00:31少女一生俱来 天曾一生骑傲
00:33毕竟斩棘 和此那辛劳
00:37只当好恨江湖 隔续圈圈相隆
00:43看桥花一千招拆招
00:47星河都抓我渺渺
00:51曾海开岸停浪泡河
00:54红尘世界纷纷扰扰
00:58成见不如有情同道
00:59纳光反复足足 过程归交调
01:06五芒自甘共天有多高
01:09天地容我随心 所欲走欲藏
01:12光阁几日月真 成年少 成年少
01:15从来下个仗义 若风雨呼啸
01:19因决定之上 谁怕寂寥
01:22偏要清风明月 与你如怀抱
01:27走开人间 我再不就笑
01:41萝衹小鸠
01:43苏要逅远
01:45萝衹小鸠
01:46余沙
01:46萝衹小鸠
01:58萝衹小鸠
02:18Let's go.
02:36This is a book called The The First Man of the World.
02:39It's been a very strange world.
02:42So you don't know how to fight against each other.
02:45Of course, we know that there's no one can be stronger than the主角.
02:49So if you should be more strong than the主角,
02:51then you will be a different, and you will be killed by the主角.
02:54That's what we all know.
02:55Only a great fan of the主角 is not.
02:56So he's been killed by the man.
03:01I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You can't leave me.
03:06We're the man who's proud of the world.
03:08He's got a love-to-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be.
03:09Why do you put the moon in the moon?
03:11Of course, he's a bit more strange.
03:13Then he's the man who's going to be a little bit.
03:15He's in the winter of the moon.
03:17So he's got a good name for the moon.
03:20This is a cold world for the moon.
03:22It's a good one for the moon.
03:23It's a good one for the moon.
03:25Hey?
03:26Hey, don't you ever get a good one for the moon?
03:54Oh my God.
03:58Build a great job!
04:00If you're a big fan, you must keep it.
04:02If you look back if you're a good teacher,
04:04you can't even let him kill him, okay?
04:06He can't kill him, he just got his sword.
04:08He's so scared to kill him!
04:09He's gonna kill him to kill him, okay?
04:11Let's do it!
04:12We have a love of the fear of the island.
04:15Yeah, I forgot to say that.
04:17I do think he's a great kid.
04:18He's an angel.
04:19He's a good man.
04:20He's a great man.
04:20He's a great man to fight.
04:22万中无异的猎物器材
04:23所以就顺便交易将男主修炼神功
04:26于是男主随便学学着突飞猛进
04:28解开了身上的上古天魔封印
04:29为什么会有魔族封印啊
04:31好吧 先不管这个
04:33接着男主又不小心捡到了一把
04:35分分钟可以一组人魔两剑的新魔剑
04:37那么有了这把新魔剑又可以做什么呢
04:41那当然是在魔界和魔族的坏蛋魔军打一打
04:42然后魔军女儿成为后宫
04:46在人界和修心的坏蛋掌门打一打
04:47然后掌门孙女就成为后宫
04:51在尸门和作恶多端的大反派师傅打一打
04:53然后青梅竹马就成为后宫
04:55那这样打一打
04:56到最后 比男主更狂更傲的人就一个都不胜了
04:59大家再也不用靠打架来终于谁更厉害了
05:01这是超开心的
05:02那男主就成了好强好强的先魔至尊
05:04一路受限了三千后宫抗力其身
05:06大反派就成了好惨好惨的梦中人棍
05:08余生都住在炮仨坛里求死不等
05:10从此男主和一群后宫们过起了幸福的生活
05:12此此此此此无穷地
05:41哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼
05:42Oh
06:16ah
06:21The
06:22Uh, this, this is where I'm from.
06:26I'm not going to be here.
06:29Oh, you're okay. How are you feeling?
06:32Uh, I'm going to go to sleep.
06:36Yes, I don't know how it's going.
06:38It's a good thing.
06:39It's a good thing.
