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00:00:06So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:10All right, it's about that time.
00:00:12So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:14Uh, yeah, him.
00:00:23Hi!
00:00:24Hi, Mom.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:55You have a cute scar.
00:00:57It's just my birthmark.
00:00:59Do you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:05I don't want you to stop.
00:01:36I was so drunk last night, I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:44I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:52Happy New Year.
00:01:53Sam, it's me.
00:01:54Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:57I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:59I will find you.
00:02:06Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:09Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:12I need grandkids, I need you to-
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:16I need to go now, I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:27Seven years.
00:02:29Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:31Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:42Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:51Uh, but first we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:54She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:55Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:57And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:59We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:03Yes.
00:03:03Good.
00:03:04Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09Hi.
00:03:10One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13But, I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:25It's just for Christmas.
00:03:27But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:29Where's my real one?
00:03:33Uh...
00:03:38I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Daddy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:51What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:50I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:01So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Oh, clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:34You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:41You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Well, I think we got it.
00:06:45Ooh.
00:06:45I need some photos of us together too.
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:50and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:18to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:35I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:52in this fake it to your family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:56It would make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:03You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Uh, my friends are that way.
00:08:16Uh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:23Uh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:33Thanks again.
00:08:34Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So, when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:47we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:56Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:01we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:10No.
00:09:11No, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no...
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:14Yes.
00:09:16This is strictly business.
00:09:18Hmm.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:21What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:28getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I've never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:46and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:48and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers,
00:09:53all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:58Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:01Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:02What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:10We have a holiday special today.
00:10:12Spend 500, get 10% off,
00:10:15and you are just short 15 bucks
00:10:17if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:18Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:20What do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:22Oh, can you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here, relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:31Okay, thank you.
00:10:34Hurry up and pay.
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:40You can wait your turn.
00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:54Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:55Not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57Let me just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05Gonna hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:12Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Hi.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:41We should go.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:16And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:30Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:33Sorta.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectful.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:54So.
00:12:55Perfect.
00:13:00Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:03Don't worry.
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:09Too much.
00:13:30Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:34Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:41Rogers.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:01There they are!
00:14:02Yay!
00:14:03Let's make it!
00:14:05Aw.
00:14:06I love that.
00:14:07That you made it.
00:14:08Aw.
00:14:09We missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus failed.
00:14:17Good, good, good.
00:14:19So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:29Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:31I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:53All these years without a husband.
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:00And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:07And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:13He's a manager.
00:15:15Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:18Trash?
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually, he's right here.
00:15:32Oh, wow.
00:15:35Wow, he is really good looking.
00:15:39Ah, must be AI.
00:15:41Mm-hmm.
00:15:42Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:45Fake.
00:15:45That's enough.
00:15:46She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:49Show some respect.
00:15:50Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:58William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:01Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:04That's half a million.
00:16:06Half a million.
00:16:08Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:11And speak of the devil.
00:16:14Oh, Willie, you've made it.
00:16:28There you are.
00:16:30Oh, look at you now.
00:16:33Living the dream.
00:16:34Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:36Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:42So married, huh?
00:16:44Is it serious?
00:16:47That's what marriage is.
00:16:48It's pretty serious.
00:16:50Wow.
00:16:51You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:53Makes sense, though.
00:16:55You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:58Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:00Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:03Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:07That's right.
00:17:08Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:12Women love a man in red.
00:17:14Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:17Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:19Don't touch me.
00:17:20Oh, so entitled.
00:17:23Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:27And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:31I mean, look at that car.
00:17:33Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:36Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:40Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:44I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:52My mom would never marry.
00:17:54She already has us, and he's going to kick your butt.
00:18:00Is that so?
00:18:02Well then, where is he?
00:18:04Because I don't see him.
00:18:06Does anyone see him?
00:18:09Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:15That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:18And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Mommy.
00:18:25Hi.
00:18:26Are you okay?
00:18:27Yes.
00:18:28Oh my God.
00:18:29I want to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:31Come on, honey.
00:18:32Let's go.
00:18:34It doesn't matter with you.
00:18:36How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:42Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:47Let me go.
00:18:49Let me go.
00:19:02Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:11Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:15Where's Piper?
00:19:16William Hitter.
00:19:18Mom, Dad, have taken her inside.
00:19:20Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:23Well, well, well.
00:19:24If it isn't a waste marriage, or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:28That's right.
00:19:30I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:34Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:36It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:38I'm Max.
00:19:39Eva told us all about you.
00:19:41From New York.
00:19:42Polite.
00:19:42Handsome.
00:19:43Just like she said.
00:19:45Wow.
00:19:47He was an AI.
00:19:48See?
00:19:49He's real.
00:19:50And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:54You son of a bitch.
00:19:55You just ruined my suit.
00:19:56And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:20:00Bill.
00:20:01That car?
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03That's worth more than a house.
