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00:03How do you start this?
00:06Chafi has to be with me.
00:10I'll do it like this.
00:11I'll do it like this.
00:14When I first knew that this woman had petrol.
00:18You had a little mileage.
00:20It felt good to me.
00:22You went.
00:23When you went, I went.
00:25I didn't ask anyone.
00:26I didn't ask anyone.
00:27You know, there were 10-15 sheep here.
00:29We were asking where the Lord went.
00:31He said,
00:32He said,
00:33He said,
00:34He said,
00:35He said,
00:36He said,
00:37I didn't say anything.
00:39You said,
00:40Chinta,
00:41Chita,
00:41Chita,
00:42Chita,
00:42Chita,
00:42Chita,
00:43Chita,
00:44Chita,
00:45Chita,
00:49Wow, wow, wow.
00:50I don't like your palate before.
00:52Your anger got worse.
00:53I feel like it.
00:54I'm drinking water.
00:56Flushed.
00:57Flushed.
00:58Flushed.
01:00Wow, wow.
01:01Oh my God.
01:03Yes, yes, yes.
01:04Yes, yes.
01:06Do you know that?
01:07My grandfather used to have a horse.
01:10Yes.
01:10You say,
01:11How do I get this?
01:12It's a horse like a horse.
01:13It's a horse like a horse.
01:14It's a horse like a horse.
01:15It's very good.
01:17It's very good.
01:42I'm going to say,
01:43I'll be happy.
01:44Now, take a break.
01:45Take a break.
01:46Hey.
01:48Hey, what are you saying?
01:50You're married,
01:51you're married.
01:52I'm going to live in Delhi.
01:54I don't know Mumbai's procedure.
01:56Listen.
02:01Hey,
02:02if you're so angry,
02:04you're going to sit in the seat of expert.
02:06I'm going to sit in the seat of expert.
02:07I'm going to tell you.
02:09I won't believe.
02:10You won't believe.
02:11I won't believe.
02:12I won't believe.
02:14You will say that in one place,
02:16in one place,
02:16in someone's house,
02:17a cucumber.
02:18I'll get the seat of the seat.
02:24I'll get the seeds out of the seat.
02:25I played the beat.
02:25You said,
02:25I played the beat.
02:28I played the beat.
02:29You played the beat.
02:30Have you played the beat?
02:30You played the beat?
02:31You played the beat?
02:33I mean,
02:33what am I saying?
02:35We're going to take the beat.
02:38And the money,
02:39the money looks like a horse.
02:40Yes.
02:43He gets paid for money,
02:45and he's very bad.
02:47I said, listen to the chicken.
02:48I said, what is this?
02:49I said, what is this?
02:50I said, listen to the chicken.
02:51I said, you'll get a chicken for six.
02:54You'll get all the hard work.
02:57You'll get a chicken for six.
02:58You'll get a chicken for five.
03:00You'll get one of my money.
03:03But what will the chicken do with the chicken?
03:05The chicken is its own circle.
03:07The chicken is 10-12 chicken.
03:11I'll tell you.
03:13I'll tell you.
03:14I'll tell you,
03:14I'll eat six eggs every day.
03:16I'm very impressed by your body.
03:18I need protein.
03:20I'll eat six eggs.
03:21But because of my protein,
03:23the chicken will not be able to lose their figure.
03:25So what does the chicken do with the other chicken?
03:27I'll give three or three rupees.
03:28I said, you'll take five for me.
03:30You'll get the chicken for five.
03:33He'll take three of the chicken.
03:36But he'll give the chicken for two rupees.
03:45I can't.
03:46I am a guide too.
03:47I paint the world too.
03:48I paint the world.
03:50I paint the world too.
03:52I paint the world too.
03:53I paint the world too.
03:55I paint the world too.
03:55What's he's going to paint?
03:56Just paint the world too.
03:57I don't paint this deal.
03:58These guys, I don't paint this.
04:04Let's go take the experts.
04:05If our experts have come,
04:06Let's start with the game.
04:09Have you seen a beautiful woman?
04:18How will we talk about this?
04:21Don't talk about this, but you don't like to see it.
04:28Stop.
04:30Come, come, come.
04:32Come.
