00:01I gotta admit it, waiters are cool.
00:03I mean, they wait to enter a room.
00:05Hot plate.
00:05Ow!
00:06Shoot, wrong table.
00:07What the fuck?
00:09And they make all the money.
00:10I wanted to ask you if maybe I could get a raise or some benefits.
00:13I don't think you remember a couple of years ago I was giving you college credit.
00:16Yeah, I should have been in college.
00:19They steal your check.
00:20I can get you whatever you want.
00:22I'm a waiter.
00:25We're on the wrong end of the food chain, bud.
00:27They're on the food end, we're on the other end where the food comes out.
00:30You and Mark are a bunch of shit-wrangling butt birds and that's all y'all ever gonna be.
00:33I just want to have a dad again.
00:35We'll make it happen.
00:42Busboys wanted.
00:43You know what busboys hatch into.
00:48What?
00:48Waiters.
00:49We go in there, we get a job, we're busboys for three days,
00:53and they bump us up to waiters because we're killing it.
00:56Then we're an alien, living the high life.
00:58Fresh day!
00:59What?
01:00Oh, it's carnage everywhere!
01:03You like sports?
01:04You know I do.
01:05Actually.
01:05What's your wiener taste like?
01:07Your legs is making my day.
01:09Help!
01:10Nice hat, man.
01:11Is that traditional garb?
01:12What you talking about, man?
01:13It's a tourniquet.
01:14Stop titanicate!
01:15Can you feel me pinching your nuts?
01:17I actually can.
01:19Call me in, Spank.
01:21I'll be in my attic.
01:22Yeah!
01:23Tag me in, boss.
01:24Where's my dick?
01:26Best boys for life.
01:28Best boys for life.
01:33Fuck you, motherfuckers.
01:35Fuck you!
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