00:20:06That car?
00:20:07It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:11Wait.
00:20:13Are you?
00:20:18Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:21And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:23I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:25You really are, Cremon, aren't you?
00:20:27You stole it.
00:20:29That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:31Jesus.
00:20:32How did you get away with it?
00:20:33That's what I want to know.
00:20:35Enough, please.
00:20:38I trust my daughter.
00:20:40She would never marry a queen.
00:20:44Max, be honest with me.
00:20:46Where did that car come from?
00:20:48How much do you want for it?
00:20:50I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes.
00:20:53Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:20:59Hey, that's it.
00:21:00I'm calling the cops.
00:21:01Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:03Wait.
00:21:04What?
00:21:05Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:08Oh, well.
00:21:10Two ways.
00:21:16Listen, hon.
00:21:18I believe you.
00:21:19But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:23Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:25It's my car, okay?
00:21:26It's not stolen.
00:21:27Yeah?
00:21:28If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:31Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:34Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:35Okay.
00:21:36I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:37But then you have to get lost.
00:21:39And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:42Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:45Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:47Loser.
00:21:48Say one more word, and I'll give them a real reason to take me in.
00:21:53Jesus.
00:21:53Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:55He's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:59Here.
00:22:00Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:09Mr. Harrison?
00:22:14Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Just play along.
00:22:22Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:24Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:28Yes, sir.
00:22:29I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:30I...
00:22:30I...
00:22:31I...
00:22:31I...
00:22:31I...
00:22:31Please, please.
00:22:32I'm so sorry.
00:22:32Mr. Harrison, I'm so sorry.
00:22:34I'm so sorry.
00:22:38I'm so sorry.
00:22:43I was so sorry.
00:22:47Please.
00:22:49I'm so sorry.
00:22:52ruin the holidays. Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas? Oh, come on, Ada. We were just looking
00:22:57out for you. Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison. You know my youngest son is graduating soon. Do you
00:23:04think that you could help him get a foot in the door? A job at the Harrison Group, even in
00:23:10the
00:23:10mailroom, would open doors. We are family, aren't we? Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18Do you guys want a job at the Harrison Group? You can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:22Abigail, come on, talk to her for us. Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah, you need to take care of your own issues first. My daughter is just far too busy doing
00:23:35her best life for my new son-in-law. Come on, guys, let's go in. Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:49This is your fault, Pam. You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:55My fault. You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car? And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group? And how
00:24:14do you...
00:24:14I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember? I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes. It's the season of giving. He knows people, has connections. He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you? And you best not forget it, capiche?
00:24:36Oh, my God, just don't blow your cover. Dad! Mom! Thank you so much for letting Max and
00:24:43I stay in your home. Oh, honey. We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong,
00:24:50good-looking. I think they get it, huh?
00:24:55Uh, how's Piper? Oh, she's fine. One of you guys just gets so in and we will go check
00:25:01on her. And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the
00:25:06tree. Great. See you in a bit. Joey? What are you doing? Okay. Hey, was that not a, uh, breach
00:25:17of contract? Relax. It was just a hug. Ugh. We just got here and I'm already exhausted. You'll
00:25:28be okay. It's just one week. Kill me now. Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:39What are you doing? That's weird. They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago. I don't know,
00:25:46something just falls off. That's ridiculous. I mean, what do you want to go do? Make out
00:25:51promise to prove it. Later. Here we go. Piper is all tucked in, honey. Everything looks amazing
00:26:09and happy holidays. To the newest member of our family, Max. Oh, welcome. Cheers. Thank you,
00:26:17Miss Smith. Looks great. Oh, just call me mom, honey. I had no idea what you liked, so I
00:26:23just whipped up a little bit of everything. But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas
00:26:28dish is, right? Oh, no. Mom's testing him. She's trying to see if he's legit. You mean
00:26:34to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food? Ow. Eva,
00:26:42sweetie. Kicking my foot. Oh, sorry, mom. I... Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. It's okay. Mom, of course
00:26:51he knows. It's... I would like to hear Max say it. 12 pumpkin pies. I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind. Well, of course. It's pumpkin pie. See? Are you happy now? That's good,
00:27:18but something still falls off. Mom, don't make it weird, okay? We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:25and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other. But our marriage is real.
00:27:31I guess your mom's just watching to me those real short shows. Now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this. Where's your wedding ring, Eva? Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up. Well, um, it's... Silly face. Dropped it outside
00:27:56on the sidewalk. Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her. Silly face. I am not paying extra
00:28:04for this. Consider it a cushions. Lousers. Nice. You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:14Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there. And I'm not just
00:28:34a lot of garbage out there. And this is where y'all will be staying. I have another room set
00:28:42up for Piper. Nice and festive for you. No complications. Sorry, honey. Mom, you know
00:28:50what? I should stay with Piper tonight. Oh, honey. Lily Wedge shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:57Oh, I just remembered. The city's turning the water off at 10. Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower. 15 minutes? I mean, it's no big deal. Just shower
00:29:09together. Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together. Okay, you guys have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You heard her.
