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Celebrity Sabotage S01E01
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00:04Welcome to the Manor House, the ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:17Welcome to Topplegoats.
00:19Welcome to the Applicants.
00:21Well hello players, welcome to the Backstabber.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:27Oh my word.
00:28Do you all understand?
00:29Yes sir.
00:30Alright, shall we?
00:31But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:37Are you joking?
00:38Oh my god, are you joking me?
00:42That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ, home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:50I'm definitely going to sabotage!
00:54Yes!
00:56Oh no!
00:59Each week they're joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:08Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:15share worth up to £30,000.
01:19And there's only one rule.
01:21And there's only one rule.
01:21Don't get more!
01:23Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
01:25No!
01:26Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:29Tony, go back!
01:30Celebrity captured.
01:32Scamotage!
01:33It's called some chaos.
01:34Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:39Put your visor down!
01:41As the celebrities take on their very first fake show, The Applicant.
01:45Hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire Sarah Davies.
01:49How much poo did you need?
01:51Get ready for madness.
01:52Oh!
01:53God!
01:53Mind games.
01:55Oh my God.
01:56And mayhem.
01:57I look like Shrek.
01:59I look like Shrek.
02:00Get your ball and just sit.
02:05This is celebrity sabotage.
02:12Wow, look at this.
02:14This is epic!
02:15The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the manor house.
02:21It's got a good foyer.
02:23Wow.
02:23Wow.
02:25It's got a library.
02:27Oh!
02:29Of course the bookcase opens.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Of course it does.
02:33Come on!
02:33Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the manor house is Mission HQ.
02:39Wow.
02:41This is insane.
02:44From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake
02:49TV shows including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages.
02:54This feels so proper.
02:56Wow.
02:57This is great.
02:59And we can talk to each other as well.
03:01GK.
03:02Hello, sir.
03:03Oh!
03:03I got it!
03:04Yeah!
03:04I got it!
03:05What about this button?
03:06I'm stopping it!
03:10That is so cool.
03:12Yes.
03:13Go on, Judy.
03:13You can get under that.
03:15Don't press it.
03:15Don't press it.
03:16Don't press it.
03:16Don't press it.
03:17Oh my God.
03:19Oh my God.
03:21Oh my God.
03:22I thought we were going to kill Judy Love.
03:24Hold Judy out.
03:25Hold Judy out.
03:39Hold Judy out.
03:40And to your top secret Mission HQ.
03:42Thank you for having us.
03:43It's an absolute pleasure.
03:44Love what you've done with the place.
03:45Are you ready to play Celebrity Sabotage?
03:47Yes.
03:47More than you would ever know.
03:49Come on.
03:50There is only one rule.
03:51Do not get caught.
03:54If you do, both yourself and the contestant will be at risk of leaving the game.
03:58Oh no.
03:59Oh my God.
04:01So guys, we cannot get caught.
04:03We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money.
04:07Look, we're all coming together and we're all going to sabotage together.
04:11Yes.
04:12Oh.
04:13I love one of these.
04:14Three, two, one.
04:16Sabotage!
04:19Celebrity Sabotage is a five player game.
04:22What?
04:23We're only four.
04:23Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur.
04:27Oh, is that number one ever?
04:28Yes.
04:29Oh my God.
04:30Who's it going to be?
04:31Let's go!
04:39What an absolute honour.
04:41Oh, stop it, you.
04:43I can't believe it.
04:43Welcome to Mission HQ.
04:45Come on, run.
04:46I'll do my best, okay?
04:48You already look incredible in the garb.
04:50But I can't run.
04:51Joe, let me show you this.
04:53So we are under here.
04:55What is the carriage?
04:56Okay.
04:57Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
05:02HQ alert.
05:04Celebrities.
05:05Now that Joe Brand is here, your team is complete.
05:09Yay!
05:10Six business savvy contestants are on their way.
05:14They think they're here to take part in a brand new business competition show called The Applicant.
05:20Oh, yes.
05:20Which is, of course, completely fake.
05:23They're going to be so serious.
05:25And catty maybe as well.
05:26Yeah, if you will.
05:29Oh, look at them.
05:31Wow, look at that slow wall.
05:32I have grafted in my business and built it from the ground up.
05:37And I know I've got what it takes to succeed.
05:40That is a powerful jacket from Mel.
05:42She looks like she's just won the Masters.
05:44Yeah.
05:45I love working in the corporate world.
05:47I am the corporate queen.
05:49I am fiery and I don't take any crap from anyone.
