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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:10And I just want to give you what you want.
00:13And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:27I'm going somewhere.
00:28Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started, let's have some fun.
00:32Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:38Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:40I don't know, maybe.
00:53You don't want to waste anything.
01:05I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I don't know, don't you?
01:12You don't want to waste anything.
01:21You don't want to waste anything.
01:25Try it.
01:27Okay, let's get started.
01:28I don't want to waste anything.
01:35I don't want to waste anything.
01:36You know, set the whole boarding school on fire again, like, uh...
01:40Yo, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:49You know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
02:19It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:28Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on, you don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:41And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:56You know, actually, yes.
02:58Something exactly like her.
03:02You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Babe.
03:36What the fuck?
03:38I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:52What the fuck?
03:53Um, what the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere, and I'm sorry to spring it on you, but I actually think that
04:01this could work.
04:04You, you think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:12And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:17She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:20Hold on, you, you still want her.
04:23After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad, but, but she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:39Look, I need your help, Sky.
04:43You're, you're my best friend, and, and the only one I trust.
04:47Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were, like, eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's, it's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:04I, I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I, I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and Daddy's credit card and what's left.
05:17I, I can't do it.
05:19I mean, I, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just, I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just, I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie, because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him,
05:48then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Not even realizing.
05:54Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:57No.
05:58I, I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:04Guy, fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl is the one all
06:09along, happily ever after.
06:14You think?
06:15I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal, and Operation Rom-Com is officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:39Yeah.
06:40My boyfriend.
06:43What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah, you and Jessie, I don't buy it.
06:58You're, uh, you're too, too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:04No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:21Right.
07:22Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:26Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:34Enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:47Showtime.
07:48Showtime.
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jessie.
07:59Come on.
08:04Okay, come on.
08:05Babe, let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:27Hey, we just need to get her attention.
08:29Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:36Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um,
08:40do something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:42You know, like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jessie.
09:01A little, uh, public for her first kiss, no?
09:04Back off me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:10Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13They'll sell me shit, man.
09:17Come on.
09:18Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:24Nice move.
09:36What the hell are you doing?
09:38You know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:43Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:47Oh, yeah.
09:49Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you naked?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, oh, yeah.
10:07Oh, oh, Jessie.
10:10Oh, Jessie.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:15Oh, Jessie.
10:16Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:20Oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my daddy.
10:26Oh, yeah.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:34Oh, it's so good for me.
10:37Oh, oh, oh.
10:44War.
10:51Oh, yeah.
10:53good idea. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart girl.
11:08Oh, you know what? Um, it should probably also be like on your on your lips too,
11:21right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, here we go. There we go. Boom. How's that?
11:36Spectacular. Great. Yeah, uh, you know what? Let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of
11:44make it look like we're playing it cool. Oh, you're good. Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
12:12That was really something, you know. Too bad it was fake. Oh, so you were listening. Cut the shit.
12:21I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no? And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first. But, you know, with the, uh,
12:36with the right touch, you would, uh, gently, barely, let out a little moan.
12:49I told you. And then...
12:58And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about. Jessie and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Hmm. Yeah, I'm sure you are. Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following
13:19overachievers. I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom. You know, trading gold stars
13:24back and forth.
13:29I see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart and then put you back together again.
13:40Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:46I want you.
13:51To admit that you're lying, not just to me, but to yourself.
14:12Never.
14:26For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a talk.
14:32First up, Jessie, Skylar, and...
14:36Wayne.
14:38The next little threesome is...
14:41Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
15:00Hey, man, you, uh, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:04Sorry, I was just thinking, right, like you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:13First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:16And second, I think deep down it's...
15:20It's always been Skylar.
15:23Yeah, same, honestly.
15:26I mean, I think I've felt that way since, um, that one night at camp.
15:33Summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:39Do you remember?
15:45Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:47We, we had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:51And I just...
15:54Remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:58Maybe, maybe, um, maybe you felt it too.
16:05Yeah, yeah, and I did.
16:08Good ass.
16:19Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:32Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But, they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:40Hold on.
16:41Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:45Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, cause I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:53Let's go smelly.
16:57You're in the men's room?
16:59Stop, hey!
17:00Wait, turn around.
17:01Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:10Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl showers.
17:13That bitch you probably took my towel too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kinda funny though.
17:22Here.
17:23Well, what are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:25Here, take it.
17:31I saw that.
17:33I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself.
17:43Well.
17:58Hey, hey, Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:01Hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Okay.
18:06Find a bad joint?
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh, okay.
18:10I just...
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:16Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:25Okay.
18:33So, turns out Skylar the saint is actually Skylar the skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:42Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:50Ugh.
18:50He wishes.
18:51I just...
18:54I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:03How's that?
19:04Perfect.
19:20Where's your, uh...
19:21Where's your man?
19:23Busy.
19:24Why?
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:41This is actually pretty good.
19:44Hmm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:57When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never.
20:00Never.
20:02I don't...
20:04Always...
20:05Recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:08Like, you think that you know everything about me, but...
