00:06When your dad and I first met, it was like magic.
00:10He was handsome, had a great sense of humor.
00:14We fell for each other instantly.
00:17And pretty soon, you came along.
00:20We thought our life of happiness would never end.
00:24But yeah, it's ending.
00:26We're getting a divorce.
00:28What's a divorce?
00:30Uh, dad wants to know too.
00:33It means I get half of our things and your dad gets half.
00:37That includes you too.
00:39We're not cutting him in half.
00:43Uh, dad said you never let him do anything funny.
00:46If that were true, you wouldn't exist, kiddo.
00:51Look, your dad and I are just different.
00:55We can't communicate, we have different interests.
00:58We just don't belong together.
01:02Do you understand?
01:04I think so.
01:07Oh, gotta run.
01:15Keep your problem now.
01:17Buh-bye!
01:31Not my problem.
01:35Not my problem.
01:37I know.
01:39You go.
01:40I don't know.
01:42Oh, my God.
01:42Make...
01:42Make...
01:42Make...
01:43Make...
01:44Make...
01:44Make...
01:44...
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