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00:00:03Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:22Please pick up.
00:00:26Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:33Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What? Me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:17Wow.
00:01:20What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:28It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:39Let's see what else he can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:02Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:02:12You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go!
00:02:32I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:36five Christmases?
00:02:39It's tougher than I've...
00:02:43Something wrong?
00:02:45Um...
00:02:48Your arm is...
00:02:53wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it then.
00:03:20There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain.
00:03:23Sorry.
00:03:27So why'd my dad send you this?
00:03:29Anyway.
00:03:31Thought you'd be...
00:03:32busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35eating up...
00:03:36sleazebags, not...
00:03:37picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:44Come to think of it...
00:03:46I actually...
00:03:47don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:00I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:05Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:10Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:04:14nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you...
00:04:22Will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:32I'll be quick.
00:04:44You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:50Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:52Yeah.
00:04:53Why didn't you say something?
00:04:55I just did.
00:04:56You...
00:04:57freaking creep!
00:04:59Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:16...
00:05:28When you're done checking me out...
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:33I was not checking you out. That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo. It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:57You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:06This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:18I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:21And neither do you.
00:06:22Yeah, about that.
00:06:23I live here now. He put me in charge.
00:06:26And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:32This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:43You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:46I don't have another choice.
00:06:49I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:51and this is my last year of college,
00:06:53and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:58Fine. Have your kickback.
00:07:00Or not.
00:07:02Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:06I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:12Who is that?
00:07:15No.
00:07:20I'm going to kill you?
00:07:21Count your days, slut?
00:07:23It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:26This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:28Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:33Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:36That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:38It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:41Your choice.
00:07:49You are not living here.
00:07:51I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:53I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:57Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:01You better not show your face in there.
00:08:03I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:13God damn it.
00:08:14I promised Mark.
00:08:25Oh, who's this buf-grandpa?
00:08:28Grandpa? He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:32Huh?
00:08:38Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's house when I run Greek life?
00:08:43I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:46Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:49And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:57Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and-and-and Becca, too.
00:09:02I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:04Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:09It's really nice to meet you, Beau.
00:09:12So, um, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.
00:09:17Thanks, Heather.
00:09:18Oh, it's Har-it's Harper?
00:09:21Enjoy the party!
00:09:26I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:32Where's Harper?
00:09:34Harper?
00:09:37Forget Harper.
00:09:39Hang out with me.
00:09:41I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:46I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I don't like talking.
00:09:51Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:53Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:56Talk or no talk?
00:09:58You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:02For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:05Sorry, ladies.
00:10:06I don't like my women.
00:10:08Desperate.
00:10:12Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:16Huh?
00:10:18He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:21I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage
00:10:26us.
00:10:35Oh, Harper! Hey!
00:10:38Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:42Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:46Ew!
00:10:46Yeah, of course you can. You're like...
00:10:49Your school royalty.
00:10:51Thanks!
00:10:52You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:58We're... we're friends?
00:10:59Of course!
00:11:02I have to pee.
00:11:04Wait for me?
00:11:05Uh, yeah, of course. I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:17What dirt can I find?
00:11:27Oh, this is... gold!
00:11:32Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:39Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:57I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:11What the hell?
00:12:19Attention, everybody! Hello!
00:12:23You all seem a little bored.
00:12:26So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:31A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:36Let's see.
00:12:38Dear diary,
00:12:40Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:43Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:46Aw, Harper.
00:12:49Daddy issues much?
00:12:54No!
00:12:55I just need to give it back!
00:13:00Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:05That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:08And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:20Kerper, that is so nasty!
00:13:22No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:24Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:27Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:35Let's move right down!
00:13:37Let's move right down!
00:13:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:56Fuck this.
00:14:00Cut.
00:14:12Ready?
