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The Unexpected Chemistry Between a Nerdy Girl and a Biker Bad Boy: A Full Short Film
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00:00:00Bottle crown, no borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:03I learned the truth and broken rules
00:00:05Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30I stand on my own
00:00:37Sorry, excuse me
00:00:54Hey Chase
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:03Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever
00:01:14Since like 10th grade
00:01:16When you won that district contest
00:01:19I know this is kind of out of nowhere but
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure, sure
00:01:32For real?
00:01:38Come here, babe
00:01:52Here we go
00:01:53Surprise, nerd
00:01:55Clement
00:01:57Whoa, Clement
00:01:59Whoa, Clement
00:02:02Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:06Oh my God, I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:09Watch out
00:02:10Watch out
00:02:10I'm full, Clement
00:02:11I'm a juvenile delinquency
00:02:17I'm not quite down here
00:02:19Dangerous and violent
00:02:25In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:41In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:44How to get me
00:02:58Anyzeit
00:02:59I'm not quite happy
00:03:06Hey, I got many of you
00:03:09I'm not being in the middle of this
00:03:13But I'm not being in the middle of this
00:03:13But then the return of the novel of this
00:03:14Wrong guy!
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:18Since, like, 10th grade.
00:03:20When you won that district contest.
00:03:22I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade?
00:03:29We'll eat it!
00:03:31We'll eat it!
00:03:32We'll eat that right now!
00:03:38Huh?
00:04:09What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it!
00:04:17I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:18I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:32I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:38I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46Oh, I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:49You're such an asshole!
00:04:54Oh!
00:04:55Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
00:04:59Do-do-ya-need it-
00:05:02Are you gonna...
00:05:04Are you gonna...
00:05:05Are you gonna...
00:05:05Are you gonna buy it?
00:05:08Oh!
00:05:09Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
00:05:13Oh!
00:05:25Hey, give those back.
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:43That was a prescription.
00:05:45So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Bo's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please, let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's going to touch you?
00:06:08Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh, sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:32S-T-R-I-P.
00:06:36Exactly!
00:06:37R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:39Strip her.
00:06:41No!
00:06:42Stop!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:48No!
00:07:03No!
00:07:05It's me!
00:07:07No!
00:07:13That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:22Go.
00:07:32My nose!
00:07:49Oh, look at you.
00:08:06Oh, look at you.
00:08:17Great.
00:08:18First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:43Hi, Mom.
00:08:45I'm sorry.
00:08:48I'll do better next time.
00:08:50I promise.
00:08:52I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Beau Clement, the biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment.
00:09:05It humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:07Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09Who made it?
00:09:10Who made that?
00:09:11I've had enough today.
00:09:13Time for payback.
00:09:16I'm sorry.
00:09:21I'm sorry.
00:09:35I'm sorry.
00:09:37It's like...
00:09:38Really?
00:09:39Hmm.
00:09:40Because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it.
00:09:46Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:49The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Don't wait for me!
00:09:55It's me.
00:09:57Your fucking phone.
00:09:58Phillips.
00:10:06No!
00:10:18You don't get to be mad.
00:10:20You recorded me first!
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:24You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I want you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:31Delete it.
00:10:33Now.
00:10:34Or I swear-
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:37You're gonna hit me?
00:10:39Big man, Beau Clement.
00:10:42Hasn't been a good chance.
00:10:54Huh?
00:10:55Huh?
00:10:57Huh?
00:10:58Huh?
00:10:58Huh?
00:10:58Huh?
00:10:59Huh?
00:10:59Huh?
00:10:59Huh?
00:10:59Huh?
00:11:11Huh?
00:11:12Huh?
00:11:19Oh, my god.
00:11:27Phoebe.
00:11:29Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:53Come on, smart mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please, talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:28Jesus, fuck.
00:12:30Fuck.
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:39What?
00:12:40What did you do?
00:12:43You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:45And thank god, I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56And you felt my boobs?
00:12:58What the fuck?
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fuck?
00:13:07Are you?
