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00:03:54No.
00:03:55No.
00:04:02So.
00:04:04So.
00:04:04When do you think you're just going to come out and say it?
00:04:07Say what?
00:04:09how deeply in love with me you are.
00:04:12In your dreams.
00:04:13Baby, it's all right.
00:04:15I know.
00:04:17Christopher, could you be more full of yourself?
00:04:20I could.
00:04:21I just choose to keep my arrogance toned down.
00:04:23Around women, I'm giving the...
00:04:27What are you in third grade?
00:04:28What, you don't like hot...
00:04:29How about my one-eyed snake?
00:04:31My Dodger dog?
00:04:32My giggle stick?
00:04:34You're impossible.
00:04:35I'm cheap and I'm easy.
00:04:37Tell all your friends.
00:04:38Do you ever stop?
00:04:40I'll stop when you admit your everlasting love for me.
00:04:43Well, then you better get comfortable, Mr. Giggle Stick.
00:04:46I'm good.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:50Good.
00:04:53Seriously, Les, I mean...
00:04:57I know that...
00:04:59you have feelings for me.
00:05:03Where is this coming from?
00:05:04I mean, I thought we were just having fun here.
00:05:06Isn't that what you say?
00:05:07We're friends who...
00:05:08I'm being serious here.
00:05:09Like, why is that so hard for you to admit?
00:05:12Because we're friends, Christopher.
00:05:13That's all we ever are.
00:05:14That's all we'll ever be.
00:05:17Friends.
00:05:19I mean, look at us.
00:05:20It would never work.
00:05:21You're way too fast for me, and I'm way too demanding for you, and...
00:05:28And I like the way things are.
00:05:32Don't you?
00:05:34I just thought...
00:05:38Never mind.
00:05:40What?
00:05:41No, never mind.
00:05:42You're right.
00:05:47You couldn't handle me anyway.
00:05:50Excuse me?
00:05:51I believe I just handled you three times, if I'm not mistaken.
00:05:54Is that what you call handling?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Because I was taking it easy on you.
00:05:58I sent bras to the chiropractor.
00:06:01God, if only your dick was as big as your ego.
00:06:04If it was, I wouldn't be able to walk around.
00:06:07And neither would you, for that matter.
00:06:14Anyway, I don't hear you complaining.
00:06:16That's because you never showed up long enough for me to get a word in.
00:06:19You love my dick as much as you love me.
00:06:21Oh, shit.
00:06:24You know what I think?
00:06:25Uh-uh, but I'm pretty sure you're going to tell me.
00:06:26I think that you're the one who's in love with me, and you're just projecting.
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:30No.
00:06:31That's it.
00:06:31You're trying to get me to admit to loving you because you're too much of an insecure pussy to just
00:06:36come out and admit it.
00:06:38Well, you've obviously put a lot of thought to this.
00:06:40Actually, no.
00:06:41It's just this brilliant realization that came to me.
00:06:43Are you saying that, given the extreme unlikelihood that I actually did have feelings for you,
00:06:50that if I were to make those known, that you would then step to the plate and acknowledge your undying
00:06:55love for me?
00:06:55I'm not letting you have the hook like that.
00:06:57Like what?
00:06:58It doesn't work like that, Christopher.
00:07:00Love is not negotiable.
00:07:01Oh, maybe everything's negotiable.
00:07:04No, not love.
00:07:06Not love.
00:07:07Love is a guessing game.
00:07:10And that's the beauty of it.
00:07:12There's no guarantees.
00:07:12It's like diving into a pool of water without knowing if it's shallow or deep.
00:07:17And sure, yeah, if it's shallow, you end up hurt and paralyzed from the neck down.
00:07:25But if it's deep...
00:07:29You know...
00:07:34It's a leap of faith.
00:07:35It's like throwing yourself out there without any guarantees, dude, and that's what life's about.
00:07:42Okay, you know those carnival games, right?
00:07:45And you know how some of them are really hard to win, and some of them are super easy, and
00:07:48everyone wins.
00:07:49Sure.
00:07:51It's just that that's the difference between love and...
00:07:56...the game where everyone wins a little prize and no one goes home a loser.
00:08:01And...
00:08:03...love is the game that's really hard to win.
00:08:11But if you do, and you get to take home that life-size stuffed rhinoceros...
00:08:19...it feels a whole lot better than taking home that shitty little plastic keychain.
00:08:45You got a fucked up way of explaining shit.
00:09:00Good night, good night Christopher.
00:09:03Good night Christopher.
00:09:09Good night.
00:09:15She's a little bit cold, she's a little bit bold, she's a little bit funny, how it feels to be,
00:09:25someone out of control, life's taking its toll, when you want her to see, the edge of her, surrender, surrender,
00:09:38your heart.
00:09:40With your life, with your song, surrender, surrender to me.
00:09:55I love you.
00:10:01I love you too.
00:10:11I love you too.
00:10:28I'm not now.
00:10:29Am I?
00:10:30I didn't know, did you like it?