05:52You've heard it 24-7, I'll work 24-8.
05:55I'm always putting in that extra hour.
05:58What?
05:58Jake looks quite young.
06:00Jake is young.
06:01Jake is super young.
06:03I'm very competitive.
06:04I always want to come out on top, but I have to do things the right way and always do
06:08things by the book.
06:09Chris looks a bit too nice to be in business.
06:12Yeah.
06:12He almost looks a little bit like someone who would give you elocution.
06:16Is it elocution?
06:17Yeah.
06:18Yeah, you could do with him.
06:19Yeah.
06:21I'm a natural born leader.
06:23Failure is not an option.
06:24Look at Josh.
06:25Josh is rubbing his hands like, yeah, I'm coming for this money.
06:28I'm not here to take part.
06:29I'm here to win.
06:30I'm not the applicant.
06:32I'm the applicant.
06:34They all look like serious business professionals.
06:38Doesn't anyone walking in a line in slow motion look like a serious business professional?
06:43We could look business.
06:45Oh, the driver's coming round!
06:47The suspense!
06:48It's proper.
06:52Look at that.
06:53Such a cool way to rock up.
06:54Who's it gonna be?
06:57It's Sir Alan.
07:03Yes!
07:04Oh, look at their faces.
07:05Zora Davies.
07:07Good morning, everyone.
07:08Good morning.
07:10How are you all feeling?
07:12Excited.
07:13Emma, Emma, Emma's really happy.
07:17He's so happy she's crying.
07:19Yeah, because if you want to be a business girl, she's the queen.
07:23Zora, we're gonna have a lot of fun.
07:27Good luck, Zora.
07:28Welcome to the applicant.
07:30Over the next two days, you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive
07:36in the competitive world of business.
07:39I will be assessing your every move and decision.
07:43As will we.
07:44And at the end of the process, one of you will win this.
07:48The coveted Gordon Briefcase.
07:51Who takes that title is up to me.
07:55But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you.
08:01Mission alert.
08:03Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission.
08:06Okay.
08:08Sam and GK.
08:09Oh, yeah!
08:10They're young ones.
08:11Whilst Zora sets the applicants their first task, you must throw fake bird poo on two of them.
08:17Oh, my days.
08:19Each successful hit is worth £1,000.
08:22So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs.
08:26Oh, no, that's a lot of money to start with.
08:28It's a lot of money.
08:29And remember, don't get caught.
08:31Have you not seen any birds?
08:32Well, we're in the countryside.
08:34Yeah, yeah, mate.
08:35How are we going to do this?
08:37Oh, look at that door!
08:38Oh, my God!
08:39There's a hole in the room!
08:39The door's open!
08:40What have we got?
08:41What's bird poo?
08:43Try the yoghurt!
08:44Ah.
08:45We've got it!
08:46We've got it!
08:47I think you should test that.
08:49Just don't get the hair!
08:50Hi!
08:51Yeah, that's the one.
08:52There we go.
08:52There we go.
08:54This is...
08:56Judy, why are you clenching your buttcheeks there?
08:59Guys, Sara is, like, still out there speaking to the contestants.
09:03Oh, oh, oh!
09:03Let's go!
09:09I feel like we're sort of watching our kids go to school.
09:11I know, I know.
09:12They're just out there, they're just out there!
09:13Oh, my God!
09:14They're so slippery!
09:15They're on the floor!
09:16If you can hear us, touch your bum!
09:20Yes!
09:20Yes!
09:21Jake!
09:22Hello?
09:23You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition.
09:26Do you think that's a strength or a weakness?
09:28Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please!
09:31I hate heights!
09:32That's not even a height!
09:33I hate heights!
09:34Oh, I see you on the roof!
09:36I see you on the roof!
09:37Where?
09:37Where?
09:37You see them there?
09:38We can see you!
09:39We can see you!
09:40Just remember to stay low!
09:42Oh, is it slipping?
09:44Can you guys see the applicants?
09:46Oh, my God!
09:47Oh, my God!
09:49Give us a wave!
09:51Yes!
09:52Nice!
09:53And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:54I'm a grafter.
09:56I've sort of learned the business from the ground off.
09:59I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions.
10:02Oh, TK, watch this!
10:04And are you a natural leader, would you say?
10:07Definitely a natural leader.
10:09Didn't work.
10:10Didn't get him.
10:10Go again!
10:11You were close.
10:12You were close.
10:13Let's both do it.
