00:00Hopes are fading tonight for four Australian soldiers missing in the island nation of Bahá'í Prinslú.
00:08Americans.
00:09We're not American.
00:11We're Australian.
00:12Like, like, like, like Crocodile Dundee.
00:13The Mel Gibson.
00:14Yeah.
00:15Early Mel Gibson.
00:17You're all going to die.
00:19Wait, you don't want to kill us.
00:21With all the focus on us, you could convince anyone of anything.
00:25We can tell your story.
00:27You have one day.
00:28But if I do not like it, then you could shoot me next.
00:32All we have to do, please, these people are going to kill us, is make the greatest hostage video ever.
00:38No!
00:42How'd we go?
00:43Did it look real?
00:44Spectacular.
00:44Yeah!
00:47You need to put a stop to this.
00:49Call this off right away.
00:50We don't have any boys in Bahá'í Prinslú.
00:55Breaking news.
00:56I've never seen anything like this.
00:57We could shine a light on this.
00:59Oh my f***.
01:04There are four young souls searching the heavens for an angel to set them free.
01:09Bring that angel!
01:12This is Josie Justice coming to you live.
01:18You're just going to leave them there, sir?
01:20Who?
01:23We want that date to go viral.
01:29That's our video!
01:30Yes, they got, soldier.
01:31So they weren't really kidnapped.
01:33No, they were kidnapped, but they want to be famous.
01:45Fighting a war isn't what it used to be, son.
01:52You idiots are being Quentin f***ing Tarantino.
01:55No!
01:56It was so good, I nearly shot you for real.
01:58Yes!
01:59I, I, I, I, I...
02:02Stay alive, stay alive!
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