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The Aristocratic Heiress from the Countryside - (2026) ✅ FULL EP
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00:00:35Oh, Dad.
00:00:41Hello?
00:00:42Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:45I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:50So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:54Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:59I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:01:03I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:01:06You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:07What?
00:01:08But you can't.
00:01:10I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:14Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:15You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:19This is bad.
00:01:20You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:22She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:32Come on, Lexi.
00:01:47So, girls, what are we going to do for our break today?
00:01:52Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:56But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:59I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:02:03But this has to be newer and more special.
00:02:07So, what's something we've never done before?
00:02:10Mushrooms?
00:02:11No, not like that.
00:02:13Like something nice.
00:02:15Like maybe a trip.
00:02:16Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:18No.
00:02:22Sorry, Sue, I have a date.
00:02:23Uh, so do I.
00:02:26Sorry, Sue.
00:02:27Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:29We'll figure it out.
00:02:42Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:44Yeah, sure.
00:02:47Here you go.
00:02:49No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:51I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:55I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:03:01Oh, Jake.
00:03:06Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:03:09Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:03:11When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:03:14The best night of my life.
00:03:16It will be, I promise.
00:03:18It will always be amazing, with you and me, together.
00:03:31Jake, no, I have to go.
00:03:33I have to work on my art project.
00:03:36You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have taken
00:03:40more math.
00:03:42Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:46This Saturday?
00:03:47Of course.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:54Okay, bye.
00:04:08Oh, baby, you're so hot.
00:04:10I'm going to do you so good.
00:04:11Oh, yeah, baby.
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:13What was your name again?
00:04:15Rod.
00:04:16Sex guy.
00:04:20Ah.
00:04:21Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:04:26Yeah, right, I bet.
00:04:34Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:38Oh, no.
00:04:39Does not compute.
00:04:41Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:47Oh, huh.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51When did you get home?
00:04:53So, is it true?
00:04:54Yes, it is.
00:04:56It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:05:01I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:05:09So, I just think it's the right time.
00:05:12Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:05:17On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:05:19Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th, eight, maybe.
00:05:29Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:36I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:46But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:48We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:52I know it's like, oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:56It's not Jake.
00:05:58It's the male ideal.
00:06:01Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:06:05Right.
00:06:07Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:06:09Being in it kind of sucks.
00:06:10I'm not really an artist.
00:06:12Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:06:14The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:06:19And I'm just not ready yet.
00:06:21I'm waiting for a sign.
00:06:23And then I'll know it's right.
00:06:24Look, I can go either way.
00:06:26I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:06:32I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:06:35Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:06:39But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:44You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:52Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:54I'm going to church to pray for you.
00:06:57I want to be first in line.
00:07:00I'm getting this.
00:07:02Yeah, me too.
00:07:12Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:07:15It's been four days since my last confession.
00:07:17I accused myself of the following sins.
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:22Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this,
00:07:25but it's about sex.
00:07:29Mm-hmm.
00:07:31I mean, not me.
00:07:32I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:07:35Mm-hmm.
00:07:37I've never even seen a guy as...
00:07:39Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:07:42But I was dressing him up as Jesus,
00:07:45and I wanted to see his thing,
00:07:47but there was nothing there.
00:07:51Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:53My best friends.
00:07:56They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:59Okay.
00:08:00Third base.
00:08:02What?
00:08:03No.
00:08:04Like, sex.
00:08:05Like, intercourse?
00:08:07With boys, they barely even know.
00:08:09I mean, they really need us intervention,
00:08:11if you know what I mean.
00:08:12All the way.
00:08:13Go all the way.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17What?
00:08:21How could you do so?
00:08:24You're a bad, bad person.
00:08:28What?
00:08:35Yes.
00:08:36Yes.
00:08:37Run.
00:08:38Run.
00:08:39Home route.
00:08:42Damn it.
00:08:45Fuck you, Yankees.
00:08:49Sorry.
00:09:13Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:09:16What do you have a little consideration?
00:09:18I'm trying to sleep.
00:09:21Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:09:25I have an announcement to make.
00:09:26I want to do it.
00:09:29Do you hear me?
00:09:30I want to do it.
00:09:32This weekend.
00:09:34On our birthday.
00:09:36Do what?
00:09:38It.
00:09:39Screw.
00:09:40Screwing, boning, making beasts with two backs.
00:09:44You know, shagging.
00:09:45Fucking.
00:09:48You do.
00:09:50Uh, but what about all your religious stuff?
00:09:53And, um, what about your sign from heaven?
00:09:56Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:09:58Really?
00:10:00Well, okay, great.
00:10:03We're all in then.
00:10:05So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:10:09Right?
00:10:10Right.
00:10:12Right.
00:10:13We'll start making the shopping list.
00:10:24Hey, Frank.
00:10:26Hi, Sue.
00:10:28Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:32Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:10:33Yeah, he's blind.
00:10:35Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:10:42Wait, wait, bye.
00:10:44Hey.
00:10:45Um, I was wondering.
00:10:47We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:10:49It's for our birthdays.
00:10:51Do you want to come?
00:10:52Do you think he can see at me short?
00:11:07Well, my house looks done.
00:11:10Tomorrow's a big day.
00:11:12We finally turn 18.
00:11:13And finally lose our virginity.
