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00:04:01I know.
00:04:02So.
00:04:03So.
00:04:04When do you think you're just going to come out and say it?
00:04:07Say what?
00:04:09How deeply in love with me you are.
00:04:12In your dreams.
00:04:13Baby, it's all right.
00:04:15I know.
00:04:17Christopher, could you be more full of yourself?
00:04:20I could.
00:04:21I just choose to keep my arrogance toned down.
00:04:23Around women, I'm giving the...
00:04:27What are you in third grade?
00:04:28What, you don't like hot...
00:04:29How about my one-eyed snake?
00:04:31My Dodger dog.
00:04:32My giggle stick.
00:04:34You're impossible.
00:04:35I'm cheap and I'm easy.
00:04:37Tell all your friends.
00:04:38Do you ever stop?
00:04:40I'll stop when you admit your everlasting love for me.
00:04:43Well, then you better get comfortable, Mr. Giggle Stick.
00:04:46I'm good.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:50Good.
00:04:53Seriously, Les, I mean...
00:04:57I know that...
00:04:59you have feelings for me.
00:05:03Where is this coming from?
00:05:04I mean, I thought we were just having fun here.
00:05:06Isn't that what you say?
00:05:07We're friends who...
00:05:08I'm being serious here.
00:05:09Like, why is that so hard for you to admit?
00:05:12Because we're friends, Christopher.
00:05:13That's all we ever are.
00:05:14That's all we'll ever be.
00:05:17Friends.
00:05:19I mean, look at us.
00:05:20It would never work.
00:05:21You're way too fast for me, and I'm way too demanding for you, and...
00:05:28And I like the way things are.
00:05:32Don't you?
00:05:34I just thought...
00:05:38Never mind.
00:05:40What?
00:05:41No, never mind.
00:05:42You're right.
00:05:47You couldn't handle me anyway.
00:05:50Excuse me?
00:05:51I believe I just handled you three times, if I'm not mistaken.
00:05:54Is that what you call handling?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Because I was taking it easy on you.
00:05:58I sent bras to the chiropractor.
00:06:01God, if only your d*** was as big as your ego.
00:06:04If it was, I wouldn't be able to walk around.
00:06:07And neither would you, for that matter.
00:06:14Anyway, I don't hear you complaining.
00:06:16That's because you never showed up long enough for me to get a word in.
00:06:19You love my d*** as much as you love me.
00:06:21Oh, shit.
00:06:24You know what I think?
00:06:25Uh-uh, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me.
00:06:26I think that you're the one who's in love with me, and you're just projecting.
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:30No.
00:06:31That's it.
00:06:31You're trying to get me to admit to loving you,
00:06:34because you're too much of an insecure pussy to just come out and admit it.
00:06:38Well, you've obviously put a lot of thought to this.
00:06:40Actually, no.
00:06:41It's just this brilliant realization that came to me.
00:06:43Are you saying that,
00:06:46given the extreme unlikelihood that I actually did have feelings for you,
00:06:50that if I were to make those known,
00:06:52that you would then step to the plate and acknowledge your undying love for me?
00:06:55I'm not letting you have the hook like that.
00:06:57Like what?
00:06:58It doesn't work like that, Christopher.
00:07:00Love is not negotiable.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:03Maybe everything's negotiable.
00:07:04No, not love.
00:07:06Not love.
00:07:07Love is a guessing game.
00:07:10And that's the beauty of it.
00:07:11There's no guarantees.
00:07:12It's like diving into a pool of water without knowing if it's shallow or deep.
00:07:17And sure, yeah, if it's shallow, you end up hurt and paralyzed from the neck down.
00:07:25But if it's deep, you know, it's a leap of faith.
00:07:35It's like throwing yourself out there without any guarantees, dude.
00:07:38And that's what life's about.
00:07:42Okay, you know those carnival games, right?
00:07:45And you know how some of them are really hard to win,
00:07:47and some of them are super easy, and everyone wins.
00:07:49Sure.
00:07:51It's just that that's the difference between love and...
00:07:55Love is the game where everyone wins a little prize, and no one goes home a loser.
00:08:01And...
00:08:03Love is the game that's really hard to win.
00:08:11But if you do, and you get to take home that life-size stuffed rhinoceros,
00:08:19it feels a whole lot better than taking home that shitty little plastic keychain.
00:08:45You got a fucked up way of explaining shit.
00:08:49I mean, fuck.
00:09:00Good night, Christopher.
00:09:09Good night.
00:09:11Good night.
00:09:35Surrender, surrender, surrender your heart with your life, with your song.
00:09:46Surrender, surrender to me.
00:09:55I love you.
00:10:00I love you, too.
00:10:08I love you, too.
00:10:28I'm not gay now, am I?
00:10:30I don't know.
00:10:31Did you like it?
00:10:34No.
00:10:35Then no, you're not gay.
00:10:37But at least now you're sure.
00:10:41You sore?
00:10:45A little.
00:10:46Gets better.
00:10:47Yeah?
00:10:47Yeah.
00:10:52Don't care.
00:10:53Whatever.
00:10:57You know, you don't have to feel bad about this.
00:10:59About what?
00:11:00About us having fun.
00:11:01There's nothing wrong with it.
00:11:02I know.
00:11:03I'm just, I'm not gay, so.
00:11:04I'm just saying, you don't have to feel bad about it.
00:11:07Everyone fools around at least once, whether they admit it or not.
00:11:11I can't tell you how many straight boys I've had this same conversation with.
00:11:14What conversation is that?
00:11:20The talk you down from the ledge conversation.
00:11:26What ledge, man?
00:11:27What are you talking about?
00:11:28You're frat boys.
00:11:29You're all the same.
00:11:30You're all caught up in this bullshit machismo world that is forced upon you.
00:11:35So you're afraid to have a sensitive side.
00:11:38Bullshit.
00:11:38Bullshit in my ass.
00:11:40Right now, you're a jumper.
00:11:41I so wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about right now.
00:11:44You're on the ledge, ready to jump, because you can't deal with the fact that you liked
00:11:47having sex with a man.
00:11:50It's true.
00:11:53And then I come in and I give you this whole shtick about how you're not gay and everyone
00:11:57does it at least once.
00:11:59And then eventually you come back down off that ledge.
00:12:01But now you're still left with a hint of regret and guilt.
00:12:04And you push it deep down inside and it's locked away, never to be mentioned again.
00:12:10Just a distant memory that you'll come to deny ever even happened.
00:12:14It's a college campus cliché.
00:12:16The homophobic frat boy that loves it but doesn't want anybody to know about it.
00:12:23It's sad, really.
00:12:27Not me.
00:12:29Whatever.
00:12:30Whatever.
00:12:33I'm not homophobic.
00:12:35You're kidding me.
00:12:36I'm not homophobic.
00:12:37Then why keep it a secret?