00:10:34no then no you're not gay but at least now you're sure
00:10:41you sore
00:10:45gets better yeah yeah
00:10:52don't care whatever
00:10:57you know you don't have to feel bad about this about what about us having fun there's nothing
00:11:01wrong with it i know i'm just i'm not gay so i'm just saying you don't have to feel bad
00:11:05about it
00:11:07everyone fools around at least once whether they admit it or not
00:11:11i can't tell you how many straight boys i've had the same conversation with
00:11:14what conversation is that
00:11:20the talk you down from the ledge conversation
00:11:26what ledge man what are you talking about you're frat boys you're all the same
00:11:31you're all caught up in this bullshit machismo world that is forced upon you
00:11:35so you're afraid to have a sensitive side bullshit bullshit my ass right now you're a jumper
00:11:41i so wish i knew what the fuck you were talking about right now you're on the ledge ready to
00:11:45jump
00:11:46because you can't deal with the fact that you liked having sex with a man
00:11:50it's true
00:11:53and then i come in and i give you this whole shtick about how
00:11:56you're not gay and everyone does it at least once and then eventually you come back down off that ledge
00:12:01but now you're still left with a hint of regret and guilt
00:12:05and you push it deep down inside and it's locked away never to be mentioned again
00:12:10just a distant memory that you'll come to deny ever even happened
00:12:13it's a college campus cliche the homophobic frat boy that loves it
00:12:19but doesn't want anybody to know about it
00:12:23it's sad really
00:12:27not me
00:12:28whatever
00:12:29whatever
00:12:33not homophobic
00:12:35you're kidding me
00:12:36not homophobic
00:12:37then why keep it a secret
00:12:38because it's nobody's fucking business
00:12:40you think i can't read you
00:12:42you're the definition of homophobic
00:12:44the mere thought of the possibility of you being scares you beyond belief
00:12:48you're barking up the wrong tree
00:12:49yeah whatever helps you sleep at night
00:12:51what the fuck's your problem
00:12:52i'm not the one with the problem boy
00:12:53don't call me boy you fucking
00:13:00there it is
00:13:02i was waiting for it
00:13:03what
00:13:03you just proved my entire point
00:13:05because i called you a
00:13:07bingo
00:13:07what the fuck does that mean bingo
00:13:09you know what i'm really tired
00:13:10and i'm sick of having to explain everything to you
00:13:12so if you don't mind i'd rather you just leave
00:13:17why do you do it
00:13:22what do you care
00:13:28i want to know
00:13:33you really want to know why
00:13:37yeah
00:13:45power
00:13:48power
00:13:49yeah
00:13:52power
00:13:54elaborate
00:13:56my whole life
00:13:57starting from grade school up until the point i came out of the closet
00:14:02i was beaten up ridiculed made fun of and completely alienated because of the way i was born
00:14:12because i'm attracted to guys
00:14:17you can't fucking imagine how powerless this makes someone feel how powerless i felt
00:14:25all through high school i had to hide who i was for fear of people finding out the truth
00:14:34i even dated girls i had sex with them just so that people thought that i was straight
00:14:43that i was
00:14:45that i was
00:14:47normal
00:14:48normal
00:14:49and
00:14:50it tore me up inside
00:14:55to the point where
00:15:01never
00:15:02never mind
00:15:03what
00:15:06nothing
00:15:07um
00:15:07forget it
00:15:09please
00:15:10what
00:15:14i tried to kill myself all right
00:15:17and
00:15:18i tried to commit
00:15:19fucking
00:15:20because
00:15:21i couldn't deal with who i was
00:15:25and i was afraid of people finding out the truth about me
00:15:29are you serious
00:15:31yeah
00:15:33i hated myself for who i was
00:15:38for who i am
00:15:49it's kind of pathetic huh
00:15:51no man it's not
00:15:55yeah well
00:15:57eventually
00:15:59once i got to college i wasn't too different from you i i joined the frat and drank lots of
00:16:04beer and made the usual
00:16:06homoerotic gay jokes
00:16:09then i met a guy
00:16:11and
00:16:15he wasn't too different from you and me
00:16:20he helped me accept who i am
00:16:24just a regular person
00:16:26just like everyone else
00:16:31and it was kind of crazy because
00:16:33as soon as i made the decision to come out
00:16:36that feeling of powerlessness just vanished
00:16:41granted i still had to deal with my family and friends but
00:16:47as soon as i made that decision that i was happy
00:16:49that i loved myself
00:16:52it didn't matter what anyone else thought
00:16:55it was like fuck them if they can't deal with it
00:16:57i'm gay
00:16:59i've always been gay
00:17:01i always will be gay
00:17:05that's gonna be cool man
00:17:07but i'm
00:17:10i just
00:17:12i just
00:17:12i'm
00:17:12that's
00:17:12what
00:17:13it's
00:17:15it's
00:17:17it's
00:17:22it's
00:17:35i
00:17:40You think I'm like how you are?
00:17:43I'm not arrogant enough to pretend to know who you are.
00:17:47You might be like me.
00:17:48You might just be curious.
00:17:51But either way, whatever you are,
00:17:54don't try and cater to other people's ideas
00:17:57of what you should be.
00:18:01But just be you.
00:18:14So, are you?
00:18:17I'm gay.
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:30I don't know.
00:18:33Still trying to figure out if I liked it.
00:18:40You want to give it another shot?
00:18:45Maybe you're a pitcher.
00:18:50As long as you promise not to tell him.
00:18:58Yeah, why not?
00:19:10You okay?
00:19:14I think so.
00:19:18Did you bleed?
00:19:24It doesn't look like it.
00:19:29Did the condom stay on?
00:19:38Did it feel good?
00:19:43Did it feel good for you?
00:19:50I don't know.
00:19:51It kind of hurt, but towards the end,
00:19:53I think it started to feel good.
00:19:54You think?
00:19:57It all happened so fast.
00:19:59What do you mean?
00:20:00It was just over kind of quickly.
00:20:02It was my first time, too.
00:20:03Oh, no, I know.
00:20:04I wasn't complaining.
00:20:06I just...
00:20:08I don't know.
00:20:09I feel kind of weird
00:20:09just lying here naked with you.
00:20:11Yeah, me too.
00:20:13The only other time a girl see me naked
00:20:15is when Sherry Kelly gave me a blowjob
00:20:17in the 10th grade.
00:20:18Sherry Kelly sucked her dick?
00:20:20You didn't know that?
00:20:22How would I know that?
00:20:23Everyone at school knows.
00:20:25I threw up on her.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Yeah, it was my first blowjob.
00:20:31Came the moment her lips touched my dick.
00:20:34Anyway, she was cleaning me up down there.
00:20:37I got so nervous, I threw up.
00:20:39On her?
00:20:40Yeah, all of her.
00:20:43She's never spoken to me since.
00:20:46So, that's why she doesn't talk to you?
00:20:49Yep.
00:20:50I can't believe she told people that.
00:20:52Well, in her defense,
00:20:53the only person she told was Becky Matsunara.
00:20:56Becky was the evil bitch who told everyone else.
00:20:58They called me Pukey Sam the Minuteman
00:21:00for a whole year after that.
00:21:02Constantly reminded her just how much high school sucks ass.
00:21:06I'm sorry.
00:21:08Yeah, don't worry about it.
00:21:09It was a long time ago.
00:21:10Anyway, Becky got hit by a garbage truck
00:21:12and died almost a year later to the day.
00:21:15Universe works in wonderful and mysterious ways.
00:21:21So,
00:21:23this really was your first time?
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:28What?
00:21:29I don't know.
00:21:29It's just kind of cool.
00:21:30That's all.
00:21:32Just losing opportunity together.
00:21:38Oh, shit.
00:21:39Who is that?
00:21:40I don't know.
00:21:41I thought you said your parents were at work.
00:21:42They were.
00:21:43I thought they were.
00:21:43Fuck.
00:21:44Get dressed really quick.
00:21:46Get under the...
00:21:47Get under the...
00:21:49Hurry.
00:21:58Hey.
00:21:59Hi, Mom.
00:22:01What are you doing?
00:22:02Nothing.
00:22:03Just lying down.
00:22:05I'm a little tired.
00:22:06Were you talking to someone?
00:22:08No.
00:22:09I mean, yeah.
00:22:11Um, it was Brie.
00:22:12I just got off the phone with her.
00:22:14Christy, what's going on here?
00:22:16What do you mean?
00:22:17Did you have someone over here?
00:22:19No.
00:22:19Why?
00:22:20You sure?
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:22And why does it smell in here?
00:22:24Mom, I...
00:22:25I don't know what you're talking about.
00:22:28Christy,
00:22:29I want you to swear
00:22:30that no one was over here.
