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00:15It's over, Zim! There's nowhere left for you to hide!
00:18What about my house?
00:19Oh, yeah. I guess you could hide there.
00:22Hey, wait! No! Stay where you are!
00:24Or what? You're gonna stop me with your oven, Mitch?
00:29It's not an oven, Mitch, you wizard. It's a genuine freezing talisman.
00:33There's no way you'll escape its power.
00:36Your loony parachuting powers don't scare me dead.
00:40All it does is make you look stupid.
00:41It's paranormal! And you're wrong! It makes me look cool!
00:46Now take this!
00:48Bloogie! Bloogie! Bloogie! Bloogie! Bloogie!
00:49What blue piece for me? Bloogie! Bloogie! Bloogie! Bloogie! Bloogie!
00:51Bloogie! Bloogie! Bloogie! Bloogie!
00:57That was sadder than I expected.
01:00I knew I shouldn't have shot at the wizardry store in the mall.
01:06Bloogie! Bloogie! Bloogie! Bloogie! Bloogie!
01:28Son, I detect you're not happy about something.
01:32Dad, is it okay if you change what you want to do with your life?
01:37Well, of course. There's nothing wrong with changing your mind, son.
01:40Unless you're me, because I am a scientist.
01:43I have always wanted to be a scientist, and I am good at being a scientist.
01:48But what about me? You think maybe I should give up my lifelong dream of being a paranormal investigator?
01:54Of course I do, son. Of course I do. I knew you wouldn't be able to resist the allure of
02:00real science.
02:13Ah-ha! Success! And they said it couldn't be done!
02:19Hmm. Real science.
02:39You are covered in lies, human dib!
02:42I didn't say anything.
02:43Clever!
02:44You don't have to worry about me anymore, Zim.
02:47No more werewolves or Nosferatus or stupid, idiotic, moronic green aliens who are stupid and bent on taking over the
02:53world for me.
02:54I'm gonna be like my dad and study...
02:56Real science!
03:15Victory! Sweet victory for Seam!
03:19The human has been defeated by...
03:24By the other human, that is me.
03:27Human Zim!
03:29Yes! Yes!
03:30Because I'm human, see?
03:32Heh-heh!
03:41I'm Zim, human!
03:49And I shall always beat you, kid!
03:52Oh!
03:53Hey.
03:54Where's this thing boy going?
04:07Son, your calculations are flawless!
04:10Excellent work!
04:10I can't tell you how happy it makes me to have you working right alongside your amazing father!
04:16Thanks, Dad!
04:18Hey, I've been working on a new theory involving replacing human blood with tiny coffee beans.
04:23That's fascinating, son!
04:24I once conducted a similar study, but there were laws against those particular methods!
04:30Dad, I just want you to know that I really like working with you.
04:34And I'm sorry I wasted all that time chasing vampires and stupid aliens.
04:38Now, now, son!
04:39That's all behind you!
04:40Tell me about this blood theory of yours.
04:50I've done it!
04:51Zim has done it!
04:53Using my new plan, Earth will bow at the superior feet of Zim!
04:58Who dares stop me?
05:00Huh?
05:08Any calls?
05:09I call you a...
05:11You're my...
05:14That cat sounded like the div!
05:21Oh, it was just a cat!
05:23Ah, well, it's all for the best!
05:25Without the boy nuisance around, I can conquer the world in peace!
05:28I admit it was fun to repeatedly humiliate dead, but...
05:32Off to conquer!
05:52Oh, yeah!
05:56I made that!
05:57Don't tell no one where I hid them!
06:07You gonna yell at me now?
06:09Nah!
06:10Maybe later.
06:20Hey, why aren't you downstairs irritating me and trying to watch Mysterious Mysteries on the big TV?
06:27I only watched that show when I was a kid, Gaz.
06:29Those days are behind me.
06:31I'm not falling for this, and there's no way you can resist the vampire donut special that they're showing tonight.
06:42Just wanted to congratulate you, son, on another day of excellent work in the field of legitimate science!
07:02Thanks, Dad!
07:03Real science!
07:05You my son!
07:10Something isn't right here.