00:12:38Because it's nobody's fucking business.
00:12:40You think I can't read you?
00:12:42You're the definition of homophobic.
00:12:44The mere thought of the possibility of you being gay scares you beyond belief.
00:12:48You're barking up the wrong tree.
00:12:49Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night.
00:12:51What the fuck's your problem?
00:12:52I'm not the one with the problem, boy.
00:12:53Don't call me boy, you fucking shtick.
00:13:00Yeah, there it is.
00:13:02I was waiting for it.
00:13:03What?
00:13:04You just proved my entire point.
00:13:05Because I called you a f***er.
00:13:07Bingo.
00:13:07What the fuck does that mean, bingo?
00:13:09You know what?
00:13:10I'm really tired and I'm sick of having to explain everything to you.
00:13:13So if you don't mind, I'd rather you just leave.
00:13:17Why do you do it?
00:13:22What do you care?
00:13:27I want to know.
00:13:33You really want to know why?
00:13:37Yeah.
00:13:44Power.
00:13:47Power.
00:13:48Power.
00:13:49Yeah.
00:13:52Power.
00:13:54Elaborate.
00:13:56My whole life, starting from grade school up until the point I came out of the closet,
00:14:02I was beaten up, ridiculed, made fun of, and completely alienated because of the way I was born.
00:14:13Because I'm attracted to guys.
00:14:18You can't f***ing imagine how powerless this makes someone feel.
00:14:21How powerless I felt.
00:14:25All through high school, I had to hide who I was for fear of people finding out the truth.
00:14:34I even dated girls, I had sex with them, just so that people thought that I was straight, that I
00:14:44was normal.
00:14:48And it tore me up inside.
00:14:55To the point where...
00:14:57To the point where...
00:15:00Never mind.
00:15:03What?
00:15:14I tried to kill myself, all right?
00:15:18I tried to commit f***ing s*** because I couldn't deal with who I was.
00:15:25And I was afraid of people finding out the truth about me.
00:15:29Are you serious?
00:15:31Yeah.
00:15:33I hated myself for who I was.
00:15:38For who I am.
00:15:49It's kind of pathetic, huh?
00:15:51No, man, it's not.
00:15:55Yeah, well, eventually, once I got to college, I wasn't too different from you.
00:16:01I joined a frat and drank lots of beer and made the usual homoerotic gay jokes.
00:16:09Then I met a guy.
00:16:15And he wasn't too different from you and me.
00:16:20And he helped me accept who I am.
00:16:24Just a regular person.
00:16:26Just like everyone else.
00:16:31And it was kind of crazy because as soon as I made the decision to come out,
00:16:35that feeling of powerlessness just vanished.
00:16:41Granted, I still had to deal with my family and friends, but...
00:16:47as soon as I made that decision that I was happy,
00:16:49that I loved myself,
00:16:52it didn't matter what anyone else thought.
00:16:55It was like, f*** them if they can't deal with it.
00:16:58I'm gay.
00:16:59I've always been gay.
00:17:01And I always will be gay.
00:17:05That's going to be cool, man.
00:17:07You better?
00:17:14Remove?
00:17:35That's okay, don't be good.
00:17:40You think I'm like how you are?
00:17:43I'm not arrogant enough to pretend to know who you are.
00:17:47You might be like me.
00:17:48You might just be curious.
00:17:51But either way, whatever you are,
00:17:54don't try and cater to other people's ideas
00:17:57of what you should be.
00:18:01But just be you.
00:18:14So, are you?
00:18:17I'm gay.
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:30I don't know.
00:18:33Still trying to figure out if I liked it.
00:18:40You want to give it another shot?
00:18:45Maybe you're a pitcher.
00:18:50As long as you promise not to tell him.
00:18:58Yeah, why not?
00:19:10You okay?
00:19:14I think so.
00:19:18Did you bleed?
00:19:24It doesn't look like it.
00:19:29Did the condom stay on?
00:19:38Did it feel good?
00:19:43Did it feel good for you?
00:19:50I don't know.
00:19:51It kind of hurt, but towards the end,
00:19:53I think it started to feel good.
00:19:54You think?
00:19:57It all happened so fast.
00:19:59What do you mean?
00:20:00It was just over kind of quickly.
00:20:02It was my first time, too.
00:20:03Oh, no, I know.
00:20:04I wasn't complaining.
00:20:06I just...
00:20:08I don't know.
00:20:09I feel kind of weird just lying here naked with you.
00:20:11Yeah, me too.
00:20:13The only other time a girl see me naked
00:20:15is when Sherry Kelly gave me a blowjob in the 10th grade.
00:20:18Sherry Kelly sucked her dick?
00:20:20You didn't know that?
00:20:22How would I know that?
00:20:23Everyone at school knows.
00:20:25I threw up on her.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Yeah, it was my first blowjob.
00:20:31Came the moment her lips touched my dick.
00:20:34Anyway, when she was cleaning me up down there,
00:20:37I got so nervous I threw up.
00:20:39On her?
00:20:40Yeah, all of her.
00:20:43She's never spoken to me since.
00:20:46So, that's why she doesn't talk to you?
00:20:49Yep.
00:20:50I can't believe she told people that.
00:20:52Well, in her defense,
00:20:53the only person she told was Becky Matsuhara.
00:20:56Becky was the evil bitch who told everyone else.
00:20:58They called me Pukey Sam the Minuteman
00:21:00for a whole year after that.
00:21:02Constant reminder just how much high school sucks ass.
00:21:06I'm sorry.
00:21:08Yeah, don't worry about it.
00:21:09It was a long time ago.
00:21:10Anyway, Becky got hit by a garbage truck
00:21:12and died almost a year later to the day.
00:21:15Universe works in wonderful and mysterious ways.
00:21:22So, this really was your first time?
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:28What?
00:21:29I don't know.
00:21:29It's just kind of cool, that's all.
00:21:32Just losing opportunity together.
00:21:38Oh, shit.
00:21:39Who is that?
00:21:40I don't know.
00:21:41I thought you said your parents were at work.
00:21:42They were.
00:21:43I thought they were.
00:21:43Fuck.
00:21:44Get dressed really quick.
00:21:46Get under the...
00:21:47Get under the...
00:21:49Hurry.
00:21:58Hey.
00:21:59Hi, Mom.
00:22:01What are you doing?
00:22:02Nothing.
00:22:03Just lying down.
00:22:05I'm a little tired.
00:22:06Were you talking to someone?
00:22:08No.
00:22:09I mean, yeah.
00:22:11Um, it was Brie.
00:22:12I just got off the phone with her.
00:22:14Christy, what's going on here?
00:22:16What do you mean?
00:22:17Did you have someone over here?
00:22:19No.
00:22:19Why?
00:22:20You sure?
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:22And why does it smell in here?
00:22:25Mom, I...
00:22:25I don't know what you're talking about.
