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My Billionaire Husband Delivered To My DoorstepFake Marriage, Real Sparks- CEO in Urology Heaven
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00:07Dr. Adams, thank you so much for saving my marriage, my husband and I, now he's rock
00:15hard every night.
00:16It's amazing.
00:17He's going to owe me a little for us.
00:20For me.
00:33Hey dad, what's up?
00:34Hey sweetheart, you remember my rich partner, Joan Smith?
00:38She has a grandson.
00:41Tech billionaire, super hot.
00:45I'm sure you'll like him.
00:46I know what you're trying to say dad, plus if he's that rich and that hot and
00:51still single, he's definitely a sociopath.
00:55So, no thanks.
01:01Sir, after you check on the GPS issue on our app, you have a board meeting in the afternoon
01:06and your grandmother wants you to meet Adam Ayers tonight.
01:09Another boring rich girl, cancel it.
01:16I'm sure he's not that bad.
01:18Just meet him for my sake, will you?
01:20I gotta go.
01:30Come in.
01:31Come in.
01:45Come in.
01:45Come in.
01:48Come, come in.
01:52Come in.
01:53Hot alert.
02:01Too bad he has erectile dysfunction.
02:04Steve.
02:11First I got kicked today in a cream puff.
02:14Today is the best day ever.
02:18So, Bill, how long have you been having this issue?
02:22Wait, is she talking about the GPS issue I'm testing?
02:26How would she know?
02:27Well, I've been going on for quite a while, but it's getting worse.
02:30So I figured I'd never get checked out.
02:32Good call.
02:33Getting checked is always the first step.
02:36So, does it get hard?
02:38You mean is it hard to get to work?
02:41I mean, right now, yeah.
02:43Sometimes I have to give it a shake, a few smacks, that kind of thing, you know?
02:46Yeah.
02:47And it's always been like this.
02:49Well, that's the thing.
02:51It's kind of worse this weekend.
02:52It's so damn frustrating.
02:54Yeah, I know.
02:55Sometimes it can just pop out of nowhere.
02:57So, I'm sorry about that, but don't worry.
03:00Okay.
03:01All right.
03:02It's time for you.
03:04Take off your pants.
03:05I'm sorry.
03:06Um, come again?
03:08That's the goal.
03:09Don't worry.
03:10I'm a professional.
03:20Professional what?
03:21I'm going to need you to turn and cough, sir.
03:23Okay.
03:24I think this is a big misunderstanding.
03:28Well, this is definitely huge.
03:31Are you not Bill?
03:33Well, my grandma calls me Bill, but I go by William.
03:49So, William, are you single?
03:54What?
03:54Well, the procedure.
03:57Treatment.
03:58All of the above.
03:59It's very, very expensive.
04:02Okay.
04:03Look.
04:04This is going to sound a little crazy.
04:06Mm-hmm.
04:07How about you and I get into a contract marriage and I can just treat you for free?
04:14This way, I won't have to meet that ridiculous Smith guy.
04:17Whoa.
04:18She's the first girl who wants to marry me not knowing how rich I am.
04:22She even thinks I have erectile dysfunction.
04:26There's, um, something you should know.
04:28I'm actually, well, kind of broke and I live with my roommates and I'm just a damn delivery guy.
04:36Doesn't bother me.
04:38I'm barely screened by with my student loan payments, too.
04:41Hmm.
04:41Seems like we're equally struggling, which is perfect.
04:45She's interesting.
04:47I bet she's way better than that Adams girl grandma wants to set me up with.
04:53Um, well, if you're not interested, that's fine.
04:56I'm just going to go to lunch.
04:58Actually.
05:06.
05:13William Smith.
05:14That sounds familiar.
05:15Are you related to the tech billionaire?
05:18Damn, she probably seen my name in the news.
05:20It's a common name.
05:22Kind of like Adams.
05:23Hey, you wouldn't happen to be the daughter of Dave Adams, the hospital mogul, would you?
05:27If I admit this, he will never treat me the same.
05:30I better touch the subject.
05:31Ha, good point.
05:33You know what?