00:14:20Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:28You were supposed to get rid of him
00:14:34Come to her party
00:14:36You take advantage of her kindness
00:14:38And you make fun of her family life
00:14:40It was a joke
00:14:41It was a joke
00:14:42The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid
00:14:45Without her father in her life
00:14:47Your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:14:52Bruce, that's enough
00:14:54Let her go
00:14:57One last
00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:04You're too old to be this petty
00:15:06You're damn right I'm petty
00:15:08Let's get one thing straight
00:15:09Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections
00:15:13If you mess with her again
00:15:18Fuck you up
00:15:20Harper literally just girl
00:15:22I don't give a fuck
00:15:23Everyone out
00:15:24The fuck out
00:15:33What the hell was that?
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:54She hurt you
00:15:55Chris, I'm fine
00:15:57Chris, I said I'm fine
00:16:04You're crying
00:16:07Why are you crying?
00:16:08I won't understand
00:16:10Those aren't your friends, kid
00:16:12They just tried to hurt you
00:16:13I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:16:18Stupid
00:16:18I know they're not my friends
00:16:20But that was Christina Fox
00:16:21You just embarrassed me
00:16:22I'm gonna stop you right there
00:16:23And she's the queen of our...
00:16:24I said stop
00:16:28I said stop
00:16:31I don't care if she runs the school
00:16:32We'll find you another school
00:16:34I'm here to keep you safe
00:16:36Keep me safe
00:16:37By pulling out a gun
00:16:38In front of college students
00:16:40Just because you run some sort of shady business
00:16:42I choose my next words very carefully, kid
00:16:46I told you
00:16:49To stop calling me that
00:16:53And I told you to stop acting like Lana
00:16:57Oh yeah?
00:17:00If I'm such a kid
00:17:02What's that rust against my leg right now?
00:17:10Sorry, kid
00:17:11That's my gun
00:17:13You're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:17:14If you want to turn me on
00:17:17You better not be here tomorrow
00:17:33Please tell me you're gone
00:17:39You better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins
00:17:42I swear
00:17:43I don't care what my dad says
00:17:51Oh my god
00:18:00What?
00:18:07What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:12No
00:18:16No
00:18:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:18It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:19He's gonna be back in every second.
00:18:29You know, if he weren't played,
00:18:30you could have just asked.
00:18:34I don't wanna, I don't wanna play.
00:18:37What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:39Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:41You're the one who came into my room,
00:18:42into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:46I was doing you a favor
00:18:47and helping you move out
00:18:48because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:52Uncuff me.
00:18:56What are your manners?
00:18:59Say please.
00:19:04I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:09Give me the key.
00:19:16You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:19Are you ready to listen,
00:19:20like a good little girl?
00:19:22Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:28Rule number one.
00:19:31There was a lot
00:19:33scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:35You just haven't been out in the real world
00:19:37long enough to notice it.
00:19:38So when I tell you
00:19:39that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:42you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:44I can take care of my...
00:19:46Rule number two.
00:19:47No talking back.
00:19:50I am the last guy
00:19:51you wanna piss off.
00:19:59Rule number three.
00:20:02Don't start any games.
00:20:05You're not ready to play.
00:20:22So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:27Uh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:30Um, here in
00:20:31the regular
00:20:33no-violent-non-mafia America,
00:20:35we have
00:20:36this thing called privacy.
00:20:38You can have your privacy.
00:20:41Until sunset.
00:20:43What does that mean?
00:20:48You have curfew.
00:20:50Ah!
00:21:11How's my daughter?
00:21:12Um, hot.
00:21:14What was that?
00:21:16Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:18Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:20That's why you're watching her
00:21:21and not me.
00:21:22Is she back from class?
00:21:24She was supposed to be back
00:21:25from class hours ago.
00:21:26Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:29She's fine, Mark.
00:21:30Good.
00:21:31You're my best friend.
00:21:33You're the only one I trust
00:21:34to keep her safe.
00:21:41You better have a good excuse
00:21:43when I find you.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:50Give me some time.
00:21:53Still my driving
00:21:54Back on my head.