00:22:28Christy, I want you to swear that no one was over here.
00:22:32I swear.
00:22:35Okay.
00:22:42Christy, you know that you can talk to me, right?
00:22:45Yeah, sure.
00:22:46I mean, about boys and, um, sex.
00:22:50Mom.
00:22:52I don't know if your father and I ever had that talk with you.
00:22:56Mom.
00:22:57You know, this...
00:22:58Anyway, it goes like this.
00:23:00It, um...
00:23:01When you reach a certain age, you...
00:23:04You start having feelings.
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:07Yeah, I know.
00:23:10Oh, you do?
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:12I've known since the sixth grade.
00:23:14Don't you remember when I walked in on you and Dad doing it dressed like Superman and Lois Lane?
00:23:18While Tim, the creepy guy next door, took no stress as Jimmy, the reporter.
00:23:23Oh, yeah.
00:23:27Well, um...
00:23:29Good.
00:23:29Right.
00:23:30Uh, so I'm here if you ever want to talk to me, right?
00:23:34And, um, if you ever are going to do anything, just please be careful.
00:23:43And, um, use, um...
00:23:48You, uh, calm.
00:23:51Mom.
00:23:52Okay, okay.
00:23:53I just, I just want you to be...
00:23:55I just want you to be all right.
00:23:56I'm fine, Mom.
00:23:57Thanks.
00:24:07Christy?
00:24:08Yeah?
00:24:10Better get him out of here before your father gets home.
00:24:21Shit.
00:24:30I am so fucked.
00:24:32Are you?
00:24:33Yeah, and you are too, unless you get the hell out of here.
00:24:35Ugh, enough said.
00:24:38What are you doing?
00:24:40Going out the balcony.
00:24:42What does it look like?
00:24:42Just go out the front door.
00:24:44My mom already knows you're here.
00:24:45I'm not walking past your mom after she knows we just did it.
00:24:48You can deal with an entire high school full of people knowing you threw up during your first...
00:24:51But you can't walk past my mom.
00:24:54Good point.
00:25:02Nice.
00:25:03Yeah, it was nice.
00:25:07Get out of here!
00:25:23Bye.
00:25:25Bye.
00:25:43Well, that was nice.
00:25:45Oh, yeah?
00:25:47Yeah.
00:25:48You want to do it again?
00:25:49No, not right now.
00:25:51Okay.
00:25:51I just want to marinate in this for a while.
00:26:03You do know this is just casual, right?
00:26:07Yeah, of course.
00:26:09Okay.
00:26:09Okay, because I don't want you freaking out on me catching feelings and shit.
00:26:13Look, I'm not into girls.
00:26:15I just like what you liked.
00:26:16And you like to lick it.
00:26:18That's our dynamic, no more, no less.
00:26:22I am.
00:26:22Wait, I just want you to get it through your head right now.
00:26:25That's all.
00:26:25Yeah, understood.
00:26:27No feelings whatsoever.
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:30Anyway, I'm not gay either.
00:26:32You know, this is...
00:26:35It's fun.
00:26:36Okay, whatever.
00:26:37Look, you don't have to hide the fact that you're gay.
00:26:39I don't care.
00:26:40I'm not.
00:26:41Look, you can do whatever you want.
00:26:42I just don't want you falling in love with me.
00:26:44That's all.
00:26:45I don't have patience for that type of bullshit, man or a woman.
00:26:50Okay.
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:55Nikki.
00:26:57You think I'm gay?
00:27:00Aren't you?
00:27:03I mean, I don't know.
00:27:05Well, anyone that likes bitches, you dudes got to be gay.
00:27:08Hi.
00:27:09I like guys, too, okay?
00:27:11Really?
00:27:12Yeah.
00:27:12When was the last time you were with a guy?
00:27:14Uh, high school.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:16Did you like it?
00:27:19That's what I thought.
00:27:21Look, who cares, okay?
00:27:22You like pussy, I like...
00:27:23No big deal.
00:27:23Whoa, whoa.
00:27:24Do you have to be so crude about it?
00:27:26What's that?
00:27:28I mean, like...
00:27:29I don't know.
00:27:30You can be...
00:27:31You can be really abrasive sometimes.
00:27:33You know, that's all.
00:27:35Well, no.
00:27:36That's the way I talk.
00:27:38Look, if you don't like it, too fucking bad, okay?
00:27:40I'm blunt.
00:27:41I call it as I see it.
00:27:42Really?
00:27:43Yeah.
00:27:44You're an aspiring rug-muncher who makes...
00:27:48Well, I'm a raging bitch who loves the...
00:27:50That's the reality of the situation.
00:27:53Look, the only reason I let you go down on me is because it's been a little slow around
00:27:56the dorms lately.
00:27:57And, well, frankly, I'm a little bored with the selection of available fuck sticks around
00:28:00here, okay?
00:28:03Oh, Jesus, Kat, please, please do not get emotional on you, okay?
00:28:07I'm not emotional.
00:28:07Yes, you are.
00:28:08I'm a cunt, and you should know that, okay?
00:28:10You're my fucking roommate, for Christ's sake.
00:28:12Have you ever seen me be nice to anyone?
00:28:14No.
00:28:14No, I guess not.
00:28:15Okay, exactly.
00:28:16It's just that, like, you're so different when we're fooling around, you know?
00:28:23Well, yeah, I mean, that's because you're getting me off.
00:28:26Oh, my God, like...
00:28:28What?
00:28:28Maybe it's the only time I'm able to surprise my fucking bitchness long enough to appear
00:28:32like a decent human being.
00:28:34Look, just in case I haven't made it clear to you, Kat, I'm not.
00:28:43All right, Kat.
00:28:49You do know you're gay, right?
00:28:53Yeah.
00:28:55Is that the first time you've ever said that?
00:28:58What, that I'm gay?
00:28:59Yeah.
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:03Well, come on, my mother.
00:29:05Oh, shut up.
00:29:07Look, Kat, I'm serious, okay?
00:29:09It's like you're being honest with yourself about who you are.
00:29:12I don't know.
00:29:13Maybe a little bit of me's ribbing off on you.
00:29:15Oh, God forbid.
00:29:17Well, look, as fucked up as I may be, I must have some redeeming qualities, right?
00:29:22You definitely have a few.
00:29:24You are...
00:29:26I can deal with that, okay?
00:29:29Just do me a favor, like, don't repeat this conversation, okay?
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:33As long as you don't tell anybody they give me steady orgasms.
00:29:35Deal.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:39So, what, you don't want anyone to know?
00:29:41No, no, it's not that.
00:29:43It's just, like, I want to do it on my own timeline, you know?
00:29:46And besides, it's nobody's business.
00:29:49Eventually, I am going to come out.
00:29:51Do your parents know?
00:29:52Oh, fuck, no.
00:29:53They would shit a solid gold brick if they were to find out.
