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The Stepford Vampire - Full Movie
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00:24Victoria?
00:26Victoria?
00:32No!
00:33No!
00:35No!
00:36No, Victoria!
00:38Victoria, no!
00:39Is she... gone?
00:51We'll find you again.
00:54No matter how long it takes.
01:00No matter how long it takes.
01:01No matter how long it takes.
01:18No matter how long it takes.
01:31No matter how long it takes.
01:36No matter how long it takes.
01:49No matter how long it takes.
01:58No matter how long it takes.
01:58With my aunt.
02:00You know, or I guess technically my second aunt once removed.
02:04You know?
02:04I don't know.
02:05We're actually not that close.
02:06You know, I just...
02:10Oh.
02:10Were you not talking to me?
02:17Okay, then.
02:40Victoria.
02:43Why does everyone keep calling me that?
02:45I think you have me confused with someone else.
02:48I'm Liz.
02:52Right.
02:53It's a pleasure to meet you, Liz. I'm Troy.
02:56Now if you'll excuse me for just a minute.
03:00Hey, new girl.
03:01A word of advice?
03:03Put your tongue back in your mouth.
03:07Those two wouldn't waste a second on someone with that top or shoes and face.
03:17It's her. It's Victoria.
03:19I can't believe you didn't say anything this second.
03:22God, even her blood smells the same.
03:24Now we can finally stay away from her.
03:27What?
03:29This is the only way we can protect her.
03:32Being with me killed her, Troy.
03:35Yeah, being with you.
03:39She deserves to live a long, full life.
03:43One without vampires.
03:48The moment I saw her, I knew I had to let her go.
03:52You let her go.
03:54Me?
03:54I'm going after her.
03:56You had your chance with her in the last lifetime and you fucked it up!
04:00This time I'm not letting you get in my way.
04:03She's mine.
04:08Now where were we?
04:09Oh, right.
04:10You said you could use a lab partner?
04:12Preferably one who's totally gorgeous and utterly charming.
04:17I think we've already been assigned.
04:21Could you tell me who James Stepford is?
04:26That'd be my brother.
04:29You said I would never see you again.
04:35Maybe I would hold you there.
04:39And it'll be longer.
04:44You said I would never see you again.
04:56Hi.
05:03Friendly, aren't you?
05:07You know, it's polite to look at someone when they're talking to you.
05:21What do you think you could go for me?
05:27Let me taste you.
05:40What's wrong?
05:42Uh...
05:44I...
05:45Nothing.
05:46It's just...
05:50You're freezing.
05:53Did I ask for you to touch me?
05:54By all means, please...
05:57Keep your distance.
06:09My pleasure.
06:22Hi.
06:23Is this the photo club?
06:25Yes!
06:26Finally another artist in this god-forsaken town.
06:28I'm Rose.
06:29The club's founder, president, and treasurer.
06:31I'm also the next day-in artist.
06:33I'm Liz.
06:35Recent transfer and hopeful member.
06:37Membership granted.
06:39So?
06:40How was the first day?
06:41Anything catch your eye?
06:42Anyone?
06:44Uh...
06:45I met these brothers.
06:47Troy and James?
06:49The Stepfords?
06:50They actually spoke to you?
06:51They don't talk to anyone.
06:53They live in that creepy old mansion up the road, but they totally keep to themselves.
06:56They're freaks.
06:58Gorgeous freaks, but still freaks.
07:00You feel?
07:04Oh my god.
07:06Does New Girl have a crush?
07:09Or two?
07:11No, of course not.
07:12First thing, she's already torn between two brothers.
07:14Okay.
07:15I like a freaky girl.
07:17I can already tell we're gonna be best friends.
07:19Okay.
07:20First things first.
07:21I'm gonna give you a tour.
07:22And then we'll get down to the business of love.
07:24Pro tip.
07:25You should get one of them to model for you.
07:27The key to every man's heart is through his ego.
07:30Okay.
07:32Hello?
07:35Gretchen!
07:35I survived my first week!
07:42Want Gretchen?
07:45Hello?
07:47Want Gretchen?
07:52What?
07:55Want Gretchen?
08:06James!
08:09What are you?
08:11How do you know where I live?
08:12What are you doing here?
08:14I had a bad feeling.
08:16You had a bad feeling that my aunt was killed?
08:18I don't understand.
08:19What's important is that you're not safe here.
08:26Hey.
08:27Hey.
08:29Hey, you're okay.
08:32You're okay.
08:34Were you close?
08:36I only met her a few days ago, but...
08:39She's the only family I had left.
08:42I'm alone.
08:47You're not alone.
08:50Liz, you need to listen to me.
08:51You need to get out of here.
08:53I'll call the police.
08:54They're gonna-
08:54Get out of here where?