06:40Oh, this is a hospital.
06:43Hospital? You're sleeping.
06:45This is a cold weather.
06:47Ah, cold weather?
06:49Uh, this is who you're, uh.
06:55I know that the Xen盟大会 will be set in.
06:57You have to be held in a safe place.
07:00You will be held in the safe place.
07:02What the hell? The Xen盟?
07:05The Xen盟?
07:05The Xen盟?
07:07The Xen盟?
07:07The Xen盟?
07:09The Xen盟?
07:09The Xen盟?
07:12The Xen盟?
07:14The Xen盟?
07:19Yes, I can't feel as bad.
07:31Got it.
07:34I am supposed to talk to you about the Xen盟
07:35and do everything.
07:36Seriously, I don't know.
07:38Never mind Haro.
07:39I'll have toывайтесь on murder,
07:40and keep яng Flipes above you.
07:40The Xen盟友 from the Xenis.
07:43Share this video on Patreon.
07:44Goodbye.
07:44I am having an unh Enc wenn you go.
07:45Honestly, y'all being ADMingan,
07:45will just check you out?
07:46NET mind when your dad Μings
07:47Oh, my God!
07:48How would you do this?
07:52Oh my God.
07:54This...
07:54This man...
07:56He's a good one.
07:58He's a good one.
07:58He's a good one.
07:59Did you see him?
08:01He's a good one.
08:01He's a good one.
08:02He's a good one.
08:06Wait.
08:07Why don't you trust him?
08:08He's the worst one.
08:09It's me!
08:16I have no idea.
08:16You're the only ones that had happened to me.
08:23I got to fight.
08:24Why are you kidding me?
08:25Who should have to fight for me?
08:26I want to fight for my baby.
08:27I want to fight for my baby.
08:28I want to fight for his baby.
08:29I want to fight for their baby.
08:30I'm not allowed to fight for his baby.
08:30He has no right.
08:32I'm calling him to beat the person.
08:34He's gonna be tested for the cause.
08:37They will be locked in the middle of the building.
08:40What is it?
08:40It's dead.
08:41It's dead.
08:45What's wrong?
08:46You're still not comfortable?
08:48I'm not sure about that.
08:49What's wrong with the time?
08:50The time is still there.
08:52The man is still in the river.
08:54That's right.
08:55Your brother, don't get angry.
08:57I know you're a bit serious.
09:00But the child is very hard.
09:02And you don't have to do any of the mistakes.
09:04Don't you ever get to the police?
09:05He's gonna be far from him.
09:06You can tell him where he's going.
09:09You're going to kill him before he's been lost.
09:15He's going to kill him.
09:17You say he's not far from?
09:19You're going to kill him.
09:21You're going to kill him.
09:22You're going to kill him.
09:24You have four people who are not hurt?
09:25You have to kill him.
09:27You can't kill him.
09:28You're going to kill him.
09:30So let's not hurt him.
09:31I'm going to take a stab at me.
09:35Come here.
09:36I'm here, Herr Kuehn.
09:38She is the king, Mr. Kuehn.
09:39The king of the king of the Great Bender is the king of the Great Bender.
09:42This is the king of the Great Bender, Mr. Kuehn.
09:48Mr. Kuehn.
09:49Mr. Kuehn, Mr. Kuehn, Mr. Kuehn, I'm going to let the little shit out of him.
09:51I know that you'd probably be like that.
09:54So I'm going to tell you something.
09:56Mr. Kuehn, Mr. Kuehn, Mr. Kuehn.
09:58Mr. Kuehn, Mr. Kuehn.
10:01In my hands, I'm going to fight for a good job.
10:05You can take him back.
10:06Yes, master.
10:07I know you're going to have a good job.
10:10You're a young man.
10:11You're a good one.
10:18Come on, master.
10:21Come on, come on.
10:22Come on, come on.
10:23You're not eating?
10:28Master, come on.