00:22:32I swear.
00:22:35Okay.
00:22:42Christy,
00:22:43you know
00:22:43that you can talk to me, right?
00:22:45Yeah, sure.
00:22:46I mean, about
00:22:46boys and, um...
00:22:49Sex.
00:22:50Hmm.
00:22:50Mom.
00:22:52I don't know
00:22:53if your father and I
00:22:54ever had
00:22:54that talk with you.
00:22:56Mom.
00:22:57You know,
00:22:58anyway,
00:22:59it goes like this.
00:23:00It, um...
00:23:01When you reach
00:23:02a certain age,
00:23:03you...
00:23:04You used to
00:23:05start having feelings
00:23:06and...
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:07Yeah, I know.
00:23:10Oh, you do?
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:12I've known since
00:23:13the sixth grade.
00:23:14Don't you remember
00:23:15when I walked in
00:23:15on you and Dad
00:23:16doing it dressed like
00:23:17Superman and Lois Lane
00:23:18while Tim,
00:23:19the creepy guy next door,
00:23:20took no stress
00:23:20as Jimmy,
00:23:21the reporter?
00:23:23Oh, yeah.
00:23:27Well, um...
00:23:29Good.
00:23:29Right.
00:23:30So, I'm here
00:23:31if you ever
00:23:32want to talk to me,
00:23:33right?
00:23:34And, um...
00:23:35if you ever
00:23:37are going to
00:23:40do anything,
00:23:41just please
00:23:42be careful
00:23:44and, um,
00:23:46use, um,
00:23:48you know,
00:23:48a condom.
00:23:51Mom.
00:23:52Okay, okay.
00:23:53I just, I just
00:23:53want you to be...
00:23:54I just want you
00:23:55to be all right.
00:23:56I'm fine, Mom.
00:23:57Thanks.
00:23:59Thanks.
00:24:07Christy?
00:24:08Yeah?
00:24:10Better get him out of here
00:24:11before your father gets home.
00:24:21shit.
00:24:22For the first time in my life,
00:24:24I can feel the death in me.
00:24:30I am so fucked.
00:24:32Are you?
00:24:33Yeah, and you are too,
00:24:34unless you get the hell
00:24:35out of here.
00:24:35Nuff said.
00:24:38What are you doing?
00:24:40Going out the balcony.
00:24:42What does it look like?
00:24:42Just go out the front door.
00:24:44My mom already knows you're here.
00:24:45I'm not walking past your mom
00:24:46after she knows we just did it.
00:24:48You can deal with an entire
00:24:49high school full of people
00:24:50knowing you threw up
00:24:51during your first
00:24:51but you can't walk past my mom.
00:24:54Good point.
00:25:03Nice.
00:25:04Yeah, it was nice.
00:25:07Get out of here!
00:25:09Get out of here!
00:25:17Till it ends
00:25:19Only laugh and wonder when
00:25:22Bye.
00:25:25Bye.
00:25:43Well, that was nice.
00:25:45Oh, yeah.
00:25:47You want to do it again?
00:25:49No, no, no.
00:25:50Right now.
00:25:51Okay.
00:25:51I just want to marinate
00:25:53in this for a while.
00:26:03You do know this is just casual, right?
00:26:07Yeah, of course.
00:26:09Okay.
00:26:09Okay, because I don't want you
00:26:10freaking out on me
00:26:11catching feelings and shit.
00:26:13Look, I'm not into girls.
00:26:14I just like what you liked.
00:26:16And you like to lick it.
00:26:18That's our dynamic.
00:26:20No more, no less.
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23Wait, I just want you
00:26:24to get it through your head right now.
00:26:25That's all.
00:26:25Yeah, understood.
00:26:27No feelings whatsoever.
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:30Anyway, I'm not...
00:26:31I'm not gay either.
00:26:32You know, this is...
00:26:35It's fun.
00:26:36Okay, whatever.
00:26:37Look, you don't have to hide
00:26:38the fact that you're gay.
00:26:39I don't care.
00:26:40I'm not.
00:26:41Look, you can do whatever you want.
00:26:42I just don't want you
00:26:43falling in love with me.
00:26:44That's all.
00:26:45I don't have patience
00:26:46for that type of bullshit,
00:26:47man or a woman.
00:26:51Okay.
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:55Nikki,
00:26:57you think I'm gay?
00:27:00Aren't you?
00:27:03I mean, I don't know.
00:27:05Well, anyone that likes
00:27:06bitches you two's got to be gay.
00:27:08I like guys, too, okay?
00:27:11Really?
00:27:12Yeah.
00:27:12When was the last time
00:27:12you were with a guy?
00:27:14Uh, high school.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:16Did you like it?
00:27:19That's what I thought.
00:27:21Look, who cares, okay?
00:27:22You like pussy,
00:27:22I like pussy.
00:27:23No big deal.
00:27:23Whoa, whoa.
00:27:24Do you have to be
00:27:25so crude about it?
00:27:27What's that?
00:27:28I mean, like,
00:27:29I don't know.
00:27:30You can be...
00:27:31You can be really abrasive sometimes.
00:27:33You know, that's all.
00:27:35Well, no,
00:27:36that's the way I talk.
00:27:38Look, if you don't like it,
00:27:39too fucking bad, okay?
00:27:40I'm blunt.
00:27:41I call it as I see it.
00:27:43Really?
00:27:43Yeah.
00:27:44You're an aspiring rug-muncher
00:27:45who makes...
00:27:48Well, I'm a raging bitch
00:27:49who loves the...
00:27:50That's the reality
00:27:51of the situation.
00:27:53Look, the only reason
00:27:54I let you go down on me
00:27:55is because it's been a little
00:27:55slow around the dorms lately.
00:27:57And, well, frankly,
00:27:58I'm a little bored
00:27:58of the selection
00:27:58of available fucksticks
00:27:59around here, okay?
00:28:03Oh, Jesus, Kat,
00:28:04please, please
00:28:05do not get emotional
00:28:06on you, okay?
00:28:07I'm not emotional.
00:28:07Yes, you are.
00:28:08I'm a cunt,
00:28:09and you should know that, okay?
00:28:10You're my fucking roommate
00:28:11for Christ's sake.
00:28:12Have you ever seen me
00:28:13be nice to anyone?
00:28:14No.
00:28:14No, I guess not.
00:28:15Okay, exactly.
00:28:16It's just that, like,
00:28:18you're so different
00:28:19when we're fooling around,
00:28:20you know?
00:28:23Yeah, I mean,
00:28:24that's because
00:28:24you're getting me off.
00:28:26Oh, my God.
00:28:28Like...
00:28:28What?
00:28:28Maybe it's the only time
00:28:29I'm able to surprise
00:28:30my fucking bitchness
00:28:31long enough to appear
00:28:32like a decent human being.
00:28:34Look, just in case
00:28:35I haven't made it clear
00:28:36to you, Kat, I'm not.