00:21:58Give me some.
00:22:01This is the way.
00:22:03Back on my head.
00:22:18You're at a fucking strip club, Harper?
00:22:23Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:24when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:37Oh, excuse me.
00:22:39We're filming.
00:22:41Filming?
00:22:42Filming what?
00:22:43Some real hot stuff.
00:22:45Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:46Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:48I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:50It says her location's here.
00:22:51So step aside before I make you.
00:22:54Mm, nope.
00:22:56Harper's my best friend,
00:22:57and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:22:59Hey, wait!
00:23:00Wait!
00:23:01Wait!
00:23:01Wait!
00:23:09He looks so sexy.
00:23:11Keep going.
00:23:11Harper?
00:23:20You shouldn't be here.
00:23:22You shouldn't be here.
00:23:23I tried to stop him.
00:23:26Hey!
00:23:28No, Harper.
00:23:29You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:31What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:32It's for a class project.
00:23:34Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:36Class my ass.
00:23:37Is that what you want to-
00:23:38You told her to get her here?
00:23:39I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:41Chris, stop!
00:23:42Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:44Then the camera's next.
00:23:45Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:46Not the camera.
00:23:47It costs a thousand dollars.
00:23:48You should have thought about that
00:23:49before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:51That is enough!
00:24:07These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:09Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:11Wait until the whole class sees this.
00:24:13No one's going to see these.
00:24:15Deleting them.
00:24:16What?
00:24:16That is art!
00:24:18Give him this camera back or I swear to God,
00:24:20I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:25See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:31Your choice.
00:24:36Camera it is.
00:24:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:41You asshole!
00:24:43If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again,
00:24:45I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:49You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:52What the fuck is your problem?
00:24:59We're leaving.
00:25:00Now.
00:25:08So first you stalk me,
00:25:10and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:12I did it for your own good.
00:25:14You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:18You need me around for your safety,
00:25:20because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:23You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:25Like a piece of meat.
00:25:28My classmate?
00:25:29It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:35Jealous?
00:25:37Jealous?
00:25:42You're cute, Harper.
00:25:43I'll give you that.
00:25:45And those...
00:25:46things you do?
00:25:47They're cute, too.
00:25:50You know what's not cute?
00:25:52Me jealous.
00:25:54Now, you were right.
00:25:55I'm in some shady business,
00:25:56and I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:25:59But you better not test me,
00:26:02or I'll break you.
00:26:06In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:12Well, guess what?
00:26:13You just called me Harper and said a kid.
00:26:19Just admit that you'd want me.
00:26:27What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:30There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:34Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:36You know what, Chris?
00:26:37You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:39Fine.
00:26:40But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:43Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:46So,
00:26:49are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:52No.
00:26:53Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:56Oh, my God, Maria, no, ew!
00:27:00That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:02He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:05And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:08I don't know,
00:27:09but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:12Um, wait,
00:27:14you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:19Think about it.
00:27:20What?
00:27:23We need to get my dad to fire Chris,
00:27:25the only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:27So that's step one.
00:27:29Hmm.
00:27:30You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:33He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:35Yeah, right.
00:27:36Jealous of me?
00:27:36I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:39He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:44Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:47Jealous over you.
00:27:48It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:51So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:27:57Until he snaps.
00:27:57And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:01And when your dad sees that,
00:28:03he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:08Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:11Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:14Because I get what I want.
00:28:15Tell him.
00:28:27Sexy outfit.
00:28:28Check.
00:28:30Popcorn.
00:28:30Check.
00:28:31A notebook.
00:28:32The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:34Check.
00:28:45What do you want?
00:28:47You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:50Um, popcorn?
00:28:51Harper, you idiot.
00:28:54Seduce him.
00:28:55I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:01But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:04Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:07I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:09Your pulse is racing.
00:29:12What's going on?
00:29:14Oh.
00:29:15Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:17Uh, no, I just...
00:29:21I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:24But it's...
