00:08I hate California.
00:09I want to go to the East Coast.
00:11I want to go where culture is, like New York.
00:13How in the world did I raise such a snob?
00:14Or at least Connecticut or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods.
00:17Get into those schools anyway.
00:19Mom!
00:19You should just go to City College.
00:20You know, with your work ethic, just go to City College and then to jail, and then back
00:24to City College, and then maybe you'd learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody
00:28to do everything.
00:29Lady Bird, is that your given name?
00:32Yeah.
00:32Why is it in quotes?
00:34I gave it to myself.
00:35It's given to me by me.
00:37Lady Bird always says that she lives on the wrong side of the tracks, but I always thought
00:40that that was like a metaphor.
00:41But there are actual train tracks.
00:45What she did was very baller.
00:46It was very anarchist.
00:48Put the magazine back!
00:50She has a big heart.
00:52Your mom.
00:52She's warm, but she's also kind of scary.
00:54You can't be scary and warm.
00:56I think you can.
00:56Your mom is.
00:58So, you're not interested in any Catholic colleges?
01:01No way.
01:02I want schools like Yale, but not Yale, because I probably couldn't get in.
01:08You definitely couldn't get in.
01:10Does mom hate me?
01:11If you're tired, we can sit down.
01:13I'm not tired.
01:13You were dragging your feet.
01:14You are so infuriating.
01:16Will you stop yelling?
01:16I'm not yelling.
01:17Oh, it's perfect.
01:19Do you love it?
01:20You both have such strong personalities.
01:27When is a normal time to have sex?
01:31You're having sex.
01:32I'm ready.
01:33I just wanted it to be special.
01:35Why are you going to have so much unspecial sex in your life?
01:41We're afraid that we will never escape our past.
01:44Whatever we give you, it's never enough.
01:46It's never enough.
01:47It is enough.
01:48We're afraid of what the future will bring.
01:50We're afraid we won't be loved.
01:53You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention.
01:56We won't be liked.
01:57Yeah, well, you know your mom's tits, they're totally fake.
02:00She made one bad decision in 19.
02:03Two bad decisions.
02:04And we won't succeed.
02:05I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be.
02:15What if this is the best version?
02:23What I'd really like is to be on Math Olympiad.
02:25But Math isn't something you're terribly strong in?
02:28That we know of yet.
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