00:28:43All right, Kat.
00:28:50You do know
00:28:50you're gay, right?
00:28:53Yeah.
00:28:56Is that the first time
00:28:57you've ever said that?
00:28:58What, that I'm gay?
00:28:59Yeah.
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:04Well, come on, I'm honored.
00:29:05Oh, don't shut up.
00:29:07Look, Kat, I'm serious, okay?
00:29:09It's like you're being
00:29:09honest with yourself
00:29:10about who you are.
00:29:12I don't know.
00:29:13Maybe a little bit of me
00:29:14is ribbing off on you.
00:29:15Oh, God forbid.
00:29:17Well, look,
00:29:17as fucked up as I may be,
00:29:19I must have some
00:29:20redeeming qualities, right?
00:29:22I definitely have a few.
00:29:24You are a s***.
00:29:26I can deal with that, okay?
00:29:29Just do me a favor,
00:29:30like, don't repeat
00:29:30this conversation, okay?
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:33As long as you don't tell
00:29:34anybody they give me
00:29:34steady orgasms.
00:29:35Deal.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:39So, what,
00:29:40you don't want anyone to know?
00:29:41No, no, it's not that.
00:29:43It's just, like,
00:29:44I want to do it
00:29:45on my own timeline,
00:29:45you know?
00:29:46And besides,
00:29:47it's nobody's business.
00:29:49Eventually,
00:29:49I am going to come out.
00:29:51Do your parents know?
00:29:52Fuck, no.
00:29:53They would s***
00:29:54a solid gold brick
00:29:55if they were to find out.
00:29:57Listen to you,
00:29:58Miss Potty Mouth.
00:29:59Oh, well,
00:30:00it must be sexually contracted.
00:30:01Oh, man, maybe.
00:30:03But, okay,
00:30:04I mean, listen,
00:30:05Kev,
00:30:06what are they going to do
00:30:07when they find out?
00:30:07Oh, first,
00:30:08they'll probably disown me.
00:30:10Then, after a while
00:30:11not speaking to me,
00:30:12they'll act like
00:30:12they'll do me a favor
00:30:13by having me explain
00:30:14to them exactly why.
00:30:16I'm making the decision
00:30:18to be gay.
00:30:20Oh, my God,
00:30:21that is just so f***ed up.
00:30:24You want to tell me about it?
00:30:28So what's it taste like, anyway?
00:30:30What?
00:30:37I don't know.
00:30:40Seriously,
00:30:40I want to know.
00:30:43Well,
00:30:47you want to know.
00:30:48Oh, come on,
00:30:49I don't want to know
00:30:49that bad, okay?
00:30:50I'm just curious as all.
00:30:52Oh.
00:30:53I don't know.
00:30:54I, I,
00:30:55it tastes good.
00:30:57I like it.
00:30:59Oh, really?
00:31:00I know you like it,
00:31:01okay?
00:31:01I just,
00:31:02I mean, like,
00:31:02what does it taste like?
00:31:04Look,
00:31:05does it taste like chicken?
00:31:06Does it taste like potatoes?
00:31:08I mean,
00:31:09does it taste like tuna?
00:31:10Don't.
00:31:10Oh, I can't.
00:31:11No, it smells like tuna.
00:31:13No, it depends, okay?
00:31:15It, it depends.
00:31:16It's always a little different,
00:31:18and, and...
00:31:21I guess it's a little salty.
00:31:25And everybody's unique.
00:31:29What do I taste like?
00:31:34What?
00:31:34No.
00:31:35You ask, Nikki.
00:31:37I know,
00:31:38but I just,
00:31:40I just,
00:31:40I mean, like,
00:31:41I would just assume
00:31:42it's nasty, so.
00:31:43Why?
00:31:44It's a moist cavity
00:31:46between your legs, Kat.
00:31:48A moist cavity?
00:31:49I mean...
00:31:49It is, okay?
00:31:50It, it sometimes gets sweaty,
00:31:52so it sometimes smells.
00:31:53It's just,
00:31:55it's just a little gross.
00:31:57No, it's not.
00:31:58You definitely,
00:31:59you want it clean.
00:32:07You honestly want to know
00:32:08what your day's like?
00:32:12Well, I asked,
00:32:13didn't I?
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:16Yeah.
00:32:17Come here.
00:32:26No, relax.
00:32:45You taste
00:32:47so fucking good.
00:32:53Okay,
00:32:53I'm no less but what
00:32:54that was really hot.
00:32:56Yeah?
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:59You almost may want to
00:33:00go down on you.
00:33:03Really?
00:33:04Almost.
00:33:10Oh!
00:33:11Oh!
00:33:13Oh, I forgot
00:33:14how fun that was.
00:33:16Yeah.
00:33:16Oh!
00:33:17Yeah, well,
00:33:18speak for yourself,
00:33:19old-timer.
00:33:20I'm gonna hunt down
00:33:21and kill that doctor
00:33:22who gave you those pills.
00:33:25Mm-hmm.
00:33:28Can I ask you something?
00:33:30I hate when you do that.
00:33:32Ask me if you can ask me something.
00:33:34You're already asking me something
00:33:36by asking if you can ask me something.
00:33:38Okay, I'm sorry.
00:33:39So?
00:33:40Well,
00:33:41if you had the chance
00:33:42to go back in time
00:33:43and change things,
00:33:44you know,
00:33:44like you and I being together,
00:33:46would you?
00:33:47Would I change anything
00:33:49if I could go back in time?
00:33:51Yeah.
00:33:53No.
00:33:55God, no.
00:33:57Gee,
00:33:58I wouldn't change
00:33:59a single thing.
00:34:01I couldn't have dreamed up
00:34:03a better life
00:34:04in my best night's sleep.
00:34:07You're still my knight
00:34:09in shining armor.
00:34:10Always have been,
00:34:11always will be.
00:34:14You're just as amazing
00:34:15as the first night
00:34:15I met you.
00:34:17Who would have thought
00:34:18we would have found love
00:34:19at a gangbang?
00:34:25Do you remember
00:34:26that key party
00:34:27where old Walter Cotton
00:34:29couldn't get his pecker
00:34:31out of my ass?
00:34:32Oh, yeah.
00:34:33Remember the look
00:34:34in his face?
00:34:34Oh, sure do.
00:34:36Oh, ho.
00:34:37It was like a helpless pup
00:34:39locked up with a b****.
00:34:43All he was missing
00:34:44was the amused owner
00:34:46chasing us
00:34:46with a water hose.
00:34:48Do you remember
00:34:49what his wife Diane said
00:34:50after he finally got it out?
00:34:52Oh, yeah.
00:34:53She said,
00:34:54who wants pudding?
00:34:55Oh, my God.
00:34:58Oh, my God.
00:34:59Oh, he was a kick
00:35:01in the pants, huh?
00:35:04And hung like a horse.