00:13:08I felt you what?
00:13:10I was saving you.
00:13:12I would rather die than fill you up, OK?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole.
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something,
00:13:26just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first, asshole.
00:13:38You're the last kiss.
00:13:39What?
00:13:49Yeah?
00:13:51Huh?
00:13:52Oh.
00:13:54I'm sorry, man.
00:13:56Are you serious?
00:13:56I'm sorry, coach.
00:13:57I'm sorry.
00:13:59I'm sorry.
00:14:00Aw.
00:14:04You touched me without my confidence
00:14:08Whoa, whoa
00:14:09What are you taking me for? A perv?
00:14:12Yeah, I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touch me
00:14:15You probably did it on purpose
00:14:28Oh shit
00:14:42Oh shit
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater
00:14:46This morning
00:14:53Okay, so this is why you call me a perv projection, huh?
00:14:58Wait, does it have a name?
00:15:00Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me, let me guess
00:15:01Chase
00:15:02Oh my god
00:15:05Shut up, give him breath
00:15:06Uh-uh
00:15:08So much for a miss, I've never been kissed before
00:15:11If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream
00:15:24habitat noise
00:15:26No, no, no no no no no
00:15:28what?
00:15:35What?
00:15:37what?
00:15:37what?
00:15:37what?
00:15:39Why not?
00:15:58Because I will show everyone this
00:16:08What happens if I post this and caption it
00:16:11Beau Clement
00:16:13Crybaby mommy's boy
00:16:15You?
00:16:16You tell on me
00:16:17I post this
00:16:18We both go down together
00:16:21It's in the cloud
00:16:22Nothing you can do about it
00:16:26You're pushing it
00:16:35What are you gonna do?
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:46Hey
00:16:46Hey
00:16:49Eyes up here
00:16:53You delete that
00:16:56I don't tell on you
00:16:58Okay?
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor
00:17:02Okay?
00:17:03Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth
00:17:06Without your consent
00:17:07How's that for you?
00:17:11You're not
00:17:13Taking me for a joke
00:17:14Are you?
00:17:16What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:19Someone who bullies me
00:17:21For fun
00:17:22Someone who threatens me
00:17:23Every chance they get
00:17:24What?
00:17:26Finally you get a taste of your own poison
00:17:32How's that for a change?
00:17:35Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice
00:17:40Take it
00:17:41My job
00:17:43My job
00:17:45Okay
00:17:48Make me popular
00:17:49For Chase
00:17:51That's the favor
00:17:52I'm sorry
00:17:53What?
00:17:54You want me to what?
00:17:55That...
00:17:56That is not a favor
00:17:57That is...
00:17:57That is a miracle
00:17:59Okay?
00:18:00Oh my god
00:18:02Natural curls
00:18:03Big glasses on the daily
00:18:06Body
00:18:08Not exactly a fellow
00:18:10Oh my god
00:18:12That's mean
00:18:14Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:17Golden boy
00:18:18Captain of the swim team
00:18:19What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:24You know you can do better
00:18:26Especially considering how horny you actually are
00:18:36Shut the hell up!
00:18:46Take it or leave it
00:18:47I'm done being nice to you
00:18:50You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life
00:18:53That Chase would never fall for a girl like you
00:18:56Okay?
00:19:00I do like a challenge
00:19:01And getting a nerd like you
00:19:05To become someone that Chase couldn't resist
00:19:08That sounds like fun
00:19:11You delete the video
00:19:12I make you irresistible
00:19:15Deal?
00:19:23Deal
00:19:33Deal
00:19:35Deal
00:19:35Deal
00:19:37Deal
00:19:37Deal
00:21:16You have a thing for our sauces, don't you?
00:21:43No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:47Not assholes on stupid bikes!
00:22:01No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:22:12Oh, jeez.
00:22:13I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:15I'm sorry.
00:22:15No, it's okay.
00:22:22Chase!
00:22:24Phoebe, right?
00:22:26Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know, he does it every year.
00:22:30It's really cool.
00:22:31Yes!