20:12I mean...
20:13I could be bad.
20:15You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:24Come on.
20:31Okay.
20:32I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:36No!
20:37No, that's...
20:38That is cheating, okay?
20:40I...
20:40I can't...
20:41Come on.
20:41Good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
21:10Come on.
21:10Good girl.
21:10Take a risk.
21:39You see?
21:39I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:47Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we sh- um, we should...
22:01We should probably...
22:04Get back to- to work.
22:06I'm just-
22:07I'm just-
22:08I'm just-
22:08Jumping.
22:19This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for ya.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:39Line fold on.
22:41The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch then run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
23:21You made it really easy for me, you know.
23:24Hiding in your own room.
23:27Hiding in your own room.
23:30You know the rules.
23:48Jesse.
23:51Not quite.
24:01brain oh my god i i thought you were jesse you shouldn't you know what it feels like to
24:06kiss your own boyfriend i don't you guys kiss the same why didn't you stop me isn't that like
24:15the point of the game besides tell me you didn't like it i didn't liar what the hell is your
24:26problem
24:27hmm do you just get off on kissing all of jesse's girlfriends nope not all of them
24:34then why did you kiss me back
24:38whatever never mind okay just listen to me this did not happen okay this this kiss
24:45does not leave this room
24:55did you just
24:57i kissed lola
25:18what you know that if i don't hit my protein goal it can affect my hundred meter dash time by
25:22as
25:22much as a quarter of a second okay yeah sure so when were you gonna tell me you and rain
25:26kissed
25:26hmm
25:33it was an accident i thought i thought he was jesse
25:38skyler your first kiss was pretty bad girl how was amazing life changing the hottest thing that's ever
25:44happened to you no no
25:49maybe okay like like a little yes fine hold please
25:55okay okay when did you make that doesn't matter so you kissed rain uh-huh thinking
26:00he was jesse yes and you liked it when you thought it was jesse yeah
26:05who you're fake dating and who you actually like and you liked it when you thought it was jesse but
26:10you also liked it when you thought it was rain no ergo you like rain no okay i do not
26:15like rain
26:16i like jesse yeah well the diagram doesn't lie the diagram doesn't understand that last night
26:23just hormones hormones okay my ovaries don't seem to get that rain is just a a troublemaking
26:31law-breaking playboy okay i mean he doesn't even like me you know i mean he's just he's just doing
26:41it to get back at jesse so i know how to fix this i just have to kiss jesse as
26:50soon as possible no
26:59so what happened at hide and go kiss you found lola pretty fast sure that blindfold didn't slip
27:05it didn't just lucky i guess oh come on it's actually a really funny story i was there do you
27:13do you want to tell it or should i you know i don't think i don't think i even really
27:18remember okay so
27:20skylar comes into our dorm room she locks the door has a blindfold on i feel i feel trapped so
27:24i try to squeeze by her and then she
27:31and then um i you know i actually didn't even know that he was in the room i as soon
27:40as i got out
27:40into the hallway i i found lola so i wow great story better luck next time babe
27:50hey maybe you can have some of mine seeing as i'm the luckiest man in the world
27:57sorry i just i have to powder my nose
28:06sorry babe i just you know i hate to see girls cry you know i'll be right back
28:18what is wrong with you he doesn't doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex
28:24i trust him oh he shouldn't trust you with you getting all handsy underneath the table i was just
28:29trying to get you to be quiet if you wanted me to be quiet you should have put my hand
28:34here
28:43i am not doing this with you okay you you are a bad person
28:59yeah that's what they say
29:08hey guess what it worked carly wants to get back together
29:17that is is great and don't worry i i played it cool her and i gonna hang out next week
29:23and talk it
29:23over and then you and i can do like this big public break i've seen in the cafeteria it'll be
29:29great
29:30you must be so relieved huh no more pretending ah
29:37and now you can date whoever you want but like actually
29:45all right see ya
29:51so they are in fact getting back together and operation rom-com is officially a failure okay but
29:59now you can suck face with rain guilt-free well i jesse is everything i have ever wanted okay he
30:08is he's he's kind he's funny he i mean he's my best friend he's who i should be with no
30:17should who do you want to be with look sky you're all schedules and goals and being perfect or whatever
30:24and i know rain is the opposite of that but maybe he balances you out a little bit
30:29and i know jesse is a good one but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one
30:36is that not there she is just the rebound i was looking for i want to thank you actually
30:45if you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week
30:53oh you should know by now given your literal track record nice girls always finish last hope you had
31:03your fun because i'm taking him back there's nothing you can do about it
31:12over my dead body that's it i i've got to tell him how i feel
31:23come on
31:30hey jesse yeah he's not here
31:37but i'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back cherry
31:46you have been tormenting me for four years what gives huh what what makes me so special
31:57why are you such an ass to me
32:02because you like it
32:15i just want to give you what you want
32:18then you don't want me to be the nice guy
32:45oh
32:48He can't find us like this.