00:29:44Oh, wow. Why are you dripping? Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on. Come on,
00:29:51we're wasting time. You have 15 minutes. Nice try. I am not showering with you.
00:29:56All right, sit yourself. I'll remember if you're getting in there.
00:29:59Not if I reach you there first.
00:30:17Come on, Max. Get out of the way. We agreed. Nothing physical. You're the one with the dirty
00:30:23thoughts, wifey. Relax. I won't touch you. Unless you say you want me to. But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32Not if you're getting in there. It's just jobs, baby.
00:30:41In your dreams.
00:30:44Free to join me.
00:31:05You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:10Why don't you give in?
00:31:11Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:18Really?
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Um, this is, um, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:39I'll say.
00:31:40What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:43Still think you can lose it.
00:31:47Baby, I don't think I'll want you.
00:31:54I shouldn't.
00:31:58Or maybe we should.
00:32:01God, you're such a good kisser.
00:32:03Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:11Oh, you're so sexy.
00:32:23Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:25What?
00:32:26I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:27It's not you, Max.
00:32:28It's us.
00:32:29It's this.
00:32:30This is all an act.
00:32:31Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:34You're right.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:38I just need to be sorry.
00:32:48That birthmark.
00:32:54What is that?
00:32:56It's him.
00:32:57The man from New Year's.
00:32:58Is he Piper's father?
00:33:04Why are you acting?
00:33:07Oh, my God.
00:33:09Max is Piper's father.
00:33:11Are you okay?
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14I just, um, I just got lightheaded.
00:33:17I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:19Alone.
00:33:21Of course.
00:33:25We have a daughter together.
00:33:27Oh, my God.
00:33:28What do I do?
00:33:35I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:37You can take the bed.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:33:42Hey.
00:33:43Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:46Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:47I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:49So, if there's something you need,
00:33:51I can help.
00:33:52I want to help.
00:33:54He's Piper's father.
00:33:56He has a right to know.
00:33:58Um, Max,
00:34:01how would you feel
00:34:02if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:07A child?
00:34:09No, no, no.
00:34:10That's impossible.
00:34:12I'm very careful.
00:34:14Mostly.
00:34:17I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:20Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:22and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:26Right.
00:34:27He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:30I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:32Why do you ask?
00:34:34No reason.
00:34:35Just...
00:34:36Just curious.
00:34:37No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:41What?
00:34:42No.
00:34:44Well, then,
00:34:44can I ask you a question?
00:34:47Shoot.
00:34:52Where did you get these?
00:34:54And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:57I did not get those.
00:34:59I don't know where those came from.
00:35:00Are you sure?
00:35:01You're just not trying to break the contract.
00:35:05Oh, my God.
00:35:07Oh, my God.
00:35:09Whoa!
00:35:10Whoa!
00:35:11Whoa!
00:35:12Whoa!
00:35:21The truth is,
00:35:23is that I...
00:35:26Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:28Just a second.
00:35:30Come in.
00:35:32Hey, hon.
00:35:43Oh!
00:35:45Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:46but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:49before I tuck her in.
00:35:50Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:51We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:54I can see that.
00:35:56Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:58I mean, if you don't...
00:35:58If you don't mind.
00:36:00Well, that a boy.
00:36:02You know what?
00:36:02Just put a shirt on.
00:36:03I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:05Piper!
00:36:06Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:09He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:11to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:13and away they all flew,
00:36:15like the down of a thistle.
00:36:17But I heard him exclaim,
00:36:18as he drove out of sight,
00:36:21Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:23and to all,
00:36:24a good night.
00:36:28If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:30she'd be over the moon.
00:36:32Good night, Piper.
00:36:37Is her dad still around?
00:36:39Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:41because you're her dad.
00:36:43Uh, no.
00:36:44That man has no idea
00:36:46what the treasure
00:36:49he's missing out on.
00:36:53Do you really think so?
00:36:55from the bottom of my heart.
00:36:57Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:59He deserves to know.
00:37:06Max.
00:37:10You are Piper's father.
00:37:19I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:45Where's Piper?
00:37:47She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:05God, he said she could kiss her.
00:38:15Just gonna kiss and run? Not on my watch.
00:38:23Yeah, this. I remember this.
00:38:37Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:39How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:42Good morning, Miss Smith. It was great.
00:38:46Wonderful.
00:38:47Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:50Oh, no.
00:38:52What is that?
00:38:53Sardines and saltines.
00:38:54It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:56It was my Graham Graham's favorite during wartime.
00:38:59Don't be shy.