00:22:32Yes, of course.
00:22:33You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:35I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:40Great.
00:22:41I'll see you then.
00:22:48See you then.
00:22:50Oh, no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:22:59Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:07Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:09How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function with being exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:20Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:31Makeover starts now.
00:23:33Not a cold.
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:40Well done.
00:23:52How do you run your little?
00:23:55Wait, you're good.
00:23:57I haven't Buscand and me taking care of you forever.
00:23:59Let's write down.
00:24:00You got you.
00:24:02Give me of your little -->.
00:24:03You got me.
00:24:03All I have to live with you forever.
00:24:09is he about to say i'm beautiful without my glasses is this one of those moments
00:24:19is this one of those moments
00:24:27no the movie's live you look the same unfortunately
00:24:31cliches no miracles her eyes really are stunning
00:25:07well can you come in please i need help tying my dress
00:25:21here yeah
00:25:27the outage thing you're going too right
00:25:33please i'll be so nervous alone
00:25:38it's short
00:25:39yes great um now leave i'm finishing up
00:25:44go go go go
00:25:54bro you still there
00:26:10well i'll be there
00:26:29bro you actually showed up thought you hated fancy and pretty
00:26:32still do
00:26:56shit
00:26:57can't say hey pretty
00:27:02whoa
00:27:04is that the chemistry class nerd that cannot be phoebe phillips
00:27:09shut the front door
00:27:10no effing way
00:27:16breathe don't faint don't throw up don't trip
00:27:20please don't trip
00:27:23hey you made it you look
00:27:30unbelievable
00:27:31you too you always do i mean how could you not hair face suit the teeth all of it
00:27:39good good job
00:27:42relax phoebes
00:27:44you know this isn't a quiz right
00:27:46phoebes
00:27:47oh now i sound like a cool kid i wish it were as easy as a quiz so no one
00:27:52would drown in my cringe
00:27:54but then you know i'd resuscitate you because that's the perks of being a swim team captain
00:27:59i'm life-saving certified
00:28:11oh my god phoe i always found you hot but this fancy suit look is another level i find you
00:28:19just the same
00:28:27what's the actual fuck
00:28:36well well saint vincent high's resident bookworm finally grew legs
00:28:42good job
00:28:45i guess i missed the makeover of the century
00:28:48i always knew you were a little attention whore
00:28:50max stop
00:28:51it's okay chase
00:28:53leave me alone max
00:28:54don't populate girls like you have better things to do
00:28:57why are you wasting your energy and little old meat
00:29:01do you want me to give you another makeover right now
00:29:04like i did before
00:29:18you know whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job
00:29:23i mean they didn't fix how you walk and you quack
00:29:26you know an ugly duck in a pretty dress is
00:29:29what a duck
00:29:31is that the best you can do
00:29:33i was gonna say still ugly as fuck
00:29:35oh bird
00:29:36did you just knock it off max
00:29:38shut the fuck up chase
00:29:41tell me phillips
00:29:42when this is over
00:29:44and the lights come back on
00:29:46are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner
00:29:50you know i've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you
00:29:54and as long as you keep putting out
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you
00:29:58oh shit
00:30:02i'm just trying to remind you of where you belong
00:30:06the bottom of the food chain bitch
00:30:10you're right
00:30:12i do need a reminder
00:30:16i do need a reminder
00:30:17and i'll make sure everyone else here gets one too
00:30:22enlighten me please
00:30:24you make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall
00:30:27how cliche max
00:30:28what you think you're regina george or something
00:30:31more plastic
00:30:31much less iconic
00:30:34and something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon
00:30:38eldritch winter function serving me girls
00:30:41all right get her ass
00:30:43maybe
00:30:45after you're hit with these hands
00:30:48but it's okay
00:30:49you can have your five minutes of fame
00:30:51here's some charity
00:30:53go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like i give a fuck
00:30:58seriously
00:30:59yeah i'm a nerd
00:31:01i love chemistry
00:31:03and i hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:07once you grew up and got smarter
00:31:11wishful thinking
00:31:13pathetic
00:31:14i know
00:31:15but i'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16
00:31:20wow
00:31:22who will call selling her feet pics at 28
00:31:25her career eventually
00:31:27holy shit
00:31:31okay what the fuck did you just say to me seriously
00:31:33okay are you done
00:31:34okay why don't you relax and just go take a hike