00:11:16Well, we better get our baby sleep because the party starts tomorrow at two.
00:11:20So, okay.
00:11:21We know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:11:23Jake.
00:11:24And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:11:26But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:11:28It's a pot of your chair.
00:11:29It's easy.
00:11:30I've known for the past six years.
00:11:32Ever since catechism.
00:11:36What the fuck is catechism?
00:11:38I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:50My soulmate.
00:11:53Chris?
00:11:55Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:12:00I mean...
00:12:01What?
00:12:01No.
00:12:02Chris is perfect.
00:12:03He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:12:07Plus, his name's Chris.
00:12:08It's a sign.
00:12:09Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16He does not.
00:12:17Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:12:19He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:12:22With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:12:26Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:12:29Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:12:32Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:12:35See you in the morning.
00:12:44I knew it would happen someday.
00:12:45I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:12:57I just didn't expect it to happen.
00:13:20You're so perfect.
00:13:58I knew that's what I look like.
00:14:18Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:14:37Tomorrow's the day.
00:15:01Oh, my gosh.
00:15:02They're coming.
00:15:04Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:15:09Ew, why?
00:15:11It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:15:13It's going to be really sexy.
00:15:15I'm going to surprise you.
00:15:16You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:15:18He's going to be really sexy.
00:15:20It's stupid.
00:15:21Just screw him.
00:15:23That's what he wants.
00:15:24That's what all guys want.
00:15:25Who hurt you as a child?
00:15:27Oh, Christ.
00:15:28And I have your mouth, too.
00:15:31Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:15:36You're an idiot.
00:15:37A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:15:42Guys, seriously, come on.
00:15:43Hurry up.
00:15:49Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:15:52I love it.
00:15:55Um, you should put that down, though, because it's, like, it's very fragile.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:16:00Set it down.
00:16:01Hurry up.
00:16:05Those are your anal beads, right?
00:16:07Yeah.
00:16:07All right, let's go.
00:16:25All right, let's go.
00:16:28Whoa, is this part of the house?
00:16:30Whoa!
00:16:31Hold up.
00:16:34Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:16:35Oh, a tack of the wet t-shirt.
00:16:37It's nice.
00:16:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:16:39It's going to be.
00:16:40Oh, fuck.
00:16:43Ah, fuck.
00:16:44Check, check, check, check, check.
00:16:48Happy birthday, Lex.
00:16:51No, Joanna, we said no.
00:16:53Yes.
00:16:54That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:16:59And the other one is edible mystical joy.
00:17:02Oh, how did you know?
00:17:04I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:17:12Poster, such a cutie.
00:17:15Please don't touch my service time.
00:17:18All right, sorry.
00:17:19Are you okay now?
00:17:20Yeah, I'm fine.
00:17:21Okay, see you later.
00:17:26I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:17:28This is crazy.
00:17:29Oh, Jake.
00:17:30Hi.
00:17:32Hey, Ben.
00:17:33Happy birthday.
00:17:36Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:39What?
00:17:40You want a beer?
00:17:44No.
00:17:48Oh, hon.
00:17:50Come here.
00:17:54I have your present here.
00:17:55I'll give it to you later.
00:17:57The time's right.
00:17:59You didn't have to give me anything.
00:18:02And I have a present for you that I want you to wrap later.
00:18:08Hey, bro, we need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:18:13Oh, a bed.
00:18:18All right, this is my man right here.
00:18:20Hey.
00:18:21Hey.
00:18:21How you doing?
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:32Check it out.
00:18:35Dare me?
00:18:56you guys see Cheryl oh all right okay I'll see you guys later
00:19:07by the end of the day I will be motorboating those kitties they're fake anyways who cares okay
00:19:21oh dude dude I'm blind you fucking asshole
00:19:28Sue no it's your birthday here let me Joanna no just go enjoy the party
00:19:34come on open hey do my lips look any plumper I put this stuff on but I can't really feel
00:19:43anything yet have you guys seen Jake I haven't seen him anywhere it just like disappeared
00:20:02are these real of course they are
00:20:06all right um I think he's around or something maybe upstairs on my birthday present that's
00:20:23probably where you went liquid courage yeah at a girl
00:20:35vodka cranberry surely simple
00:20:40well I guess it's now or never I gotta go meet Rob Sue are you okay Sue relax
00:20:50they're just guys okay nothing to be scared of seriously you're gonna be fine is Chris here
00:21:02wow it's even worse in person isn't it no he does not have gay things I'm gonna prove it to
00:21:09you I'm gonna do it
00:21:16wow it's even worse in person isn't it
00:21:19no he does not have gay things I'm gonna prove it to you I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do
00:21:26this good luck hey you can do this just act like a slut just pretend you're Lexi
00:21:41I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it
00:21:48I'm gonna do it
00:21:48yeah my favorite chapter is Psalm and Glory
00:21:52Chris hi can I talk to you
00:21:55huh
00:21:56uh in private
00:21:59no
00:22:00no
00:22:00no
00:22:01no
00:22:01no
00:22:02no
00:22:02no
00:22:03no
00:22:04no
00:22:05no
00:22:05no
00:22:14hey Lexi
00:22:15hey Lexi
00:22:16what?
