00:00Una de las razones que quería venir aquí hoy fue para discutir nuestro futuro.
00:04Claro.
00:05Quiero ir a ir para la oficina someday.
00:07¿Warner?
00:07Creo que deberíamos romper.
00:10¿Qué?
00:11Elle.
00:15Si voy a ser un senador, necesito alguien serio.
00:18Estoy en serio en lo de con usted.
00:21Lo de usted.
00:21Liar.
00:23Este es el tipo de mujer que Warner quiere marcar.
00:26Un estudiante.
00:27Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back.
00:31For my admissions essay, I'm going to tell all of you why I'm going to make an amazing lawyer.
00:37I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
00:41I object.
00:43Her list of extracurricular activities is impressive.
00:46She was in a Ricky Martin video.
00:48Aren't we always looking for diversity?
00:50Welcome to Harvard.
00:54Don't be scared.
00:56Everyone will love you.
00:57Elle, I'm sorry, are you here to see me?
00:59I go here.
01:00You guided the Harvard Law?
01:03What, like it's hard?
01:04I got a PhD from Berkeley.
01:06MBA from Wharton.
01:07I've been deworming orphans in Somalia.
01:09Two weeks ago, I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Siegel, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous
01:13Angora sweater.
01:15Malibu Barbie lives.
01:16I've come to join your study group.
01:18Our group is full.
01:19Oh, is this like an RSVP thing?
01:20No, it's like a smart people thing.
01:23I'll give her two more weeks.
01:24What is this?
01:25We're betting to see how much longer you're going to last.
01:27You're not smart enough, sweetie.
01:28I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be.
01:31MGM Pictures presents...
01:33Do you have a resume?
01:34It's pink.
01:34And it's Bennett.
01:35I think it gives it a little something extra.
01:37A comedy about knowing who you are.
01:40You think she just woke up one morning and said,
01:41I think I'll go to law school for it.
01:43And showing what you've got.
01:45We're defending roof window.
01:46You can buy her exercise tips on infomercials.
01:49Wait!
01:49Exercise gives you endorphins.
01:51Endorphins make you happy.
01:52Happy people just don't shoot their husbands.
01:54You're fired.
01:55What?
01:56I have new representation.
01:58Reese Witherspoon.
01:59Do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub after winter formal?
02:04This is so much better than that.
02:07Legally Blonde.
02:08Oh, look how cute.
02:09There's like a judge in everything.
02:11Love for Elle.
02:16Nothing standing in my way.
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