00:39:00Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:03Max, you don't have to.
00:39:04No, no, it's okay.
00:39:06It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:18Yeah.
00:39:27Good?
00:39:28Mmm.
00:39:29Good?
00:39:31Good?
00:39:33Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:34You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:38Could I, um...
00:39:39Could I have some water, please?
00:39:41That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:45What's the deal with them?
00:39:46Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:49Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:53Hey, don't worry.
00:39:55I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:59Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:40:01Just in case.
00:40:03Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:16Wait, that earring.
00:40:19Wait.
00:40:20That earring.
00:40:22You like it?
00:40:23I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:26Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:28I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:34Right.
00:40:36That's just a common earring.
00:40:37Anyone could have it.
00:40:39Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:40She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:45So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:49But Derrick said that Ava got married.
00:40:52What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:56An aging single mom.
00:40:58Slim pickings.
00:41:00I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:02That explains it.
00:41:03She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:06Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:08Look.
00:41:09Ava is your niece.
00:41:10Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:12Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:16Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:17Exactly.
00:41:18Not like my Sierra.
00:41:20Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:25Oh!
00:41:26They're here!
00:41:27Merry Christmas, everybody!
00:41:34Merry Christmas.
00:41:35Merry Christmas.
00:41:37You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:39I am.
00:41:40I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:41:42Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:43Welcome.
00:41:44You're Eva's husband.
00:41:46You're Eva's husband.
00:41:46But...
00:41:47You're gorgeous.
00:41:49Pfff.
00:41:50But...
00:41:51Why does he have to miss you?
00:41:52Look at you two.
00:41:54You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:56Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:57Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:59This is from Max and I.
00:42:00Oh, my goodness.
00:42:01Thank you, Eva.
00:42:02Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:05Oops!
00:42:06Oh, my bad.
00:42:07Ooh!
00:42:08A homemade gift.
00:42:10How thrifty.
00:42:11Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:14Mommy's right, you mean old hat.
00:42:17You little...
00:42:19You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:21Or you will lose yours.
00:42:23Oh!
00:42:24You think you broke my wrist?
00:42:27Look what you just did to my mother!
00:42:28My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:32He could ruin your life!
00:42:46Honey, are you okay?
00:42:48I'm fine.
00:42:48I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:49It's okay.
00:42:51It's okay.
00:42:53What are you...
00:42:56Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:59Did you just slap me?
00:43:01Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:03You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:04You know what, Sierra?
00:43:05I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:10Her family.
00:43:12She means me.
00:43:18You okay, honey?
00:43:19Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:22Do something.
00:43:23You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:25I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:27Oh, wow.
00:43:28I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:34Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:37Let's call him.
00:43:38I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:41Please.
00:43:41Who do you think you are?
00:43:44Enough!
00:43:46There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:49Fine, Dad.
00:43:51Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:53They're just jealous.
00:43:55For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:58I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:02I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:05Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:07Alright, that's enough.
00:44:08Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:30Is this a joke?
00:44:33Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:35Hold it.
00:44:36Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:38My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:44My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:48King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:52Three times the price.
00:44:54Fifty times the flavor.
00:44:56And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:59It's just petty.
00:45:00Maybe so.
00:45:01But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:05Fine.
00:45:06Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:09Come on, let's go.
00:45:10No, no.
00:45:11Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:14Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:17I know, dear.
00:45:18I just want to have our family together.
00:45:20Fine.
00:45:21We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:24They're strays and a bitch.
00:45:26What was that?
00:45:30I just want to have our family together.
00:45:33Fine.
00:45:34We'll stay.
00:45:36Can I have a little nibble?
00:45:38It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:39We'll get something right after.
00:45:41Like drive-through?
00:45:43I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:46That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:51No spray.
00:45:52Ow.
00:45:52Please, are you okay?
00:45:54Yes, please.
00:45:55You hit my child.
00:45:57You're fucking crazy.
00:45:58Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:05Don't worry, baby.
00:46:07I'll handle it.
00:46:10Don't worry, baby.
00:46:11I'll handle it.
00:46:16Piper.
00:46:17Sweetie.
00:46:18Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:23Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:24Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:27As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:30Actually, I do.
00:46:32He's such a liar.
00:46:33This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:35Oh.
00:46:36It will be.
00:46:39Sam.
00:46:40Yeah.
00:46:41Send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:44I'm already on my way.
00:46:49Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:51I'm already on my way.
00:46:54You hear this guy?
00:46:56He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:58From Antarctica.
00:47:01Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:03His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:06Max, what are you doing?
00:47:08Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:09Santa's already on his way.
00:47:11Actually.
00:47:13Five.
00:47:14Four.
00:47:15Three.
00:47:16Two.
00:47:18One.
00:47:18One.
00:47:21A helicopter?
00:47:28There's no way.
00:47:35How did you pull this off?
00:47:36Sam was like family.