10:14One more biggie.
10:15High and long.
10:17High and long, babe!
10:23We need to play as a team.
10:25Oh, Jake, Jake.
10:27Jake's lucky.
10:27Get down, get down, get down.
10:29I threw the spoon.
10:31I threw the spoon.
10:32You threw the spoon.
10:33You threw the spoon!
10:35Oh!
10:35Oh!
10:37What?
10:44Oh!
10:46Oh, my God!
10:46Oh, my God!
10:48Oh, my God!
10:48Oh, my God!
10:48Oh, my God!
10:48How was this all hitting me?
10:50Oh, my God!
10:50How were you going to sell yourself?
10:52I definitely got the gift for the gaff.
10:54You should god damn hand!
10:55Yeah, go hand.
11:00And finally, Mel.
11:03Are you going to take the win?
11:05Wait, wait!
11:05Stop, stop, stop!
11:06He's turned round!
11:07Someone's looking.
11:12He's stilt.
11:14I franchise preschool classes.
11:17Jake!
11:17Oh, you might have got him.
11:18You might have got him.
11:19He's looking round, yeah.
11:21Did we do that?
11:22Are you worried?
11:23He's got bad pause.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:25Did it actually go on you?
11:26I just got on his shoe.
11:27That's good luck.
11:27Yeah, it's good luck.
11:28Wait, he's on his shoe.
11:29It's on his shoe.
11:29It's on his shoe.
11:30Yes!
11:33Yay!
11:35Yay!
11:36Yes!
11:36Guys, but stay low, stay low.
11:38That is good luck.
11:39A baby wipe will do.
11:41It just keeps splattering.
11:43Look, can you see all that?
11:47Look how close it got to us.
11:49I don't know where it is, Mark.
11:50It keeps splatting.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:53But what must they be thinking?
11:55Someone's given this pigeon some laxatives.
12:01We've won them a grand.
12:02Come back to HQ.
12:03You've done excellently well.
12:05And bring the yogurt, because I actually fancy a bit of muesli.
12:09It was like a bird pooing.
12:11I didn't see a bird in the sky, so God knows where it was.
12:14It literally landed on his shoe.
12:16Whoa!
12:18The birds are back.
12:19We did it.
12:20You did it.
12:20You got it on his shoe.
12:21Yay!
12:22You got it on his shoe.
12:22Don't touch me.
12:23Right.
12:23It's time for your first task.
12:26And for this, you will be split into two teams.
12:29Chris, Emma and Josh, you will be Team Blue Vision.
12:33Jake, Louise and Mel, you will be Team Power.
12:36For your first task, I want you to create a marketing video for this location.
12:43To pitch it is a premium wedding venue.
12:46You need to plan, shoot and star in your video.
12:51I ain't like this.
12:54Good luck, everyone.
12:55Off you go into the manor.
12:56They're going in.
12:57Good luck, applicants.
12:58Look, they're right by us.
12:59Where?
13:00Oh, my God, they're right next to us.
13:01Shut up.
13:02Sorry.
13:03Shut up.
13:04Fingers on lips.
13:07Wow.
13:07How nice is this?
13:09Well done, Sari.
13:10You are absolutely amazing.
13:12Someone chucked something down here.
13:13Oh, that was a spoon.
13:15You're a spoon, man.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:17Oh, my God.
13:18I mean, how much poo did you need?
13:20You know what?
13:21You're welcome to take that spoon and use it for your lunch.
13:23Well, lucky me, lucky me.
13:26With the first task set, the applicants start planning their marketing videos.
13:31So, we've got the games, we've got the welcome drinks, we've got the flower arch.
13:34One more thing in the barn.
13:36We can talk about the champagne tower.
13:38You know what?
13:38We're looking at the teams.
13:39I was very much Team Blue Vision.
13:41I do like the way Team Power are really enthusiastic.
13:45You forget, Judy, this is not a real show.
13:47Yeah, no.
13:47None of it matters.
13:49It doesn't matter which team is better, because we've just got to get them sabotaged.
13:53One of them.
13:54Mission alert.
13:56Oh!
13:57What have we got?
13:58Here we go.
13:59Celebrities, it's time for your next sabotage missions, which will happen at the same time.
14:04We've got a double.
14:06Judy.
14:06Judy.
14:07You must collapse the champagne tower, whilst Team Blue Vision are filming inside the wedding barn.
14:13I love this.
14:14I love this.
14:16Meanwhile.
14:17Meanwhile.
