00:00In order to win the World Cup account,
00:03I have devised a condom
00:06that covers both the penis
00:09and the testicles.
00:13What is happening here?
00:15What are we... I don't know. I can't look away.
00:17Is Steve from HR here?
00:19I didn't invite him. Ugh, the fun police.
00:22Uh, actually, I'm here.
00:25Oh.
00:29This is my product.
00:30I was working out the kinks.
00:31Oh, it had some kink.
00:32I should be the one showcasing it.
00:34There is no better designer than you, Elijah,
00:35but there's no better salesman than Brad.
00:38Introducing the Balls Up.
00:40Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
00:43The official condom of Brazil 2025 is...
00:48The Balls Up.
00:50You two are so good together.
00:52You don't see it.
00:54Nope.
00:54But I do.
00:56I'm gonna make sure you're there
00:57at the World Cup final.
01:00How about a toast?
01:01One for you, one for me.
01:03That should be our mascot,
01:06not some hot dog.
01:07I wanna punch that dog right in the...
01:09Take it easy.
01:11Here I come, sausage boy!
01:13No!
01:13Battle, Elijah, pass!
01:15What just happened?
01:17Brazil has been robbed.
01:20They killed the Americans!
01:24What happens if they catch us?
01:25You don't see the purge?
01:26They'll be like that.
01:27But if he's just us, go!
01:28Get in!
01:30We need to get out of Brazil!
01:34Ow!
01:35Learn how to drive!
01:37Or don't learn.
01:39You're good!
01:40Oh, no.
01:41You gotta be kidding me!
01:43This is madness.
01:45Oh!
01:46We're gonna die out here, aren't we?
01:48Oh!
01:50Get ready!
01:50Oh, my God!
01:52Oh, 100%.
01:55Get your pocket on.
01:56I think it's an alligator.
01:57Is it really mad when it's about to eat us?
02:01Look at these minnows!
02:02They're drinking my pee!
02:03Little bitch!
02:04Ah!
02:05I got a fish in my...
02:07Oh, God!
02:08Use your teeth.
02:10Use mine.
02:11You're my only hope I need you to be a man right now!
02:14Yeah!
02:15Yeah!
02:15Oh, yeah!
02:16Stop saying yeah!
02:17Sorry!
02:20Adventures never end enough!
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