00:47:38I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:39Thanks, boss.
00:47:41Boss?
00:47:42Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:44Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:47Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:51I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:54You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:57Mm-hmm.
00:48:00Come on.
00:48:02You can stop kidding around.
00:48:05If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:08No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:10Come on.
00:48:11You can stop the charade.
00:48:12Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:15Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:19Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:32How is this possible?
00:48:34This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:40Who are you?
00:48:42I told you. I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:45That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:47Wait. No. Hold on.
00:48:51You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:55You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:58Some of the small ones.
00:49:00I mean, you know that.
00:49:02You work for me.
00:49:03Oh, God.
00:49:05I insulted my own boss.
00:49:07I'm finished.
00:49:12Oh, God.
00:49:13I insulted my own boss.
00:49:15I'm finished.
00:49:17Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:19Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:21Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:23For tonight, you're C-stance.
00:49:26And with that, your career.
00:49:28You're fired.
00:49:30You're fired?
00:49:31Sam?
00:49:36You're fired?
00:49:36God.
00:49:37I can't be fired.
00:49:40What?
00:49:41Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:42You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:45Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:46I'll do anything.
00:49:47Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:55And you.
00:49:56Oh, me?
00:49:58Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:50:00That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:01A family tradition.
00:50:03Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:06Sam?
00:50:10Will you do me the honors?
00:50:13It's a glassy.
00:50:17Merry Christmas, Aunt May.
00:50:22Father, do something.
00:50:24Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:26I'm leaving.
00:50:28Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:36Come on, sweetie.
00:50:37Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:40Eat as much as you want.
00:50:41Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:45I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:47I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:50Honestly?
00:50:52This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:54Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:56Just like this.
00:50:57Does he really mean that?
00:50:59Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:01I can't tell.
00:51:02And that terrifies me.
00:51:09Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:10I brought you a gift.
00:51:12Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:14Oh.
00:51:19Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:22Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:25Tell me everything.
00:51:27Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works
00:51:32in retail.
00:51:33Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:36A high school dropout?
00:51:38In the Harrison family?
00:51:41Not a chance.
00:51:45She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:49Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:50Silence.
00:51:51Get me the address where she works.
00:51:53It's Happy Heals on Broadway.
00:51:55That's nice.
00:51:56We own that one.
00:51:58Good work.
00:51:59But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:11Thanks.
00:52:12So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:18Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:20And how about you?
00:52:25Me?
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:28Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:33Eva.
00:52:44That birthmark.
00:52:45Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:52Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:54So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:56Uh.
00:52:58No feelings, no complications.
00:53:00That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:01Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:04Max.
00:53:05Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:08It's cold.
00:53:10Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:13Max.
00:53:15I need to tell you something.
00:53:19It's something important.
00:53:21What's gotten into her?
00:53:23Is she hiding something?
00:53:24Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:28I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:33Piper is...
00:53:37Piper is...
00:53:38Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:41Sweetie.
00:53:42Oh, my gosh.
00:53:42It's almost one.
00:53:44Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:46Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:47Mommy's gonna go get a first date kid, okay?
00:53:52Come on, Piper.
00:53:55Okay, let me see.
00:54:00I promise, I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:04But that's not true.
00:54:05You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:09Uh...
00:54:10Daddy!
00:54:11No!
00:54:15Well...
00:54:18Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:24Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:28Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:29Really?
00:54:30Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:31Daddy...
00:54:35You think it was Scar?
00:54:38Hmm.
00:54:41I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:42Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:44I have one, too.
00:54:47Dad...
00:54:48I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:50Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:53Really?
00:54:54No way.
00:54:55No.
00:54:55It was actually a cactus.
00:54:57But it's still cool.
00:55:00I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:06Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:08My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:16And how old are you?
00:55:17Six.
00:55:18Six?
00:55:19That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:22Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:24Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:29What do I even say?
00:55:31And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:33Sorry, honey.
00:55:34This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:38Um...
00:55:39Yeah.
00:55:41Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:44Ivar.
00:55:49Okay, look.
00:55:54Piper is...
00:55:58Go on.
00:56:05That must be an emergency.
00:56:08Excuse me.
00:56:09Sorry.
00:56:10I'll take this.
00:56:17Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:19Yeah.
00:56:21Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:24I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:29Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:31I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:35She's a high school dropout.
00:56:37Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:39And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:42I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:43Max.
00:56:44That man has no idea what the treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:52I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:53You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:55Your mother would take her away.
00:56:57After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:01I'm sorry.
00:57:03Maximus?
00:57:04Are you even listening to me?
00:57:06No, mom.
00:57:07Mom, listen.
00:57:07I'm sorry.
00:57:08Okay?
00:57:08Eva's my wife.
00:57:09And I've made up my mind.
00:57:11I'm not leaving her.
00:57:14Eva?