10:32Are you so rich?
10:34Even though you are so rich.
10:36You are so rich.
10:37Yes.
10:37You're so rich.
10:38You're so rich.
10:46Mr.
10:47Mr.
10:50You're rich.
10:51I'm rich.
10:54You are rich.
10:55Mr.
10:56You're right.
10:57Mr.
10:57Mr.
10:59I didn't know what to do with the good
11:01But you're theойl
11:05OC警告自要行为违规叩除逼格
11:09Oh突然口渴了呢
11:27Wife连这样都做违规吗没办法了看到了没有師尊的兵都是给你击出来的行了不读书了罚也罚过了你回去好好反省吧别的就不追究了东西师尊
11:28这次就放过你
11:31下回给我长点记性
11:34他一点都没有记恨我吗
11:36难道他之前都没有被虐待过
11:38今天就先放过你
11:39要是还敢有下次
11:40对了
11:41冰河 你今年多大了
11:44弟子虚岁十四
11:45虚岁十四
11:47这下刺定了
11:50师尊 师尊
11:51小畜生 师尊又被你吸晕过去了
12:01侦测到角色异常行为 请解释
12:03解释
12:04你先给我解释解释 他都经历了什么呀
12:07男主已经经历了山门法柜 同门群殴 顶状师尊被吊打等虐待事件
12:12成功地为男主黑话埋下古笔 敬请期待哦
12:16期待他将来把我消传人贵是吧
12:19等待主角上门寻仇 是反派的日常工作
12:22谢谢啦 这反派我可当不了 你还是另请高明吧
12:25严重警告 贵方若放弃角色使命
12:27系统将立即施以注销账户乘法
12:30死就死 一笔变人棍强
12:31对方可以解除OOC 改变结局
12:34师尊 有何分布
12:37此话当真
12:38这真的假的 千真万确
12:41师尊
12:45也就是说 逼格直到一定数值就可以启动初级任务
12:48然后解锁OOC 然后改变结局 对不对
12:51对方已连问三遍 系统不予回答
12:57我就是想再确认一下要怎么加逼格
12:58一 改变弱智剧情
13:01二 提高反派智商
13:02三 保证主角爽度
13:04四 补完未被揭秘的剧情
13:07那就是说
13:14围巾之计还是要先熟悉环境
13:18想办法把原装货那一身功力和剑法都给拾到回来
13:20不然
13:20为您进入技能界面
13:23哇 还有技能的吗
13:25你们这是RPG网游吗
13:27由于贵方尚未初级用户
13:29系统暂时将高线技能锁定
13:33贵方可以通过闭关修炼的方式来解锁其余技能
13:34哦 只要闭关就可以了吗
13:37让我来看看现在有什么能用的
13:39哦 这就是沈青秋的修雅剑吗
13:45嗯
13:48哇 我这么牛皮的吗
13:51不亏于独占一封的宗世纪人物
13:53又不这一身修理
13:55再加上 我闭关苦连二十年
13:59说不定到日后万不得已
14:01非要跟挂逼落变和对峙之时
14:03大概也能混个落后而逃吧
14:05啊
14:07嗯
14:11啊
14:12阿洛阿洛 看看
14:13这地上有好大一道沟啊
14:15宁英英 沈青秋唯一的女弟子
14:18洛宾和师姐捡青梅竹马
14:20这还用你介绍啊
14:21阿洛阿洛叫的还能有谁啊
14:23阿洛你说
14:25是哪位师兄在此修炼剑盲呢
14:29清净峰上有如此修为的
14:31恐怕只有师尊了
14:32Oh,少年你还蛮识惑的阿洛阿洛
14:41,你陪我玩吗?不行,师兄交代
14:45,今天的柴火砍完之后
14:47,还要去挑水,要是能快些砍完
14:52,还能腾鞋打坐时间。这个时候的洛冰河
14:55,还真是根正苗红。师兄他们真不好
14:57,总是指使你干这干那的
15:00,我看就是故意欺负你。我回头跟师尊说去,
15:02保识让他们再也不敢提啊。这我也没办法啊
15:06,我不能OC的嘛。千万不要啊
15:07,我不想让师尊为这些小事为难
15:09,师兄他们也并无恶意
15:11,只是看我年纪小,想多给我一些历练机会吧。年纪这么小就有如此之高的境界
15:18,不愧是男主啊,不过你境界这么高
15:23,也怪不得被人欺负了。小师妹
15:25,你怎么一声不响,跑到这个地方来啊
15:29?明帆师兄。
15:30后山这么大,万一蹦出猛兽毒蛇怎么办
15:36?我才不怕猛兽毒蛇呢。再说了
15:37,这不是有阿乐抬着我吗?哇
15:44,简直拉得一手好仇恨啊。他哪能护得住你?