00:31:37and leave her alone
00:31:38for once
00:31:40oh god
00:31:41i'm gonna pass out
00:31:42in front of everyone
00:31:43on the best night of my life
00:31:47this isn't over
00:31:50have a good night
00:31:56i came here to impress a boy
00:31:58but i might leave having impressed myself
00:32:13okay so like i said
00:32:15if someone sees us
00:32:17code word
00:32:19oh jeez
00:32:21oh my god i'm gonna throw up
00:32:23max isn't used to be
00:32:24nuclear
00:32:25sink bump for the
00:32:27i'll go verge
00:32:31okay
00:32:31okay
00:32:33perfect
00:32:35now
00:32:36let it set for now
00:32:41oh great
00:32:43it's a niche terrorism
00:32:51man
00:32:52man
00:33:23you want some
00:33:25and a toast
00:33:26for the courage to not embarrass ourselves
00:33:33slow
00:33:36slow
00:33:58whoa
00:33:59whoa
00:33:59easy there
00:34:00ew
00:34:00you okay phoebs
00:34:02is this legal
00:34:05not exactly
00:34:14you
00:34:16come with me
00:34:17what the hell you want
00:34:18clement
00:34:18move
00:34:20or you can find out
00:34:22stop it
00:34:23both of you
00:34:23this is a ball
00:34:25not a boxing ring
00:34:35no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no shit my dress
00:34:39are you fucking kidding me
00:34:44That's a vein, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny!
00:34:49You happy now?
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:35:00I...
00:35:11I need a minute.
00:35:15Hey!
00:35:17She does what it needs.
00:35:18You're sorry ass right now.
00:35:20I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:32That idiot.
00:35:33Dumbass.
00:35:35Asshole!
00:35:41I'm so stupid.
00:35:54Why are you here?
00:35:55Get out!
00:35:57I need clean up too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee!
00:36:10Get out!
00:36:11I'm not leaving.
00:36:13So calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave.
00:36:28So be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest too.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see you there.
00:36:39Oh.
00:36:41I was here first.
00:36:42Get your own room.
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:58You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room stain.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:09I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:24I'm not getting excited, and this ain't going to happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:33Uh-huh.
00:37:37Uh-huh.
00:37:38Uh-huh.
00:38:02you think a little striptease is gonna undo me that's it's very cute very virgin of you
00:38:26I dare you to touch me unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back
00:38:58I'm no chicken shit
00:39:03then go on try me
00:39:16follow me I've got something special
00:39:24follow me I've got something special planned for you
00:39:28that's Mrs. Eldridge's voice
00:39:32come on
00:39:39my husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal
00:39:44we have 20 minutes
00:39:50you're mine now
00:39:56don't touch me
00:40:05Sala in the bedroom
00:40:07yeah makes sense
00:40:14yes baby right there
00:40:18are they
00:40:21are they seriously
00:40:33did you uh
00:40:40I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore
00:40:42the woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:44her mom's are gonna haunt me like nightmares
00:41:04stay still Phoebe I pay you
00:41:13you said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:16but I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:23liar
00:41:25hurt
00:41:27loser
00:41:30you naughty naughty boy
00:41:49no no Phoebe
00:41:51why not
00:41:54you're not yourself
00:41:55you're drunk
00:41:57no I'm not
00:42:00okay
00:42:04hold on
00:42:06hold on
00:42:07hold on
00:42:08what are you doing
00:42:09I'm getting us out of here
00:42:13now put your arms around my neck
00:42:20do it
00:42:21Mary
00:42:21hurry up
00:42:27would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno
00:42:29lose your lab grant
00:42:35so grab me
00:42:36and let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:41sure
00:42:44here we go
00:42:52what
00:42:52how are you
00:42:53how long have you been
00:42:55ma'am
00:42:56you should let your husband know
00:42:59that these walls are too thin
00:43:10oh
00:43:10I didn't get to say thank you
00:43:12for not taking
00:43:14don't
00:43:15just
00:43:16just don't
00:43:17thank me
00:43:21Phoebe
00:43:21hey
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you
00:43:27are you okay
00:43:31come on Phoebs
00:43:32let's go
00:43:32come here
00:43:33come on
00:43:45okay
00:43:46on three
00:43:47we drench the ugly ducking
00:43:49this will go viral
00:43:50I guess we'll see what trash he's dancing with
00:43:57oh hell no
00:44:13oh
00:44:17oh my god
00:44:19what is that
00:44:21it smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:32fun chemistry fact
00:44:34the stench
00:44:35that's ammonia
00:44:36meaning
00:44:38you're sexually covered in piss
00:44:40pissing
00:44:42Max
00:44:43mad
00:44:43stinky
00:44:44Max
00:44:54oh my god
00:44:54that's like kind of nice
00:45:17Hey, Phibs, need a ride home?