08:56Where am I supposed to go?
08:59Our house.
09:00You'll spend the night with us.
09:03Troy?
09:04What, did you call him or something?
09:06She is not coming to our place.
09:08What?
09:09You wanna just leave her here?
09:10Fresh meat for whoever?
09:12Whatever did that?
09:15I told you.
09:17We have to stay away.
09:19Then what were you doing holding her?
09:22Look, I don't give a shit what you do.
09:24I'm not leaving her again.
09:27Move.
09:30Please.
09:31Just until the police get this sorted out.
09:34We can protect you, Liz.
09:39Are you sure?
09:42You live here?
09:43I'm sure.
09:58I'm sure.
10:04You live here?
10:08You live here.
10:09It's beautiful.
10:11And it suits you.
10:15Make yourself at home.
10:24What happened?
10:25Are you hurt?
10:26I'm fine.
10:27It's just a cut.
10:36Um...
10:36Guys, are you okay?
10:42Don't.
10:51Don't.
10:55I don't know why we brought you here.
10:57Well, sorry my aunt's death is such an inconvenience for you.
11:00Seriously.
11:02What's your problem?
11:05You are my problem.
11:07What did I do to you?
11:09Why do you hate me so much?
11:31Better.
11:38For the record.
11:40I never said I hated you.
11:45Just...
11:48You never survived me.
11:56I'm a lot stronger than I looked.
12:04I can't.
12:06You need to go.
12:10Go!
12:20Go!
12:44Some day, huh?
12:47Some fucking day.
12:49Okay.
12:51I think I know how to take your mind off it.
12:54Come on.
13:11Wanna try?
13:13Yeah.
13:19Let it burn.
13:20Here.
13:22Allow me.
13:23Right there.
13:27Okay.
13:29Yes.
13:30Lower.
13:32There you go.
13:35Now.
13:36Let go.
13:41Are you fucking kidding me?
13:47I can smell their blood on your breath.
13:49Fucking hypocrite.
13:50You tasted her.
13:52Did you tell her what we are?
13:54No.
13:55And I don't plan on it.
13:57Well, I think she deserves to know.
14:07Stop!
14:08I'm calling an ambulance.
14:11Oh.
14:13What the hell are you doing?
14:14We have to get him to the hospital.
14:15You're such an asshole.
14:18Calm down, alright?
14:19I'm okay.
14:20Hey.
14:21Liz.
14:24Stop.
14:26Look.
14:33What?
14:39But...
14:42How?
14:45James and I are...
14:46We're different.
14:51What are you?
14:53Something dangerous.
14:56You wouldn't hurt me.
14:58I could break you.
15:02I'm not scared of you.
15:08How about now?
15:12You're...
15:13You're...
15:14You're...
15:14I'm a vampire.
15:19We both are, sweetheart.
15:22This isn't real.
15:23It can't be.
15:24I know we look awfully dreamy, but...
15:26We're real as can be.
15:30Wanna touch?
15:32Whoever killed your aunts was a vampire, too.
15:35They made it look like a wild animal attack.
15:38Or...
15:39That's where the police will think.
15:42But...
15:43Why hurt?
15:48You'll have to stay with us till we find out.
15:51We'll keep you safe.
15:56Are...
15:57Are you going to bite me?
15:58Never.
15:59Only if you ask very nicely.
16:02Don't you fucking dare.
16:09Don't worry.
16:10We won't leave your side, alright?
16:12I promise.
16:34Everyone's staring.
16:36Should we give them a show?
16:39Absolutely not.
16:41Excuse me.
16:43I...
16:44Best friend business.
16:48It's okay.
16:49I'll see you in class.
16:58Oh my gosh.
16:59I am so sorry about your aunt.
17:01I mean, a freak wild animal accident?
17:03What the fuck?
17:04Are you okay?
17:06You shouldn't be here.
17:07You should be at home.
17:07Home's not really an option right now.
17:09I'm staying with the Stepfords while I just...
17:12What?
17:13Yeah.
17:14Because...
17:15You know, I didn't want to stay there alone.
17:16So the Stepfords said I had to...
17:17I could stay with them.
17:19Excuse me?
17:19Are you telling me you're smack dab in the middle of a love triangle between two brothers?
17:25RIP Aunt Gretchen.
17:27But damn, girl!
17:29That's not...
17:34I don't think they see me like that.
17:38Um...
17:38I think they do.
17:40Two sexy ass brothers competing over the same girl.
17:43I bet they fight over who takes you to Saints and Sinners this Friday.
17:47Hopefully with their shirts off.
17:49Wait, what's Saints and Sinners?
17:50Biggest party of the year!
17:52Everybody goes, and I have a feeling you'll be there with a devil on each shoulder.