00:29:57Listen to you, Miss Potty Mouth.
00:29:59Oh, well, it must be sexually contracted.
00:30:01Oh, maybe.
00:30:03But, okay, I mean, listen, Cap, what are they going to do when they find out?
00:30:07Oh, at first they'll probably disown me.
00:30:10Then after a while not speaking to me, they'll act like they're doing me a favor by having
00:30:14me explain to them exactly why I'm making the decision to be gay.
00:30:20Oh, my God, that is just so fucked up.
00:30:24You want to tell me about it?
00:30:28So, what's it taste like, anyway?
00:30:30What?
00:30:37I don't know.
00:30:40Seriously, I want to know.
00:30:46Well, you want to know?
00:30:48Oh, come on, I don't want to know that bad, okay?
00:30:50I'm just curious is all.
00:30:52Oh.
00:30:53I don't know.
00:30:54I, I, it tastes good.
00:30:57I like it.
00:30:59Oh, really?
00:31:00I know you like it, okay?
00:31:01I just, I mean, like, what does it taste like?
00:31:04Look, does it taste like chicken?
00:31:06Does it taste like potatoes?
00:31:08I mean, does it taste like tuna?
00:31:10Don't.
00:31:10Oh, I can't.
00:31:11Well, you know, it smells like tuna.
00:31:13No, it depends, okay?
00:31:15It, it depends.
00:31:16It's always a little different, and, and.
00:31:21I guess it's a little salty.
00:31:25And everybody's unique.
00:31:29What do I taste like?
00:31:34What, no.
00:31:35You ask, Nikki.
00:31:37I know, but I just.
00:31:40I just, I mean, like, I would just assume it's nasty, so.
00:31:43Why?
00:31:44It's a moist cavity between your legs, Kat.
00:31:48A moist cavity, I mean.
00:31:49It is, okay?
00:31:50It, it sometimes gets sweaty, so it sometimes smells.
00:31:54It's just, it's just a little gross.
00:31:57No, it's not.
00:31:58You definitely, you want it clean.
00:32:07You honestly want to know what your day's like?
00:32:12Well, I asked, didn't I?
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:16Yeah.
00:32:17Come here.
00:32:26No, relax.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:45You taste so fucking good.
00:32:53Okay, I'm no less but with this, really hot.
00:32:56Yeah?
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:58You almost may want to go down on you.
00:33:03Really?
00:33:04Almost.
00:33:10Oh!
00:33:11Oh!
00:33:13Oh, I forgot how fun that was.
00:33:16Yeah.
00:33:16Oh!
00:33:17Yeah, well, speak for yourself, old-timer.
00:33:20I'm gonna hunt down and kill that doctor who gave you those pills.
00:33:24Mm-hmm.
00:33:28Can I ask you something?
00:33:30I hate when you do that.
00:33:32Ask me if you can ask me something.
00:33:34You're already asking me something by asking if you can ask me something.
00:33:38Okay, I'm sorry.
00:33:39So?
00:33:40Well, if you had the chance to go back in time and change things, you know, like you and I
00:33:44being together,
00:33:46would you?
00:33:47Would I change anything if I could go back in time?
00:33:51Yeah.
00:33:53Yeah.
00:33:53No.
00:33:55God, no.
00:33:57Gee, I wouldn't change a single thing.
00:34:01I couldn't have dreamed up a better life in my best night's sleep.
00:34:07You're still my knight in shining armor.
00:34:10Always have been.
00:34:11Always will be.
00:34:14You're just as amazing as the first night I met you.
00:34:17Who would have thought we would have found love at a gangbang?
00:34:25Do you remember that key party where old Walter Cotton couldn't get his pecker out of my ass?
00:34:32Oh, yeah.
00:34:33Remember the look on his face?
00:34:34Oh, sure do.
00:34:36Oh, it was like a helpless pup locked up with a b****.
00:34:43All he was missing was the amused owner chasing us with a water hose.
00:34:48Do you remember what his wife Diane said after he finally got it out?
00:34:52Oh, yeah.
00:34:53She said, who wants pudding?
00:34:55Oh, my God.
00:34:58Oh, my God.
00:35:00Oh, he was a kick in the pants, huh?
00:35:04And hung like a horse.
00:35:05You ain't lying.
00:35:06He had a b**** big to choke a donkey.
00:35:08Looked like a baby's leg, didn't it?
00:35:10Yeah, a fat baby.
00:35:14Sex was different back then.
00:35:16Yeah, everything was so much more free, you know?
00:35:20No rules, no inhibitions, no jealousies.
00:35:25No shaved pubic hair.
00:35:28And no diseases that you couldn't take care of with a visit to the doctor and a quick shot of
00:35:32penicillin.
00:35:33Today, let me tell you something.
00:35:34These kids got to wear a coat of armor before they park their car into any woman's garage.
00:35:38I would wear three for four.
00:35:40Yeah, you would.
00:35:42Do you remember the night I brought home?
00:35:46Luann and Cecilia after the Jefferson Airplane Show at the Fillmore?
00:35:50The summer of 1969.
00:35:52Uh-huh.
00:35:53I couldn't forget that if I tried.
00:35:55No matter how long we live, I'll never be able to repay you for that night.
00:35:58I didn't know fisting was possible.
00:36:00Oh, yeah, it's possible.
00:36:02Hurts like a son of a gun, but it's possible.
00:36:04That girl was crying.
00:36:06Yeah.
00:36:06Yeah.
00:36:07She had pleasure and pain at the same time.
00:36:09Ah!
00:36:10Ah!
00:36:11Ah!
00:36:12Ah!
00:36:13Ah!
00:36:13Ah!
00:36:13Well, it hurt.
00:36:14Yeah.
00:36:14Ah!
00:36:16Ah!
00:36:16Ah!
00:36:16I said, damn, why that hurt?
00:36:17Somebody got to fix up your damn thing, girl.
00:36:19Oh, God.
00:36:20It's gonna be feel good.
00:36:24Muah!
00:36:25Muah!
00:36:33What do you think the kids would think if they knew about us?
00:36:38What?
00:36:39You mean about our past?
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41You mean the swapping and the sex stuff?
00:36:47Yes, you numbskull.
00:36:49I swear, sometimes I think you're as thick-headed as a mule.
00:36:53You don't have to be so nasty.
00:36:54Maybe they have heart attacks.
00:36:57You think?
00:36:58Who's gonna think about their parents doing the bang, bang, bang?
00:37:00You know, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:37:02Yeah, they got his drawers off, big old butt sticking up in there.
00:37:05Bang, bang, bang.
00:37:06Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:37:07Oh, shit, stop.
00:37:11I always wondered if they knew.
00:37:19Nah, no way.
00:37:20Mm-mm.
00:37:23Do you think, uh, do you think they'd be ashamed?
00:37:26I don't know.