00:29:25It's not.
00:29:37Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:45But what about your date?
00:30:07How are you not crying?
00:30:08This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:10Because it's not real.
00:30:13This is ridiculous.
00:30:15No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:19It's true love.
00:30:21There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:24Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:30Or maybe you're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:37And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:46What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:51What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:57No, come on.
00:30:58Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:06Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:07I'm not a toy.
00:31:08I'll ruin you.
00:31:09Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:12As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:19It's not a lie.
00:31:21You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:24I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:26You can't handle me.
00:31:28Try me.
00:31:34I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:36I don't kiss.
00:31:38And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:41Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:43No.
00:31:45I don't think you are.
00:31:49What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:52I don't think you are.
00:31:53And even when you were a woman, I never loved you.
00:32:04Just shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:20You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:22Not be seduced by him.
00:32:26I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:33You're late, big daddy.
00:32:36But you sound pissed.
00:32:38So I'll wait.
00:32:41You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:43Not tonight.
00:32:45Busy.
00:32:46Busy?
00:32:49Maybe for me, you're not.
00:32:51When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:55Are you with another woman?
00:32:56Woman?
00:32:57No.
00:33:00Not a woman.
00:33:03Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:13Not this guy.
00:33:15Who's my number?
00:33:24Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:28Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:48She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:50Kid.
00:33:53Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:05Just stay.
00:34:10Damn it, Harper.
00:34:53You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:34:55you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:34:59Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:02Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:04I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:06His business partner.
00:35:08I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:10No, but we might as well
00:35:12if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:19So, so we didn't?
00:35:21No.
00:35:23Because you're still alive.
00:35:25Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:28One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:31You don't know that.
00:35:34Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:36Oh yeah?
00:35:38Explain that.
00:35:40That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:43Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:44We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:46You're just some guy who works with my dad
00:35:49and can't take a hint.
00:35:53Is that what you tell all the guys
00:35:54to get them to sleep with you?
00:35:58Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:07What's wrong?
00:36:08Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:10I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:14I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:17With my friend.
00:36:20Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:21Bye.
00:36:42This will do.
00:36:53So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:36:55and beat up my ex,
00:36:56but not how to do laundry.
00:37:08Struggling much?
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:15I swear I've done my best.
00:37:31I don't know what your game is,
00:37:32but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning
00:37:35is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:40I had no other choice.
00:37:42I ran out of clothes,
00:37:43and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:46Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:48You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:51That's not.
00:37:57No underwear.
00:38:05That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:09What can I do?
00:38:13Punish you.
00:38:18I don't know.
00:38:25You don't know me.
00:38:29You don't know me?
00:38:35I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:38Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:42I'd say do your worst.
00:38:44I'd say do your worst.
00:39:00I'm sorry.
00:39:02I can't let this happen.
00:39:03What the heck?
00:39:04Why are you stopping?
00:39:09You deserve someone better
00:39:10that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:14But...
00:39:15But what about...
00:39:15There's no buts.
00:39:19I can't let this happen again.
00:39:36You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:42You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:46That was part of the plan.
00:39:49I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:50I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:52Was it...
00:39:53Big?
00:39:55So big.
00:39:58Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:02It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:05Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:06He's a sex freak?
00:40:07Like, BDSM?
00:40:10The whole nine yards.
00:40:11Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:14My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:16Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:20Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:23Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:27Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:28Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:31if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:48Stop messing with that.
00:40:50You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:53You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:40:55How else are you going to woo your man?
00:40:58He's not my man.
00:41:03I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:05Ew, leave, Brian.
00:41:07She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:09You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:12Harps?
00:41:14Huh?
00:41:17What do you want, Brian?
00:41:22Just five minutes.
00:41:26Fine.
00:41:27Harper, are you sure?
00:41:29It's okay.
00:41:29Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:48Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:57I want to get back together.
00:41:59You cheated on me.
00:42:01I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:05But that was months ago.
00:42:06Huh?
