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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Ok, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life, come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend, how could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06Oh!
00:01:07I will destroy you Jake Wright!
00:01:21No!
00:01:24No!
00:01:28No!
00:01:30No!
00:01:31No!
00:01:31No!
00:01:31I'm sorry, I got over Silla.
00:06:08Dond грипle daha iyi.
00:06:12Sözümle.
00:06:14Çalık.
00:06:15Çalık.
00:06:16Yüzünüm.
00:06:18Bir psicimdeden.
00:06:19Önye bu dans desses.
00:06:21Sözüm.
00:06:25Uy, bu
00:06:35Sözümler.
00:06:37Çünkü ben, I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you, but no, I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:49We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you,
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:22Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love,
00:08:25and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:31What is that?
00:08:42What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
00:09:07with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:21like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time,
00:09:31and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:12Thank you.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:30I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:38And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case...
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02Last three years of my life,
00:11:04it's led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:10and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:15Whoever you want.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No.
00:11:50If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people,
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:53you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:20Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:34What?
00:13:49İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:14:05İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:14:35İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:14:49İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:14:54İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:14:59İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:15:05İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:15:10I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go,
00:15:15so I just make a run for it.
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish. I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh no!
00:15:29Yup.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me, and I cried a lot. It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it. When I was 13...
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla. Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry. I...
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya too.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake. Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09Look, I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps. They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:44I'm sorry.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25And I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with her.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:11Thank you.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:19Thank you.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right.
00:19:56Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:28Absolutely nothing.
00:20:30At all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:46Yeah, here we go.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh.
00:20:56You're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open up.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:57What's that?
00:21:15What's that?
00:21:20Whoa.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but...
00:21:56This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:22:00And...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream.
00:22:11Because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:30I was just fired.
00:22:33Rather dramatically.
00:22:35From a major social media company.
00:22:38Right as it was getting huge.
00:22:41So...
00:22:42So you work in tech?
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:46Yep. I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:52Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work...
00:23:07In a...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:18Unfortunately, I...
00:23:19Wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21Okay, so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I...
00:23:24I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:31Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay. Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:09Yeah, all right. A little harder. Let's go.
00:24:11All right. Yeah, you can do a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom. Good. Good job.
00:24:15All right, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine. Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next. Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:33No. Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:09Can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:12I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait. He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31Next time...
00:25:33Ask if I need help.
00:25:52Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:02Ugh.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just... right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:20Bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30And a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:56Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:58All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:14Sometimes you can't see things when it in time.
00:27:19It seems...
00:27:21Don't forget so much.
00:27:22Missy Patrick.
00:27:33You can touch me.
00:27:33You have the most...
00:27:35Beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:47It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:27:54You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you...
00:28:20So much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:30Screw that stupid app.
00:28:32I know.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll...
00:28:53See you at our next date.
00:29:03That was too damn close for comfort!
00:29:08I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:34Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:42Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:07It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment
00:30:14and they weren't selfies so I know that you took them.
00:30:16I'm sorry.
00:30:19But there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just...
00:30:36I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:53What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:09You...
00:31:10...
00:31:11It's you.
00:31:13It's so...ordial
00:31:14change me. You,
00:31:21you, you... ... ...
00:31:23...
00:31:24...
00:31:25...
00:31:26...
00:31:26...
00:31:27...
00:31:57I think we should wait.
00:32:00Okay, yeah.
00:32:03We can wait.
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:14As soon as Love's Fart gives us permission,
00:32:18you can have me.
00:32:21All of me.
00:32:30Yes.
00:32:49Oh no.
00:32:54So he's definitely not a-
00:32:56A date rapist?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on my couch and made me eggs.
00:33:03You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:04Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:08But yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:25What the-
00:33:26I wasn't originally talking about-
00:33:28I'm joking.
00:33:29Yeah, you're being an ass right now.
00:33:30That's fine.
00:33:31She's small.
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:45Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history,
00:33:50I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:54My friends didn't pawn yet.
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They-
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:26I told you.
