder what's this red button do
01:50Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
01:58Dumb ways to die
02:00Ha, ha, ha, ha
02:03So many dumb ways to die
02:08Dress up like a moose during hunting season
02:14Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
02:19Stand on the edge of a train station platform
02:24Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
02:27Run across the tracks between the platforms
02:31They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly in line
02:35Dumb ways to die
02:38Dumb ways to die
02:42Dumb ways to die
02:49So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die
02:55Be safe around trains
02:57A message from Metro
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