00:01Thank you very much.
00:49Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome accompanied by his advocate WWE Hall of Famer.
00:59Paul Heyman, The Beast, Brock Lesnar.
01:08As he stares at the WrestleMania side,
01:11Brock Lesnar knows what awaits him three weeks from Saturday in Las Vegas.
01:16Corey, it is a match the world is talking about.
01:19Two titans will collide in Las Vegas, two behemoths,
01:25two of the biggest and baddest in the game.
01:27The ruler Oba Femi goes one on one with the beast incarnate, Brock Lesnar.
01:34And Cole, I think it's safe to assume after last week,
01:38Lesnar is gonna be in a foul, foul mood tonight.
01:41Yeah, the eyes tell the story.
01:43The beast Brock Lesnar last week was embarrassed.
01:47He was shocked, he was humiliated at the actions of the ruler Oba Femi.
01:54That's what they were.
01:54Yeah.
02:23Let's go.
02:40Ladies and gentlemen,
02:46my name is Paul Haynes.
02:51I serve as the advocate for the only being on the face of the planet to hold the NCAA Division
03:00One Heavyweight Championship, the UFC Heavyweight Championship, the WWE Heavyweight Championship,
03:08the Beast, the Conqueror, the main event of WrestleMania, Barack Lester!
03:36Ladies and gentlemen, I have to tell you, you're pissing off Brock Lesnar.
03:51And the reason why you're pissing off Brock Lesnar is because let's all be honest with each other
04:01about what happened last week.
04:05Last week, Brock Lesnar laid to waste 5, 10, 15, 20 masked men,
04:15splayed them all over the floor, over the desk, into the crowd, in the ring, beat up 20 men.
04:24Then, then, then, got distracted by Seth freaking Rollins.
04:33And that, that is when a man so overhyped by WWE, it invokes my gag reflex.
04:44This overhyped wannabe ruler comes down and takes advantage of the fact that Brock Lesnar had been in 20 fights,
04:55that Brock Lesnar was distracted by Seth Rollins, and this overhyped ruler takes advantage to the point.
05:12For those of you watching at home, they're reacting to the fact that I'm talking about Oba Febby.
05:32And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the saddest part of it all.
05:38How many times have we heard the same narrative coming out of the WWE hype machine?
05:47Oh, oh, this opponent for Brock Lesnar is the next, next big thing.
05:53This is going to be the Slayer of the Beast.
05:56This will be the Conqueror's Conqueror, when The Undertaker got history conquered by Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania.
06:12We're still pissing people off how many years later did The Undertaker get revenge on Brock Lesnar?
06:20No, no, no, no, no.
06:22And then came along everyone else that was gonna be the one to beat the one in 21 and 1.
06:28Let's go through the list.
06:30Well, there was Goldberg.
06:32Well, no, no, it wasn't Goldberg.
06:34Well, there was Braun Strowman.
06:37Well, no, no, it wasn't Braun Strowman.
06:39Well, there was Dean Ambrose.
06:42But no, no, it wasn't Dean Ambrose.
06:45It was Bobby Lashley.
06:47But no, it wasn't Bobby Lashley.
06:49It wasn't AJ Styles.
06:51And it wasn't John Cena.
06:53No.
06:57And it's not gonna be Obafemi, who had his WrestleMania moment when he put his foot on the chest of
07:05Brock Lesnar and pointed to the side.
07:07Because that's your WrestleMania moment.
07:10You peaked.
07:11That's the biggest moment of your career.
07:14Because at WrestleMania, you're gonna be beaten.
07:17You're gonna be taken to Suplex City.
07:19You're gonna be F5.
07:21You're gonna be victimized.
07:23Obafemi, damn it, you will be conquered by Barack Leicester.
07:33.
07:35.
07:51.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:23Oh, my God.
09:19Oh, my God.
09:23Oh, my God.
09:55Oh, my God.
09:55Despite what Paul Heyman says, we don't believe that Oba is overhyped, that he's a wannabe ruler.
10:02Oh, my God.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:12Oh, my God.
10:17Oh, my God.
10:20Oh, my God.
10:33You ain't that lucky, boy!
10:45Brock Lesnar may have a smile on his face now,
10:48but he is once again on his heels.
10:51Let's talk about the reality of the situation,
10:53for when, if ever, was the last time Brock Lesnar
10:56backed away from a combat situation.
10:59The ruler just stood down the beast.
11:03And here's the problem for Lesnar, Corey.
11:05There were no surprises tonight.
11:07Brock Lesnar watched Oba come down to the ring,
11:10looked him in the eye, fired the first shot,
11:12and still was not taken down.
11:15Oba Femi not taken down by Lesnar.
11:26Let's take a look at this.
11:28It's Lesnar attempting to hoist the massive ruler for an F5,
11:32but instead, Oba Femi would drive the beast over the top rope to the floor,
11:37leaving Lesnar stunned.
11:42Look at the impact of this clothesline from the ruler,
11:46sending Brock over the top and out to the arena floor in the TD Garden.
11:53What a collision awaits in Las Vegas.
11:59Well, ladies and gentlemen,
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