00:42:08Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:10This isn't about payback.
00:42:13I've moved on.
00:42:14And you should, too.
00:42:17What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:19Hmm?
00:42:20Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:22You slut!
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:24Get off of me!
00:42:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:27Get off of me!
00:42:28Let me see, then.
00:42:28Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:30Show me.
00:42:31Show me!
00:42:32Let go of me!
00:42:34There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:37I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:39A drink?
00:42:40I don't have time for this.
00:42:42You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:45That's not happening.
00:42:46Ever.
00:42:48Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:51Me.
00:42:52We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:42:55Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:42:58It's not a threat.
00:42:59It's a fact.
00:43:06You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:08But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:10I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:18Help me!
00:43:19Help!
00:43:20Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:23Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:25Good girl.
00:43:28You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:30I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:33That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:36And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:39You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:43Are you okay?
00:43:47Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:48She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:00Stop it!
00:44:01You're going to kill him.
00:44:02Good.
00:44:03He's not worth it.
00:44:05Let's go.
00:44:08If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:12I promise.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:33Fuck.
00:44:36You almost killed him.
00:44:39Should we call 911?
00:44:41Seriously, Harper?
00:44:44He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:46I handled myself just fine.
00:44:47And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:07You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:18So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:24Let's see who you are.
00:45:38Do we have to do this?
00:45:39What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:42Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:46Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:49So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:05I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:09Breathe.
00:46:12You can do this.
00:46:40I'm right here.
00:46:42Don't focus on the water.
00:46:44Just look at me.
00:46:51It's not hard to do.
00:47:05It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
00:47:07I got you.
00:47:08It's okay.
00:47:10It's okay.
00:47:15You're fine.
00:47:17You're fine.
00:47:18You're fine, Harper.
00:47:24Just breathe.
00:47:25Just keep breathing.
00:47:28How are you feeling?
00:47:36Fine.
00:47:38Just insanely distracted.
00:47:41Ready for the next step?
00:47:47I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:51I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:47:56I thought you didn't make love.
00:48:00What?
00:48:03Oh my god.
00:48:05Oh my god, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:09You're talking about swimming.
00:48:13What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:17I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:26I'm buffing.
00:48:34There you go.
00:48:41I'm buffing you.
00:48:45Harper!
00:48:51What happened?
00:48:52What happened?
00:48:53You blacked out.
00:48:54You're okay.
00:48:56You're okay.
00:48:57I'm sorry.
00:48:58I'm sorry.
00:49:00For what?
00:49:03You did amazing.
00:49:06You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:07I can't do this.
00:49:12It's okay.
00:49:14We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:16Just kiss me.
00:49:19Your dad won't like this.
00:49:22Don't think about him.
00:49:23If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:27If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:29I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:32I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:35Just say you don't want me.
00:49:46Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:50I want you.
00:49:53And I told you not to mess with me.
00:49:54You're going to get hurt.
00:49:55I don't think I'm a dangerous man.
00:50:05I don't want you to mess with me.
00:50:16I don't know.
00:50:17I don't want you to mess with me.
00:50:25much as you're a kid. Come on, let's go inside. No, I need a moment to cool off. I'm gonna
00:50:38shower.
00:50:50Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:00So this is where Chris has been lately, running a daycare. Who are you and what are you doing
00:51:07in my house? Who are you and what are you doing in my house? I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress
00:51:16of the Kaufman Motor Industries. I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at
00:51:21the gala. And I wanted to warn you. He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous
00:51:28he really is, sweetheart. Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking
00:51:34into my house. Oh, honey, I go where I want. Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:43You've been tracking him? What kind of psycho are you? The same kind he is.
00:51:49Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:51:57Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately. I'm surprised.
00:52:06It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed. Just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:14Not intense enough? Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:24Oh, please, don't make me laugh. I mean, look at you. You're the most vanilla missionary pillow
00:52:30princess ever. You're out of your league, kid. Don't call me that.