00:35:05You ain't lying.
00:35:06He had a d***
00:35:07big and choked a donkey.
00:35:08Looked like a baby's leg,
00:35:09didn't it?
00:35:10Yeah, a fat baby.
00:35:14Sex was different back then.
00:35:16Yeah, everything
00:35:18was so much more free,
00:35:19you know?
00:35:20No rules,
00:35:22no inhibitions,
00:35:23no jealousies,
00:35:25no shaved pubic hair,
00:35:28and no diseases
00:35:29that you couldn't
00:35:30take care of
00:35:30with a visit to the doctor
00:35:31and a quick shot
00:35:32of penicillin.
00:35:33Today, let me tell you
00:35:34some of these kids
00:35:34got to wear a coat of armor
00:35:35before they park their car
00:35:36into any woman's garage.
00:35:38I would wear three
00:35:39for four.
00:35:40Yeah, you would.
00:35:42Do you remember
00:35:43the night I brought home
00:35:46Luann and Cecilia
00:35:47after the Jefferson
00:35:48airplane show
00:35:49at the Fillmore?
00:35:50The summer of 1969.
00:35:52Uh-huh.
00:35:53I couldn't forget that
00:35:53if I tried.
00:35:55No matter how long
00:35:55we live,
00:35:56I'll never be able
00:35:57to repay you
00:35:57for that night.
00:35:58I didn't know
00:35:59this thing was possible.
00:36:00Oh, yeah,
00:36:01it's possible.
00:36:02Hurts like a son of a gun,
00:36:03but it's possible.
00:36:04That girl was crying.
00:36:06Yeah.
00:36:07She had pleasure
00:36:08and pain
00:36:08at the same time.
00:36:09Ah!
00:36:10Ah!
00:36:11Ah!
00:36:13Well, it hurt.
00:36:14Yeah.
00:36:14Ah!
00:36:15I said, damn,
00:36:16why did it hurt?
00:36:17Somebody got their fist
00:36:17up your damn thing, girl.
00:36:19Oh, God.
00:36:20It's gonna be feel good.
00:36:22Uh-huh.
00:36:25Muah!
00:36:33What do you think
00:36:34the kids would think
00:36:36if they knew about us?
00:36:38What, you mean
00:36:39about our past?
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41You mean the
00:36:43swapping
00:36:44and the
00:36:45sex stuff?
00:36:47Yes, you numbskull.
00:36:49I swear,
00:36:50sometimes I think
00:36:50you're as thick-headed
00:36:52as a mule.
00:36:53You don't have to be
00:36:53so nasty.
00:36:55Maybe they'll have
00:36:55heart attacks.
00:36:57You think?
00:36:58Who wanna think
00:36:58about their parents
00:36:59doing the bang, bang, bang?
00:37:00You know, bang, bang,
00:37:01bang, bang, bang.
00:37:02Daddy got his drawers off,
00:37:03big old butt chicken
00:37:04up in there.
00:37:05Bang, bang, bang.
00:37:06Bang, bang, bang, bang,
00:37:07bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:37:07Oh, shh, stop.
00:37:11I always wondered
00:37:12if they knew.
00:37:19Nah, no way.
00:37:20Mm-mm.
00:37:22Mm-mm.
00:37:23Do you think, uh,
00:37:25I think they'd be ashamed?
00:37:26I don't know.
00:37:27It's hard to figure out
00:37:28what they think.
00:37:30Yeah, well, I guess
00:37:31there's no use
00:37:32in worrying about it now.
00:37:33No use at all.
00:37:34Let me tell you something.
00:37:35We made our decisions
00:37:37and we lived through them.
00:37:38And now we're here.
00:37:39What more can we ask for?
00:37:41Yeah, you're right.
00:37:42I know I'm right, baby doll.
00:37:45After 40 years of marriage,
00:37:46you'd think you would
00:37:47figure that out by now.
00:37:4935 years, Gene.
00:37:5140 sugar dumplings.
00:37:5335, honey bun.
00:37:55Cupcakes.
00:37:5640.
00:37:57Gene.
00:37:58Hmm?
00:37:59What year were we married?
00:38:0340 years ago.
00:38:1250 years ago.
00:38:15You ever think
00:38:16we end up here?
00:38:18What do you mean, here?
00:38:20You know, me and you together
00:38:21are old.
00:38:23We're not that old.
00:38:27We're no spring chickens, I tell you that.
00:38:29Well, we're not old.
00:38:30Old is Bea Arthur and Bob Hope.
00:38:34Mm-hmm.
00:38:34What's that guy that owns everything?
00:38:36T.A. Turner?
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:38They're old.
00:38:39We're not old.
00:38:41We're refined.
00:38:43But Bob Hope is dead.
00:38:46Yeah, that's real.
00:38:48But to answer your question,
00:38:51I don't know if I ever thought we'd end up here.
00:38:54I don't know.
00:38:56I hoped.
00:38:58Yeah.
00:38:59Me too.
00:39:00You know, out of all the other women I buried my bone in,
00:39:05and you know me, I buried my bone in a lot of them,
00:39:08there was never anyone but you.
00:39:12You've always had a way with words, Jean.
00:39:17Mwah!
00:39:18Old sweet thing you call me.
00:39:20Don't call me old.
00:39:21Bye.
00:39:22Mwah!
00:39:27Mwah!
00:39:29Mwah!
00:39:29Mwah!
00:39:29Mwah!
00:39:30Mwah!
00:39:30Mwah!
00:39:30Mwah!
00:39:30So what do you want to do?
00:39:31I don't know.
00:39:33What's everybody else doing, man?
00:39:34They're going dancing.
00:39:35They're headed down to Boys Town.
00:39:37It's, uh, 80s night at Rage.
00:39:40God, our friends are so f***ing f***y, man.
00:39:42Yeah, tell me about it.
00:39:45So what do you think?
00:39:46I don't know.
00:39:47Any other ideas?
00:39:49Well, I don't know.
00:39:49We could stay up all night and have sex, like rock stars,
00:39:52keep up the neighbors, sweat, shake the earth.
00:39:58Sounds pretty nice, but, you know, I wasn't joking.
00:40:01My ass kind of hurts.
00:40:03Want to go catch a movie or something?
00:40:04I am.
00:40:05What's up?
00:40:07Not much.
00:40:08Seems the only entertainment I've been getting
00:40:10from going to the theater is watching some poor sap pay $12.50
00:40:13to see some half-ass recycled excuse for a motion picture.
00:40:18Yeah, man.
00:40:20Well, we're two of those poor saps, mister.
00:40:25He's gone!
00:40:27Wanna drive?
00:40:29I'm driving.
00:40:33Oh.
00:40:38So, uh, how's this gonna work, man?
00:40:42What do you mean?
00:40:44I mean, how's this gonna work?
00:40:48You mean us?
00:40:50Yes, Bob.