14:17Meanwhile.
14:18Joe.
14:19And Joe.
14:22Disguised as the grounds gardeners, you must disrupt Team Power's filming, causing them
14:27to stop recording.
14:29Each sabotage is worth £3,000, making a total of £6,000 up for grabs.
14:36Yes!
14:36Joe, you've got this.
14:38You have got this.
14:40We're both going to be gardeners.
14:41Can I be a rock or something?
14:45Time to get shooting.
14:46As the applicants get ready to shoot.
14:48Absolutely stunning.
14:50Isn't it?
14:51The celebrities suit up for sabotage.
14:57Do I look recognisable?
14:59You look like an entirely different person.
15:01Yeah.
15:02Let's go.
15:02Come on.
15:03Come on.
15:04Right, guys.
15:04You are on your way.
15:07Let's get cracking.
15:07Off you part.
15:09Let's go.
15:11Go, go, go, Joe.
15:15Stop right here.
15:16Stop right here.
15:21Right, Judy, you need to spot the champagne tower.
15:25Okay.
15:27Wow, it's beautiful.
15:29Jude, Team Blue Vision are on the way.
15:32They are coming to you.
15:34Look at that, guys.
15:35I found it.
15:35Then, when the time comes, smash it.
15:38Right, thank you, Sam.
15:39Sorry.
15:40I think I can pull it from behind.
15:43Right?
15:43Or, like, maybe if I knock it, that will destroy it.
15:47This is stunning, isn't it?
15:49Oh, Judy, they're literally seconds away.
15:53Oh, God.
15:54They're about to walk up the steps into the room.
15:59Oh!
16:13Oh, God.
16:14Oh, Judy, they're literally seconds away.
16:19Oh, this looks like my actual wedding.
16:22Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:24Oh, God.
16:25I think I found something.
16:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:26That thing there.
16:27Right, I've got this.
16:28I've got this.
16:29It's gorgeous.
16:30Those beams are incredible.
16:31Give it a pull.
16:33It's going to be difficult.
16:35Judy, they're just on the other side of the curtain.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Oh, no, that's too far.
16:40Too far.
16:40Too far.
16:41You need to go back under.
16:42Too far.
16:43You've got the champagne tower.
16:44Oh, the champagne tower.
16:46Yeah.
16:46By the tower!
16:47Oh, my God!
16:51No, no, no, no!
16:53Oh, God, I thought she was going to do it.
16:55Are you going to be pouring it from the top?
16:57Yeah, you have to pour it from the top and then it trickles down to the bottom.
17:00Yeah, that's it, exactly.
17:01Judy, don't even breathe.
17:04Oh, oh, God!
17:05Judy, they started.
17:05Judy, they started.
17:06I'll say the bit first and then pop it.
17:07And then I'll start, yeah.
17:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:09Okay.
17:10Oh, God!
17:11We're going to tell you when to go.
17:13Stand by.
17:14I can't breathe.
17:15I'm so nervous.
17:16I can't breathe.
17:17Oh, my God.
17:17Yeah, I'll try not to get over your lovely wedding.
17:19Don't take my eye out.
17:20He's opening the bottle.
17:21He's opening the bottle!
17:23So, after the ceremony, after we've cut the cake, we come round to a modern feature of this venue.
17:28Hold on.
17:29I'm so nervous.
17:30So, this is the champagne tower.
17:33Keep holding.
17:35Stunning.
17:36And it's a bit different.
17:38Hold on.
17:38Oh, God.
17:39Hold on.
17:40So, Josh, pop our bottle, please.
17:43Please pop in the bottle.
17:50Oh, God.
17:52Go.
18:00Yes!
18:00Made yourself.
18:01Oh, God!
18:04Yes!
18:05Come on, get out of there!
18:07Keep it!
18:07Get out of there!
18:08Run!
18:09What did you do literally just yeah, you barely even touched it?
18:13Yeah, I held it so that it wouldn't fall off. Get back to HQ, right?
18:20I'm sorry. I just literally touched it. I didn't know you just touch the top. I saw it
18:26This has been awful the whole champagne tower fell on my feet
18:33the whole thing
18:34touch the top of it very very lightly and
18:37And the whole thing came down while a confused team blue vision lick their Prosecco covered wounds
18:44Joel and Joe move into position to disrupt team powers filming
18:49Right, come on guys get in there for another three grand go up here. Go on the right of this
18:54bush
18:55Okay
18:57So we're starting from here shooting in this direction with us saying a lot where we are now in the
19:02beautiful ground action
19:03Here we go. This is it get your jaws out and just have it large now. Just turn them on
19:08turn them on
19:09John
19:09Yeah, I'm on
19:13Been back throwing for the kids and also the adults
19:18Get in the back of that shot
19:37Get in the back of that shot
19:46Real noise in the back go. We need them to stop filming mate. Yeah. Yeah. Give me two give me
19:51two
19:52Cheers, what do you want to say?