00:34:29My friends-
00:34:31They received an envelope with documents
00:34:33saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't lie to me.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:45I'm-
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:48But that's because I trust you,
00:34:50and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:58I'm-
00:34:59I'm, uh-
00:35:02I started a-
00:35:08I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:13And I'm just a poor app developer looking for backing.
00:35:19I'm sorry.
00:35:20But like, do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you.
00:35:24Just-
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:35Oh, she wants honesty!
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it to me.
00:35:55So, what kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or you're still a rich tech guy,
00:36:02but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is,
00:36:06if this app takes off,
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:10You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy.
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:21Actually, it's perceived intuition is...
00:36:25Machine learning.
00:36:26From thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:35Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:58Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:01So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:09Nervous.
00:37:10But excited.
00:37:13That's a true.
00:37:14So you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:34What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:46Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep.
00:37:51Just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yep.
00:38:08There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:13I'm falling for you.
00:38:15And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm...
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:48I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:03I...
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:14What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:17Jake, I promise, I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:23Sorry, that's...
00:39:23You said that you were ready for real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:54Please.
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:13So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no.
00:40:16Nothing.
00:40:18That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:23I...
00:40:23I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:29So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and...
00:40:34I matched with someone and...
00:40:37Jake, you were right.
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:44The app works.
00:40:46And I'm proof.
00:40:48I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:51Great.
00:40:53Well, I'm happy for you.
00:40:56Well, what about you?
00:40:58Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:02Uh...
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:04Yeah?
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:05Tell me about her.
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:10Honestly, it's...
00:41:12Things aren't going that well.
00:41:16You don't...
00:41:18You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault.
00:41:20Because, I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right.
00:41:24All along, Jake.
00:41:28I just don't know anymore.
00:41:32Well...
00:41:33I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:42We really did make something special together.
00:41:55Okay, just because me and my match are having issues...
00:42:01I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're... you're right.
00:42:10Again.
00:42:11You know, we're...
00:42:12In love with other people, and...
00:42:15I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:28We got you, Jake.
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again.
00:42:42All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:47I... I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:53Screw you, Tim.
00:43:06Five minutes ago?
00:43:08That asshole!
00:43:16Get you, all right.
00:43:18Lily, it's so good to see you.
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not.
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:26Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me!
00:43:29I'm not crazy!
00:43:30I... I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:32Okay, I promise.
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:49Lily, give me your phone.
00:43:54Just what I thought.
00:43:54No traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:01You did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted.
00:44:06Because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:13Wait, what are you saying?
00:44:15That woman was my ex-girlfriend.
00:44:19And she is a brilliant coder and hacker, but also extremely unstable.
00:44:30But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:38But then she...
00:44:40She kissed me.
00:44:42Just for a moment.
00:44:46But in that moment, I realized how much that I love you.
00:44:53That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:04Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again.
00:45:08Take right...
00:45:09You kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:13Lily, please stop.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19You are.
00:45:19Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:31Lily!
00:45:37Oh my god, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:43Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:57What?
00:46:01No, I...
00:46:03True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on Jake, please pick up.
00:46:15Jake.
00:46:16Lily?
00:46:18I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21You see what?
00:46:22Tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues and if I'm being honest, I want a sexier woman who is super intelligent and
00:46:33ready for real love.
00:46:35Jake, wait!
00:46:39I can't believe him!
00:46:43True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:47Alright, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:49Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:47:02You must be Lily, might I say. Your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice. God damn!
00:47:10So, uh, Mitchell was it? What do you do for a living?
00:47:15Isn't it obvious, babe? I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No, it's not. And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry. I'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs. You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait!
00:47:43Tonight's the night. I'm gonna tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:48And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait!
00:47:56Let go of my arm!
00:47:58Hey, the app hooked us up, babe. We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you, I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:09I love Jake, and I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:19Get off me, you creep!
00:48:27Jake...
00:48:27No, Jake, wait!
00:48:31Jake...
00:48:32Jake, wait!
00:48:36Please, it's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day!
00:48:44Please, let me explain!
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated on your asshole boyfriend, now you're cheating on me!
00:48:53We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you and you broke it off. You humiliated me!
