00:28This video is a production of the U.S. Department of State.
00:57THE END
01:00Clowns. The longer we stand here, the more they will trust us. Then in their docile clown-trusting state, I
01:08will destroy them!
01:21Clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown.
01:30Clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown-clown.
01:36Well-I-gotta-play-with-the-cheese.
01:41There's a clown in the cheese!
02:00No, Gar! No! Not again!
02:08No!
02:20I can't take you anywhere without you ruining my plans, Gur!
02:24This couldn't be any more humiliating!
02:27Hi-yah! I was watching you the whole pathetic time, Zim!
02:31If Urkins are so advanced, why is your robot such a loser?
02:35Hey! At least he's better than your stupid sidekick!
02:38That's a soda can.
02:40Who's pathetic now?!
02:44Welcome home, son!
02:48Warning! Unauthorized clown detected!
02:53Gur! Help me! Gur! Gur!
03:01I think the time has come for me to get a new assistant!
03:05Be quiet, clown!
03:15What you doin'?
03:17What you doin'?
03:19What you doin'?
03:20Stay outside, Gur! I'm working!
03:23What you doin'?
03:28What you doin'?
03:30What you doin'?
03:32What you doin'?
03:33What you doin'?
03:33It's a secret, Gur!
03:37Computer!
03:38I need a helper worthy of Zim!
03:42I shall fabricate an Obeonator 2000X, the most unquestioningly obedient computer brain in the galaxy!
03:48I need more unquestioningly!
03:51More unquestioningly?
03:53More unquestioningly?
03:53Do not question me!
03:54Okay!
03:55I'll see what I can do!
04:01No!
04:02No!
04:03State-of-the-art propulsion system!
04:04Advanced arm thingies!
04:06More!
04:07More!
04:08This is to be the ultimate in sidekick technology!
04:14Good!
04:15Very good!
04:16Now!
04:17Just one last thing!
04:19Hey, Zim!
04:20What you want this time?
04:21Well!
04:22I'm making a new sidekick, see?
04:24And I was hoping to build some really scary, insanely powerful weapons into it!
04:28Ah!
04:29You mean like a top secret experimental vortion doomsday device?
04:32Yeah!
04:32That sounds pretty scary!
04:33Okie doke!
04:35It's purple!
04:37Thought you'd like it!
04:38You know, I'm still in prison, and I was wondering if you...
04:40Computer!
04:41Curr!
04:41Assemble these elements into the most powerful assistant ever devised!
04:52I said I wanted all my henchmen present for the unveiling!
04:57Curr!
04:57Search the house for the computer!
04:59But...
05:00I am the house!
05:02Huh?
05:02Well, okay then!
05:04We're all here!
05:05Now!
05:06Cringe in fear at the newest, most amazing addition to Zim's army of evil!
05:11My incredible new sidekick!
05:14Mini Moose!
05:23He got nubs!
05:25Let's go swimming, Moose!
05:27No, Curr!
05:28Those are nubs of doom!
05:33Your job from now on, Curr, is to never touch Mini Moose!
05:37There's experimental doomsday technology built into it!
05:41Very dangerous stuff!
05:43Understand?
05:44Good!
05:45Now begin the tests of Mini Moose!
05:48What?
05:49Mini Moose?
05:51Uh...
05:52Go find some Earth meat!
05:59A little slow, but we'll see how...
06:01What?
06:01Clam!
06:04No!
06:05An angry mob from people against piling cows is heading this way!
06:09Mini Moose!
06:10Protect the base!
06:11Mini Moose!
06:11Yeah!
06:13Yeah!
06:17Yeah!
06:17Yeah!
06:18Well, the little Moose is right, everyone!
06:21Let's go play tennis!
06:24Excellent!
06:26Oh no!
06:27The fleeing mob has accidentally broken open the reservoir, causing a giant tidal wave!
06:31Mini Moose!
06:32Yeah!
06:34Ha ha!
06:35You said it!
06:36Listen up!
06:38Mini Moose and I are off on our first mission together!
06:41Should we succeed, then I shall truly declare my new sidekick a success!
06:46Pick me up a sock monkey!
06:49No, Curr!
06:50The mission doesn't involve getting you snacks!
06:53Eh...
06:54Listen!
06:55This is sort of my first mission without you!
06:59I know how much it must upset you, but you have to understand!
07:02You're horrible!
07:04You get my sock monkey yet!
07:13A convenience store, Mini Moose!
07:16The first part of your final test!
07:18Tib will be along soon enough, so we should hurry!
07:21I must make sure you have none of Gurr's weaknesses!
07:23Mini Moose?
07:25Do you want a sock monkey?
07:28Like my other more horrible sidekick?
07:31Ha ha!
07:32Nya!
07:33Excellent, Mini Moose!
07:35Truly you are the sidekick I always wanted!
07:38If I were capable of love, I might actually love you.
07:43Maybe.
07:45Ha!
07:46I was the sock monkey all along, Zim!
07:49I got you now!
07:51Got me how?
07:52You know...
07:53Got you!
07:55Yes!
07:55Eh!
07:56But!
07:57It is I who have got you!
07:59I knew you'd follow me!
08:01And now you get the honor of being the first victim of my flawless new super henchman,
08:05Mini Moose!
08:07No longer will your laughs taunt me!
08:10Mini Moose!
08:11Activate your doomsday device and destroy the dib!
08:17Mini Moose!
08:19Unleash the...
08:20Where's the trigger for the...
08:21It's somewhere in here!
08:22How do you...
08:24This is sad.
08:26I'd send pictures of this to Mysterious Mysteries, but you trying to open a moose would get me laughed at.
08:32No!
08:34Mini Moose!
08:35No!
08:36Why hast thou failed me?
08:39No!
08:46Welcome home, son!
08:50He's yours, Grr!
08:52His doomsday device doesn't work!
08:54Mini Moose is a failure!
08:57Yay!
08:58I get to play with the moose!
09:00Doomsday device activated!
09:03Huh?
09:06Uh...
09:07Ooh!
09:15Success!
09:17Ah!
09:20Ah!
09:23Ah!
09:25Ah!
09:25Ah!
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09:29Ah!
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