19:55Oh my lord
19:56What is it all for?
20:02Do they really need to do that now?
20:07Why?
20:09Why? Wait a little second?
20:12Okay, stop
20:14They've absolutely smashed that
20:15All right, so disrupt you well done
20:20Don't sing it, but your tree
20:28The hell is that
20:34It's so well guys
20:41I just plowed through the middle of the show doesn't give a damn
20:45I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognized walk it through go get Joe go get Joe
20:54So there was a few distractions along the way there's a few gardeners having to do some some work on
21:00the last film in the fingers cost
21:01It's all gone. Well, obviously we'll see how it turns out
21:08Oh
21:09It's time for your next sabotage mission
21:12Sam disguised in a suit of armor you must swap the memory card on team powers camera for an empty
21:18one so they lose all their footage
21:20This mission is worth
21:224,000 pounds
21:25That's big
21:25Remember don't get caught
21:28That's hard. That's hard. I can't stay still bad bad choice
21:34Welcome to the manor house main lake
21:36I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge
21:38Sam you've got to be so careful because they're all around the building
21:41This floor is so slippery
21:43Doesn't it like you're in strictly come dancing with a suit of armor right now?
21:46Yeah
21:47Do you think we've done enough?
21:48Oh yeah, more than
21:50Confident?
21:51Yeah team power
21:52Come on Sam
21:59Oh wow
22:00Quiet quiet Sam
22:03Quiet babe
22:04Pun intended suits you
22:06Hey
22:08They're coming quickly
22:09Put your headgear down
22:13Back to the blue room
22:15Oh they're coming
22:16They're coming
22:16Put your visor down
22:19And they are about to come in
22:22Louise is walking in flick your head forward
22:25It's all I'm nervous
22:26Grab what we need
22:28Leave the camera
22:30They're in the room
22:31They're in the room
22:31They're in the room
22:32Pop that down
22:33We'll grab a fresh one
22:35Come on
22:35Oh my god Mel is right there
22:37Then we'll go down the corridor
22:39Then we're going down
22:39Yeah
22:40They've got to leave the camera in there
22:42For you to steal
22:44The memory card
22:45Sam is doing so well standing still
22:49Oh my god this is the longest
22:51He's ever
22:51Doing a great job man
22:53Hold it hold it hold it
22:54Pop that down dog
22:55You don't need that
22:56Still walking round with her
22:58They've left their camera
23:00They've left their camera and they're leaving
23:01Just wait
23:01Not yet
23:02Wait
23:03Here we go
23:05That was amazing
23:06She looked right at me
23:08Sam they are out of the room
23:10Go go go go go
23:11Nice
23:11Nice
23:12Shut the door
23:13Be really quiet
23:15I'm trying
23:16Now get the memory card
23:18Go get the memory card now
23:20Oh my god
23:21This is very tense
23:22Oh my god
23:23I'm so nervous
23:24Where's the memory
23:25Oh yes
23:26This is a man who knows his way around the camera
23:29There he is
23:31Yes
23:32Yes
23:33Yes
23:33That is a man with 2 million followers on Instagram
23:36He knows where the hole is
23:37Where the memory card goes
23:38What now
23:39What do I do now
23:39You need to replace it
23:41I think there's a replacement one on the table
23:43Possibly in that little see-through bag
23:47Oh
23:49Oh
23:49Oh
23:49Oh
23:49Oh
23:49Oh
23:49Oh
23:49Oh
23:53Oh
23:54The group's outside
23:55And they might need to come in for anything
23:57So just be careful
23:58After a final debrief with her team
24:00Mel goes to collect their footage
24:02To take to the fake show's editor
24:04To brief them on their creative vision
24:06She's coming
24:07She's
24:07Guys
24:08She's coming
24:08Oh my god
24:09Mel's coming back
24:10We have to be really quick Sam
24:12Oh my god
24:12Ah
24:14Oh
24:14She's there
24:15Check that memory card
24:16In that camera
24:17Sam
24:18She's coming back
24:19Oh
24:19This is intense
24:21That's it
24:22Yeah
24:23Get back in position
24:24Get a glove on again
24:26Sam
24:27Put your face down
24:31Sam
24:31Put your face down
24:47Sam
24:47Sam
24:48Put your face down
24:53Oh my god
24:54Oh my god
24:55Oh my god
24:56Sam
24:56Do not move a muscle
24:59Like he's right there
25:01Like it's mental
25:02Jesus
25:02What's she checking
25:04What's she checking
25:04What's she checking
25:10My god
25:11Oh Mel
25:12Mel
25:13Please
25:13You don't know which switch it is
25:15To say the whole thing
25:16I'm a tribe
25:16Take the whole thing Mel
25:20She's taking forever
25:22Oh my god
25:24Come on
25:26Why is this going off for so long
25:27Never seen anything like it
25:29This is to take a whole thing
25:30Just take the whole thing
25:33Just take the whole thing
25:36Just take the whole thing
25:37take the whole thing she's actually got the memory she's got the car oh my god she's taking