15:45师妹,师妹你别管他
15:47,我有好东西要给你看
15:49,这个,可是我家里人探青时
15:52,特意给我带的何甜玉。宇佩
15:54,不好,这段剧情是。怎么样
15:56,喜欢吗?喜欢的话,师兄就送给你。什么呀
16:01,这个颜色难看死了
16:02,还不如阿乐的那个好看呢。哦
16:08,师弟也配这玩意儿呢。他当然有了
16:10,成天贴心戴在脖子上
16:11,可宝贝呢,
16:14连我要看都不肯给。他当然不肯给好吗
16:19?那是他过世养母留下的唯一样东西。连师妹要看看你的玉佩都不肯。这样下去
16:21,今后面对强敌,你是不是连师弟援手都不肯了
16:28?这前一句话后一句究竟有毛逻辑关系。他不愿意就算了
16:31,我不看就是了。还给我
16:36,那是我的。你像什么?我还以为是个什么西式宝贝
16:39,原来是个西背货。
16:42西背货?那是什么
16:44?别的所死了
16:48,这玉佩是洛宾和杨母仅有的遗物啊。快还给我
16:49!还给你就还给你,值不定是哪个路摊上买来的便宜货。给师妹
16:56,还怕脏了她的手呢
16:57?别碰她。你都是快还给她呀
17:00,那可是触发动机制的关键道具啊。快还给我
17:02!你自己去捡吧!
17:18还愣着干什么?连队师兄都敢拳脚相下。给我教教她
17:20,什么叫掌幼尊备?师兄,你怎么能这样
17:26?你快叫他们住手
17:28,要不然,要不然我就再也不理你了。
17:30师妹,你们别生气啊
17:33,我就他们住手就是了。你们几个
17:36!可该敢偷袭啊
17:43!玉佩你到底是要救她
17:44,还是要害她呀?让开
17:50!O-O-C请告,O-O
17:53-C请告,O
17:54-O-C请告。
18:00我担心什么呀?他是男主呀
18:02,今生不坏的吗
18:03?不行不行,绝对绝对不能管啊
18:05,我要怎么不可改变结局的吗
18:07?放开我!刚才动的是哪只手
18:12?看我今天不废了你!哪只手!
18:15好!咳
18:42!是谁人物间零鞋结茫茫青竹烟风乱奢望青青岁月
18:45手摇自在车山
18:51生爱醉即当时温柔鲜谈
18:56星日上年白衣衫
19:02玉碎玉行进阑珊
19:06前程玉碎春春春
19:09今宵两城河关
19:16万般羞尸似日常见霜寒
19:20独发战
19:24金苍虫影悲乱
19:26鱼与死耳畔
19:29顺顺万望疑难
19:31春山有恨
19:35风月虚幻
19:36淡秋一夕
19:41生死无憾
19:47淡秋一夕
19:54生死无憾
20:04淡秋一夕
20:06生死无憾
20:06广兵
20:08你可恁
20:10你不准你
20:11生死无憾
20:12你 kept纏
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