00:52:39You want to know how Chris likes the fuck? He likes to take you from behind,
00:52:44and handcuff you so you can't run. Choke you out. None of that. Kissing. Pillow talk.
00:52:53Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:00He'll be bored of you in a week. He actually lives here with me.
00:53:06You're gonna scare me.
00:53:16Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:22Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:33Help!
00:53:34Help! Help!
00:53:37Harper! Harper!
00:53:41Smile for T&M's pleasure.
00:53:44Please don't!
00:53:45Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:48That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:53:54What?
00:53:56Harper!
00:54:31Harper, no! Come on!
00:54:43Harper! Harper!
00:54:46Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, guys. You're safe.
00:54:50I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:54You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:54:57You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:00Way to downgrade, Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:07Homewreck?
00:55:10Harper could never homewreck us, Milana. She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:17I need you to come back to me, baby. You were just playing hard to get, so I got a
00:55:22little jealous.
00:55:24She could never homewreck us, because...
00:55:26There's nothing to wreck.
00:55:31Joke me. Harder.
00:55:34I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:39I don't love you. And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:45How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:49She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:59What are you doing?
00:56:02Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on
00:56:07the stock market.
00:56:08And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:12You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:19You got that?
00:56:21Are you threatening me?
00:56:23No. I'm telling you. Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:30Get out of here.
00:56:31Wait. Please. Don't. I'll... I'll do anything. Please.
00:56:36What are you doing?
00:56:50Chris, no!
00:56:52Wait! Wait!
00:57:13I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:17She will not bother you again. I swear.
00:57:21Don't worry about it.
00:57:25I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:32I never dated her.
00:57:35We weren't a thing.
00:57:38Not according to her.
00:57:46Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:48No.
00:57:53She said that...
00:57:58That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:04She said that...
00:58:09That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:14satisfy you...
00:58:15satisfy you...
00:58:16in bed.
00:58:22That I was...
00:58:23too much of a kid and that...
00:58:26you'd never be into me.
00:58:32Is that true?
00:58:36That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:40But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:43I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:45I don't know if I can tell you.
00:58:50When I was in that pool, I...
00:58:53I really thought I was gonna die.
00:58:57And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:05What did you regret?
00:59:07Not doing this sooner.
00:59:15Are you serious?
00:59:24I don't know.
00:59:26I don't know...
00:59:29Oh, man!
00:59:37Are you serious?
00:59:39What the hell am I doing?
00:59:41Why don't you stop again?
00:59:43You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:45Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:48I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
00:59:53This isn't about Mark.
00:59:54It's about you and me.
00:59:56So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:02I'm too dangerous.
01:00:06So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:12It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:15There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:18Yeah.
01:00:20It's because you're a coward.
01:00:22You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:23Just admit it.
01:00:25You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:27Just be a man and own it.
01:00:29It's not true.
01:00:29Don't!
01:00:31You're a psycho.
01:00:40I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:49Morning.
01:00:52Bagel?
01:00:52I'm not hungry.
01:00:57You need to eat.
01:01:06No.
01:01:07What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:18Are we even now?
01:01:21You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:24What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:26I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:28Well, you should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:43Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:46Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:01:53I'm going to make this up to you.
01:01:56Promise.
01:02:04Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:07Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:11Nope.
01:02:13And he's never going to.
01:02:15Huh?
01:02:16I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:19Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:22Oh, hey.
01:02:23Hey.
01:02:25Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:27Okay?
01:02:27You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:31And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:33Stop moping.
01:02:35Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:37Okay?
01:02:40Okay.
01:02:41Hey.
01:02:41Hey.
01:02:42Hey.
01:02:42Hey.
01:02:43Hey.
01:02:43Hey.
01:02:53How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:02:56Like a million hours?
01:02:57Who the fuck cares?
01:03:00We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:05Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:28I think I hear them coming.
01:03:30Let's go.
01:03:31One last touch.