00:37:27It's hard to figure out what they think.
00:37:30Yeah, well, I guess there's no use in worrying about it now.
00:37:33No use at all.
00:37:34Let me tell you something.
00:37:35We made our decisions, and we lived through them.
00:37:38And now we're here.
00:37:39What more can we ask for?
00:37:41Yeah, you're right.
00:37:43I know I'm right, baby doll.
00:37:45After 40 years of marriage, you'd think you would figure that out by now.
00:37:4935 years, Gene.
00:37:5140 sugar dumplings.
00:37:5335, honey bun.
00:37:55Cupcakes.
00:37:5640.
00:37:57Gene.
00:37:58Hmm?
00:37:59What year were we married?
00:38:0340 years ago.
00:38:08Shabbat-dee-bop-dee-bop.
00:38:09La-da-dee-da-dee-da.
00:38:10La-da-da-dee-da-da.
00:38:12La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:38:13La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:38:15You ever think we end up here?
00:38:18What do you mean, here?
00:38:20You know, me and you together, old.
00:38:23We're not that old.
00:38:27We're no spring chickens, I tell you that.
00:38:29Well, we're not old.
00:38:30Old as B. Arthur and Bob Hope.
00:38:34What's that guy that owns everything?
00:38:36Tead Turner?
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:38They're old.
00:38:39We're not old, we're refined.
00:38:43But Bob, hope is dead.
00:38:46Yeah, that's real.
00:38:48But to answer your question,
00:38:51I don't know if I ever thought we'd end up here.
00:38:54I don't know.
00:38:56I hoped.
00:38:58Yeah, me too.
00:39:00You know, out of all the other women I buried my bone in,
00:39:05you know me, I buried my bone in a lot of them,
00:39:08and there was never anyone but you.
00:39:12You've always had a way with words, Gene.
00:39:18Old sweet thing, you come on.
00:39:20Don't call me old.
00:39:30So what do you want to do?
00:39:31I don't know.
00:39:33What's everybody else doing, man?
00:39:34They're going dancing.
00:39:35I headed down to Boys Town.
00:39:37It's an 80s night at Rage.
00:39:40God, our friends are so f******, man.
00:39:43Yeah, tell me about it.
00:39:45So what do you think?
00:39:46I don't know.
00:39:47Any other ideas?
00:39:49Well, I don't know.
00:39:49We could stay up all night and have sex,
00:39:51like rock stars, keep up the neighbors, sweat,
00:39:55shake the earth.
00:39:58Sounds pretty nice, but, you know, I wasn't joking.
00:40:01My ass kind of hurts.
00:40:03Want to go catch a movie or something?
00:40:05I am.
00:40:05What's up?
00:40:07Not much.
00:40:08Seems the only entertainment I've been getting from going to the theater
00:40:11is watching some poor sap pay $12.50 to see some half-assed recycled excuse for a motion picture.
00:40:17Yeah, man.
00:40:19Well, we're two of those poor saps, mister.
00:40:22I got it!
00:40:25T-5!
00:40:27I want to drive.
00:40:29I'm driving.
00:40:33Oh.
00:40:38So, uh, how's this going to work, man?
00:40:40T-5!
00:40:41What?
00:40:42What do you mean?
00:40:44I mean, how's this going to work?
00:40:47T-5!
00:40:48You mean us?
00:40:50Yes, Bob.
00:40:51I don't know, Neil.
00:40:53Why are you asking?
00:40:54Because I want to fucking know.
00:40:55That's why.
00:40:56Well, I don't have a fucking answer, alright?
00:41:00My ass is so sore.
00:41:03Well, don't expect me to be the fucker in this relationship.
00:41:07You got it?
00:41:08I'm the butch.
00:41:10I've always been the butch.
00:41:12I'll always be the butch.
00:41:16Neil's the fucking butch, you know what I mean?
00:41:18Fucking butch.
00:41:19Do we have to have the State of Union talk right fucking now?
00:41:22Yeah, yeah, we do.
00:41:22What?
00:41:24I'm no butch.
00:41:26Well, that's our problem, Einstein.
00:41:28Why does it have to be a fucking problem?
00:41:30Because that's the way it fucking works, man.
00:41:32There's a butch and there's a butch.
00:41:34I don't make the rules, okay?
00:41:37That's so passe.
00:41:40Yes, passe.
00:41:42Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we found ourselves a bitch.
00:41:51So, were we?
00:41:53Oh, yeah.
00:41:56Listen, just because the heterosexual public
00:41:58has a uniform stereotype
00:42:01of what a normal gay couple's dynamic should be
00:42:03doesn't mean that we, the gay community,
00:42:06have to abide by their small-minded perceptions
00:42:09and their inability to think outside the box.
00:42:12So what are you proposing?
00:42:14I'm not proposing anything.
00:42:16I'm just saying that just because people expect a bitch and a butch,
00:42:20that doesn't mean that's the way it has to be.
00:42:24I mean, look at Ingrid and Sarah.
00:42:25They're both fucking butch as fuck.
00:42:28And they've been handling together
00:42:29for fucking over five and a half years, man.
00:42:33Right.
00:42:35Lesbians are so ahead of the curve.
00:42:36They are.
00:42:37They're on top of their fucking game, man.
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:40And you don't see the two of them feeling bad
00:42:42for not fitting into the socially expected archetypes
00:42:46of what a happy gay couple should be.
00:42:48Neil, I just, I don't, I don't understand
00:42:51why this is bothering you so much.
00:42:53I don't know.
00:42:54It's just that all the gay couples we know,
00:42:59there's a masculine and a femme.
00:43:01So?
00:43:03I don't know.
00:43:04It's just rare that a gay couple breaks the mold.
00:43:06That's all.
00:43:07I think you're forgetting about the first gay couple, man.
00:43:10Who's that?
00:43:12R2-D2 and C-3PO.
00:43:14What are you talking about?
00:43:15C-3PO is a total bitch.
00:43:18Oh, Lord, I do hope we make it to the launch pad on time.
00:43:22Hooray, R2.
00:43:23Hooray.
00:43:25Faggots, man.
00:43:26Faggot talk.
00:43:27Yeah, but what was R2 then?
00:43:30Oh, okay.
00:43:31I think I see where you're going with it.
00:43:33See?
00:43:33I mean, some can argue that R2 was the bitch.
00:43:36I mean, for constantly putting up with C-3PO's shit
00:43:39and continuing to hang out with them
00:43:40even though they're persistent nagging
00:43:42by that fucking British twat.
00:43:45You made your point.
00:43:46But a small side note,
00:43:49R2 and C-3PO weren't the first gay couple.
00:43:53Shut up.
00:43:54Of course they were.
00:43:55Nope.
00:43:55You're wrong.
00:43:57Who was it then?
00:43:59Gilligan and the Skipper.
00:44:00Oh, shit.