00:22:18Chris
00:22:19you're so sexy
00:22:22ever since you played Jesus at camp I've just
00:22:25I've known that we were meant to be together
00:22:29I really want to
00:22:32oh what are you doing?
00:22:35is that wrong?
00:22:36Sue
00:22:36what's gotten into you?
00:22:38nothing
00:22:39I'm sorry I don't know how to do this Sue Sue Sue Sue I understand these urges and you
00:22:53know I like you too really you do I do I really do I like you too really you do
00:23:05I
00:23:05do I really do it's just I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man right
00:23:16Lexi said you were Jesus oh Batman of course what did you think oh nothing
00:23:25so we can still do this then Sue you know for me when I think about that man who died
00:23:38for our sins
00:23:39when I think about him up there on that cross so helpless yet so muscular with his strong
00:23:50thighs cross over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth growing so hot so sweaty
00:24:05under that hot hot Sun I just feel such compassion I think about those things too so you understand
00:24:16why I can't do this not really I just find it too hard it is to give in to carnal
00:24:27pleasure when
00:24:28he sacrificed so much for us so
00:24:43I'm gonna go out there right Andy we're gonna tell you 30 months
00:24:47hey Ty
00:24:48whoa
00:24:50have you seen Jake?
00:24:52uh no no
00:24:53all right
00:24:58okay all right focus focus focus
00:25:07oh there he is
00:25:11oh he got me the puppy that I wanted
00:25:28how could he?
00:25:33so what happened did you guys do it?
00:25:37Sue he doesn't want me because he's gay no he's not he just really loves Jesus oh come on Sue
00:25:47the only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you look
00:25:53the only way you're gonna find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of
00:25:59woman you really are deep inside what?
00:26:04well you guys come with me
00:26:06where to meet your dark side
00:26:08where to meet your dark side
00:26:16out everyone out
00:26:27Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face-to-face.
00:26:44I really can't. I really don't think I can do this.
00:26:49I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:26:55I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:27:00Sue?
00:27:01Sue? Can you see it?
00:27:05Sue.
00:27:09I'm almost... I'm almost there.
00:27:19What? What? Sue, what happened? What did you see?
00:27:23A raccoon?
00:27:25What? You overshot it. Aim the mirror further up.
00:27:37I can't. Please don't make me do that again.
00:27:40Okay, fine. Fine. I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:27:47What? You really need an orgasm. Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else
00:27:54when you've never even had it with yourself. This really has to be your first step.
00:27:58Alex, I'm waiting. Coming. Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer. Just find it and use it.
00:28:06Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:28:09It's black. It vibrates.
00:28:11Yes. Come on, Rod. Let's go to Sue's room.
00:28:18And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:28:32Hey, cutie! Cutie!
00:28:40Bullseye!
00:28:42Oh, yeah!
00:28:46Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.
00:28:51Good boy. Straighten up.
00:28:54Good boy. Good boy.
00:28:56He knows over a hundred commands.
00:29:00I'm sorry. I can't see anything.
00:29:02That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:29:05What a bitch.
00:29:06Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:29:11Ah!
00:29:14Ah!
00:29:17Ah!
00:29:19Ah!
00:29:21Ah!
00:29:24Where are you?
00:29:39Oh, shit.
00:29:45What's wrong with this thing?
00:29:49Nice shot.
00:29:52Direct hit.
00:30:07Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:30:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:30:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:30:15For sure?
00:30:17I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:30:20so maybe, maybe it's my fault.
00:30:21That's no excuse.
00:30:23He's a dirtbag.
00:30:24How dare he?
00:30:25No, it's awful.
00:30:27I mean, I-I thought I was gonna marry him.
00:30:36It's a text.
00:30:37It's-it's from him.
00:30:38Um, I can't bear myself to read it.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:41Uh, he's looking for you.
00:30:42He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:30:45Oh, I can't face him.
00:30:47Um, I have to go.
00:30:48I'm going.
00:30:49No, you can't just leave.
00:30:51Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:30:54I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:30:57He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:31:00Either way, it's bullshit.
00:31:02I see only one option.
00:31:05I'm leaving.
00:31:06Revenge sex.
00:31:08Re-I mean, what?
00:31:09What does that even mean?
00:31:10It means you find a guy,
00:31:11you screw his brains out,
00:31:13and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:18Revenge sex.
00:31:19Re-I mean, what?
00:31:21What does that even mean?
00:31:21It means you find a guy,
00:31:23you screw his brains out,
00:31:24and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:27But he-I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:31:29He doesn't even care about me.
00:31:30I mean, why would-
00:31:31He's just into other girls.
00:31:33Trust me, he'll care.
00:31:36Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him.
00:31:38To his ego.
00:31:40Just screw someone else
00:31:41when you've never even had sex with him.
00:31:44Especially if it's with someone smarter,
00:31:46better looking,
00:31:47and with a bigger dick.
00:31:50No, I-I couldn't.
00:31:52Plus, I mean, there's-
00:31:53there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:31:56Eric!
00:31:57He's perfect!
00:31:58Eric Hall?
00:32:00Are you kidding?
00:32:01I mean,
00:32:02he wouldn't even be into me.
00:32:04He likes your type.
00:32:05Really?
00:32:06And what type is that?
00:32:07He's bloody.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10Trust me, he's amazing.