01:03:40Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:03:45Perfect.
01:03:50Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:03:53Huh?
01:03:54What?
01:03:57No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:58My final project.
01:04:01How am I going to graduate?
01:04:02Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:09Harper.
01:04:11Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:14Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:16Shh.
01:04:19Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:22Shh.
01:04:22Don't say that.
01:04:25It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:33Did you do this?
01:04:37Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:42We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:44You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:45Guess what?
01:04:46You have no proof.
01:04:49Good luck with that, losers.
01:04:52That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:04:56Harper.
01:04:57There's the student I've been looking for.
01:04:59Professor, I can explain.
01:05:03Harper.
01:05:06Is this your work?
01:05:08It's so ugly.
01:05:10Isn't it, Professor?
01:05:11We have to fail Harper.
01:05:13It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:15Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:20In fact,
01:05:22guests just bought this piece.
01:05:24Wait, what?
01:05:25Who would buy this crap?
01:05:27I would.
01:05:39Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:42I would.
01:05:45It's you.
01:05:47You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:51Christina, don't be rude.
01:05:53Don't you know who this is?
01:05:55Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:05:58There's no way.
01:06:00That's okay, Professor.
01:06:01Not everyone has taste.
01:06:05How much for this painting?
01:06:07Oh, no.
01:06:07Our starting price is $18,000.
01:06:14Done.
01:06:17Wait, $1,800?
01:06:19Have you been studying at this school or not?
01:06:22We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:25You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:37Here's two mil.
01:06:38What?
01:06:39Take the rest and buy art supplies.
01:06:41Whatever it is you need to get for Harper's sake.
01:06:44Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:47Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:50Are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:53Are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:56Language, Miss Hawks.
01:06:58Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:01Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:05My father still runs this university.
01:07:08Money runs this university.
01:07:10And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:15for disciplinary action.
01:07:18You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:21Professor, you can't.
01:07:22Please.
01:07:23Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:26No, wait, Professor!
01:07:27Not so fast.
01:07:29What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:34Whoa!
01:07:34No!
01:07:35Whoa!
01:07:42I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:45Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:48Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:07:54I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:07:57Those dresses, though.
01:07:59Wait, what?
01:08:00Huh?
01:08:04I...
01:08:12This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:16You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:18What was it that you two said?
01:08:20Oh, right.
01:08:22Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:27The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:30You're being suspended.
01:08:31Let's go!
01:08:32Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:34They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:36Let's go!
01:08:38Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:40I'll see you later.
01:08:45Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:47Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:49That's $18,000!
01:08:52Seriously?
01:08:54I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:00What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:08He, um...
01:09:09I mean, I...
01:09:12I was an idiot.
01:09:14And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:33A blindfold?
01:09:36I want you, Harper.
01:09:37I want to do things to you.
01:09:42Bad things.
01:09:46But only if you want me to.
01:09:50I do.
01:10:03Why'd we stop?
01:10:05We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:07I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:10Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:17And I'll wait for you.
01:10:20Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:27Harper!
01:10:29Harper!
01:10:31Low Earth to Harper!
01:10:33You need to look at this!
01:10:34Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:35I'm having...
01:10:37very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:41No!
01:10:41No!
01:10:42That's what I need to tell you about!
01:10:43Harper, look!
01:10:46Wait, so you mean...
01:10:48The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:10:51Harper, he's dangerous!
01:10:52You need to move out now!
01:10:54You can't keep living with him!
01:10:56I need to talk to him, okay?
01:10:58Harper!
01:11:07Harper!
01:11:07Taxi?
01:11:08For Harper?
01:11:12Lori!
01:11:13Hey!
01:11:14Let go of me!
01:11:15Stop it!
01:11:24Please!
01:11:25Please let me go!
01:11:27If it's money, I'll give you however much you want!
01:11:32Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper!
01:11:36Harper!
01:11:37Ryan?
01:11:38Why are you doing this?
01:11:40We broke up!