00:44:02Yeah.
00:44:03I never thought about it like that.
00:44:04You never thought about that?
00:44:05Are you kidding me?
00:44:06You never noticed the pet name, Little Buddy?
00:44:09Come on.
00:44:10And the fact that Ginger and Mary Ann,
00:44:12those fine little pieces of ass,
00:44:15never got any action from either one of them?
00:44:17They were fucking odd, too.
00:44:19Yeah, if they only had dicks.
00:44:22You had a mouthful.
00:44:23Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:44:26Oh, yeah.
00:44:28So I guess no one has to be dicks.
00:44:31Neil, neither of us are capable of being dicks.
00:44:34You're the lead singer of a hairband,
00:44:36and I'm a high school football coach.
00:44:38We both hate the fuck out of Barbra Streisand.
00:44:41Shit.
00:44:43Listen, I don't know how it works,
00:44:44but it does, all right?
00:44:45And I'm not gonna change,
00:44:49and I know you're not gonna change,
00:44:50so why should we fucking change then?
00:44:53I mean, you're happy, right?
00:44:55Oh, yeah.
00:44:56And I'm happy, too.
00:44:57Yeah.
00:44:58So fuck everyone!
00:45:06Neil.
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:10Thanks.
00:45:12For what?
00:45:14For just being you.
00:45:16Yeah, no problem.
00:45:19What?
00:45:20What?
00:45:21What?
00:45:21I'm glad we're together, you know?
00:45:23And I'm really glad we can talk the way we do, you know?
00:45:30I'm just...
00:45:33I've never been able to talk to someone
00:45:35the way I talk to you.
00:45:36How'd this suddenly turn into an after-school special, man?
00:45:39Come on.
00:45:40You know, it's because you're a manly man.
00:45:43It doesn't mean you can't have a heart.
00:45:45Yeah.
00:45:46I'm being real here.
00:45:47I'm just saying, I don't...
00:45:53I just want you to know that I appreciate you, you know?
00:45:58You're serious?
00:46:00Yeah, I'm serious.
00:46:02Cool.
00:46:04Thanks.
00:46:09I appreciate you, too, you know?
00:46:11I'm sorry if I, uh, don't express my feelings.
00:46:14It's just, I don't know, it's not really my thing, you know?
00:46:19Jesus, now I sound like I'm an after-school special.
00:46:24It's okay.
00:46:28I know you do.
00:46:49Why do we do this?
00:46:50You, on the other hand, you're caught up in this fucking fantasy world
00:46:53where everyone is who you want them to be,
00:46:54but not who they are.
00:47:01The truth hurts, don't it?
00:47:03Fuck you.
00:47:05Oh, now you're gonna get all mad at me
00:47:07because I told you the truth
00:47:07after you blasted me out of the water with your judgment?
00:47:10Fuck you.
00:47:14And you wonder why I left.
00:47:17Oh, that's rich.
00:47:19That's good, Jordy.
00:47:20You left.
00:47:21Well, that's not really the way that I remember it,
00:47:22but that's okay.
00:47:23We can go back and rewrite the book of David and Jordy.
00:47:25Oh, just shut up, okay?
00:47:27Okay.
00:47:35So you don't still have feelings for me?
00:47:37No, of course not.
00:47:38I am so over you.
00:47:39Okay, well, you never answered me then.
00:47:41Why are you here?
00:47:43You never answered me either.
00:47:45With what?
00:47:46Why are you here?
00:47:48Oh, Jesus Christ, Jordy.
00:47:49I thought we pretty much covered this, didn't we?
00:47:51Okay, to paraphrase the long and tedious subject
00:47:54that we just discussed,
00:47:55I am a womanizer, okay?
00:47:57I like all different types of women.
00:47:59I like the way that they smell.
00:48:00I like the way that they taste.
00:48:01I like the way that they fuck.
00:48:03The problem is I find it hard to stay loyal or honest
00:48:05to one particular woman at one particular time.
00:48:08There, I said it.
00:48:09Fine.
00:48:09Are you happy?
00:48:09Now, why are you here?
00:48:13I don't know.
00:48:16I really don't know.
00:48:22Look, aren't you happy with Tom, John,
00:48:25what the fuck is his name again?
00:48:26Greg.
00:48:27Yeah, Greg.
00:48:27Aren't you happy with Greg?
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:30I mean, yes, I am.
00:48:32Then why?
00:48:33I don't have an answer.
00:48:35I don't fucking know, all right?
00:48:37All right.
00:48:38There's no need to get hostile.
00:48:40I was just wondering,
00:48:41since we're in such an honest mood here tonight,
00:48:43laying naked beside one another,
00:48:44just having shared the most intimate of body fluids,
00:48:46I thought we could just kind of whoosh,
00:48:49just get everything out in the open.
00:48:52Look, we know why I'm cheating on my girlfriend,
00:48:54because I'm a piece of shit.
00:48:55But at least I know what I am,
00:48:57and I'm honest with myself about it.
00:48:59Yeah, unfortunately,
00:49:00you're the only person you have the ability to be honest to.
00:49:07It's only because I'm compassionate.
00:49:10What the fuck are you talking about?
00:49:13Look, the only reason that I lie to women
00:49:15is to protect them from being hurt.
00:49:16Oh, my God!
00:49:18You drive me fucking crazy.
00:49:21I mean, it's just, it's amazing to me
00:49:23how you can justify your lying and womanizing
00:49:27by believing that you're doing us women a favor.
00:49:29Like, we couldn't handle the truth.
00:49:32Well, could you?
00:49:33I don't know.
00:49:34But at least we wouldn't end up with broken hearts.
00:49:38I mean, you think you're doing us a favor?
00:49:41You think you're being compassionate
00:49:44by letting us think that we're the only ones?
00:49:46No, you're the one that's fucking delusional, David.
00:49:50All you're doing is delaying the process,
00:49:53sneaking behind our backs,
00:49:54fucking anything with a pair of tits and three holes,
00:49:57eventually making us look like idiots,
00:50:00breaking our spirits.
00:50:00That is not compassionate, David.
00:50:02That is fucking evil.
00:50:05Evil?
00:50:06Yeah, evil.
00:50:08And the sad thing is,
00:50:09you can't even comprehend why it's evil
00:50:12because you've never had to feel anything.
00:50:16You must be so nice to be as numb to the world as you,
00:50:20protected and sheltered by your own shallowness,
00:50:23so much so that you don't even realize
00:50:25what you're doing is downright wrong.
00:50:36Why are you such an asshole?
00:50:39I don't know.
00:50:40It's a gift.
00:50:42No, it's just sad.
00:50:45I mean, I can't expect you to understand
00:50:48what it feels like to be heartbroken.
00:50:50You want to know why?
00:50:51Why?
00:50:54Because you don't have a heart.
00:51:05By the way, I lied.