05:33you should move in with me tonight saves us rent and we could start on your treatments right away
05:38i'll move in with you if you don't want to do that i can just stay at your place move
05:43into my
05:43mansion no she'll find out how rich i am no uh i'm moving with you perfect mr smith the board
05:52meeting
05:52is in 30 minutes board meeting who's this i'm also a uh a personal driver sir i'll take you to
05:58the
05:58board meeting soon okay yeah um that's what i need i'll be right thank you um well you should go
06:09do
06:09your job oh give me your phone that's not wrong i'm gonna send you my address and you can come
06:16over
06:16after work okay what'd she say my wife i think i've finally found the one
06:28wait what
06:44genius
06:45Yes.
06:46Yes.
06:56Hello?
06:57What did you do?
06:59I got married.
07:00Wait, what did you just say?
07:02Married?
07:03Who did you marry?
07:04A stranger?
07:05Dad, that Smith guy is a stranger to me, so what's the difference?
07:09That's ridiculous!
07:11You need to annul that marriage right now!
07:15Gotta go.
07:16Bye, Dad.
07:19Hi.
07:20Hi.
07:21Ann.
07:21Venture.
07:24Wow.
07:26For somebody who has student loans, this place is pretty huge.
07:32Actually, this is my friend's place.
07:34I'm house-sitting, so I don't have to pay rent.
07:37Let me take you to your room.
07:45Vacuum erection device.
07:47Chloe, what is this?
07:48This is your treatment schedule, William.
07:50Don't worry, I'm gonna get everything working for you again.
07:52Let's get started!
07:53Uh, Chloe, what if I told you I didn't actually have ED?
07:59Um, well, if you didn't actually have ED, then why would you marry me on the day we met?
08:06Are you some sort of stalker?
08:08No.
08:09Murderer?
08:09No, I'm just saying, what if?
08:14Okay, let's get back to the examination, shall we?
08:17Don't be shy, I'm a professional.
08:20Chloe, is this really necessary when do I have to take off my pants?
08:23Yeah, but don't worry, I have seen a lot of phalluses in my day, so don't worry about your size.
08:29A lot?
08:30I mean, I'm not worried about my size.
08:33Actually, I'm, um, well, above average.
08:38And I totally believe you.
08:41You know what?
08:42I have the perfect treatment for you, big guy.
08:44Let's get started.
08:51How is my ED patient?
08:55I've been soaking in here for an hour.
08:58How long is it going to take it?
08:59Uh, you're soaking in a tub of maca root powder?
09:01It should be taking effect very shortly.
09:04Are you not feeling anything yet?
09:06Not really, no.
09:08Oh.
09:08Well, maybe you need a little extra mental stimulation.
09:11Yeah, okay.
09:13Let's try this.
09:16Picture your crush.
09:20Picture yourself kissing your crush.
09:31Anything?
09:32Not a damn thing.
09:34This is worse than I thought.
09:35I normally recommend these experiments for couples.
09:39And it's just not appropriate for us.
09:42It's too bad.
09:44Technically we're married, so why don't you just, uh, slip me something, uh, come on in here?
09:49You're right.
09:51I am your wife.
09:53Oh, this means I can try all of my methods hands on.
10:01Don't move on.
10:02Don't move on, muscle.
10:07Fuck.
10:09There's a cooler down.
10:12Oh, fuck, that's cold.
10:14Cold.
10:18Hello, I'm only going to help you in all three days.
10:21Thanks.
10:42So, feel anything?
10:46No.
10:46Okay.
10:47So, you're not a visual guy.
10:50Let's try something more auditory.
10:52Turn around.
11:02Okay.
11:07Hey, big boy.
11:09I really want you.
11:10I want to swear to your name.
11:11Okay.
11:13How was that?
11:17Let's try a different approach.
11:22Hey, daddy.
11:24I'm a bad girl and I need you to punish me.
11:29How was that?
11:31Still not working.
11:32Oh.
11:34Well, this is the hardest case I've ever had to crack.
11:37Or should I say the softest?
11:49Oh.
11:51And that's the timer.
11:53You should get out of the tub or it's going to do more harm than good.
12:05Maybe I should try other ways.
12:33From here.
12:43Huh.
12:50Mm.