00:32:12I fooled around with him once.
00:32:13He has this great tongue ring.
00:32:15Oh, no.
00:32:16I can never fool around
00:32:18with somebody you fooled around with.
00:32:19Okay, then.
00:32:20Fine.
00:32:21We will find someone else.
00:32:23Someone that I haven't
00:32:25fooled around with.
00:32:30Okay, what does it matter?
00:32:31That I fooled around with him.
00:32:32I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:32:35No, I just couldn't do it.
00:32:37Fine.
00:32:38If you want to live the rest of your life
00:32:40knowing that you had one chance
00:32:41to do the right thing,
00:32:42to make your boyfriend feel like
00:32:44a total worthless piece of garbage
00:32:46and possibly even scar him
00:32:47with the rest of his existence,
00:32:49and you chose not to do it,
00:32:51go ahead.
00:32:52But honestly,
00:32:53I don't know how you'll be able
00:32:54to live with yourself.
00:32:56I don't know.
00:33:00But honestly,
00:33:01I don't know how you'll be able
00:33:02to live with yourself.
00:33:04I don't know.
00:33:06Trust me.
00:33:07It's going to work.
00:33:09Okay.
00:33:14I will intercept Jake
00:33:15and get him upstairs.
00:33:18Hi, Cheryl.
00:33:19Okay, enough to chat with her.
00:33:22Oh, no.
00:33:35Hey.
00:33:37Happy birthday.
00:33:40Thanks.
00:34:03Have you guys seen Jake?
00:34:09So,
00:34:12happy birthday.
00:34:15Uh,
00:34:16do you know that
00:34:17most people think
00:34:18that the happy birthday song
00:34:19was from Britain?
00:34:21But it's actually from us.
00:34:22U.S.
00:34:24America?
00:34:27United States?
00:34:28I know where we live.
00:34:30Right.
00:34:31Of course.
00:34:39Hey, Jesus, Erica,
00:34:45are you going to make
00:34:45your move or not?
00:34:47Oh, you want me to move?
00:34:48Yeah, no,
00:34:48I can totally move.
00:34:49I just...
00:34:50No, you're fine.
00:35:04Jake!
00:35:08So, Eric,
00:35:09do you want to do it or not?
00:35:11Oh,
00:35:12I'm sorry.
00:35:13It?
00:35:13What, um...
00:35:15it, like monkey boning
00:35:18and, like,
00:35:19pigs in a blanket
00:35:20get real nasty?
00:35:22Oh!
00:35:24Oh, you mean, like,
00:35:26uh,
00:35:27right now?
00:35:28I mean, well,
00:35:30yeah,
00:35:31you know,
00:35:31the sooner the better.
00:35:34Yeah, sure.
00:35:35I mean,
00:35:35yeah, of course.
00:35:36Um,
00:35:37I just never realized
00:35:38that you...
00:35:39I mean...
00:35:41whew.
00:35:43Uh...
00:35:45It's just...
00:35:47You're so...
00:35:50You're so beautiful.
00:35:52Okay, um...
00:35:53Hmm?
00:35:54Uh, no kissing.
00:35:57Right, um,
00:35:58of course.
00:36:00Sorry.
00:36:05So, um...
00:36:06Do you wanna unwrap me?
00:36:09Oh, wow.
00:36:10Uh,
00:36:11you're wrapped up
00:36:11like a Hot Pocket
00:36:12or a leftover
00:36:13macaroni and cheese.
00:36:15Now that you're left over,
00:36:16you're not.
00:36:17Uh,
00:36:18you're fresh.
00:36:21Now that you're left over,
00:36:23you're not.
00:36:24Uh,
00:36:25you're fresh.
00:36:26Organic.
00:36:28Yep.
00:36:31So, the wrap.
00:36:32Right.
00:36:35Um...
00:36:36Uh, where's the, uh...
00:36:37It's, uh, the end is...
00:36:39The edge is, like,
00:36:39right over here.
00:36:40Oh, oh, yeah,
00:36:40here it is.
00:36:41Yeah.
00:36:41That's where I see it.
00:36:42Um, let me just, uh...
00:36:46Ow, ow, ow.
00:36:46Oh, sorry.
00:36:47Sorry, sorry.
00:36:48I, um...
00:36:49It's...
00:36:49It's okay.
00:36:50Here.
00:36:51Do it again.
00:36:53Sorry, I, uh,
00:36:55I bite my nails,
00:36:56so it's a little difficult.
00:36:57You know what?
00:36:57Let me just lay on the bed.
00:37:01Okay.
00:37:06Uh, let me just see.
00:37:10Oh, here it is.
00:37:12I got it.
00:37:12All right.
00:37:13Just, um, pull it.
00:37:14Let me just...
00:37:16Oh, jeez.
00:37:20Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:37:22You okay?
00:37:23Help.
00:37:26Uh...
00:37:27Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:37:28Oh, jeez.
00:37:35Well, that was stupid.
00:37:41Yeah.
00:37:48How are you doing tonight?
00:37:50You having a good time?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52You good?
00:37:53Jake!
00:37:53I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:37:56What?
00:37:57I can't hear you.
00:38:00You know the beer.
00:38:02Chips are so damn salty.
00:38:03Jake!