00:51:08It is small.
00:51:10It's still all right.
00:51:12Black's going down.
00:51:14It's still all right.
00:51:15Black's going down.
00:51:17Black's on our side.
00:51:20Oh, it's still all right.
00:51:23Black's going down.
00:51:36What part of Mexico is that in?
00:51:38Oh, no.
00:51:39It's in Spain.
00:51:43I know, but isn't that in Mexico?
00:51:46No, it's in Spain.
00:51:50It's a country.
00:51:52In Europe?
00:51:53Oh, okay.
00:51:55Like, by English?
00:51:57Yeah, kind of.
00:51:59Yes.
00:52:09What, um, what language do they speak there?
00:52:13Spanish?
00:52:15I know, but isn't that what they speak in, um,
00:52:18in, uh, Mexico?
00:52:21Yes, but the language, uh, the language originated in Spain?
00:52:27Are you sure?
00:52:30Yes, I am, uh, positive.
00:52:34Ah, yes, positive.
00:52:37Hmm.
00:52:38See, because I have a, I have a Mexican friend.
00:52:41He speaks Spanish.
00:52:52So, is tonight your first night at the spider club?
00:52:55No, no, I've been there quite a bit.
00:52:59You?
00:53:00No, I'm there all the time.
00:53:02I'm surprised I've never seen you there.
00:53:05Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:53:17What's your favorite, uh, color?
00:53:23My favorite color?
00:53:25Um, I don't know, gray, I guess.
00:53:27Oh, no, no, no, see, gray's not a color.
00:53:31Sure it is.
00:53:33I have a gray sweater.
00:53:35Oh.
00:53:38So what do you do?
00:53:40Oh, I'm an actor.
00:53:41Really?
00:53:42Yeah, well, an aspiring actor.
00:53:45But I've seen you in anything?
00:53:48Probably not, no.
00:53:49Ah.
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:50Well, oh, well, actually, I was, uh, cholo number, number three in an episode of Us one time.
00:53:57Oh, cool.
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:58Yeah, my, uh, my agent, he says that, uh, he says that things are going to be picking up for
00:54:03me very soon.
00:54:04Really?
00:54:05Well, he says I have a unique quality that sets me apart from the pack.
00:54:10Hmm.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:10It's only a matter of time, he says, before I get my big break.
00:54:14Cool.
00:54:16You know, he describes me as the next, uh, the next Antonio Banderas.
00:54:20Oh, really?
00:54:21Yeah.
00:54:21I love that guy.
00:54:23I love Fantasy Island.
00:54:26Oh, so good.
00:54:28Yeah.
00:54:30What do you do?
00:54:31Oh, I'm a model.
00:54:33See, I would have guessed that.
00:54:35Really?
00:54:37You look like a model.
00:54:40Thanks.
00:54:41Mm-hmm.
00:54:42What kind of modeling do you do?
00:54:46Um, mostly print.
00:54:48Mm-hmm.
00:54:48Just adult stuff, you know.
00:54:52Really?
00:54:53Yeah, just for now, until I can find something better to do.
00:54:58Oh.
00:54:59It's cool.
00:55:10Mm-hmm.
00:55:12That's, that's the paper that advertises for hookers.
00:55:14Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:55:16Call, call girls, I mean?
00:55:17They're escorts.
00:55:18So, sorry.
00:55:19Sorry.
00:55:20I've, yeah.
00:55:22I've seen it, uh, I've seen it a couple of times.
00:55:30It, it, I have, I have this, this.
00:55:35You, but you, you are not a, you're not a professional, though, are you?
00:55:39Yeah.
00:55:40What, what, what?
00:55:41Yeah, I'm an escort from time to time.
00:55:44What, what, what, what are you going to say something?
00:55:47Because you just asked me right now.
00:55:49I mean, I, I, I just f***ing telling on you.
00:55:52But Jesus Christ, don't you think that's something you should tell someone before you, you, you, you sleep with them?
00:55:58No.
00:55:59You didn't tell me what you did before you slept with me.
00:56:02That's different, okay?
00:56:03I, I, I don't sleep with random people for money.
00:56:07You're not upset, are you?
00:56:10A little bit.
00:56:13Oh, jeez.
00:56:15You don't have something, do you?
00:56:17Like what?
00:56:18Like a f***ing deceased or something.
00:56:20No.
00:56:21No way.
00:56:22I make all the guys wear condoms.
00:56:24It's my number one rule.
00:56:29Oh, Jesus.
00:56:30My f***ing tongue is going to mess up and fall off.
00:56:33Come on, don't be angry.
00:56:35What, what were you doing at the club tonight?
00:56:37Shouldn't you be out working or something?
00:56:41It's silly.
00:56:42Escorts like to party too, besides, it's a good place to pick up work.
00:56:47Oh, my God.
00:56:48You don't expect me to pay for this, do you?
00:56:51No.
00:56:52I liked it.
00:56:56I like sex just like the next person, you know?
00:56:58That's why I do what I do.
00:57:01Can we not, can we not just, let's not talk about it, okay?
00:57:05Just be careful, yeah?
00:57:06I don't know why you get so uncomfortable about it.
00:57:09It's kind of cute.
00:57:11And you're for real, huh?
00:57:13Yeah, I mean, it's not like I sleep with that many more men than every other stupid girl at the
00:57:17club.
00:57:17I'm just smart enough to get paid for it.
00:57:20But you're selling yourself.
00:57:21You're a shame, no?
00:57:23No.
00:57:24Why should I be?
00:57:26I like what I do, and until something more promising comes along, then I'm happy getting paid to have sex.
00:57:31I like to do the boopsy.
00:57:35Were you abused as a child or something?
00:57:37No.
00:57:40How long have you been doing this?
00:57:43Um, since I moved here.
00:57:47I was waiting tables, and this guy made me an offer.
00:57:51And is this it serious?
00:57:53Mm-hmm.
00:57:55Yep, he offered me a thousand bucks to come home with him.
00:57:58Oh, jeez.
00:57:59A thousand bucks.
00:58:00So I did it.
00:58:01Oh, he was so cute, and he was nice.
00:58:05I would have went home with him for free if he would have asked, but I figured I'd make me
00:58:08some money, you know?
00:58:09Hmm.
00:58:12After that, you know, I told my friend, and we both decided to quit waiting tables and do it for
00:58:16a living.
00:58:19It's honest work.
00:58:20I mean, I offer a service, and I get my rocks off in the meantime, so it works out for
00:58:23everyone.
00:58:25Ooh!
00:58:26I'm home, honey!
00:58:31I'm home, honey.
00:58:34All right.
00:58:35Now, don't you come across the scumbags, huh?
00:58:38Sometimes, but that's where this comes in.
00:58:43Oh, jeez.
00:58:44Oh, okay.
00:58:45What, don't they have guns in Mexico?
