00:00You were buying this whole coffee shop?
00:02This is one of the hottest cafes in all L.A.
00:05This guy?
00:06Just some creep who tried to get handsy with me.
00:09He paid for the coffees.
00:10$130.
00:12Can you just pay him back and make sure I never see him again?
00:25There's just no need for so much.
00:28I was just helping the lady out.
00:30Consider this in advance for your medical bills.
00:33Get him.
00:39Thank you, James.
00:41I'm going to get back to work now.
00:43Not so fast.
00:44I'm afraid there's something else.
00:46Your mother, she instructed me to get you back to your engagement party.
00:49Under any means necessary.
00:51James, I have never met the guy.
00:54And I am not getting engaged to someone I have never met.
00:57Especially when I'm in love with someone else.
00:59I repeat, I am not going to that engagement party.
01:02If you insist.
01:04I'll do apologize about this.
01:05What are you going to do with us?
01:07All right, here we go.
01:08No, James, what?
01:09What?
01:09Are you actually kidnapping me?
01:11Hey, what are you, some sort of mafia vote or something?
01:14I thought you were supposed to be a proper butler.
01:16Hey, put me down.
01:17Hey, I can walk you, no.
01:19Put me down.
01:20Put me down.
01:21I can walk you, no.
01:23Put me down.
01:25Oh, my darling, what happened?
01:27Why are you such a mess?
01:29Hurry, go get dressed.
01:31Hey, I can walk you, no.
02:01I'm the one sending my life away.
02:02Why are you so nervous?
02:04Oh, my lady, your fiancé, he's the talk of the town.
02:08Handsome, chivalrous, and disgustingly rich.
02:12I've only seen him in the paper.
02:14But he's here.
02:16I get to meet him.
02:17You're so lucky.
02:19Every woman wishes she could be you.
02:21I don't know.
02:23And you know what?
02:23I don't care.
02:24I've met male perfection, and I highly doubt anyone else compares.
02:31Speak of the handsome devil.
02:37Hello, boss.
02:38Yes, I've just been waiting for your call.
02:40I have the files ready to deliver.
02:43Whenever you're ready.
02:45Yes, sir.
02:51Don't run, please.
02:52It's your engagement.
02:54Just wait for your fiancé.
02:55Guy isn't even here yet?
02:57No, no.
02:58It's just one elaborate train.
02:59I have work to do.
03:14Yes, mother?
03:15Wesley, dear, where are you?
03:17This project is worth billions, and it will not close until it is sealed with a kiss.
03:23Now get here quickly.
03:24I know what I have to do, mother.
03:26And as long as you finalize the divorce clause in the contract, we can finally get this over with.
03:46Oh, hi.
03:48I think I just saw your daughter run off.
03:51Beautiful figure from behind.
03:53Well, I'm sure your son has a beautiful figure as well.
03:56Of course, we haven't seen him yet.
03:58Well, it's just a formality at this point.
04:01It's meant to be.
04:02They'll meet eventually.
04:04Right, right.
04:05Good things come to those who wait.
04:07Why don't we just cut to the chase and sign the paperwork?
04:10James?
04:13Contract?
04:15Pen.
04:16It's a man block.
04:19No problem.
04:21Let me just take off my latest, limited, Cartier first.
04:46Boss?
04:48Wesley?
04:50Oh, no.
04:51I forgot the change.
05:14Oh, my God.
05:16I, I...
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20Wesley?
05:21Oh, my God.
05:22I'm so sorry.
05:23Wesley?
05:25Wesley?
05:27Wesley?
05:29Wesley?
05:31Wesley?
05:32Wesley?
05:33Wesley?
05:35Wesley?
05:36Wesley?
05:37Wesley?
05:39My son is incredibly disciplined.
05:42He never lets the constant stream of women chasing him get in the way of his achieving greatness.
05:48He prides himself on being untouchable.
05:52Untouchable.
05:54My daughter's always been a perfect lady.
05:57And she has little to no dating experience.
05:59In fact, I almost wondered if she liked boys at all.
06:05How do you want me?
06:14I don't mind the pain, and I like to feel the shame of her.
06:24I don't mind the pain, and I like to feel the shame of her.
06:48Okay.
06:48The good news is that I actually slept with my crush.
06:52The bad news is I slept with my crush.
06:56Who will you think of me?
06:59Oh!
07:03Uh...
07:04Ah!
07:04Ah!
07:09Ah!