00:38:04Sorry, we're...
00:38:05Upstairs.
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:07Hold on.
00:38:08Take a piss.
00:38:09Too much beer.
00:38:25Ah.
00:38:27Ah.
00:38:30Ah.
00:38:31Oh!
00:38:42Finally!
00:38:44I, uh...
00:38:45I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:38:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:38:48Um, don't worry about it.
00:38:51What?
00:38:52I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:59Well, okay.
00:39:00Okay.
00:39:16Finally.
00:39:18I, uh...
00:39:19Let me just get the blinds.
00:39:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:39:22Um, don't worry about it.
00:39:25What?
00:39:26I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:39:30Uh-oh.
00:39:33Well, okay.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:35Um.
00:39:42Um,
00:39:48Um...
00:40:00Um...
00:40:24What are you doing?
00:40:26Uh, I think it's time, you know, to...
00:40:32Do it.
00:40:34Um, not yet. More foreplay.
00:40:36Huh? Oh.
00:40:45So good.
00:40:47Oh.
00:40:49Yep.
00:40:50Oh, my God.
00:40:53Draw, draw, draw.
00:40:55What? What? What?
00:40:56Ah, ah, ah.
00:40:57Ah, dear.
00:40:58Oh, my God. Lockjaw, lockjaw.
00:41:01Is that even a thing?
00:41:03I don't know.
00:41:06Ah.
00:41:07Are you okay?
00:41:11No, no, no, no. It's, uh...
00:41:14It's fine. I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:41:17I... It's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:41:24Are you sure you're okay?
00:41:26Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
00:41:28Okay, great. Have fun.
00:41:29Oh.
00:41:36Now. Now, let's do it now.
00:41:38No, not yet. Not yet.
00:41:42All right.
00:41:42All right, I'm gonna come.
00:41:43I'm gonna come.
00:41:44Are you ready?
00:41:45Not yet. Not yet.
00:41:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:47No, no, no, no, no, not yet.
00:41:49Lexi! Lexi!
00:41:50Oh, shit.
00:41:51Oh.
00:41:55No, no, no, not yet.
00:41:57Lexi! Lexi!
00:41:58Oh, shit.
00:41:59Oh.
00:42:01No means no.
00:42:02Huh? Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:42:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:42:05It's been a really long time, and I just, I haven't announced base for anything.
00:42:13Uh-oh.
00:42:16Oh, hey, Jake.
00:42:20How are you doing?
00:42:22How are we doing?
00:42:23Good.
00:42:24Eric?
00:42:25Come.
00:42:26Eric, help me. I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:42:30Excuse me.
00:42:35Cheryl's in here.
00:42:41Sup, bro?
00:42:42What the fuck is...
00:42:46Hey, wait!
00:42:48Lex.
00:42:49Hey, still wait.
00:42:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:59I can't see.
00:42:59I'm blind.
00:43:00I'm blind.
00:43:02Damn it.
00:43:03I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:43:06Hey, you.
00:43:09You better stop making fun of the blind, or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:43:13Help!
00:43:16I'm so sorry.
00:43:17I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:43:20Help!
00:43:45Oh, man.
00:43:46Oh, man.
00:43:47This party's ass.
00:43:52Yeah!
00:43:57This just isn't working.
00:44:00Nothing.
00:44:01It's the big deal about these vibrators anyway.
00:44:07I can care of you, man. The lock sticks.
00:44:09Spark it up! Yes!
00:44:15Oh, man!
00:44:17I love this game!
00:44:18Boilet controllers, we gotta play.
00:44:20Here, here, here.
00:44:21Okay, let me find another one.
00:44:25Woo!
00:44:28Look at this!
00:44:29Oh, my God!
00:44:31You, you, you!
00:44:33Get that thing away!
00:44:34Jesus!
00:44:43Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:44:44Yeah!
00:44:46Wasn't me!
00:44:51Whoa!
00:44:52Whoa!
00:44:53Nice!
00:44:55Are you sitting on it or something?
00:44:59Hey, you found the grenade launcher!
00:45:00Nice!
00:45:01Nice!
00:45:14Do you have the extra controller?
00:45:27Whoa!
00:45:30You are the controller!
00:45:32Whoa!
00:45:32No!
00:45:33I just...
00:45:33I didn't...
00:45:35I swear...
00:45:36All right!
00:45:47All right!
00:45:48All right!
00:45:49All right!
00:45:49All right!
00:45:49Hey, Sue!
00:45:51What are you doing, man?
00:45:54It's okay.
00:45:55Um...
00:45:55Hey, Sue!
00:46:08Hey!
00:46:09Didn't you hear me calling you?
00:46:10Yeah!
00:46:11I just needed to...
00:46:12Um...
00:46:13Oh!
00:46:14Sure!
00:46:16Listen, Sue...
00:46:18I...
00:46:18I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:46:21You were?
00:46:23You mean...
00:46:25Yeah.
00:46:29So you think we should give it a try?
00:46:33Can we go get a drink?
00:46:38Wow!
00:46:39Um...
00:46:39Your...
00:46:39Toilet's really...
00:46:41Oh...
00:46:42You...
00:46:43You know what?
00:46:44I gotta go!
00:46:45Um...