00:45:20Um, um, yeah, sure.
00:45:37Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:49Hop in, I'll take you home.
00:45:54Oh my god, they were waiting for me.
00:45:57That's so sweet, I have no idea what they're at.
00:46:01I got drunk, and then it was a shower, and then it was cold,
00:46:06and it was a cold shower, and I was like,
00:46:08I've never taken a cold shower in my life.
00:46:10And I was like, do we have one?
00:46:11Just drive.
00:46:20There was fog, there's a function.
00:46:24I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink.
00:46:30Wait, that was you?
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?
00:46:39Fuck, they're both gonna favor this!
00:46:55Thieves, you look amazing!
00:46:57Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:03There she is.
00:47:05And your golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl?
00:47:09Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really?
00:47:12You know, cause apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:21Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26Team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:28You should swing by.
00:47:30Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:32So I'm cute.
00:47:38Yeah, sure.
00:47:40I'll be there.
00:47:53Go on, please.
00:47:54Jump in!
00:47:55Okay!
00:47:56Okay, fine!
00:47:58I-I just...
00:47:59I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09You get who I am?
00:48:12No!
00:48:13Ah!
00:48:15Ah!
00:48:15Ah!
00:48:15Ah!
00:48:16Ah!
00:48:18Ah!
00:48:18Ah!
00:48:19Ah!
00:48:19Yo!
00:48:20Captain Thompson.
00:48:22You wanna show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:25Or just fast and run in your mouth?
00:48:32You wanna race me?
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humble me underachieving.
00:48:39Phoebe, you want a time for us?
00:48:43Um...
00:48:46Um...
00:48:47You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:49:00Start!
00:49:10Um...
00:49:11It's true, man.
00:49:17Oh no!
00:49:19Oh no, oh!
00:49:26Um...
00:49:26Uh!
00:49:27Um...
00:49:28Uh...
00:49:30Satan.
00:49:32We're mine.
00:49:51Yo!
00:49:55I want Phoebe, you saw that?
00:49:59Wow Clement, you won.
00:50:03That's good for you.
00:50:04The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:21Yo, Chase.
00:50:22Good race, good race, man. You crushed it.
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:26You do early.
00:50:27Early.
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:45I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:49Or are you just that petty?
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:50:59Didn't you ever give one in max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets...
00:51:09anything they ask for.
00:51:20Anything.
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:46Well then.
00:51:47I'm claiming it now.
00:51:51What do you want?
00:51:57You...
00:51:58You...
00:51:59You...
00:52:03are gonna...
00:52:04You...
00:52:06are gonna...
00:52:11tutor me.