00:40:52I don't know, Neil.
00:40:52Why you asking?
00:40:54Because I want to f***ing know.
00:40:55That's why.
00:40:56Well, I don't have a f***ing answer, all right?
00:41:00My ass is so sore.
00:41:03well don't expect me to be the in this relationship you got it i'm the butch
00:41:10always been the butch i'll always be the butch
00:41:16neil's a fucking butch you know what i mean fucking christ we have to have the state of
00:41:20union talk right now yeah we do what i'm no well that's our problem einstein why does it have to
00:41:29be a fucking problem that's the way it fucking works man there's and there's a butch i don't
00:41:35make the rules okay that's so passe passe yes passe ladies and gentlemen i believe we found ourselves
00:41:45a bitch
00:41:56just because the heterosexual public has a uniform stereotype of what a normal gay couple's
00:42:02dynamic should be doesn't mean that we the gay community have to abide by their small-minded
00:42:08perceptions and their inability to think outside the box
00:42:12so what are you proposing i'm not proposing anything i'm just saying that just because
00:42:17people expect a bitch and a butch that's it doesn't mean that's the way it has to be
00:42:24i mean look at ingrid and sarah they're both fucking butch as fuck and they've been handling
00:42:29together for fucking over five and a half years man
00:42:34right lesbians are so ahead of the curve they are they're on top of their fucking game man
00:42:40and you don't see the two of them feeling bad for not fitting into the socially expected
00:42:45archetypes of what a happy gay couple should be neil i just i don't i don't understand why
00:42:51this is bothering you so much i don't know it's just that all the gay couples we know
00:42:59there's masculine and a femme so i don't know it's just rare that a gay couple breaks the mold that's
00:43:07all i think you're forgetting about the first gay couple man who's that r2d2 and c-3po what are you
00:43:14talking about c-3po is a total bitch oh lord did you hope we make it to the launch pad
00:43:21on time
00:43:21hurry r2 hurry faggots man faggot talk yeah but what was r2 then oh okay i think i see where
00:43:32you're
00:43:32going with this see i mean some can argue that r2 was the bitch i mean for constantly putting up
00:43:38with
00:43:383po's shit and continuing to hang out with them even though they're persistent nagging by that
00:43:42fucking british twat you made your point but a small side note r2 and 3po weren't the first gay
00:43:51couple shut up of course they were nope you're wrong who was it then gilligan and the skipper
00:44:00oh shit yeah i thought about it like that you never thought about that you kidding me but you
00:44:06never noticed the pet name little buddy come on and the fact that ginger and marianne those fine
00:44:13little pieces of ass never got any action from either one of them they were fucking odd too
00:44:19yeah if they only had dicks had a mouthful
00:44:23oh yeah so i guess no one has to be
00:44:31neil neither of us are capable of being the
00:44:34you're the lead singer of a hair band and i'm a high school football coach
00:44:38we both hate the fuck out of barbara streisand
00:44:41oh shit yeah listen i don't know how it works but it does all right and i'm not gonna change
00:44:49and i know you're not gonna change so why should we fucking change then i mean you're happy right
00:44:54oh yeah and i'm happy too yeah so fuck everyone
00:45:07yeah yeah yeah thanks for what for just being you yeah no problem
00:45:20what what what i'm glad we're together you know and i'm really glad we can talk the way we do
00:45:28you
00:45:28know i'm just i'm i've never been able to talk to someone the way i talk to you
00:45:36how'd this suddenly turn into an after-school special man come on you know it's because you're a manly man
00:45:43doesn't mean you can't have a heart yeah i'm being real here i'm saying i don't
00:45:53i just want you to know that i appreciate you know
00:45:58you're serious
00:46:00yeah i'm serious cool thanks
00:46:08i appreciate you too you know i'm sorry if i uh don't express my feelings it's just
00:46:15i don't know that's not really my thing you know
00:46:19jesus now i sound like i'm an after-school special
00:46:24it's okay
00:46:28i know you do
00:46:46why do we do this you on the other hand you're caught up in this fucking fantasy world where
00:46:53everyone is who you want them to be but not who they are
00:47:01the truth hurts don't it fuck you oh now you're gonna get all mad at me because i told you
00:47:07the
00:47:07truth after you blast me out of the water with your judgment fuck you
00:47:14and you wonder why i left oh that's rich that's good geordie you left well that's not really the way
00:47:21that i remember it but that's okay we can go back and rewrite the book of david and geordie
00:47:25it's all just shut up okay okay
00:47:35you don't still have feelings for me no of course not i'm so over you okay well you never answered
00:47:41me then why are you here
00:47:42you never answered me either with what
00:47:46why are you here oh jesus christ geordie i thought we pretty much covered
00:47:50this didn't we okay to paraphrase the long and tedious subject that we
00:47:54just discussed i am a womanizer okay i like all
00:47:58different types of women i like the way that they smell
00:48:00i like the way that they taste i like the way that they
00:48:03the problem is i find it hard to stay loyal or honest to one particular woman at one particular time
00:48:07there i said it fine are you happy now why are you here
00:48:13i don't know
00:48:16i really don't know
00:48:22look aren't you happy with
00:48:24tom john what the fuck is his name again
00:48:26greg yeah greg aren't you happy with greg
00:48:30yeah i mean yes i am
00:48:32then why i don't have an answer i don't fucking know all right
00:48:37all right there's no need to get hostile
00:48:40i'm just wondering since we're in such an honest mood here tonight laying naked beside one another just
00:48:44having shared the most intimate of body fluids i thought we could just kind of
00:48:49just get everything out in the open
00:48:52look we know why i'm cheating on my girlfriend because i'm a piece of shit
00:48:55but at least i know what i am and and and i'm honest with myself about it
00:48:59yeah unfortunately you're the only person you have the ability to be honest too
00:49:07it's only because i'm compassionate
00:49:10what the fuck are you talking about
00:49:12the only reason that i lie to women is to protect them from being hurt
00:49:16oh my god you drive me fucking crazy
00:49:21i mean it's just it's amazing to me how you can justify your lying and womanizing
00:49:27by believing that you're doing us women a favor
00:49:29like we couldn't handle the truth
00:49:31well could you
00:49:33i don't know
00:49:34but at least we wouldn't end up with broken hearts
00:49:37i mean you think you're doing us a favor
00:49:41you think you're being compassionate
00:49:43but by letting us think that we're the only ones
00:49:46no you're the one that's fucking delusional david
00:49:50all you're doing is delaying the process
00:49:53sneaking behind our backs
00:49:54fucking anything with a pair of tits and three holes
00:49:57eventually making us look like idiots breaking our spirits
00:50:00that is not compassionate david
00:50:02that is fucking evil
00:50:04evil?