00:46:46Happy birthday!
00:46:47Uh, no!
00:46:47No, there wasn't!
00:46:48I didn't...
00:46:49Oh, God!
00:46:50Never mind!
00:46:54I'll be the love
00:46:56It's the end of the world
00:46:58Practic!
00:47:00Practic!
00:47:01Practic!
00:47:02Practic!
00:47:03I'll be...
00:47:04This is the worst idea ever.
00:47:07Never going to have sex.
00:47:09Ow!
00:47:31Hello?
00:47:32A little attention here.
00:47:34Oh, yeah.
00:47:35Sorry.
00:47:41Lex.
00:47:43Don't be selfish.
00:47:44Oh, right.
00:47:45Sorry.
00:47:46Bye.
00:47:59Ugh.
00:48:00Jeez.
00:48:02Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:48:05Too much fucking multitasking.
00:48:08Screw it.
00:48:20What?
00:48:30Haha.
00:48:31Haha.
00:48:33Ha!
00:48:34What!
00:48:41Ow!
00:48:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, that was bad, that was so bad.
00:49:12Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:49:17I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:49:23Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:49:27Yes, it does.
00:49:29So you're JJ?
00:49:31Uh-uh.
00:49:56Hello. Welcome to 1900 Confess. Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:50:02A nun.
00:50:03Please punch in your credit card number.
00:50:10Please hold.
00:50:12Oh, my goodness.
00:50:171900 Confession. How may I be of service?
00:50:19It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:50:25One day.
00:50:28Ow!
00:50:34Is that too long?
00:50:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:50:38Go on.
00:50:39Um, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately. Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:50:47What's your problem?
00:50:48A washing machine touched her.
00:50:52Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:50:56All right, freak, time's up.
00:50:58What? But what do I do?
00:51:00Just unplug the thing.
00:51:02No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:51:04Orgasm.
00:51:05Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:51:09I'm serious!
00:51:11Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:51:15I'll tell you this.
00:51:17Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:51:20No contritions?
00:51:22You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.
00:51:26So, the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:51:30Like, morning, afternoon, night?
00:51:33Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:51:37Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:51:39Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:51:42Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:51:46He sure is. Now run along.
00:51:51Wow.
00:51:53How do you know all that?
00:51:55Because I'm a nun.
00:51:57Now eat my pussy, bitch!
00:52:00Huh. Accidental masturbation.
00:52:02Who'da think?
00:52:13Revenge sex.
00:52:14What a stupid fucking idiot.
00:52:17God, I'm getting out of here.
00:52:21Yeah, admit it.
00:52:22I've got no game.
00:52:24I guess I can scare you.
00:52:26I guess I don't feel for you.
00:52:31I'm a fucking douchebag.
00:52:34Damn it.
00:52:36Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:52:39You go, girl.
00:52:41What?
00:52:43What are you doing here?
00:52:45We needed someplace private.
00:52:47But hey, listen.
00:52:49If you're serious about getting laid.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:52If you want someone great.
00:52:53I mean, really, the best ever.
00:52:58No offense.
00:53:00Frank.
00:53:00The blind guy?
00:53:02Really?
00:53:03I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:53:07I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:53:10It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:53:13It was like we used all our senses.
00:53:16Everything.
00:53:19If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:53:23All right.
00:53:30What about him?
00:53:32Jeremy.
00:53:33Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:53:36I think I fooled around with him once.
00:53:38I didn't know his last name, though.
00:53:41It's Jones.
00:53:43Jeremy Jones.
00:53:44Oh, this all makes sense.
00:53:46Excuse me.
00:53:49Jeremy.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:51Hey.
00:53:52Who's on the phone?
00:53:54Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:53:56You'll meet her.
00:53:57I'll sit here in like an hour.
00:53:58Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:54:14Oh.
00:54:15Hi, Frank.
00:54:17Sit.
00:54:22Oh, you meant...
00:54:23You meant the dog.
00:54:27Relax.
00:54:30You need to relax and calm down.
00:54:42Oh, I'm, I'm relaxed and fine.
00:54:45Why are you biting your nail?
00:54:47I'm not.
00:54:51How did you know that?
00:54:55Corner.
00:55:00Sit.
00:55:02Roll over.
00:55:06Oh, you mean me.
00:55:10Roll over.
00:55:14Oh, you mean me.
00:55:16Oh, how do you...
00:55:18How do you want me to...
00:55:20Just lay down.
00:55:33Oh, I...
00:55:34Oh, I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
00:55:37I'm considering it a teachable moment.
00:55:39Okay.
00:55:43Oh.
00:55:46See me with your hands.
00:55:52All right.
00:55:55Uh...
00:56:01You know, I should really...
00:56:03I have a boyfriend, and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:56:05Really.
00:56:19Mmm, peanut butter.
00:56:21All right.
00:56:37All right.
00:56:38All right.
00:56:42All right.