00:52:15that's it
00:52:17what
00:52:18disappointed
00:52:22fine
00:52:23you want tutoring
00:52:25you'll get tutoring
00:52:26go sit
00:52:46if we're doing this
00:52:47we're doing this my way
00:52:50I'm one of those
00:52:52all or nothing type of notes
00:52:56it's
00:52:56it's not a thing
00:52:59well I made it a thing
00:53:04you scared of a little chemistry
00:53:06such
00:53:07you think we have chemistry
00:53:13Miss Phillips
00:53:22your skirt is doing a little
00:53:24uh, Chantel
00:53:29remind me what subject
00:53:30this was again
00:53:45let's try this one
00:53:48too hard core
00:53:49no clue
00:53:51that's okay
00:53:52that's why I'm here to help
00:53:53so it starts like this
00:53:55the drugstore sells a solution
00:53:57of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:53:59by volume
00:54:01in a 150 million dollar quantity
00:54:04of a solution
00:54:04there are how many million dollars
00:54:06that goes to a
00:54:07okay
00:54:08so the answer is
00:54:11how is it
00:54:13and the answer is
00:54:23are you sure you're able to study
00:54:25Clement
00:54:28you know
00:54:29I think I could teach
00:54:32you something
00:54:33in exchange
00:54:35if you behave
00:54:41I take my teaching
00:54:42very seriously
00:54:46if you don't behave
00:54:47I'm gonna rock you with this
00:54:50so sit
00:54:52date
00:54:52I get to work
00:55:08I don't mind getting rough
00:55:09Phillips
00:55:11but I am not some stray
00:55:13that you can tease
00:55:14and train
00:55:16okay
00:55:18not the way
00:55:18I know this come out of time
00:55:22careful girl
00:55:24I might enjoy the blame
00:55:33fine
00:55:49doing okay Mr. Clement
00:55:53now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:08now now
00:56:09be a good girl
00:56:36you want to find out what I do to a brat
00:56:38if you push
00:56:40I push back slowly
00:56:42don't pretend you don't like me
00:56:45don't want me like I'm hard to handle
00:56:48I've been dangerous
00:56:50how are you all at work
00:56:53or do you also fight
00:57:00a bad boy
00:57:02lakes
00:57:03he always bites
00:57:13but I'm trying to be good
00:57:15once in my life
00:57:18miss Phillips
00:57:22just remember
00:57:23next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:57:33I'll be fine
00:57:34I'll be fine
00:57:43I'll be fine
00:57:46I'll be fine
00:58:27Hmm.
00:59:26Got you.
00:59:37Sneaky, huh?
00:59:39Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:42Hmm.
00:59:45Finish my assignment.
00:59:46If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:52What do you want?
00:59:55You got the makeover.
00:59:58I want another session with you.
01:00:02But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
01:00:16Nice try.
01:00:17But you're not getting these.
01:00:21Hmm?
01:00:24What if I get an A?
01:00:26Let an asshole get A win for once.
01:00:36Bring your A game, then.
01:00:42He's fucking too!
01:00:46Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:57Lana?
01:00:59Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the strong shit.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:09All right, bye.
01:01:35Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:43St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:49Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:57What's this?
01:02:11What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:13You're not in his class.
01:02:15Oh, I was just picking something up before tear practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:20My class is starting.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:24Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:32Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:38What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman!
01:02:40Um, I don't know.
01:02:41I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:45And...
01:02:46Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:48Truffle a sorcerer.
01:02:51Hey!
01:02:55A secret admirer?
01:02:57Hmm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:03Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one at...
01:03:06No!
01:03:08You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:11You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time for boys, gifts,
01:03:19for anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:22Thanks!
01:03:30Teenage woman's right with no GPAs in there.
01:03:33Fli-li-li.
01:03:35fruit
01:03:48I love that.
01:03:58Wow, life is like a box of chocolates, and my credit is to die for.
01:04:41Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate, but I'm willing to give them another chance to
01:04:54confess.
01:04:55So maybe they're still...
01:05:06Still refusing to come forward, then your score will be voided, and you will report to
01:05:12the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:15I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clement.
01:05:24Get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:31What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's the proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:43What the fuck did you just say?
01:06:11You are always at the bottom of the class.
