00:09I'm gonna miss this place, Lainey.
00:14But I'm not going to miss those sniveling little customers.
00:20Ahem.
00:21Speak of the devil.
00:23Hi, how can I help you?
00:25I was wondering if you have the Rat Girl Queen of Anarchy limited edition 2016 cassette tape final combo with
00:31the mp3 download code included?
00:33Uh, let's see. You know, sounds pretty niche. Rat Girl's pretty niche, let me take a look for you.
00:40Oh, you know her?
00:42Yeah, I know her. I love songs who train rats.
00:47Ah, that's her most popular one. I'm into more of the early underground stuff.
00:52Mhm.
00:53Detonation Nation is more my speed. I like the pre-hyperpop Rat Girl era.
00:58Yeah.
00:58I think she was more authentic. You know, most artists are before they get signed.
01:01It makes sense that someone like you would be into that.
01:04What? Rat Girl's not hyperpop, she's death noise pop.
01:07Um, just curious, what's someone like me supposed to mean?
01:12Pfft. We all know music store workers have superiority complexes.
01:16Like, Rat Girl isn't even that niche. She's a mainstream indie hyperpop artist that's lost her sound.
01:29I don't work here because I'm a music snob. I work here because I'm borderline on hireable.
01:35I just happen to have excellent music taste.
01:37Huh, you call that taste?
01:40Ffft.
01:41Oh, what are you doing on your high horse, huh big guy?
01:44Think you know more about internet subcultures than me?
01:48You sure do look like you spent a lot of time fucking on your hair, Stevie?
01:52You think I care about how posers feel?
01:56P-p-poser?
02:00Certified Gold Star Poser.
02:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, buddy.
02:07Look, just because I'm not as pasty and loser-y looking as you doesn't mean I don't know my internet
02:13subcultures.
02:14I think I know a thing or two about Outsider House and-
02:19Um, sorry to interrupt your very intellectual conversation, but you're both wrong.
02:24Braco, Queen of Anarchy is officially listed as Electron Clash.
02:27Also, the item you're looking for is out of stock.
02:29Also, we're closing, so I'd like to ask for you.
02:31Mm, yeah, get the hell out of my store.
02:33Hm, I'll be back.
02:37I'll be back.
02:39Little does he know.
03:00Kamen Maahun,
03:00that's all I need.
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