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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02What'd you do that for?
00:01:05Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:02:08The ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please.
00:02:10Everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:38She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:01Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay.
00:03:11Here we have our fiscators.
00:03:13The jocks.
00:03:14The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:32Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:50Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:52I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Hmm.
00:04:22Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:42Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's good.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:51Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Man, I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He just called us.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk.
00:05:20If you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33He's got a fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:39Oh, thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:58I'm Jason.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:03Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Jason.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Jason, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:21I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:52Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Yeah, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:49Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:13Oh, my God.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:20Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:29How is she not here?
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:59What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up, secondhand Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup,
00:10:41better clothes,
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair,
00:10:45you could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:59You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close,
00:11:04and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all,
00:11:40you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd,
00:11:42and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly,
00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important,
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1,500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know,
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:57Loops it.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that.
00:13:09Ow!
00:13:10Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:15Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40I'll see you.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:04You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes
00:14:11in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:33I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Gab, everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:48Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:22I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis quote with your name on it.
00:16:42Can you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better, so bye.
00:16:54Oh, God.
00:17:08Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:45Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being,
00:20:38Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking,
00:21:20hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:35Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:38You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26What the hell?
00:25:26What the hell?
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:26:58Oh, my God.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Hi, Lord.
00:27:25What happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Save a new seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Jason.
00:28:38What'd you say about me?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:59Boobie!
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloane, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone! I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:35So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:42Well, okay then. I'll go.
00:29:52Listen, I want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly. I got a plan.
00:30:05All right. Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake. I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point. See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh, come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay, ready?
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:18Oh.
00:31:19Gabby to Eric. Truth or dare.
00:31:20Um.
00:31:21Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:22Truth.
00:31:23Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:25What's your favorite color?
00:31:27Uh, okay.
00:31:28What kind of question is that?
00:31:29Blue?
00:31:30Virgin.
00:31:31Sloan.
00:31:32What?
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:34Ooh.
00:31:35Ooh.
00:31:36Eric.
00:31:37Truth or dare.
00:31:38Eric.
00:31:39Truth or dare.
00:31:40Eric.
00:31:41Truth or dare.
00:31:42Truth or dare.
00:31:43Truth.
00:31:44Oh, my God.
00:31:45Come on, Gabby.
00:31:46We don't have all night.
00:31:47What's your favorite color?
00:31:48Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:49Blue?
00:31:50Virgin.
00:31:51What?
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:01Dare.
00:32:02You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:05Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:21Rose.
00:32:26What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch out.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:37Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:50Rose.
00:32:51Rose.
00:32:52Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:53What?
00:32:54I'd love to.
00:32:57What?
00:32:58I'd love to.
00:32:59Oh.
00:33:00I'm so sorry.
00:33:02Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:03Oh, my God.
00:33:04Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:05I'd love to.
00:33:06I'm so sorry.
00:33:07Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:08Oh, my God.
00:33:09Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:10I'm so sorry.
00:33:11I'm so sorry.
00:33:12Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:13Oh, my God.
00:33:14Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:15Shit.
00:33:16Oh.
00:33:17Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:22I'm so sorry.
00:33:23Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:26Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:27Shit.
00:33:28Oh.
00:33:29Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:30I didn't.
00:33:31I forgot.
00:33:32I forgot.
00:33:33The door wasn't, I...
00:33:34I...
00:33:35Hi.
00:33:36Hi.
00:33:37Hi.
00:33:38Hi.
00:33:39Hi.
00:33:40Hi.
00:33:42Hi.
00:33:44Hi.
00:33:45Hi.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:49Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:54You're so beautiful.
00:34:20What the?
00:34:24What the?
00:34:30Oh, God.
00:34:31Oh
00:34:59Wait what
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy gross
00:35:06It's true I've seen you together. He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house. I have photos
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy
00:35:18There is an even bigger secret
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is
00:35:31I know who that man is
00:35:37He's her dad
00:35:40Come on you guys stop being so dramatic
00:35:43Remember Rose
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue
00:35:47Yeah that was a really fun day
00:35:49Yeah
00:35:50Oh my god shut up they're lying
00:35:54Eric
00:35:57Hey I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there
00:36:02Oh you got a nice butt
00:36:05Eric we're just friends
00:36:06Let's be more than friends
00:36:07Please don't make this harder
00:36:10Please
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder
00:36:11No hey stop
00:36:12Hey I told you to watch your move asshole
00:36:14What are you laughing at loser
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up she just called me and had an emergency
00:36:29Liar you don't even know her
00:36:31Yeah I do asshole
00:36:33No
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:36:55Oh my god okay I've heard everything at this point
00:36:59Huh I can't do this anymore everyone is so evil
00:37:14They're horrible unlike you
00:37:20Are we still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No forget it forget everything
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking
00:37:31He's an asshole
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did
00:37:36Yeah yeah he was just kidding
00:37:40Obviously I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes
00:37:49Come on just say yes
00:37:54Okay
00:37:55Okay
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date
00:38:09Hello this is Rachel from Shape LV
00:38:12Unfortunately we're overbooked tonight
00:38:14But Mr. Grace called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant
00:38:20Shea Maurice
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh okay
00:38:25Thanks
00:38:25I understand the assignment
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good
00:38:42What do you mean?
00:38:45How?
00:38:46How?
00:39:09Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh...
00:39:27I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um...
00:39:35I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:47I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:21But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:52I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:57You okay?
00:40:58Yeah.
00:40:59What?
00:41:00What?
00:41:01What?
00:41:03What?
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:27Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure, let's go.
00:42:14What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:34Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Salon.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:43Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:13Hey, virgin.
00:43:14Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20Hmm.
00:43:21That's a lie.
00:43:22Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:28Enough, Sloan.