01:06:15Mrs.
01:06:15Mrs.
01:06:16Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:22Mrs.
01:06:23Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:28Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:45I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong!
01:06:51He's not a delinquent!
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart, and kind, and...
01:07:03And capital A amazing.
01:07:07My whole life everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:13She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some self-respect.
01:07:39Mrs.
01:07:40Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:55Oh.
01:07:56Don't.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now, you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lying for you.
01:08:03Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom.
01:08:08Now, both of you.
01:08:09And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:14Don't.
01:08:20You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:26Won't stop.
01:08:28I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:32What are you going to do?
01:08:34I...
01:08:35I will call the police.
01:08:38You stupid assignment!
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You stupid grade!
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:09:03You stupid.
01:09:06She was being mean and cruel for no reason, but you, God, I hate bullies, so that's it.
01:09:16From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait, what do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:25You and I are nothing alike.
01:09:27You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened.
01:09:31Nothing alike?
01:09:32Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:33As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:38You can't too damn much about what other people think about you.
01:09:41And no makeover can change that.
01:09:46You think I ruined your life?
01:09:50Newsflash, nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:54Then what are you?
01:09:56You're a disaster beyond repair.
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart.
01:10:03All you know is how to solve problems with your fist.
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:10But you pretending not to cure me at all.
01:10:13That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:16You break things, and people, and you push them away, just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:27I am scared.
01:10:29I am scared.
01:10:29Yeah.
01:10:30I am fragile.
01:10:32And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:35It's not my concern anymore.
01:10:37That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:40We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:42We just play games.
01:10:43Yes, we played ourselves then.
01:10:56I am scared.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:58I am fragile.
01:11:00And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:05I mean, he's an asshole too, but why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:18Babes?
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:21Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:22All right, Chase.
01:11:24Sorry, babe.
01:11:25Just need to be alone right now.
01:11:29Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:32Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:35Best to cry on.
01:11:39Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:42Whoever made you cry, you know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:51Ow!
01:11:57I love this place, you know.
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:05Now it's your place too.
01:12:09You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:12Yeah, I know.
01:12:14You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:21You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:27I've noticed you fall.
01:12:31I actually lived.
01:12:35Then why?
01:12:38Just feel me now.
01:12:42Chase.
01:12:43What?
01:12:44This doesn't feel right.
01:12:47What the hell, Chase?
01:12:49Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:51That's way too fast.
01:12:53Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:55Drop the act.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:11That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm going to give it to you.
01:13:14No!
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:17Oh, please!
01:13:19Oh!
01:13:20Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:23Let go!
01:13:25Please let me go!
01:13:27Stop!
01:13:33Stop it, Chase!
01:13:34Chase!
01:13:35Chase, please, Chase, stop!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:41The fucking nice guy.
01:13:44Stop.
01:13:49No!
01:13:50Stop!
01:13:53What the?
01:14:00Hey, you okay?
01:14:07So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:12This piece of shit.
01:14:23That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:31I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:35I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:47I'm an asshole!
01:14:49Asshole!
01:15:04Hey, Phoebe.
01:15:06You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:09Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:10Get in.
01:15:12Out.
01:15:16I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:22I thought he was my brain.
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid!
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:32You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified.
01:15:35And you fought back.
01:15:37You, you bit him.
01:15:37You pulled away.
01:15:38You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:43I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:46I'm sorry.
01:15:48I'm sorry.
01:15:52You saved me, Beau.
01:15:54You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:59I, I didn't save you.
01:16:01You saved me.
01:16:02And you saved yourself.
01:16:04I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right.
01:16:15And you are not a nerd.
01:16:17You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here?
01:16:26Did you score?
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:31You okay?
01:16:38You ready for a ride?
01:16:40Sit tight, man.
01:16:53Wooo!
01:17:06You meet with Beau.
01:17:08Infuriating, stupid, impossible Beau Clement.
01:17:11Showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:14I should not be crushing this part.
01:17:19Wooo!
01:17:21Wooo!
01:17:31I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:47I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:47Do you want to have sex?