00:57:25This is for you grandma
00:57:32Oh wow
00:57:36Derek this is from
00:57:38Eve and I
00:57:39Thank you so much
00:57:42I'm glad you're here
00:57:46Oh
00:57:50Grandpa language
00:57:58Piper do you want to go see your present
00:58:00It's in the other room by the train set
00:58:01Remember the song we sang
00:58:04Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:07Walking home from our house
00:58:10Christmas Eve
00:58:15You never told me
00:58:18Have we met before
00:58:24Have we met before
00:58:27She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:32I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:35Eva I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:46I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:48Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:49It's so very common
00:58:49I feel so awful but I can't lose my child
00:58:53No matter how I feel about him
00:58:57Maybe
00:59:00Are you okay?
00:59:04Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:07No I'm fine
00:59:11Oh I almost forgot
00:59:15I got you this
00:59:16You got me a gift too?
00:59:18Tis the season
00:59:19Open it
00:59:21Open it
00:59:34Gloves
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:38Yeah
00:59:40I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:41But that's Christmas
00:59:44You've already done so much for me
00:59:45I just want to do a little something for you
00:59:49How do they feel?
00:59:51Warm right?
00:59:53Yeah
00:59:54Warm
00:59:56Soft
00:59:59Perfect
01:00:03Thank you Eva
01:00:05I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:09Really?
01:00:11Yeah my mom
01:00:12She partied all the time
01:00:14And I got gifts
01:00:15Plenty of them
01:00:16But
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:21Nothing
01:00:22Personal
01:00:23You deserve it
01:00:26You're a good guy
01:00:27And
01:00:28Someday you'll
01:00:30Find
01:00:31Someone special
01:00:32To
01:00:33Spend all your Christmases
01:00:35What if that day's today?
01:00:40What if I already found someone special?
01:00:44Right here
01:01:10Max
01:01:11We can't
01:01:13If you want me to stop
01:01:15You better tell me right now
01:01:21What do you mean?
01:01:22I don't want you to stop
01:01:30No matter how many years pass
01:01:31I still can't resist him
01:01:37You better tell me yet
01:01:43Who do you want me to stop
01:01:49You better tell me right now
01:01:54What if you want me to stop
01:01:56God you won't drive me
01:01:58I'm working with this.
01:02:03Piper!
01:02:12Piper?
01:02:15She can't see me.
01:02:34Piper!
01:02:38Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:52That was way too close.
01:02:54Yeah.
01:02:55We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:01Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:05Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:10You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:16Let me give it to you.
01:03:28Okay.
01:03:55We are going to leave.
01:03:58We are not going to leave.
01:04:01hello hello Eva Smith I'm Max's mother name your price what will it take for you to leave my son
01:04:08alone what we both know my son is way out of your league take the money leave my granddaughter with
01:04:17us and go my son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child Piper is my
01:04:23daughter
01:04:23and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up so you keep your money
01:04:28and I'll leave on my own but I am not handing Piper over to you
01:04:34there's my beautiful wife
01:04:40you okay
01:04:44look we made it through Christmas
01:04:48so I think it's best we go our separate ways
01:04:52what are you talking about it's over it's not that hard to understand
01:05:00Eva wait
01:05:04so last night meant nothing to you
01:05:12Max it's not real none of it was real
01:05:16so it's just a goodbye
01:05:19didn't realize I was so disposable for you
01:05:22look
01:05:24last night
01:05:27I let my guard down but I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper
01:05:31and being with you can mess up everything between us
01:05:34just tell me what you need
01:05:37I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:05:39a good father
01:05:41just say the word
01:05:47you don't get it
01:05:50you don't get it
01:05:58I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York
01:06:05I won't give up on us
01:06:21are we here
01:06:22yes
01:06:25as much as I don't want us to be
01:06:27we're back
01:06:31Piper
01:06:32sweetie wake up
01:06:33we're home
01:06:38how can she just walk away
01:06:47don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:06:49it's part of the agreement too
01:06:51can I just pay you a little extra and skip it
01:06:54you promise
01:06:56Eva I haven't asked you for much
01:06:58can you do this for me please
01:07:02all right fine
01:07:03when
01:07:05two days
01:07:07I'll come pick you up
01:07:08no need
01:07:09just send me the address on me either