00:49:00Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying to my face!
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:15Love's wife matched me with that stupid meat head. I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him...
00:49:23When he kissed me...
00:49:27I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:31Please, you have to believe me!
00:49:38You're saying that all that happened...
00:49:40Today.
00:49:42That I called you...
00:49:43And we unmatched and I broke up with you.
00:49:45I guess why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe.
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me. What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53It's not safe.
00:49:54Trust me, we need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:04They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand. Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service. No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember...
00:50:33My ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:44The day...
00:50:46I, uh, broke up with her.
00:50:49Sue!
00:50:50I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:58What she said...
00:51:00What I'm afraid she's capable of doing.
00:51:05It's the only place I feel like we're safe.
00:51:10I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:14She sounds...
00:51:17unwell.
00:51:20Wow.
00:51:22You look...
00:51:23so beautiful...
00:51:25lovely.
00:51:27You look...
00:51:28very handsome.
00:51:33You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me.
00:51:44And I'll show you.
00:52:04It's been a crazy day.
00:52:06And I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:08Me too.
00:52:11Jake, I...
00:52:12I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:16You know, on the...
00:52:18seventh date...
00:52:21Love Swipe...
00:52:22gives couples the option to...
00:52:29To what?
00:52:34To be with each other.
00:52:37To be with each other.
00:52:38Well, if Love Swipe says something...
00:52:44Put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed.
00:52:49The silence underneath your flame.
00:52:52Cut the cords around me as I speak your name.
00:52:57It's never gonna be the same.
00:53:00Even though I loved you, it was all in vain.
00:53:16This ends now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back.
00:53:24Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblok
00:53:27once and for all!
00:53:39Last night was...
00:53:40I know.
00:53:53We should be getting her a notification for our last date.
00:53:57If anything happens...
00:53:59just come to my place and we'll...
00:54:01deal with it together.
00:54:03Don't worry about me.
00:54:06Nothing could keep me from you.
00:54:07Not even your...
00:54:08crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him!
00:54:43You want him?
00:54:44Long guard, bitch.
00:54:47To love.
00:54:48To love.
00:54:48And to love swipe.
00:54:53Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:59Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02It's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:09You guys need to calm down. I...
00:55:12I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises. I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend. I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love swipe said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:44Please, it was you.
00:56:48It's always you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you. I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38You still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers. Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize!
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:50Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob, back up!
00:58:00Jake, who's got this asshole?
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:18Jake, you came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You're my girl.
00:58:25You're not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do!
00:58:36Now step!
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here how you've been lying to her your entire relationship
00:58:56or...
00:58:58I'm gonna put a hole...
00:59:00in...
00:59:00her...
00:59:01head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One...
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two...
00:59:09Jake!
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Police.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19Don't.
00:59:20Toy with me, Jake!
00:59:21It's not.
00:59:21I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Belize and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made...
00:59:33dating apps together.
00:59:35Last month, we created...
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:41Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:48you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought...
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted...
01:00:21what we created Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care...
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you...
01:00:31before we even had the idea...
01:00:33for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a...
01:00:44brilliant...
01:00:46beautiful...
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that...
01:00:52I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them!
01:01:06BANG!
01:01:07BANG!
01:01:13BANG!
01:01:18BANG!
01:01:19BANG!
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:31Jake...
01:01:32Lily...
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry.
01:01:37I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you.
01:01:41In my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me...
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:01:51I...
01:01:52I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:56I...
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:02:07I...
01:02:08I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers!
01:02:12Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app because...
01:02:20I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use Love Swipe.
01:02:28And for the first time in my life...
01:02:30I found...
01:02:33true...
01:02:33undying love.
01:02:41So...
01:02:46Lily New Buck...
01:02:48Will you do me the great honor...
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:58Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake.
01:03:03My...
01:03:03My Mr. Right.
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:10Yes.
01:03:17Yes, Jake.
01:03:19Our hope can you please.
01:03:23Who once felt like a stranger...
01:03:26Who still lie?
01:03:27Believe in your plans...
01:03:35You or I, you or you, you or you have to find a goal here
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