01:18:10I'm so этого.
01:18:17Will you miss you?lla
01:18:32you got condoms
01:18:34yeah
01:18:36I'm always packing
01:18:38pun intended
01:19:09wait
01:19:14wait
01:19:15um
01:19:17I'm a little nervous
01:19:20so
01:19:22I'm gonna go shower first
01:19:24yeah
01:19:27yeah yeah absolutely
01:19:28no rush
01:19:46this is it baby
01:19:47the moment you've been waiting for your entire life
01:19:49you can do this
01:19:52oh my god
01:19:54you're actually in her room
01:19:56and she's taking a shower
01:19:59oh my god
01:20:04what the hell
01:20:14coby
01:20:15hang on
01:20:16hang on
01:20:22hi
01:20:23hey there's something important I need to tell you first
01:20:27what is it
01:20:29what is it
01:20:29I need a shower too
01:20:32a shower is all yours
01:20:33stupid
01:20:41you
01:20:43oh my god
01:20:44oh my god
01:21:03I'm going to go
01:21:09Stop it.
01:21:16No!
01:21:27Oh!
01:21:32Oh, shit!
01:21:38Hi!
01:21:40Surprise!
01:21:41Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44You met our little friend there.
01:21:45You've actually touched it.
01:21:46And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:51Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:31This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:34I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:44I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:50Phoebe.
01:22:52Will you take me?
01:22:54It's your first.
01:22:58It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:08And I love you, too.
01:23:19And I love you, too.
01:23:23Okay.
01:23:24I love you, too.
01:23:57that's just my bed chem my bed chemistry person being a foul-mouthed bad boy
01:24:03he's such a twerk
01:24:12what happened here
01:24:19that um my mom took me when i was young to play with my new toy boat and
01:24:28on the way there i got scratched by a tree branch and i still insisted on going when we got
01:24:36there
01:24:37my boat drifted too far out in the waves so she told me to stay on shore while she'd go
01:24:44and get it
01:24:48but even after it got dark she never came back
01:24:55she never came back
01:25:02and i told myself maybe if if i knew how to swim if i if i'd been stronger that she
01:25:08should be alive today she wouldn't have died
01:25:20i am so sorry and you saw me once drowned at the pool when we were
01:25:25i can't believe i used that to blackmail you
01:25:29i'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me
01:25:33you're so stupid
01:25:40no
01:25:40no phoebe
01:25:45you were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing
01:25:49you believed in me and you gave me a purpose you made me want to do better to be better
01:25:56you saved me
01:26:13you know that and we need to all have a chat later
01:26:17come in
01:26:20i got a report it says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday
01:26:26what
01:26:29whoa what the hell i i i saw it
01:26:33beau clement tried to rape a girl last night go shoot us
01:26:37fucking say that again you heard me i saw you try to rape a girl last night
01:26:47all you know is how to solve problems with your fist
01:26:54james thompson is a lying piece of shit
01:26:59beau didn't do any of that
01:27:02phoebe what the are you doing here
01:27:06last night beau clement was with me
01:27:09in my bedroom
01:27:10making sweet love to me all night long
01:27:14coach honda don't believe me she's just a slut
01:27:16who would throw herself at anyone i mean
01:27:18fucking look at her
01:27:23i
01:27:25chase thompson
01:27:26am not a nice guy
01:27:27this is fake it's edited coach it's obviously edited
01:27:32chase thompson
01:27:33you're off my swim team now
01:27:46you three principal's office now
01:27:50you three thought you were slick slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates
01:28:04you nearly sent me to the er twice
01:28:11are you all enjoying this
01:28:14oh
01:28:18that never gets old
01:28:20this school is toxic a.m
01:28:23ahhhhhh
01:28:31chop chop ladies
01:28:40oh
01:28:42hallway makeout sessions free comedy
01:28:45best school day ever
01:28:53capital a for absolutely
01:28:56and you're a capital a for ace babe
01:29:00well that's all thanks to your great chemistry
01:29:02you
01:29:04you
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