00:50:06yeah evil
00:50:08and the sad thing is you can't even comprehend why it's evil
00:50:12because you've never had to feel anything
00:50:16it must be so nice to be as numb to the world as you
00:50:20protected and sheltered by your own shallowness
00:50:22and so much so that you don't even realize what you're doing is downright wrong
00:50:31you done?
00:50:36why are you such an asshole?
00:50:39i don't know it's a gift
00:50:41no it's just sad
00:50:45i mean i can't expect you to understand what it feels like to be heartbroken
00:50:50can you wanna know why?
00:50:51why?
00:50:54cause you don't have a heart
00:51:04by the way
00:51:06i lied
00:51:08it is small
00:51:10it's still all right
00:51:12it's going down
00:51:38it's still alright
00:51:39It's in Spain.
00:51:43I know, but isn't that in Mexico?
00:51:46No, it's in Spain.
00:51:50It's a country.
00:51:52In Europe.
00:51:53Oh, okay, like by England.
00:51:57Yeah, kind of, yes.
00:52:09What, um, what language do they speak there?
00:52:12Spanish?
00:52:15I know, but isn't that what they speak in, um, in, uh, Mexico?
00:52:21Yes, but the language, uh, the language originated in Spain?
00:52:27Are you sure?
00:52:31Yes, I am, uh, positive.
00:52:34Ah, yes, positive.
00:52:38See, cause I have a, I have a Mexican friend and he speaks Spanish.
00:52:52So is tonight your first night at the Spider Club?
00:52:55No, no, I've been there quite a bit.
00:52:57Yeah, yeah.
00:52:58You?
00:52:59No, I'm there all the time.
00:53:02I'm surprised I've never seen you there.
00:53:05Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:53:17I know.
00:53:18What's your favorite, uh, color?
00:53:23My favorite color?
00:53:25Um, I don't know, gray, I guess.
00:53:27Oh, no, no, no, no, see, gray's not a color.
00:53:31Sure it is.
00:53:33I have a gray sweater.
00:53:36Oh.
00:53:38So what do you do?
00:53:40Oh, I'm an actor.
00:53:41Really?
00:53:42Yeah, well, an aspiring actor.
00:53:45But I've seen you in anything?
00:53:48Probably not, no.
00:53:49Oh.
00:53:49Yeah.
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:50Well, oh, uh, well, actually I was, uh, cholo number, number three in an episode of Us one
00:53:56time.
00:53:57Oh, cool.
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:58Yeah, my, uh, my agent, he says that, uh, he says that things are going to be picking
00:54:03up for me very soon.
00:54:03Really?
00:54:05Well, he says I have a, a unique quality that sets me apart from the pack.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11It's only a matter of time, he says, before I get my big break.
00:54:14Cool.
00:54:16You know, he describes me as the next, uh, the next Antonio Banderas.
00:54:20Oh, really?
00:54:21Yeah.
00:54:21I love that guy.
00:54:23I love Fantasy Island.
00:54:26Oh, so good.
00:54:28Yeah.
00:54:30What do you do?
00:54:32Oh, I'm a model.
00:54:33See, I would have guessed that.
00:54:35Really?
00:54:37You look like a model.
00:54:40Thanks.
00:54:41Mm-hmm.
00:54:42What kind of modeling do you do?
00:54:46Um, mostly print, just adult stuff, you know.
00:54:52Really?
00:54:53Yeah, just for now, until I can find something better to do.
00:54:59Just cool.
00:55:04Would I have seen you, uh, seen you in something?
00:55:07Maybe.
00:55:08Did you ever pick up the LA Express?
00:55:11That's, uh, that's, that's the paper that advertises for hookers.
00:55:14Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:55:16Call, call girls, I mean?
00:55:17They're escorts.
00:55:18Sorry, sorry.
00:55:20I've, yeah.
00:55:22I've seen it, uh, I've seen it a couple of times.
00:55:31I have, I have this, this.
00:55:35You, but you, you are not a, you're not a professional though, are you?
00:55:39Yeah.
00:55:40What, what, what?
00:55:41Yeah, I'm an escort from time to time.
00:55:44What, what, what, were you gonna say something?
00:55:47Cause you just asked me right now.
00:55:49I mean, I, I, I just f***ing yelling on you.
00:55:52I mean, Jesus Christ, don't you think that's something you should tell someone before you, you, you, you sleep with
00:55:56them?
00:55:58No.
00:55:59You didn't tell me what you did before you slept with me.
00:56:02That's different, okay?
00:56:03I, I don't sleep with random people for money.
00:56:07You're not upset, are you?
00:56:10A little bit.
00:56:15You don't have something, do you?
00:56:17Like what?
00:56:18Like a f***ing deceased or something.
00:56:20No.
00:56:21No way, I make all the guys wear condoms.
00:56:24It's my number one rule.
00:56:29Come on.
00:56:29Oh, Jesus.
00:56:30My f***ing tongue is going to mess up and fall off.
00:56:33Come on, don't be angry.
00:56:35What, what were you doing at the club tonight?
00:56:37Shouldn't you be out working or something?
00:56:41Silly.
00:56:42Escorts like to party too.
00:56:43Besides, it's a good place to pick up work.
00:56:47Oh my God.
00:56:48You don't expect me to pay for this, do you?
00:56:51No.
00:56:52I liked it.
00:56:56I like sex just like the next person, you know?
00:56:58That's why I do what I do.
00:57:01Can we not, can we not just, let's not talk about it, okay?
00:57:05Just be careful, yeah?
00:57:06I don't know why you get so uncomfortable about it.
00:57:09It's kind of cute.
00:57:11And you're for real, huh?
00:57:13Yeah, I mean, it's not like I sleep with that many more men
00:57:15than every other stupid girl at the club.
00:57:17I'm just smart enough to get paid for it.
00:57:20But you're selling yourself.
00:57:21I mean, you're ashamed, no?
00:57:23No.
00:57:24Why should I be?
00:57:26I like what I do and until something more promising comes along
00:57:29and then I'm happy getting paid to have sex.
00:57:31I like to do the boopsie.
00:57:35Were you abused as a child or something?
00:57:37No.
00:57:40How long have you been doing this?
00:57:43Um...
00:57:44Since I moved here.
00:57:47I was waiting tables and this guy made me an offer.
00:57:51And this is serious?
00:57:53Mm-hmm.
00:57:55Yep, he offered me a thousand bucks to come home with him.
00:57:58Oh, jeez.
00:57:59A thousand bucks.
00:58:00So I did it.
00:58:01Oh, he was so cute and he was nice.
00:58:05I would've went home with him for free if he were to ask,
00:58:07but I figured I'd make me some money, you know?
00:58:10Mm-hmm.
00:58:12After that, you know, I told my friend,
00:58:13and we both decided to quit waiting tables and do it for a living.
00:58:17What do you think?
00:58:19It's honest work.
00:58:19I mean, I offer a service and I get my rocks off in the meantime,
00:58:22so it works out for everyone.
00:58:25Ooh!