13:00I'll cure you, William, but you're next
13:05You are a great doctor, but please
13:08No more treatment, sorry
13:10Don't want to take any more cultures
13:13Just please
13:22She ate the whole box
13:26My wife is quite the sweet tooth
13:33Here, everything was looking fine
13:34Oh, by the way, the GPS issue has been resolved
13:36Seems like it's a third-party issue
13:38Clark, let me ask you another question
13:41Completely unrelated
13:43What would you do, let's say, if you loved a girl?
13:48Where's my workaholic boss?
13:50Did he get mind controlled by alien or something?
13:53What's wrong?
13:55Nothing
13:57I'd probably get her a gift
14:00Get her something she likes
14:02She likes sweets
14:03Clark, tell me, what's the number one trending dessert on our platform?
14:08It's the cupcakes from the Western Hotel
14:10There's a month-long waitlist
14:11Give me a favor, go ahead and get me a box, would you?
14:15Oh
14:22Ew, rude
14:24Ew, rude
14:28Mia?
14:30Amanda?
14:32Well, well, if it isn't our rival classmate, Chloe
14:39I didn't expect to see you here
14:42Did you get your foot off my folders?
14:46No
14:46Very testy she is
14:48Ew
14:51Urology?
14:52You're practically a hooker, honey
14:54Cause men pay you to touch their dick
14:57Ha!
14:59Who'd want to be with a dick doctor?
15:02Probably a lot of guys
15:03I bet you really know your way around the penis
15:06Can you teach me?
15:11Nobody wants to be with a girl like that
15:14Nobody wants to be with a girl like that
15:15Who said nobody wants to be with her?
15:21Uh, who the hell are you?
15:23I'm close husband
15:25Congratulations!
15:28What are you doing here?
15:29My purchase cupcakes just uh, just cause
15:32Wait, Winston Hotel company?
15:35Yeah
15:35I always wanted to try these, thank you
15:37Do you see that?
15:38Do you see that?
15:39Oh my god
15:40You're married to a delivery guy?
15:43A delivery guy?
15:47Can I see your ring?
15:52Okay, you know what, I'm gonna clear the air
15:54He might be a delivery guy
15:56But my man makes a long, hard, honest wage
16:01And I'm proud of that
16:02Are you sure those are Winston Hotel cupcakes?
16:05I hear they go for $200 each
16:07I mean they're probably just some type of cheap
16:09Hey!
16:09Knock off!
16:12Are you kidding me?
16:13You're wrong!
16:14You're wrong!
16:20What the hell?
16:21How dare you?
16:22No!
16:23How dare you, okay?
16:24That was a gift to me
16:25From my husband
16:26And you stomped all over it
16:27Stupid bitch
16:30I thought we were friends!
16:32Shut up! Shut up!
16:34We are friends!
16:35Oh my god
16:35Oh my god
16:36Look at the nice bag
16:38We're friends!
16:39She's a devil, Logan
16:45Hey
16:47I'll get you a new box
16:49They're $200 each
16:52Oh
16:54I went down to Winston Hotel for delivery
16:56And they're giving out free samples
16:57In exchange for customer feedback
16:58So
16:58Wow, that's very sweet of them
17:00Yeah
17:01But you don't have to buy me new ones
17:03It's okay, we can just wait for the next sample day
17:06Yeah, but
17:07I'll get you new ones
17:08Uh
17:14It is a bit weird not having a ring
17:17Maybe I should get one
17:24Wilm?
17:28Why are you here?
17:29I thought you had deliveries to make
17:31What are you doing here?
17:32I, uh
17:33Dropped off a client here
17:34And I thought to myself
17:35Why not get my wife a wedding ring
17:37So nobody
17:38Questions our marriage
17:40You were here to buy me a ring?
17:42Yeah, I have a little bit saved up
17:43Go ahead
17:44Pick out any ring you'd like
17:45I'll, uh
17:46Set up a paper plan
17:53Um
17:55This one is perfect
17:56I'll take it
17:58That one doesn't even have a diamond
18:00How about that one?
18:02That one looks like it costs more than my student loans
18:06How much is it?
18:08Great selection
18:09It's one hundred thousand dollars
18:11One of our most exquisite
18:13Would you like to try it on?