00:57:10You
00:57:10No, man, give me two my chips home boy. Oh, give me two, man my chips
00:57:21My chips guys, why are you making such a mess? Sorry
00:57:35It's just a case of accidental masturbation
00:57:37Please
00:57:52Okay, everybody out
00:57:54Leave I have to back
00:58:10You're not even getting the chips they're over here. I see some dust over here
00:58:21There's so much dust on this floor
00:58:24This is a dirty floor
00:58:26Such a dirty
00:58:29Dirty
00:58:30Floor
00:58:31There's so much dust over here
00:58:34I see you guys
00:58:52I see you guys
00:59:00I see you guys
00:59:01I see you guys
00:59:09Frankie oh my oh what
00:59:20stop Frank stop teasing Frank
00:59:26I'm sorry man we're just looking for a place to finish this road
00:59:30oh I heard something you want to join us
00:59:47Frank Frank are we gonna do something soon
00:59:52bro you are too funny
00:59:56thanks man oh this is some good stuff I haven't smoked since junior high
01:00:01dude I haven't stopped smoking since junior high
01:00:04wait wait I feel like I was supposed to be doing something
01:00:11damn I really can't remember this is some good shit
01:00:33oh no you're the devil no more
01:00:42JJ Jeremy you have to remember that amazing time we had together don't you
01:00:48please Lex I can't I mean I got a girlfriend I really like this girl
01:00:55fine it's just so sad because I'm wearing this
01:01:00coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties
01:01:05with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation
01:01:17we've got like 30 minutes before she gets here perfect
01:01:25before she gets here perfect
01:01:46what what's wrong I can't I can't get it in
01:01:52just try down there it's like desert down there it's sandpaper
01:01:57okay I get the picture just try it again
01:02:04no why is this happening
01:02:06we fooled around before I was dripping wet I came like four times remember
01:02:11just do what you did then go on
01:02:14I already did my thing I already tried
01:02:18what what what is different this time
01:02:21I don't know last time
01:02:27I honestly don't even know what you're talking about
01:02:29what
01:02:32you're not JJ
01:02:34but your name is Jeremy Jones how can you not be JJ
01:02:39who the hell is this JJ
01:02:42where are you going
01:02:44we're not done here I can still do this I just need a little bit of work
01:02:47I can do this
01:02:49I don't need JJ I don't need anyone else
01:02:52we can do this
01:02:55go team
01:03:00what just keep going
01:03:07shit
01:03:19where's Jeremy
01:03:21we were just you know
01:03:25hey babe
01:03:26just working out
01:03:31how could you you bastard
01:03:37you might want to
01:03:39what
01:03:41what
01:03:47Mariela
01:03:49Mariela
01:03:49you know those aren't mine
01:03:51at least not all of them
01:03:55what is wrong with you
01:04:00what is wrong with you
01:04:03used to be so pure
01:04:06well no more
01:04:07that's it
01:04:07really
01:04:09that's the last one
01:04:18what's wrong with you
01:04:23that's it
01:04:24what's wrong with you
01:04:25you
01:04:25you
01:04:25you
01:04:25you
01:04:37you
01:04:42Cheryl? What is it? What are you doing down here?
01:04:51Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
01:04:56What? Why? Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog and...
01:05:02Honey, it's gonna be okay.
01:05:05No, it's not okay. God. And you know whose fault it is?
01:05:12I'm sorry. It's Jake's. Jake's fault. That blind, cheating bastard.
01:05:18Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.
01:05:22Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him. I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
01:05:29Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
01:05:31You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
01:05:34Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.
01:05:39Yeah.
01:05:41You know, you might wanna...
01:05:43You need to look hot while you break up with him.
01:05:46Yeah, you're right.
01:05:48Why am I wearing a sheet?
01:05:49I know.
01:05:56I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I get shy around beautiful women like you.
01:06:05I got no game.
01:06:13It's not important.
01:06:26It's not important.
01:06:27Hey, um...
01:06:29Eric, I can't talk right now.
01:06:30No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
01:06:33Really, Eric, I can't right now. I'm sorry.
01:06:35No, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I wanna make
01:06:42it up to you.
01:06:43Eric, really?
01:06:44I don't care. It's fine.
01:06:46No, but I do.
01:06:47I mean, I do. I care.
01:06:49Sure.
01:06:51I haven't known how to tell you.
01:06:53Maybe because, uh, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:06:57But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime.
01:07:03Soon.
01:07:04Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.
01:07:08Really?
01:07:09Eric, you're shy. You have no game.
01:07:13No, not really.
01:07:17Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.
01:07:23Okay. Alright.
01:07:26I, uh...
01:07:28Happy birthday, then.
01:07:41I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss your...
01:07:53I'll give you...
01:08:06Here I come, baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:08:13Oh, stop. We can't do this.
01:08:17Oh, goddammit, not again.
01:08:18Oh, no, um...
01:08:19Honey, happy...
01:08:23What the fuck is this?
01:08:24Who the hell are you, dude?
01:08:26Okay, guys, don't.
01:08:31Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:08:36Oh, gee, Cheryl, you're...
01:08:39I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:08:42Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:08:45You couldn't find me?
01:08:47What about all those girls' vaginas you were in
01:08:50or your penis getting sucked?
01:08:52Cheryl, honey...
01:08:54No, no.
01:08:54You can work this out.
01:08:56Baby, I love you.
01:08:58Jake, no, you have to go.
01:08:59Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:09:01I promise.
01:09:02No, Jake, I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:09:05Cheryl, come on.
01:09:06No, Jake, please, just go, just go.
01:09:09I'm sorry.