25:45a guy oh my god and she's gonna check in the car oh my god she's only gone next door
25:54be quiet be
25:54quiet be quiet they're just about to find out that it's empty oh my god let's hear what they
25:58said here is our memory fantastic so what ideas have you got for your video and it starts off
26:05at the front of the manor house then we're gonna move it in as if it was following the order
26:11of a
26:11natural wedding can just stop you there is this is this definitely the right card and i'm gonna
26:18make the assumption that it is oh my god i feel sick so the media should all be in this
26:24folder here
26:28as you can see there is nothing there that means we've got no footage
26:32oh look at her face look at her face she's fuming did you see a little red light on the
26:38camera when
26:39it was recording you yeah i'm sure this card is blank you're joking i'm really sorry oh my gosh this
26:47card is empty and i can't work with it
26:52sam she's mortified but remember she'll be all right about this tomorrow when we win
26:59there's some money she's gonna be fine right i'll go and i'll go and um tell the guy
27:05she's coming back sam i don't know what we're gonna do straight back to hq but anyway thank you
27:13straight through the bookcase let's go let's go hurry up sam
27:34okay i don't know if i'm being stitched off oh stitched up
27:40uh-oh um hello love i don't quite know how to tell you this she's fuming look it's not recorded
27:49one thing that we've done from today you're joking me i don't understand we've been pressing the
27:54buttons all day we've done this to the most suspicious group are you pranking us you actually
27:58i swear to go home i didn't wear that's impossible no it feels bad now but we have just won
28:07them loads
28:07of money yeah this is it now we looked at it i'm sure i saw the red light yeah i've
28:15seen the red light
28:15i have seen the red light oh it's just oh it's wrenching i pressed the button a little dot came
28:22up with rac like record i really don't know what's going on there i really don't know hq alert celebrities
28:30your first day of sabotaging is over and you have added 11 000 pounds to the prize pot
28:38get a good night's sleep as there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow let's go how do i take this off
28:44oh it's day two we're back and the applicants are about to receive their final fake task from sarah
28:55let's talk about sarah she she's great she's in it isn't she she's so good with it
29:01we're giving them money at the end we're trying to win their money and that's what makes it more easy
29:08for us to be so yeah deceptive good morning applicants morning for today's task i've arranged
29:19for a group of corporate guests from the travel company 2e to come here to the manor house for a
29:24team building away day team blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day
29:33oh that's how flexible judy is this is judy doing yoga yes come on come on team power you will
29:44be
29:44hosting an adventure paintballing away day oh my worst nightmare it hurts though
29:54you have two hours until your clients arrive good luck off you go thank you
30:02with the task says the team's head inside for some away day brainstorming i love a bit of yoga and
30:09wellness yeah and we've really got to think about making this a relaxing escape paintballing what
30:16are we thinking about the theme then can't be superheroes we need to call ahead to the local party shop
30:22okay to secure our costumes mission alert
30:29celebrities the applicants have been set their next task gk you must pretend to be the party shop
30:35owner and convince team power to order the wrong costumes yes this mission is worth 2 000 pounds
30:47where is it where is it everyone shut up should i put it on loud yes right hello hello good
30:57morning
30:57i'm just wondering if we could order a few costumes please yeah of course what you what are you looking
31:02for perfect so basically we're looking for some superhero costumes we would need three of them
31:06so the only like three matching outfits we have are cowgirls oh okay um brilliant all right we're taking it
31:19all right thank you i'll see you soon goodbye we've just won them some money that was great you are
31:26gonna be the most gorgeous cowgirls yay thanks yes while team power come to terms with being paint
31:38bowling cowgirls team blue vision are hard at work creating the perfect recipe for relaxation so
31:43we'll be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests so we're going to say this
31:48one includes matcha kiwi yeah and spirulina yeah yeah great mission alert it's time for your next
31:56mission joe disguised as an armchair what you must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder
