00:00Hello, I'm Tabitha, and today's true story, sent by Alex, well you'll understand why, will be one of those that
00:06makes you question human intelligence.
00:08Mind you, I'm an expert at questioning my own intelligence, like when I tried to do highlights on my own
00:12hair and ended up looking like a poorly put together electric Pokemon.
00:16Today's story is crazy, so subscribe, hit like, and let's go!
00:21I bet you can't ruin your life faster than Instant Noodles Cook, but Alex surpassed any drugstore dyed redhead.
00:27His plan were Rizzo the prison system.
00:30I'm serious, his entire life in that time.
00:32I mean, if that's not a talent for disaster, I don't know what is.
00:35It all started with Alex posting a video on TikTok, with teary eyes and a trembling voice which I can
00:38only imitate when I break a nail.
00:40He pleaded, please TikTok, help me find my mother, she's been missing for days.
00:44The video went viral.
00:46People shared, commented supportive messages, and even created conspiracy theories.
00:51Me?
00:51I was busy trying to figure out how winged eyeliner could be so crooked on one eye and perfect on
00:55the other.
00:56Meanwhile, Alex was becoming the internet's hero.
00:58But the internet is like a courtroom filled with judges wearing unicorn slippers.
01:02They don't just watch, they investigate.
01:04And soon, questions started popping up.
01:07Why does Alex seem more worried about the lighting of the video than his mother?
01:10Where are his photos with her?
01:13Does he have a criminal record for chewing gum theft?
01:21Alex's plan was unraveling faster than my dignity at a karaoke party.
01:28The police, who were initially ignoring the video, probably busy arresting people for not wearing masks on their chins, started
01:35paying attention.
01:35They investigated Alex's past, talked to witnesses, and, surprise, discovered that Alex was the main suspect in his mother's disappearance.
01:44The TikTok video, which was supposed to be his cry for help, ended up being his involuntary confession.
01:48Me, of course, was busy trying to learn face contouring and ending up looking like I'd gotten dirty with chocolate.
01:52But the TikTok detectives were on the case.
01:54They discovered that Alex's mother didn't live with him, that they didn't have a good relationship, and, most importantly, that
01:59she had a restraining order against him.
02:00In just six days, Alex's charade was unmasked.
02:03The police arrested him, and TikTok, which had previously seen him as a hero, now ridiculed him.
02:06Me?
02:06I was busy trying to fix my winged eyeliner and ended up giving up and wearing sunglasses.
02:12The moral of the story?
02:14Well, if you're going to do something bad, at least don't use TikTok to announce it.
02:18And, more importantly, if you're like me, don't try to do anything alone, especially highlights in your hair or winged
02:24eyeliner.
02:25The mystery was solved.
02:26Alex didn't want to find his mother.
02:28He wanted fame.
02:28And he got it, but not in the way he imagined.
02:31He is now famous for being one of the stupidest criminals on the internet.
02:33And me?
02:34I'm famous for, well, for nothing.
02:35But at least I'm not in prison.
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02:41See you soon!
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