04:38Don't you know,
04:39the sun is a beautiful woman,
04:41but the sun is beautiful.
04:44Your face is really beautiful.
04:46This is my own.
04:48Let's start the first question.
04:51First question, no.
04:52It won't happen before.
04:53Today, there will be no first question.
04:55Every time, the first question comes back.
04:56Why would you ask this other question?
04:59First question, ask the other question.
05:02I say it's an extra large woman
05:04and extra triple-X-morty-orat.
05:08I don't like this.
05:10In society, what you're balancing,
05:13we'll be fine.
05:15First, the second question.
05:20You both are sitting.
05:22The second question.
05:24First, we're asking.
05:28First, the second question.
05:30Yes, please.
05:32Please, please.
05:33Please, please.
05:33Please, please.
05:36Please, please.
05:42First, the second one.
05:45My question is,
05:46when this dress is so extra,
05:48why don't you cover all this area?
05:53I will turn off the red switch
05:55and I will turn off the red switch.
05:59You, sir.
06:00You, sir.
06:03If your husband is so much,
06:07if you cover this area,
06:09if you just make this area,
06:09then I have tattooed in Thailand.
06:11How can you make this tattoo?
06:15Do you know that this is a tattoo?
06:19It was a tattoo.
06:23This is three bottles.
06:26I can't show the bottle.
06:29Do you know?
06:31First, it was a girl.
06:34I told her that she was angry.
06:37She was angry.
06:42And now, she sat in this seat.
06:47She had a dream.
06:49Do you want to start playing?
06:51There's a question.
06:52I don't want to say one thing.
06:54No, you didn't say one thing.
06:57Look.
06:58Where do you come from?
06:59Tell me one thing.
07:00When this note is closed,
07:03how are you going for 200 rupees now?
07:08I don't like it.
07:09Look.
07:10You do.
07:13Look.
07:14Until this insult is coming,
07:16we don't have any problems.
07:17Listen to me, Rinku Bawji.
07:19Yes, let me do it.
07:20And there's two coats and lipstick.
07:22Where's the one on top?
07:26I don't like your chin.
07:27I don't like your chin.
07:28That's right.
07:35I don't like your chin.
07:37I don't like your chin.
07:38I said the guy, him.
07:44I buy the chin.
07:45Let's close the credit card.
07:46I can't see him.
07:50You guys are very careful.
07:52She works here too.
07:55She doesn't need to wear shoes.
07:57She can wear shoes.
08:01It's very good.
08:03And there's no demand in the world.
08:05Give it to the chan or the chai to the gas.
08:14Thank you, Baba.
08:22I have one thing to understand, Mr. Siddharth.
08:25You say that we have to take a car and give a car.
08:28You take a car and take a car.
08:34Our life has changed.
08:37We came here to play games.
08:41We made a question.
08:42The government has asked us to answer other questions.
08:46If we are dogs, tell us where is our question.
08:48Where is our food?
08:52Look at this.
08:53Where is our food?
08:54This food has given us.
08:56We all know.
08:58We all know.
09:01If Mr. Siddharth order,
09:03we don't know what people have come here, Rangun.
09:08He is from Burma.
09:10Rangun.
09:11We live there.
09:14I will take a selfie.
09:15I will take a selfie.
09:16Come here.
09:16Come here.
09:17Come here.
09:18Your mouth is coming.
09:24My phone will not come to any of the world.
09:27If you take a bulldozer,
09:29you will have to put a flash on it.
09:32Come here.
09:32When you walk into the water on your hands,
09:43you will not be there.
09:45Why?
09:51Be careful,
09:53You will not lose it.
09:55I will not lose it.
10:00for all you want to pay.
10:01For all you want?
10:01For all you want to pay?
10:02For all you want to pay?
10:02Give it to him, give it to him and give it to him.
10:09Okay, let's start this.
10:11Play it.
10:11Play it is not going to happen.
10:14I tried a lot.
10:20Play it is not going to happen.
10:33I feel like I'm crying and I feel like I'm crying.
10:38Don't cry, don't cry.
10:42Look, my face is out of my face.
10:46You want to be a muckia?
10:53You can't see a muckia.
10:55I'm sitting here.
11:00Why will they do such life?
11:06I'm sitting here sitting here.
