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00:00Every Christmas, something magical happens when a kid sends a letter to Santa, but Liam is a crappy speller.
00:16This looks like fun.
00:23Oh, that's putrid.
00:26What do you want?
00:27You summoned me.
00:28Not what I expected.
00:30What'd you expect?
00:31In the movies, the reindeer usually have the antlers, not you.
00:35Kid, are you high?
00:37You lucked out big time, so I'm way better than Santa.
00:40Ho, ho, frickin' ho.
00:43You, my friend, are getting three wishes.
00:44You mean like a genie?
00:46They stole that from me.
00:48By the way, after you make your wishes, I'm taking your soul.
00:51What?
00:51You ain't never had a friend like me.
00:54Okay, that I may have stolen from Aladdin.
00:56Now we're even.
00:58Let me show you a few of the things I could do for you.
01:02I'll be right back.
01:05It's Post Malone.
01:07Leo!
01:11Look, I'm worried Sam is going to trick me into getting my soul.
01:15I think he's just confused.
01:17We believe you.
01:20You're welcome.
01:23Yo, down here!
01:25What are you waiting for?
01:26Go make a move!
01:29Sue me, I'm thirsty!
01:33I tried everything!
01:34That kid's incorruptible!
01:36What about doing something out of kindness?
01:38I don't even know what you just said.
01:39I mean, I know all the words, but I just never heard him in that order.
01:48You know this man?
01:49I'm his uncle, Beat it.
01:50Who do you think you are talking to me like that?
01:54That doesn't sound right.
01:55Pardon me.
01:56Kombucha.
01:58Watch this.
01:59Lock.
01:59No!
02:00Please!
02:01Never trust a fart.
02:02You just gambled and lost.
02:03Nice to meet you!
02:04The pleasure was mine!
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