00:58:48Mexico, they're all about the guns, but in Spain, no, okay?
00:58:51Be careful with that, huh?
00:58:53Don't be scared.
00:58:54I know how to handle a gun.
00:58:55I've been shooting since I was six.
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58Oh, yeah.
00:58:59Put it in the bag.
00:59:02Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip it in the bag, okay?
00:59:04Put it away.
00:59:06Oh, you're scared.
00:59:09Anyway, I try not to worry too much, because I'm a pretty, uh, I'm a pretty good judge of character.
00:59:15You know?
00:59:16Hey!
00:59:18I trusted you, didn't I?
00:59:22Hey.
00:59:25Anywho, I don't worry too much.
00:59:29I do who I want to do, and if I'm not feeling it, I don't.
00:59:40Hey, look, don't let it bother you, okay?
00:59:43I promise.
00:59:43I am clean.
00:59:45I use protection.
00:59:47Look, I'm just a normal person like you, except for I get paid to fuck.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:52Could you please stop saying that?
00:59:53Yes?
00:59:54What are you doing in there?
00:59:57I'm cleaning up.
00:59:59Okay.
01:00:08How old were you when you first had any sex?
01:00:12Twelve.
01:00:17Yeah, yes, twelve.
01:00:18Okay.
01:00:19Um, twelve.
01:00:21Yeah, twelve.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:23With who?
01:00:25Um, Uncle Danny.
01:00:27You fuck with your Uncle Danny?
01:00:29Yeah, but I thought it was my cousin.
01:00:32Oh.
01:00:32Oh, Jesus.
01:00:35What can I say?
01:00:36It was dark in my room.
01:00:37Okay, okay.
01:00:38But you thought it was your cousin.
01:00:40Yeah, well, me and my cousin, we've always fooled around.
01:00:44What?
01:00:44What?
01:00:44I told you I was remarking, Sal.
01:00:48What is that sort of mean?
01:00:50It's just, it's not that uncommon of a thing, that's all.
01:00:53At least it wasn't my dad.
01:00:55What the f...
01:00:56Oh, God.
01:00:57This is too much for me.
01:00:59Calm down.
01:01:00It was a long time ago.
01:01:02No, no.
01:01:02Everything.
01:01:04First, you're a girl who's laying in bed next to me.
01:01:06And then you're an escort who's laying in bed next to me.
01:01:09Now you're an escort who fucking her uncle, who she thought was her cousin, is laying in bed next to
01:01:14me.
01:01:14This is too fucking for me.
01:01:16Relax.
01:01:18Relax.
01:01:19Relax.
01:01:19What is it?
01:01:20Relax.
01:01:21Relax.
01:01:21You want me to relax?
01:01:22How the fuck am I supposed to relax?
01:01:24I don't even know who the fuck you are.
01:01:25And I just put my dick inside you for over an hour.
01:01:29Well, maybe you should think twice before you take a stranger home and have sex with her.
01:01:33You don't...
01:01:34Look at you.
01:01:34You don't even realize how incredibly fucky this situation is, huh?
01:01:38Why don't you just relax?
01:01:39You'll get over it.
01:01:41No.
01:01:42No.
01:01:42I will not get over it.
01:01:43Okay?
01:01:44Having a sex with an escort is not something I get over.
01:01:48I have never paid for the sex in my life.
01:01:52I already said that this one was on the house.
01:01:55You don't get it, do you, huh?
01:01:57Come on.
01:02:00Relax.
01:02:00Didn't we have fun?
01:02:01I thought we were having fun.
01:02:04Did you really fuck your uncle?
01:02:05Yes, but I told you I thought it was my cousin.
01:02:08Oh, God.
01:02:10Why do you keep saying that, like, it's supposed to make me feel better, huh?
01:02:13Well, doesn't it?
01:02:14I mean, what if I fuck your uncle knowingly?
01:02:17No, that's gross.
01:02:19You are twisted, right?
01:02:21No, I'm not twisted.
01:02:23I'm honest.
01:02:24Okay?
01:02:25I mean, most girls would have lied.
01:02:28If you would have asked them what they did for a living, they would have lied.
01:02:30They would have said they were a runway model for Gucci or Dolce or some bullshit.
01:02:35I'm not ashamed of what I am, okay?
01:02:37Just because you got your hang-ups, don't take them out on me, Buster Brown.
01:02:41What?
01:02:42Buster Brown?
01:02:45Buster, but what, what, what, what is, you're, what is this, Buster?
01:02:48You're the craziest person I've ever met in my life, you know?
01:02:55You got another round in you?
01:02:58Another round?
01:03:01What, what, what, what was that?
01:03:04What was that?
01:03:04You got another round in you?
01:03:06Another round, huh?
01:03:07Are you completely oblivious to everything that's just taking place here, huh?
01:03:13What is this?
01:03:15What the fuck is so funny, huh?
01:03:17What is so, what is so funny?
01:03:19What?
01:03:21You don't laugh at me, are you coming to my house?
01:03:24Hey, relax!
01:03:24I was just fucking with you.
01:03:28What?
01:03:29I was fucking with you, not a fucking escort.
01:03:33What?
01:03:34What is this?
01:03:35You're, you're not an escort.
01:03:36No.
01:03:37What?
01:03:38Are you serious?
01:03:39Yeah!
01:03:40You should have seen your face when I said, I'm fucking my uncle.
01:03:49You, you, your eyes like, bugged out.
01:03:53Oh, wait, wait, wait, all of, all of this, this was.
01:03:55It was bullshit.
01:03:56It was complete bullshit.
01:03:58What about the gun, huh?
01:04:00What about, what about the gun?
01:04:03This is.
01:04:06It's a lighter.
01:04:08It's a fucking lighter.
01:04:09It's a fucking lighter.
01:04:10You're, you're, you're pulling my, you're pulling my chain, huh?
01:04:12No, I'm serious.
01:04:12Look.
01:04:21Okay, this, I mean, it's bad, it's bad enough that you're being a hooker, but the whole fuck
01:04:27is your uncle, huh?
01:04:28I know, it's so funny.
01:04:29That's this fucking disturbing, huh?
01:04:31This is a, this is a, you're not an escort, huh?
01:04:34No, but I mean, come on, would it have all really mattered though?
01:04:37I mean.
01:04:39Yeah, I think it, yes.
01:04:40I'm thinking, no, I, uh.
01:04:44So, what, what, what do you really do, huh?
01:04:51I'm an actress.
01:04:56All right, Jesus.
01:04:58Uh, what do you do?
01:05:03Well, let's do my job again in pouring tears forbeitet from my city to be a�-
01:05:17I think, no, for, what do you do?
01:05:18Eh, let's do the dance-ucci ganja pero botto.
01:05:25That doesn't knock me down any bricks, okay?
01:05:26First thing we have time to lift a hammer, like, in theの corazran.
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