11:12Our life is like this.
11:17I'll tell you something.
11:18Don't tell me.
11:19Don't tell me.
11:22Stop. Stop.
11:24You're wrong.
11:26I'm not sitting here sitting here.
11:41I'm sitting here sitting here.
11:44No, I didn't know what you were able to do.
11:50Oh.
11:51Listen, I'm going to say something.
11:53You know what? You just want to say something.
11:56You don't want to say something.
11:59I've seen a cactus.
12:02It's very bad. It's very cut.
12:04Then I saw its mouth.
12:06After that, there's an arrow.
12:11No, it's not that it's that it's the arrow.
12:15I'm not going to say something.
12:15If you're talking about five minutes,
12:17I'm not going to say something.
12:18Then I'll go to my truth.
12:26I'll go to my truth.
12:27Our game is not going to start.
12:29It's not going to start.
12:31It's not going to start.
12:32You're doing a lot of bad things.
12:34What are you saying?
12:35You just,
12:35as much as bad as we have done,
12:37he said,
12:38Whatever.
12:39He was saying,
12:40Dirty.
12:43That was bad.
12:45Today, we want to talk with you.
12:47We want to talk again again.
12:48Gary,
12:49do we talk bad?
12:50You come here.
12:50Kali pili kali pili rog ne ka nai
12:54Tera bichan ka roo the dog ne ka nai
12:58Hai tujhe pe ride meera, tuha de ride meera
13:02Tera rastaj rog jang ne ka nai
13:05Tera dogi ka mujhe pe bauk ne ka nai
13:09Tera bichan ka roo the rog ne ka nai
13:14Kali pili kali pili rog ne ka nai
13:17Tera bichan ka roo the dog ne ka nai
13:21Tera bi Israel mo gog ne ka nai
13:22Tera agal baagal hai
13:24Tera agal baagal hai
13:36Andi rog vормarnya ya aare, kya gira ya aare
13:48Oh
13:49Ata map or the chat dance yes, I saw a man. Hey, I'm a cover buddy. Do it in Pele.
13:54He picked keral
13:55May a khatine Darupi ke utpat much a
14:00I'm in a daily
14:00Yeah, I'm gonna die
14:05And it's my book
14:09You just said that, that's just so much.
14:12That's just so much.
14:13But just one thing is wrong.
14:14You just asked me to get back.
14:18Our bad thing is going to happen.
14:20I'm sorry.
14:24Let's go.
14:25Is this one question?
14:27Is this another question?
14:28Yes.
14:29Is this the first question on the other number?
14:31Yes.
14:34What is the most important thing to do?
14:35What is the most important thing to do?
14:37What is your option?
14:38A.
14:41A.
14:43A.
14:43A.
14:43A.
14:44A.
14:44A.
14:44A.
14:45A.
14:45A.
14:46A.
14:47A.
14:47A.
14:48A.
14:49A.
14:49A.
14:50A.
14:51A.
14:51A.
14:51A.
14:51A.
14:53A.
14:54A.
14:54A.
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14:54A.
14:55A.
14:55A.
14:57A.
15:00A.
15:01A.
15:02A.
15:03A.
15:04A.
15:04A.
15:05A.
15:07A.
15:08A.
15:10A.
15:11I don't know what to do, Chowdhury.
15:15Now, I ask you a question.
15:17There's no money. I ask you.
15:19Tell me.
15:20What happens in our neck?
15:24It happens in my neck.
15:27Is it?
15:28No, tell me.
15:29It happens in our neck so that we can wear a hat.
15:34Listen.
15:35You also wear a hat on your head.
15:38It's such a 12 number.
15:40There's no other's head.
15:41I can't see it.
15:44Look.
15:45I'm talking about Rinku Baba Ji.
15:47But if you take your fingers,
15:49then there will be no good one from Rinku Baba Ji.
15:51Well, there's no good one from Rinku Baba Ji.
15:57He took my name.
15:59What's his name?
16:02If you are wrong,
16:04then you will have your name.
16:05What's his name?
16:05What's his name?
16:07He's married to his brother's brother.
16:08You both have a generation.
16:10How did the kids get hurt?
16:12First, the kid didn't see me.
16:14The kid didn't see me.
16:15The kid didn't see me.