01:11:42We broke up because you've been fucking that old man!
01:11:44You psycho!
01:11:46He had nothing to do with our breakup!
01:11:50He humiliated me!
01:11:52But luckily for me, your little boyfriend...
01:11:55What does he have?
01:11:56He has some dangerous enemies!
01:11:58Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:01Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:06Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:09No!
01:12:10No!
01:12:11You can just watch!
01:12:13No!
01:12:14No!
01:12:15No!
01:12:15No!
01:12:16No!
01:12:34A trap?
01:12:36What the hell?
01:12:53Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:12:59I hope you don't mind.
01:13:00I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:03Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:12Okay, crap.
01:13:13I-I can explain.
01:13:14You're gonna explain!
01:13:17But first...
01:13:20You know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:22Is that text a prank?
01:13:26Harper's in trouble.
01:13:26We need to go.
01:13:27Okay.
01:13:30Do we have some fun with you?
01:13:32After we kill...
01:13:33Heather Grant?
01:13:35Hmm?
01:13:36Should we make him watch?
01:13:42Oh!
01:13:43Looks like he's here!
01:13:45Are you ready...
01:13:46To see...
01:13:48Your boyfriend...
01:13:49Die, Harper?
01:13:50Huh?
01:13:52Get ready, boys!
01:14:06I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:14That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:34What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:36What?
01:14:37You can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:45Let me go!
01:14:47I...
01:14:47I...
01:14:47I...
01:14:47I...
01:14:47I...
01:14:47I...
01:14:48I...
01:14:48I already told you once.
01:14:49You should have listened to me then.
01:14:52Ugh...
01:14:53Ugh...
01:14:54I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:02I...
01:15:04I...
01:15:06I...
01:15:07I...
01:15:15I...
01:15:24I...
01:15:25I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:34Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:42Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:15:44It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:15:46I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:47Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:15:50I want an answer now before I kill him.
01:15:53No, Dad.
01:15:54Look.
01:15:54Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:15:58But?
01:15:59Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:09Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:12Please don't be mad.
01:16:14You're wrong about that.
01:16:18It's not deep down.
01:16:19It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:25If that means being with Chris,
01:16:28then he better not screw this up.
01:16:31Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:34I believe you.
01:16:37You keep her safe.
01:16:41With my goddamn life.
01:16:58Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:01Yes.
01:17:18I want you to beg for it.
01:17:31I want you to fuck me, honey.
01:17:44Stop teasing.
01:17:47I want you now.
01:17:54Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you.
01:18:10Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:12I don't know.
01:18:29Are you sure about that?
01:18:33One more night.
01:18:46I have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:18:50You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:10You know I'm dangerous, a wretch or a lion.
01:19:17Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:36I know.
01:19:40Once I start, I'm not stopping.
01:19:46I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:19:53You're different.
01:20:05Ready for round five?
01:20:08Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:10Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:13What if I don't?
01:20:17What was that?
01:20:19Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:21Honey, you home?
01:20:22Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:23Stop it!
01:20:28I told you I was busy.
01:20:30This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:34If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:37Okay, I will.
01:20:38Can you get out?
01:20:52I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:20:57No.
01:20:57Please keep them covered.
01:21:00I want to give a speech.
01:21:01And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:04I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:06You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:11Just get on with it.
01:21:13What I do for a living.
01:21:16The not so legal part.
01:21:19It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:25And for me to be...
01:21:28Vulnerable?
01:21:29Yeah.
01:21:30But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:36You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:38And I want to be around you.
01:21:41Forever.
01:21:41Forever.
01:21:51So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:21:56I'm moving you in there.
01:21:59As a graduation present.
01:22:02And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:11Only if you want to.
01:22:13Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:17Are you serious?
01:22:19What's wrong?
01:22:21Is it tacky?
01:22:23I liked it, I thought...
01:22:24Deal!
01:22:29But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:33Which is?
01:22:34You have to move in there with me.
01:22:37Deal.
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