32:04so it stains the client's skin oh that's so good that's devious this mission is worth 6 000 pounds oh
32:12wow
32:13that is very risky joel we can see you look amazing you've got the really quiet team power are in
32:25the
32:25blue room joel and and also mate team blue vision are in the dining room the way joel is walking
32:31so
32:32slow it's stressing me out you're gonna have to put a speed on there mate i'm a chair
32:37oh sarah's there oh he's in he's landed sarah would you like to sit on the chair just sorry don't
32:47tell
32:48joel but just very very quietly go and then just sit on it he's got no idea are you doing
32:56amazing
32:56stay exactly where you are and lean back lean back oh my god one of the one of the contestants
33:04is
33:04sitting on you joel don't move don't move there's a contestant sitting on you
33:10you're going to joel laughing i can feel it's sarah davies
33:15i like the feeling of a dragon are you ready for your outfit
33:19there it is what is going on here we go jake this is all in there are there bandanas and
33:27everything
33:30oh my gosh okay great so scripts and agendas sorted out let's get ready to make the face masks
33:44let's go let's go let's go oh joel team blue vision moving they're on the move
33:52joel they're in the orange rate look at these ingredients lovely they look fab
33:59that's very green joel move your right hand up and down if you're okay
34:06oh my god that was risky look sarah's laughing look you just look so cherry it's brilliant
34:15now they did say if you add more of something i think it was spirulina that it gives a little
34:21bit
34:21more a boost of something it's a lot of spirulina isn't it should we keep to the keep to the
34:26recipe
34:27yeah i think so but remember it's about those extras isn't it all right give it a little bit
34:32more yeah give it a few why not joel this is actually really good as well because boys are
34:37putting in loads of the recipe and it's going to make it look really green anyway so your stuff
34:43you can put loads in little thumbs up if you understand yeah let's go with that all right
34:55oh my god they didn't see you but they just they literally turned to face you just then
35:03okay fantastic i think we've done a great job i think you know the the clients from two are going
35:08to absolutely love that on their faces so if you go and see how anyone's getting on with the yoga
35:11let's get it let's do it let's go
35:16this is your moment you've got to go this is your time joel get yourself up and go and change
35:21it
35:21quickly there he is go on joel oh no he can't see
35:30come on come on
35:34you're going to need to add some water get it all in add water babes
35:38oh you just put so much in how did your face mask go it was good it's looking good keep
35:46going
35:47boy keep making it sticky it's all good natural ingredients if i don't think we need to overthink
35:51it it'll be fine yes that's great oh no it's on your sofa and we're just getting back to hq
36:00run run to the bookcase joel let's go with the right ingredients uh well hopefully this is the
36:07saddest thing this is this is an awkward run this is like the lowest point in jones
36:19with everything set the contestants gather outside the front of the manor house to welcome their
36:25corporate guests are you ready to join us hello
36:41great the yeehaw action you ready to feel rejuvenated today as team power take their corporate
36:47clients to the woods to set up paint bowling team blue vision prepare to pamper their guests
36:52do you mind if i put this face mask on your face with what unbeknownst to them is now a
36:58sabotage
36:59green food dye enhanced face mask oh my face marks are coming oh my god
37:12only the best and most premium products for our guests at the blue vision retreat
37:20does this have magic ingredients in it it does have magic ingredients yes yeah food coloring
37:36okay ladies it's time to remove your masks oh my god oh my god oh no oh it's not gonna
37:44stain our face is it no it won't stain your faces that's rank i look like shrek
37:52if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no it's not ever no it won't
37:58oh my god
38:01would anyone like a green smoothie oh my god
38:18i feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient in the face mask
38:25did you definitely check the measurements yes so you know i put the ingredients in so i'm happy to
38:34sort of take the kind of take the kind of blame on that one
38:44oh okay we are getting there i'll get in there joel that's incredible what you've just done
38:49oh my god we're so good joel oh my god well done everyone well done i've had a lot of
39:00spa days and
39:00face masks before but never anything like this i feel like i've scrubbed a layer of skin off