16:16The kid didn't see me.
16:18The kid didn't see me.
16:19He didn't see me.
16:33He was married to her.
16:37The kid didn't see me.
16:39He was married to his brother.
16:39He was married to her.
16:43The kid did not know him.
16:45I am married to the kid.
16:48How are they?
16:50Now, look at this. This is a big one.
16:53You're listening. You're a heroine material.
16:55What are you listening to?
16:56You said heroine material?
16:58This is building material.
17:00Do you know that this is made in concrete and cement
17:02and RCC.
17:06And tell me, and tell me.
17:08If you need cash,
17:09you can swipe my credit card in my head.
17:11The money comes out of my inside.
17:13Tell me, and tell me.
17:14Where it comes out,
17:15I don't like it.
17:22How are you?
17:23Tell me,
17:24tell me why.
17:28Tell me.
17:30Tell me.
17:31Tell me.
17:31Tell me.
17:32The money comes out of my head.
17:36I'm going to say that.
17:36I can't tell you.
17:37I just said that I'm going to put it on my head.
17:38You don't know.
17:39I didn't say that you were taking it.
17:40I didn't say that.
17:40I just got done.
17:43After that,
17:46after that,
17:47after that,
17:47After a month, she cut off her hair.
17:51It's like she's not a gardener, so she's not going to marry her.
17:53Because she's saying that she's not a woman.
18:00She's wearing a necklace for women.
18:01She's wearing a necklace.
18:12We've gone to the mother-in-law.
18:15What's the name of her husband?
18:17I don't have a lift, I don't have hips to my grandfather.
18:28Actually, I really liked your honesty.
18:32I don't have hips to my grandfather.
18:34He told me to sit like this.
18:36He didn't sit like this.
18:38He didn't sit like this.
18:39He didn't sit like this.
18:48He didn't sit like this.
18:50He didn't sit like this.
18:52He didn't sit like this.
18:52He kept my husband.
18:54He's so cute.
18:55Now, let's see.
18:56He's a husband.
18:57He's a good guy.
18:58He was born with his wife.
19:03Let's do this.
19:04Let's stop this.
19:05Let's stop this.
19:07I can't deal with this anymore.
19:10No, no.
19:11Play it.
19:11Play it.
19:11What's that?
19:13When are you going to film a crore?
19:15You're going to film a crore?
19:19You're going to film a crore.
19:20Let's stop it.
19:20In the back of his stomach,
19:23you won't believe that his mouth is not.
19:26Who would like that?
19:28I know.
19:29It's too much.
19:30It's not the same.
19:32It's not the same.
19:34It's not the same.
19:35It's not the same.
19:40It's not the same.
19:41It's not the same.
19:42It's not the same.
19:43You said that you didn't sit like this.
19:44It's not the same.
19:45I said it's not the same.
19:46It's not the same.
19:46It's racist.
19:50Listen, listen.
19:51The story has changed a lot.
19:54Today's time is over.
19:56And the 11 rupees,
19:58we can't give it.
20:00This is a small recharge coupon.
20:02You have to give it.
20:04You have to give it a small recharge.
20:05Yes, absolutely.
20:06And after 2 months,
20:08if we use it,
20:09the recharge will grow.
20:10Then use it.
20:11You have to give it.
20:11Yes, yes.
20:12Okay.
20:13I want to say something else.
20:14First of all,
20:14you have to come to this place.
20:17Although,
20:17you won't win 1 crore.
20:19You will give it.
20:21We will give it.
20:22You will give it.
20:23This is a pen drive.
20:24We have made a folder of 1 crore.
20:27You will give it.
20:28My mother gave it.
20:31It's a kangaroo.
20:32It's a kangaroo.
20:33It's a kangaroo.
20:33It's a kangaroo.
20:34It's a kangaroo.
20:36You will give it.
20:38It's a kangaroo.
20:40It's a kangaroo.
20:41What will you give it?
20:43It's a kangaroo.
20:43Because it's a kangaroo.
20:45It's a kangaroo.
20:48It's a kangaroo.
20:49So friends,
20:50today's period is finished.
20:52Nobody's made a crore.
20:53Okay?
20:55Then let's get the help.
20:56Oh, so it's coming.
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