18:15Um, I think
18:16This one is great
18:18Try it
18:20Go ahead
18:20Come on, try it on
18:32I think the sale
18:33Put it on my card
18:38It's beautiful
18:39It glistens
18:40It's too much
18:41Congratulations ma'am
18:42You're our 10,000th customer
18:44You get 99% off of any purchase today
18:4799%
18:49So this is a thousand dollars?
18:53Exactly ma'am
18:55Whoa
19:00I just can't believe we got this for a thousand dollars
19:03I'm so lucky
19:05Maybe
19:06I'm your lucky charm
19:08Okay
19:08Mr. Lucky
19:10Here's an idea
19:11How about I thank you with another treatment
19:13I promise it'll work this time
19:14Just pass me my phone
19:16And we'll check on your penis progress
19:18Why do I need another treatment?
19:20Can't you just thank me?
19:22You're never gonna get cured without energy
19:23Come on
19:24I'll just grab it myself
19:26Uh
19:26Uh
19:27Uh
19:29Go on
19:37Um
19:38It feels like you're curious
19:45Um
19:45That's my cell phone actually
19:48Uh
19:48Oh
19:48Yeah if you don't mind
19:50I have to
19:51Take this as my grandma
19:53Oh
19:54Rosa
19:54That's my dad
19:55Hey Biddle
19:56Can you come home tomorrow?
19:58I'm not feeling well
19:59Chloe
20:00Can you come home tomorrow?
20:01I need to talk to you about something important
20:02Alright
20:06I set up another meeting between you and Joan's grandson
20:09Dad
20:10For the hundredth time
20:11I'm already married
20:12Just meet him
20:14He's a genius
20:15He created that online hospital app Medtreats
20:18What?
20:19You'll like him
20:22I have to take this
20:25Hello?
20:26Chloe I need you on the Medtreats bid
20:27It's the first online hospital app
20:29Totally game changing
20:30Our hospital needs to be on their provider list
20:33Okay?
20:36Dad
20:36Did you say Medtreats?
20:38Yeah
20:41Fine
20:42I will meet your bridge partner Joan's grandson
20:45Tomorrow
20:53Oh my head
20:56Oh
20:57This headache
20:58Is all your fault
21:01But
21:02Um
21:02I think I'd feel a lot better if
21:06Um
21:06You agreed to meet with
21:08Dave Adams' daughter
21:10Tomorrow
21:12Is that what this is about grandma?
21:15Fine
21:16I'll
21:17Meet the daughter
21:19To tell her in person
21:21I'm not interested grandma
21:22Oh
21:23Can I take this?
21:25No
21:25Okay
21:28Oh
21:28Get some sleep
21:31Do whatever you do
21:37William?
21:38William!
21:40You're looking sharp
21:41What's with the
21:43Suit?
21:48I had to bring a client to a wedding
21:50And they got the suit for me
21:52Oh
21:55Don't tell me they're doing another free sample day
21:57They're gonna go out of business
21:58Oh mom
21:58I got it from the wedding
21:59Oh
22:00Fancy wedding
22:02Yeah
22:02By the way
22:03I won't be here for dinner tomorrow
22:05I have
22:06A party for the hospital
22:08Perfect
22:10Wait
22:11Perfect?
22:12Yeah no
22:13I have to bring a client to a dinner party
22:16So
22:16I'll be home late too
22:17Oh
22:18Yeah
22:18Perfect
22:23Dave
22:23Dave
22:23You have such a lovely daughter
22:26I can't wait to get to know her better
22:28Likewise your grandson
22:30I mean
22:30How does he come up with all these ideas?
22:32I know
22:47Hello
22:48Mrs. Smith
22:49Such a pleasure to meet you
22:53Such a pleasure to meet you
22:55Oh
22:55Call me Joan
22:57Oh
22:57Your father must be so thrilled
23:00A successful doctor
23:03What is your specialty?
23:05I'm a urologist
23:07Oh well then my grandson will be in good hands
23:10If he marries you
23:12If you know what I mean
23:15But he's always working
23:17I don't know how he expects to meet a lovely girl like you
23:20My soon to be granddaughter-in-law
23:24Oh
23:25Joan
23:26Actually I
23:27Actually
23:30Where in heavens is he?
23:32He's usually so punctual
23:54Mr. Smith has arrived
23:55Mr. Smith has arrived
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