39:05i'm absolutely not coming back to this far 100 percent meanwhile over with team power
39:12what we're going to be doing today is paintballing and we are in the woods for this as well so
39:16you've
39:16got to go very careful it's just going to be quite a fun day to be fair yeah yeah
39:23okay so we're going to move on to the yoga which i'm taking
39:30mission alert celebrities yeah it's time for your final sabotage missions
39:37joe you will stay behind as mission controller gk hidden inside a garden storage box you must pop
39:45emma's yoga ball mid-class i love this and then joe sam and judy posing as team power paintballers
39:58you must sabotage the yoga session covering team blue vision and their guests in paint
40:04go that's incredible celebrities each mission is worth 5 000 pounds so there is a total of 10 000
40:14pounds up for grabs wow wow and remember don't get caught do not get caught okay gk you need to
40:23find
40:24something to pop the balls with yeah we need to find guns water let's go joe
40:33and breathe in and breathe out
40:43have you found the box gk lovely and breathe out oh my god
40:51oh jesus wept are you all right that's why it's all so grab your balls please she looks at her
40:59right
40:59while she's sat there she will see me we are literally eye level here we go gk
41:05i think you'll have one go at it i want you to be comfortable with your ball okay get your
41:10ball
41:10and just sit on it and just sit on it i'm waiting for her to bounce and bounce on it
41:18bouncy bouncy bouncy
41:26bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy okay go for it go for it
41:51oh my word oh that'd be brilliant
42:00i'm sorry i'm sorry that was brilliant how embarrassing i was bouncing on it too hard clearly
42:08and back to hq i'm not confident this ball so i'm just uh i'm just getting the feel for it
42:15after a successful explosive mission gk sneaks back to join joe in mission hq
42:22but meanwhile over in the woods team power busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity
42:30allowing judy joel and sam god so excited to sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same cowgirl
42:38costumes and breathe in cause absolute carnage big time oh my god
42:47sam don't show your face go on have it large judy go on go go go
42:53things
42:57paint everywhere paint everywhere
43:02breathe in
43:03breathe in
43:03what are you doing
43:06do you think they could live
43:09you know what are you doing
43:10breathe out
43:21breathe in
43:23i can only imagine maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us
43:48i cannot believe they've done this to us they've played us dirty
43:59with the disastrous away day done the applicants are ready for the final results and are heading to
44:05sarah's office or so they think oh my word what is that this is a bookcase
44:14wow
44:14wow oh my oh wow she's been watching us the full time no way celebrity sabotage but we're not
44:25celebrities what is happening here oh hello hello hello applicants now you must be wondering
44:33what on earth is going on just a bit yeah but i've got something to tell you
44:40the applicant is not a real show what take a look at this
44:47oh
44:49wow
44:49what
44:50sam thompson gk barry
44:53it's the bird poop
44:55how would you add it into your bird
44:57it's cheating off i love cheating off
45:00i love that
45:04we need them to stop filming mate
45:08how did i not recognize him i'll get the memory card
45:12he stole our footage
45:15you're going to need to add some water get it all in
45:18i didn't put too much exactly we were scrubbing their faces for hours
45:23okay go for it go for it
45:26nine
45:31this is hilarious
45:33Oh!
45:35Yes!
45:46We're sorry.
45:48Now, you have not been taking part
45:50in a real business competition show.
45:52You have actually been contestants
45:53on a secret game show
45:55for celebrity sabotage.
45:58You did!
45:59For every sabotage we successfully completed,
46:02we've been building up
46:03a secret prize pot
46:05for all of you this day.
46:08The total prize, one for you all,
46:10is £29,000!
46:16Coming out with £4,800
46:18is just incredible.
46:21I thought, yeah, I had no idea
46:22there were celebrities underneath the house.
46:24I thought it was just bad luck
46:26all the way.
46:28I can't wait to be able
46:30to take my two kids on the holiday
46:32that we haven't been able to go on
46:33for the last couple of years.
46:34And I've been promising them.
46:39Next time on Celebrity Sabotage...
46:44Welcome to our brand new show,
46:46Couple Goals.
46:47Matt, you need to splash Emma.
46:53Oh no!
46:55Oh no!
46:57Yeah!
46:58Yeah!
46:58Thank you!
47:28Good night.
47:29Bye.
47:29Bye.
47:29Good night.
47:29.
47:29.
47:29.
47:29.
47:29.
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