00:43:30I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:36You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:39Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:13Beans fight.
00:44:14Beans fight.
00:44:15Beans fight.
00:44:16Beans fight.
00:44:17Beans fight.
00:44:18Beans fight.
00:44:19Beans fight.
00:44:20Beans fight.
00:44:21Beans fight.
00:44:22Beans fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow!
00:44:28Ow!
00:44:29Ow!
00:44:30Ow my butt!
00:44:31Oh my god!
00:44:32I think she broke my butt!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:40You're out.
00:44:41Expelled.
00:44:42Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:47I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:45:07And...
00:45:08expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:19I'm so sorry.
00:45:29You...
00:45:30Stupid, idiotic, dead-witted bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:34You were jealous of Noze, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh, honey.
00:45:40You were never going to college.
00:45:41You're too stupid.
00:45:42Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:46Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:48Shut up!
00:45:49You pathetic proof!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:57Shut it up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:58Pathetic proof.
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:47That was so hot.
00:46:58The secret is basically a secret.
00:46:59It's not all that we need.
00:47:00It's not all because we're honest and good at all.
00:47:01There were tiny statistics.
00:47:02It's always very good at all.
00:47:03But the reality is we're not going to do a big deal.
00:47:04But it was so cool.
00:47:05It was more and so much fun.
00:47:06But I thought actually is a good deal today.
00:47:07I thought so much.
00:47:08I saw a secret.
00:47:09But I saw a secret.
00:47:10I saw a secret.
00:47:11I saw a secret.
00:47:12A secret.
00:47:13I saw a secret.
00:47:14And it was just some hell.
00:47:15And it was supposed to go.
00:47:16But no, I knew this was a secret.
00:47:17But no, I knew that.
00:47:18I knew that I had a secret.
00:47:19I knew that I had some secret.
00:47:21Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:51How did you find out?
00:48:01Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:11Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:53Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:38You're so beautiful.
00:49:42Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:12What?
00:50:21You weren't gonna go heal me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:38is this what normal teens do yeah pretty much and hang out with their butlers
00:50:50okay
00:51:08you're different when you're like this like what yourself
00:51:24i know our new dates can feel this special
00:51:31did i i don't want it to end
00:51:39it doesn't have to
00:51:44i'm a virgin
00:52:01i'm a virgin
00:52:11i love you rose
00:52:20i love you too
00:52:27so
00:52:36so
00:52:46so
00:52:55so
00:53:05i worked up an appetite
00:53:14so how was it
00:53:20it was amazing
00:53:22hey do i look different
00:53:27no you look beautiful
00:53:30i have something important to ask
00:53:39i'm gonna ask you
00:53:49will you go to the prom with me
00:53:56will you go to the prom with me
00:53:58jason i can't
00:54:08i was expelled
00:54:10and i agreed to attend the opera that night
00:54:15so much for being a regular teen
00:54:19hey jason
00:54:29hey jason
00:54:31hey how's rose
00:54:35bummed
00:54:38i feel awful
00:54:40i was so mean to her yesterday
00:54:42you think you're doing something about it
00:54:50well maybe
00:54:52it might not be a bad idea
00:55:01i should be going to prom tonight
00:55:05norman yes indeed i am aware but i'm sure we're going to have much more fun
00:55:16are we ready to leave
00:55:17are we ready to leave
00:55:18are we ready to leave
00:55:19are we ready to leave
00:55:21are we ready to leave
00:55:22hey gabby
00:55:23rose get over here right away something's happened to jason
00:55:25wait what
00:55:26what happened
00:55:27what happened
00:55:31norman we have to get to the school fast something happened to jason
00:55:34jason
00:55:46where's jason
00:55:47where's jason
00:55:48where's jason
00:55:49she's so beautiful
00:55:52people
00:55:57everyone
00:55:58i'd like to introduce you
00:56:00to the real rose smith
00:56:02audrey
00:56:03rose
00:56:04wintersby
00:56:05oh my god
00:56:06is she doing here
00:56:07is she doing here
00:56:08that's really old people's
00:56:11give it
00:56:12me
00:56:13that
00:56:14chase it
00:56:15chase it
00:56:16chase it
00:56:17hang on
00:56:18hang on
00:56:19she can't be here
00:56:20she's expelled
00:56:21security
00:56:24security
00:56:27nope
00:56:28give it
00:56:29hang on everyone
00:56:30gabby
00:56:31turn it off turn off the videos
00:56:32you see it was sloan that was being violent that day not rose
00:56:36and sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together and she always
00:56:41also stole rose's clothes from the locker room you bitch security
00:56:43you see it was sloan that was being violent that day not rose
00:56:48and sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together and she also stole rose's clothes from the locker room you bitch security please escort sloan to my office no please no get off me do not touch me do you know how much i am warped
00:56:55chase in
00:56:56chase in
00:56:57okay
00:56:58okay
00:56:59okay
00:57:00oh
00:57:02it's time to crown this
00:57:07clothes from the locker room you bitch security please escort sloan to my office no please no
00:57:15get off me do not touch me do you know how much i am work okay it's time to crown this year's prom
00:57:30king and prom queen first the prom king is jason gray
00:57:46and now the moment you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51audrey rose winterspearl come on get up there rose
00:58:05congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some amazing highs
00:58:48friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundays i mean let's face it high school can be
00:58:56the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are
00:59:07because every single one of you is special and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:17i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:31nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:45hey wanna dance
01:00:06get lost
01:00:06everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that gabby has been
01:00:26awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:34gabby all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:46and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
01:01:14yeah
01:01:19you
01:01:20yeah
01:01:22you
01:01:22yeah
01:01:22yeah
01:01:24yeah
01:01:36yeah
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