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  • 2 weeks ago
This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it. He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes…and there’s a bit about tomatoes. You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff. A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense.
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00:00I always remember my mother saying,
00:02you can eat the leftovers in the fridge.
00:04I almost froze to death.
00:07Finish your greens, she'd shout,
00:09until I'd eaten nearly all my felt pens.
00:12My sister was to be known as Olive,
00:14but when they came to register the name,
00:16the pens stopped working briefly,
00:18and from then on, she had to be known as Clive.
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