01:07:17I know you and mommy thought
01:07:20but she still really likes you
01:07:22so don't give up okay daddy
01:07:24thank you sweetie
01:07:25if there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:07:28I always fight for the ones I love
01:07:50he was meeting my mother today
01:07:52time to finally tell her the truth
01:07:55boss
01:07:56boss
01:08:00lady and gentlemen
01:08:01I am so sorry
01:08:04I need to go win back my family
01:08:05family
01:08:06boss you okay
01:08:08never better
01:08:11go get her Max
01:08:16give it your best smile
01:08:18ah there he is
01:08:20Maximus darling
01:08:22I have some prospects for you
01:08:25nice high society girls from the city
01:08:30oh
01:08:33I told you I already found the woman I love
01:08:42Maximus stop this
01:08:44that evil woman is scamming your son
01:08:48tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:50and I'll find you another
01:08:51you are heir to the Harrison dynasty
01:08:55no I'm not
01:08:57I work in waste management
01:09:00and I'm a secret crime boss
01:09:03I'm Eva's husband
01:09:04and I'm a father
01:09:07what
01:09:22that's her
01:09:23the woman who got my son
01:09:25head over heels
01:09:27hi welcome in
01:09:29can I help you find something
01:09:31I want to try those
01:09:36awesome I'll get them for you right away
01:09:38are you
01:09:39sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:44no no no
01:09:45I know what I want
01:09:47size 7
01:09:50old baby can't even walk
01:09:52but she wants $3,000 heels
01:09:53come on
01:09:55she wants the white shoes
01:10:01ignore her
01:10:02she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:10:04here let me help you
01:10:05come on
01:10:09she
01:10:11seems kind
01:10:17I shouldn't be that impressed
01:10:19she's just doing her job
01:10:23how do they feel
01:10:24well I love the style
01:10:26but it's too small
01:10:27I think I need a size up
01:10:30maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:34right away
01:10:35I'll be right back
01:10:37she's not only kind
01:10:39she's patient
01:10:40was I wrong about her
01:10:56are you
01:10:57gloomy
01:10:58heel
01:10:58back
01:10:58well who gives a shit
01:11:02she can't walk
01:11:06that's just
01:11:07pure
01:11:08evil
01:11:10oh come on
01:11:12St. Eva
01:11:13she's in a wheelchair
01:11:15who cares
01:11:16it's the last pair
01:11:17I
01:11:18get paid commission
01:11:24I'm not doing that
01:11:26Vanessa
01:11:27see
01:11:29this
01:11:29is your whole problem
01:11:31this
01:11:32is why you'll always
01:11:34be broke
01:11:36I don't care
01:11:37if she can walk
01:11:38or not
01:11:38I'm not selling her
01:11:40joke
01:11:41she has to deal
01:11:42with people like this
01:11:44people who insult
01:11:45her all day
01:11:46I'm
01:11:48your manager
01:11:52sell the old bitty
01:11:54the shoes
01:11:54or you're fired
01:12:02did I stutter
01:12:07you don't have to fire me
01:12:11I quit
01:12:17I don't work here anymore
01:12:20listen
01:12:20don't buy the shoes
01:12:22they're broken
01:12:24spend your heart and money
01:12:25elsewhere okay
01:12:25you're a good person
01:12:27after all
01:12:29looks like I misjudged you
01:12:32I'm sorry
01:12:34why are you still here
01:12:36Eva
01:12:36get out
01:12:43you're not disabled
01:12:44selling a broken heel
01:12:46to someone you thought
01:12:47was handicapped
01:12:48absolutely shameful
01:12:51who are you
01:12:52I am the chairwoman
01:12:54of the Harrison group
01:12:57and the owner of the store
01:13:00you're Eleanor Harrison
01:13:01mother of the CEO
01:13:03I am
01:13:04and you my dear
01:13:06are fired
01:13:08what did I do
01:13:12you are a good person
01:13:14from now on
01:13:16this store is yours to run
01:13:21are you serious
01:13:25that's right
01:13:27don't be nervous child
01:13:28you are professional
01:13:30responsible
01:13:32far better than that
01:13:34two-bit manager
01:13:38you
01:13:39out
01:13:40I'll leave
01:13:44I'm leaving
01:13:47I
01:13:48I
01:13:49I
01:13:49feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:50no
01:13:52don't worry
01:13:53you're getting a promotion
01:13:55you deserve it my dear
01:13:58thank you
01:14:00first assignment
01:14:02I want that row
01:14:03and that row
01:14:05and the entire display case
01:14:08pack it all up
01:14:09and bring it to my house
01:14:11hmm
01:14:11okay
01:14:12yeah
01:14:14once we're home
01:14:16I'll tell her
01:14:17I'm her mother-in-law
01:14:18I can't wait
01:14:19to finally meet
01:14:20my granddaughter
01:14:27she's the mother of the CEO
01:14:29she's the mother of the CEO
01:14:30of course she lives like this
01:14:41Mrs. Harrison
01:14:42I'm here with your delivery
01:14:47Max
01:14:47Eva
01:14:50what are you doing here
01:14:52I uh
01:14:53there you are
01:14:55Eva
01:14:56wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:59my new daughter-in-law
01:15:02what are you
01:15:03that means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:15:11well I tried to tell you but