07:26oh god he's gorgeous i felt every inch of that back in the dark but seeing really is believing
07:50yo max i need your help man i think i was drugged i don't know my my coffee
07:58there was a woman here i'm pretty sure yeah she stayed the night what's he gonna say about me
08:05did he enjoy it as much as i did just go find her okay i can't let her go
08:40how can you be eating at a time
08:41like this are you listening to me yes you slept with your boss so what i mean that's the only
08:47reason why i started working here right
08:51so stop pretending like you're struggling but you didn't see his face and he said find that woman
08:56he was terrifying i just you're fine listen you were all dolled off last night completely
09:03unrecognizable from your usual slop self so he's not gonna recognize that you're the same woman
09:10that he's not good sorry if he did he would be calling you right now
09:21oh sir come to my office now
09:35come in here
10:01what's that
10:03uh uh bug bites bug bites let me see your hand
10:27i didn't hate you i swear sure yeah it was the woman from last night
10:34maybe it maybe you were drunk and she was trying to wake you up and you know help you you
10:41know
10:42and how would you know that
10:46because i am a woman and therefore i know how women think
10:53maybe it was someone who's been into you for like a really long time because you know you're just a
10:59really impressive guy
11:00probably have a line ten miles long of women dying to meet you and you let one in and that's
11:05okay that happens
11:06it's maybe that maybe that's what happened
11:09all right there are still no leads so
11:13that's great
11:14i mean
11:16what a pity
11:17only there were some leads
11:20i have a little boss
11:21i found the shoe underneath the bed
11:23it must be from a woman from that night
11:25contact every woman who stayed in the hotel last night
11:28one of them has a shoe
11:40if wesley ashford
11:42youngest man on the forbes 100 list
11:45wants a woman who fits in a glass slipper
11:47then i will be that woman putting this foot into that glass slipper
11:53this is my cinderella story
11:55easy princess
11:57yes high blood pressure causes swelling and uh you're naturally already bloated
12:02besides this prince is mine
12:05today is the day my abnormally dainty feet will lead me to my destiny
12:13this shoe is a size seven and i am only two sizes all
12:18and nobody said anything about padding
12:22all your little idiots are banking on thermal expansion
12:27just wait until i am miss wesley ashford
12:46oh my god there's so many
12:49what's that guy doing here
12:51they all claim to have been present and i'm proof of entry
12:54sir you were drugged
12:55take some serious strength to give you that mark
12:57can't rule out men just yet
13:00um all right well uh what are they doing
13:03they're using the principle of thermal expansion and contraction to change the size of their feet to fit this shoe
13:23i just took my feet
13:31too big
13:32next
13:37too small
13:38a little too much salt for lunch
13:40next
13:41wait no excuse me no when your time is up
13:44hello boys
13:46wesley
13:47your wifey has arrived
13:50and she will be your wifey in three too
13:56it must be the socks
13:57let me take them out
14:02i just got a fresh pedicure it's so beautiful
14:05we can talk over lunches
14:11oh
14:12it's here
14:15invalid
14:15next
14:17wearing socks to try on a glass slipper
14:20the fashion faux pas
14:21and that's another shoe's not hers
14:25well why don't you try it
14:30well why don't you try it
14:36uh
14:39okay
14:41yeah
14:58wait
15:01it's not a turn
15:08oh i'm so sorry
15:15sorry i'm late
15:21you can stop all this now i'm here
15:24and who are you
15:25the woman you're looking for obviously
15:29wesley
15:30how could you forget our insatiable night together
15:34you were looking so handsome in that new suit
15:38it's too bad we ruined it
15:40wait this is all about why not stand
15:46wesley ashford you sly dog
15:48you have to remember how we absolutely ravished each other until dawn
15:53who are you
15:54who i am is not as important as who i know
15:58i'm burton
15:59the burton family
16:02burton's butler's sister
16:06james has a sister
16:08and she's a bitch
16:11so i guess it's news to you too
16:13check out her bag
16:15do you have one like that too
16:18not anymore
16:19i got rid of it during a cleanse before i started working here
16:23you were so forward that night
16:27i mean as soon as you saw me you kissed me
16:31i was so startled that i slapped you
16:33that only made you bolder
16:35and i couldn't help myself
16:37i was wet and willing and you were a beast
16:40i'm sorry man but this just sounds like some online misconnections madness
16:45we're gonna need a little more concrete evidence
16:48i wasn't finished
16:50and neither were you
16:52until i licked that scar
16:54you like your scarlet
16:56i can be the scar all day
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