32:51What, you worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain, please.
33:01Fine, get in.
33:18What the hell, did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your piss that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25Oh, she's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:26I like them less bitchy.
33:29Fuck yeah, man.
33:38Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:52Dude, what the fuck?
33:57Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:03Shit, good call, bro.
34:43What are we going to do?
34:45Seriously, we're going to do it.
34:46What'd you say?
34:51Just talking to myself.
34:55Great, not just an asshole, but crazy asshole.
34:58Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Switch places with me.
35:39This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just...
35:59I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:02But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's...
36:08That's just a given, uh...
36:16Hey, um...
36:17This bed is just kind of, like...
36:20Like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:31It's just, like, a small bed.
36:33You know what I mean?
36:33Oh, of course, yeah.
36:34Don't look.
36:35Don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat
36:46in detention.
36:59Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:08I was...
37:09I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:14You know, I get a call from my mom telling me that...
37:19Like, after years, it was just fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:26He, um...
37:27He finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:41And I got one, and I passed out.
37:48I woke up, and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:51It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:59I won't believe me.
38:00They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:08Right.
38:09Right.
38:10Right.
38:10Right.
38:16Right.
38:17Right.
38:22Right.
38:23Right.
38:24Right.
38:24Right.
38:25Right.
38:25Right.
38:26Right.
38:27Right.
38:28Right.
38:29Right.
38:29Right.
38:30Right.
38:30Right.
38:30Right.
38:30Right.
38:31Right.
38:31Right.
38:32Right.
38:33Right.
38:33Right.
38:38Right.
39:21Yes, she's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:49I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5 a.m. every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry.
40:18I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:28You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick her vanilla ass to the curb.
40:46I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:03No, no, no.
41:04Oh, my God.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of my
41:12life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants, okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:42It was...
41:44It was a mistake, okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skyler?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:05Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skyler.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what?
42:38You're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:44But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skyler today.
42:53Even...
42:54Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you.
42:58I feel better.
43:00Like, I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my God, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:27Yes.
43:28Yes.
44:00So...
44:02So...
44:05Look, I'm sorry to spring that onto you. Again. I was talking to Carly, and she's just such a bitch.
44:18Mm-hmm. Yeah. But take yourself.
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum, and I started to think about my life without you in it, and I
44:28just... I couldn't.
44:33So, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:37Totally.
44:41Great. So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:49Can I, um...
44:52Can I kiss you?
45:06Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry, I'll... Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:11Yeah, that's right.
45:11We can...
45:12Yeah.
45:29I'll see you tomorrow.
45:30Okay.
45:31Okay.
45:37Fuck.
45:40Yeah.
45:46I don't know.
46:12Dad, hey. What's going on? You okay? Skyler, go get the nurse. Go get the nurse. You're okay. You're okay.
46:23I got you. I got you. You're okay.
46:46Hey, she's alive. Here, drink this. There you go. The nurse came by. She said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:05Um, Jesse. I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:18No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:30No.
47:33Oh, thank goodness. I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're
47:41pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah. Yeah. You know, maybe we were just better off as friends. Way better.
47:58Look at that. And as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:13Hey, hey, hey, look. You owe me.
48:21Come on.
48:32You, um, you kind of scared me out there. You, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:46You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give you them. I can
48:58let.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:03I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:14Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said. I, um, I was such a massive
49:24bitch.
49:26I, I had no idea, and...
49:29No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:37Like, you asked me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:48I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me, even if it was with, uh, with
49:55pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:56Um, yeah, anything.
50:04Anything you had to give.
50:09Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:16Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:25Jesse and I, we, um, we broke up.
50:39Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:44We don't fit together.
50:48No.
50:48No.
50:49Mm-mm.
50:50No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:03Oh.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:08Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:18I don't know.
51:20I don't know.
51:21I don't know what you want.
51:23I don't know what you want.
51:23Mm-mm.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:32Because lately I think in this feeling that you won't like me too.
51:40Or should I leave this home?
51:46Wait.
51:47Oh.
51:49Oh.
51:50Oh.
51:51Oh.
51:51Oh, oh.
51:56Oh, oh.
51:59Oh.
51:59Oh.
52:06Oh, oh.
52:16With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list, Alfred.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight. Remember?
52:27Yeah, I remember. I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:39With you, with you, with you, with you.
52:43Baby, baby, I've been getting this feeling, you might let me do it.
52:51And just maybe I could take a little risk for you.
52:56Like one more, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:02oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
53:08Oh, yeah. Let's get this thing started off with a bang.
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now.
53:19And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive. Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:29You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:36Carly, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:43Um, break a leg.
53:46Literally.
53:48On your marks, get set, go!
53:53Ow.
53:56Woo! What a finish! Go, Skylar!
54:12You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on.
54:16Take a risk.
54:18Oh, no. I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:20Uh-oh.
54:21Mmhmm?
54:26You.
54:26All right.
54:34Yay!
54:36You.
54:39Day.
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