01:15:13stop
01:15:15and you
01:15:16you lied to me at the store
01:15:19you were both just testing me
01:15:21is this some sick game rich people play
01:15:23I'm sorry Eva
01:15:24I thought you might be using my son
01:15:27just after his money
01:15:28but I was wrong
01:15:29Eva please
01:15:30I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:32not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:36how could you think that of me
01:15:37it's not like that dear
01:15:40Eva what are you talking about
01:15:43mom
01:15:43what did you do
01:15:44I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:47we're not together
01:15:50and I can't love something that was never real
01:15:56I made a horrible mistake
01:15:59what are you waiting for son
01:16:01go after her
01:16:05Eva
01:16:05let me go
01:16:07I swear it's not what you think
01:16:09we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:11stop pretending like you care
01:16:12I'm not pretending
01:16:13I can't fake what we have
01:16:15and everything I've done for you
01:16:17and Piper
01:16:18this is real
01:16:23touch my wife again
01:16:24and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:27Max you came
01:16:28God you weren't driving me
01:16:30fucking insane
01:16:33I'll do whatever it takes
01:16:34to be a good husband
01:16:35a good father
01:16:37just say the word
01:16:41see
01:16:44stop fighting
01:16:47we belong together
01:16:49you're wrong
01:16:51wrong about what
01:16:53that you care
01:16:55or we belong together
01:16:56look I already told you
01:16:57we're from two completely different worlds
01:17:00now I held up my end of the deal
01:17:02and I met your mother
01:17:02like we discussed
01:17:04I want a fake divorce
01:17:05from my fake cousin
01:17:09Eva
01:17:13Eva
01:17:15I'm sorry Maximus
01:17:17walking away is the only choice I have
01:17:26ow
01:17:27are you okay mommy
01:17:29yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:17:31come here
01:17:40no you're not fine
01:17:42you're sad
01:17:45I'm okay sweetie
01:17:48I miss daddy too
01:17:53I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:58don't you want to be with him
01:18:01oh bug
01:18:03you're right
01:18:05what am I doing
01:18:06running like a coward
01:18:09I always taught you to be brave
01:18:12now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:18:15I believe in you
01:18:16what are you gonna do mommy
01:18:19I know exactly what to say to him
01:18:24Maximus deserves to know
01:18:26Piper is his daughter
01:18:33enough sulking
01:18:35go get your wife
01:18:36and my grandbaby back
01:18:38don't you think I want to
01:18:40she doesn't want me
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:44your daughter is still out there
01:18:46you can't abandon her
01:18:47mom you don't get it
01:18:49I made a deal with Eva
01:18:51to play my wife
01:18:52and Piper she was
01:18:54an added bonus
01:18:57what are you talking about
01:18:58I already ran a DNA test
01:19:02Piper is your daughter
01:19:03what
01:19:04see for yourself
01:19:12I was right
01:19:13seven years ago
01:19:15moon years
01:19:16that woman was Eva
01:19:28Eva
01:19:30hey
01:19:32daddy
01:19:34daddy
01:19:34Piper
01:19:37oh
01:19:37I missed you so much
01:19:40sweetheart
01:19:46you came back
01:19:49I
01:19:52don't forget to be brave mommy
01:20:00I
01:20:01I
01:20:01I
01:20:02I
01:20:02I was scared
01:20:03but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:06because what we have is real
01:20:08and it's worth fighting for
01:20:11sweetheart I have
01:20:13something to tell you
01:20:14I have something to tell you too
01:20:18I appreciate your daughter
01:20:20you knew
01:20:22my sweet granddaughter
01:20:24mama
01:20:25oh
01:20:28I just found out for sure
01:20:30a few minutes ago
01:20:30but you've known this whole time
01:20:32I was scared
01:20:34okay I didn't know
01:20:35if you were going to take her from me
01:20:36I didn't know
01:20:37how you were feeling
01:20:39how could you not know
01:20:40how I felt
01:20:52I love you Eva
01:20:56I love you too
01:20:58I promise
01:20:59for the rest of my life
01:21:00I'm going to make it up to you
01:21:03as long as we're together
01:21:05it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:16will you marry me Eva
01:21:19for real this time
01:21:21yes
01:21:22yes of course
01:21:23I'll marry you
01:21:28yes
01:21:29hi
01:21:37looks like you're stuck with me
01:21:38the next Christmas
01:21:39and the Christmas after that
01:21:40and forever
01:21:44I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:51who's that?
01:21:53Eva!
01:21:56take me back
01:21:58I'm sorry
01:21:59I struck your tire
01:22:04looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:06again
01:22:09no?
01:22:11not funny?
01:22:11but I literally
01:22:11I don't know
01:22:12but I just
01:22:12I'm sorry
01:22:12I think I'm a citizenause
01:22:14to
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