07:14And after the break, we'll check in yet again with Membrane and Son, who developed a cure for the uncommon
07:19cold.
07:20Stay tuned!
07:22Come on down to Charlie's Verge's side, for our sim-yay will go without a business sale!
07:26Oh, jelly beans!
07:28Our prices!
07:28You won't believe your eye holes!
07:33And how was school, son?
07:36Didn't go to school today.
07:38Don't have to no more.
07:39What's the point when...
07:40No!
07:42Look at me!
07:44So, Dem's not trying to destroy me anymore.
07:47Big deal!
07:48I won't grow lazy and pathetic just because I have no mortal enemy anymore!
07:54I am Mim and Mim shall rule!
08:07Yep!
08:09Watching TV is just as good a form of research as any.
08:18I'm all out of snacks!
08:20Why?
08:21Why does everything want to hurt Zim?
08:24I don't know!
08:26I miss you, Coach!
08:28I miss you so much!
08:34Three parts Nitro...
08:36Hey, where's Zim been lately?
08:38He hasn't been at school in weeks.
08:40Oh, well.
08:41Doesn't matter anymore.
08:42Everything's changed.
08:43Except me talking to myself, of course.
08:44That's the same.
08:53Listen to me!
08:54He needs you, Mary!
08:55You two such good friends!
08:57Like hot dogs!
08:59Please hunt my master again!
09:01Couch!
09:03Couch!
09:10Sorry, Zim's evil robot dog thingy.
09:12I'm not going after Zim anymore.
09:14I have a different life now.
09:15I'm happy.
09:16And no one laughs at me for being weird.
09:18Ooh!
09:37Everything going well in here, I trust?
09:40Yup.
09:41Here's my latest calculations.
09:43Hmm.
09:43Mm-hmm.
09:44Mm-hmm.
09:44Very good.
09:45Nice.
09:45Ah, splendid.
09:46And boom!
09:47How can this be?
09:48What?
09:49This formula is incorrect!
09:52Here, on line 4062, you used a sign when you should have used a cosign!
09:58Oh.
09:59This is obviously a cry for help!
10:02What is it, son?
10:02You can tell me!
10:04I'm fine, I just...
10:05Come on now, son!
10:07I can tell you're not happy!
10:09If something's troubling you, just do whatever it takes to fix the problem!
10:13It's the scientific way!
10:15You were right, Dad.
10:16I feel empty inside.
10:18This real science bores me to death!
10:21Maybe I'm not really doing what I was meant to do,
10:23because what I was meant to do was catch me, that alien!
10:37It's open!
10:47It's open!
10:48Shut the door, grr!
10:50That's why you're letting out my new sick couch smell!
10:53I'm back, Zim!
10:55And I've renewed my pledge to expose you with the alien menace you are!
10:59Get up and face me!
11:12Dib, is that you?
11:14Is it really you?
11:16You're back to your old self?
11:18I sure am, you ugly space monster!
11:21You have no idea how happy that makes me, you revolting little worm!
11:29I'm going to destroy you now!
11:32Yeah!
11:33You just try!
11:36Yay!
11:38No!
11:40I'm going to liquefy your organs!
11:43Ha!
11:44I'd like to see that!
11:51You're as smelly as I remember!
11:53You're green and ugly!
11:55You're a human stink beast!
11:56You're from outer space!
11:57What do you call that, a phase?
11:59You're a human pig smelly!
12:00And you're dummy-dumb!
12:02Stink beast!
12:02You're as stupid as ever!
12:04You're stupider than I am!
12:06You're smelly!
12:07You're stinkies!
12:08You're pig dookies!
12:09You're dookie pie!
12:10Am not!
12:11R2!
12:12Dookie!
12:13Dookie!
12:14Dookie back at you!
12:15Double dookie!
12:16Smelly human stinkies!
12:19Where did I go wrong?
12:24All is right with the world again.
12:27Stupid world.
12:45Staking than it or not!
12:52Does not talk about you in the world again.
12:54All means that you are hungry!
13:02There are really sólo уб Decoy and Va oversight about it!
13:03We lighting the new hell in wind!
13:04D
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