00:58:26I'm home, honey!
00:58:31Jesus.
00:58:34Hi.
00:58:35Don't you come across the scumbags, huh?
00:58:39Sometimes, but...
00:58:41that's where this comes in.
00:58:43Oh, Jesus.
00:58:44Okay.
00:58:45What, don't they have guns in Mexico?
00:58:48Mexico, they're all about the guns, but in Spain, no, okay?
00:58:51Be careful with that, huh?
00:58:53Don't be scared.
00:58:54I know how to handle a gun.
00:58:55I've been shooting since I was six.
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58Yeah.
00:59:00Put it in the bag.
00:59:02Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip it in the bag, okay?
00:59:04Put it away.
00:59:07Oh, you're scared.
00:59:09Anyway, I try not to worry too much,
00:59:11because I'm a pretty, uh...
00:59:12I'm a pretty good judge of character.
00:59:15You know?
00:59:17Hey!
00:59:19I trusted you, didn't I?
00:59:22Hi.
00:59:23Anywho.
00:59:25I don't worry too much.
00:59:29I do who I want to do, and if I'm not feeling it, I don't.
00:59:33Oy.
00:59:35Are you all right?
00:59:37Oy.
00:59:38I don't know.
00:59:40Hey, look, don't let it bother you, okay?
00:59:42I promise, I am clean.
00:59:44I use protection.
00:59:46Look, I'm just a normal person like you,
00:59:49except for I get paid to fuck.
00:59:51Okay, okay.
00:59:52Could you please stop saying that, yes?
00:59:54What are you doing in there?
00:59:57I'm cleaning up.
00:59:59Okay.
01:00:00Oy.
01:00:01Oy.
01:00:08How old were you when you first had any sex?
01:00:12Twelve.
01:00:16Yeah, yes, twelve, okay.
01:00:19Twelve.
01:00:21Yeah, twelve.
01:00:22Okay, with who?
01:00:25My uncle Danny.
01:00:28Your fuck is your uncle Danny?
01:00:29Yeah, but I thought it was my cousin.
01:00:32Oh, oh, Jesus.
01:00:35What can I say?
01:00:36It was dark in my room.
01:00:37Okay, okay, but you thought it was your cousin.
01:00:40Yeah, well, me and my cousin, we've always fooled around.
01:00:44What do you mean?
01:00:45I told you I was from Arkansas.
01:00:48What is that sort of mean?
01:00:50It's just, it's not that uncommon of a thing, that's all.
01:00:53At least it wasn't my dad.
01:00:54Uh, what the f-
01:00:56Oh, God, this is, this is too much for me.
01:00:59Calm down, it was a long time ago.
01:01:02No, no, everything.
01:01:04First, you're a girl who's laying in bed next to me.
01:01:06And then you're an escort who's laying in bed next to me.
01:01:09Now you're an escort who fucking her uncle, who she thought was her cousin, is laying in bed next to
01:01:14me.
01:01:14This is too fucking for me.
01:01:16Relax.
01:01:18Relax.
01:01:19What is it? Relax.
01:01:21You want me to relax?
01:01:22How the fuck am I supposed to relax?
01:01:24I don't even know who the fuck you are.
01:01:25And I just put my dick inside you for over an hour.
01:01:28Well, maybe you should think twice before you take a stranger home and have sex with her.
01:01:33You know, look at you.
01:01:34You don't even realize how incredibly fucking the situation is, huh?
01:01:38Why don't you just relax?
01:01:39You'll get over it.
01:01:41No.
01:01:42No, I will not get over it.
01:01:43Okay?
01:01:44Having a, having a sex with an escort is not something I, I, I get over.
01:01:48I, I have never paid for this sex in my life.
01:01:52I already said this one was on the house.
01:01:55You don't get it, do you, huh?
01:01:57Come on.
01:02:00Relax.
01:02:00Didn't we have fun?
01:02:01I thought we were having fun.
01:02:03Did, did you make your uncle?
01:02:05Yes, but I told you I thought it was my cousin.
01:02:08Oh, God.
01:02:09What, what?
01:02:10Why do you keep saying that, like, it's supposed to make me feel better, huh?
01:02:13Well, doesn't it?
01:02:14I mean, what if I was my uncle knowingly?
01:02:17Now, that's gross.
01:02:19You are twisted, you know what?
01:02:21No, I'm not twisted.
01:02:23I'm honest.
01:02:24Okay?
01:02:25I mean, most girls would have lied.
01:02:28If you would have asked them what they did for a living, they would have lied.
01:02:30They would have said they were a runway model for Gucci or Dolce or some bullshit.
01:02:35I'm not ashamed of what I am, okay?
01:02:37Just cause you got your hang-ups, don't take them out on me, Buster Brown.
01:02:40What?
01:02:42Buster Brown?
01:02:45Buster, but what, what, what, what is, you're, what is this, Buster?
01:02:48You're the craziest person I've ever met in my life, you know?
01:02:55You got another round in you?
01:02:58Another round?
01:03:01What, what, what, what was that?
01:03:04What was that?
01:03:04You got another round in you?
01:03:05Another round, huh?
01:03:07Are you completely oblivious to everything that's just taking place here, huh?
01:03:13What is this?
01:03:15What the fuck is so funny, huh?
01:03:17What is so, what is so funny?
01:03:21You don't laugh at me, are you coming to my house?
01:03:24Hey, relax!
01:03:24I was just fucking with you.
01:03:28What?
01:03:29I was fucking with you, not a fucking escort.
01:03:33What?
01:03:34What is this?
01:03:35You're, you're not an escort.
01:03:36No.
01:03:37What?
01:03:38Are you serious?
01:03:39Yeah!
01:03:40You should have seen your face when I said, I'm fucking my uncle.
01:03:46You were, you, your eyes like, bugged out.
01:03:53Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:03:53All of, all of this...
01:03:55This was bullshit.
01:03:57This was bullshit.
01:03:57It was complete bullshit.
01:03:58What about the gun, huh?
01:04:00What about, what about the gun?
01:04:04This is...
01:04:06It's a lighter.
01:04:08It's a fucking lighter.
01:04:10You're pulling, you're pulling my chain, huh?
01:04:12No, I'm serious, look.
01:04:21Okay, this, I mean, it's bad enough that you're being a hooker, but the whole fuck
01:04:27is your uncle, isn't it?
01:04:28I know.
01:04:28It's so funny.
01:04:29That's this fucking disturbing, huh?
01:04:31This is a, this is a lot.
01:04:33You're not an escort, huh?
01:04:34No, but I mean, come on.
01:04:35Would it have all really mattered, though?
01:04:37I mean.
01:04:39Yeah, I think it, yes.
01:04:40I'm thinking, no, I...
01:04:44So, what, what, what do you really do, huh?
01:04:50I'm an actress.
01:04:56I like you.
01:04:57I don't know.
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