01:09:10You're a harmless bitch!
01:09:12How can you do it?
01:09:14Yay! You did it.
01:09:16I'm so proud of you.
01:09:17You got your revenge sex.
01:09:19You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:09:21Revenge sex?
01:09:24It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:09:27Right.
01:09:30That'll make sense now.
01:09:32Wow.
01:09:33Wow.
01:09:33I feel really stupid.
01:09:36Eric, I'm really, I'm really sorry.
01:09:40Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:09:42And you used me.
01:09:45Eric, please don't go.
01:09:46Please, Eric!
01:09:49Aren't you happy?
01:09:52Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:09:55You mean the sex?
01:09:57Was it?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:59No, we didn't quite do it.
01:10:01Oh.
01:10:02You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:10:04Really?
01:10:04I just never found the right guy.
01:10:06Or guys.
01:10:09Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:10:10People are starting to leave.
01:10:12I wonder how Sue did.
01:10:25I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:10:28This is bullshit!
01:10:30God!
01:10:31Oh!
01:10:33Oh!
01:10:33Dude, suck it!
01:10:36God, I'm out of here!
01:10:38Yeah!
01:10:39He has good hair, though.
01:10:45Don't keep using my car, either.
01:10:58Don't keep using my car, either.
01:11:03Oh, Sue, are you alright?
01:11:06Was it from sex?
01:11:08Did you pop your cork?
01:11:09I don't think so.
01:11:10Not with the guy, anyway.
01:11:13Oh, don't ask.
01:11:14Every possible object.
01:11:17It's like every mechanical thing.
01:11:19It was like...
01:11:20Transformers.
01:11:21They just all became vibrators.
01:11:24I told you.
01:11:25It's addicting.
01:11:28So, what about Chris?
01:11:30Well, last time I saw him, he was running away through dear life.
01:11:33I told you he was gay.
01:11:34No.
01:11:35Well, I think I'm just...
01:11:36Oh, cramp.
01:11:41I think it's broken.
01:11:42So, wait.
01:11:45None of us cashed an RV card.
01:11:51Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:11:54So, let's go grab some food.
01:11:57Can I go?
01:11:57No.
01:11:59I think I should finish up here.
01:12:02Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:12:04No.
01:12:07I don't know.
01:12:07For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:12:12Or something.
01:12:13Why, do you know him?
01:12:15Sort of.
01:12:16Oh.
01:12:17Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:12:22I don't know how to do it.
01:12:29I don't know how to do it.
01:12:29I love him.
01:12:29Shut it!
01:12:30You wanna do it with him?
01:12:31I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:12:32I don't wanna get married.
01:12:33You wanna do it with him.
01:12:34I'm like, shh.
01:12:35I'm like, shh.
01:13:02Um, no, no way.
01:13:23Oh, well, there's always next year.
01:13:49It's you.
01:13:51I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:13:58I've been waiting for you.
01:14:03I've been waiting for you.
01:14:27I've been waiting for you.
01:14:48I've been waiting for you.
01:15:19I've been waiting for you.
01:15:36I've been waiting for you.
01:16:00I've been waiting for you.
01:16:16I've been waiting for you.
01:16:43I've been waiting for you.
01:17:09I've been waiting for you.
01:17:10I've been waiting for you.
01:17:12I've been waiting for you.
01:17:12I've been waiting for you.
01:17:38I've been waiting for you.
01:17:38At the beginning, but then at the end, I wasn't.
01:17:42I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:17:45The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:17:48Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:17:54And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:17:58I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these pink kids.
01:18:04Come on, I gotta get going.
01:18:07Oh, wow.
01:18:09Um, Cheryl, this is my sister Tina.
01:18:12Tina, Cheryl.
01:18:14Hi, nice to meet you.
01:18:20Um, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days, when I get back?
01:18:26Yeah, sure.
01:18:35Oh, sorry, no kissing, right?
01:18:37No, kissing.
01:18:38Oh.
01:18:39Mm.
01:18:41Mm.
01:18:42Mm.
01:18:45Mm.
01:18:45Mm.
01:18:45Mm.
01:18:46Mm.
01:18:56Yeah, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:19:02I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:19:05Wait, what?
01:19:06I never did that.
01:19:09I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:19:11She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:19:18She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:19:21I wonder who it was.
01:19:44At least this birthday's over.
01:19:45At least this birthday's over.
01:19:58Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:20:02I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign.
01:20:08I don't see you
01:20:21Bye.
01:20:24Bye.
01:20:24I don't have to do it now.
01:20:26Bye.
01:20:40Excuse me, excuse me.
01:20:42Do you know where the church is?
01:20:44It's on Bounton Street.
01:20:46Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:20:49Or used to go to.
01:20:50Um, it's straight up that way and then left.
01:20:57You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:21:00Oh, um, I don't know.
01:21:10Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:21:13Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:21:18Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:21:23I don't think so.
01:21:24But thanks.
01:21:25What's your name?
01:21:27Sue.
01:21:28What's yours?
01:21:30Jesus.
01:21:32Really?
01:21:33Si.
01:21:36Maybe I could use the ride.
01:21:38Maybe I could use the ride.
01:21:40That's a pretty cool.
01:21:57That's a pretty cool thing.
01:21:58Can I fire her then?
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