17:59You've been getting closer, the back of my head.
18:04Trying to see what's in it.
18:06So I'll let you in.
18:14That's not really neat.
18:14I love them.
18:17Okay!
18:18I'll let you in.
18:22Keep her in.
18:28That's what you want.
18:30Let us know.
19:04Shouldn't you be asleep?
19:06Right back at you.
19:11Creature of the night.
19:12Remember?
19:15Well, I can't sleep in this house.
19:20It's old and creaky.
19:24And...
19:26And I'm scared, alright?
19:35I could stay with you.
19:43Just until you fall asleep.
20:06Can you stop staring?
20:08I'm watching over you.
20:09It's creepy.
20:12It comes with the territory.
20:16So, how do you, like...
20:20You know...
20:24Feed?
20:32Well, that depends on the vampire.
20:36See, my brother and I, we typically own animals.
20:42So, you don't like...
20:44Eat people?
20:45No, we don't like to eat people.
20:49We feed.
20:50We don't...
20:51Kill.
20:55Plus...
20:56Feeding's about...
20:57More than just taking.
20:59It's about...
21:01Giving.
21:01Too.
21:03You can be quite...
21:06Pleasurable.
21:07For both parties.
21:10Really?
21:12How so?
21:24I'm hungry for you.
21:31Didn't anyone ever tell you not to tease a predator?
21:48You need to sleep.
21:50Wait.
21:52Could you hold me?
21:57I thought I was freezing.
22:00I run hot.
22:10I'm going out of my mind.
22:14I'm going out of my mind.
22:15In the night, when you feel the light.
22:19I'm going out of my mind.
22:32I'm going out of my mind.
22:54In the night, I'm going out of my mind.
22:58In the night, I'm going out of my mind.
23:00I'm going out of my mind.
23:10James? Troy?
23:20Hey, good morning.
23:23I made you breakfast.
23:24Uh, pancakes and eggs and bacon and garlic sausage and hash browns and...
23:30Wait, garlic sausage?
23:31Oh, that's a myth.
23:32Sun doesn't hurt either.
23:34Wooden's take to the heart, however, will kill us.
23:38Good to know.
23:39Oh, yeah?
23:40You know we're also, like, super strong, right?
23:45Want to see how far I can throw you?
23:47Don't you dare.
23:49I'm coming for you.
23:49No.
23:59I'm sorry, I, uh...
24:02Don't worry about it.
24:04Eat up.
24:05I gotta go catch my breakfast.
24:21What's all this?
24:25Troy made it for me.
24:27You said he went out to hunt.
24:29You can join him if you want.
24:30I'll be fine.
24:33I'm not leaving you.
24:36Aren't you hungry?
24:41Starving.
24:44You said it feels good, right?
24:47To bite me?
24:56You can if you want.
25:16Oh, my God!
25:18Troy!
25:19So much for staying away!
25:20Okay.
25:23I didn't do anything.
25:24And neither were you.
25:27Stop!
25:28Let him go!
25:29She deserves to live a long, healthy, human life this time!
25:34This time?
25:36You want a fellow to be my guest?
25:38But I'm not gonna...
25:45Is that...
25:46She's here.
25:47Oh.
25:50Let's get upstairs.
25:52What?
25:53Go!
25:56Oh, boy.
26:00Mommy's home!
26:03Do you miss me?
26:05You're not our mother!
26:08Mother maker.
26:09What's the difference, pet?
26:12What are you doing here, Helena?
26:14So, you boys, you think I can't feel you falling in love all over again?
26:19I'm your creator.
26:21You can't hide from me.
26:25Where is she?
26:30Where is she?
26:33Where's Victoria?
26:36She's not here.
26:39I know she's here.
26:41She reeks.
26:43Like her aunt.
26:44You killed her.
26:46It was an accident.
26:49I scared her.
26:51She slipped, hit her head, and...
26:54I made a meal of it.
26:57But I was hoping to kill your precious little Vicky.
27:01I would have done it the same day, except...
27:04You showed up before I could.
27:06But hey...
27:07What our second chance is for.
27:11Right?
27:12Over my dead body.
27:14Kind of an empty threat when you're already dead.
27:17Darling.
27:20When I changed you...
27:22All those years ago...
27:24I promised...
27:26To protect you from all manner of danger.
27:30That includes whiny, little reincarnated bitches.
27:37She might look like her, but...
27:40But she doesn't even come close.
27:44She means nothing to me.
27:49Good.
27:50Then you can get rid of her.
27:52And we can be a happy family again.
27:55Won't that be nice?
27:58I let you have your fun.
28:00And I let you roam free and play human.
28:06But it's over now.
28:09You can come home.
28:11To your maker.
28:15I'll let you say your goodbyes in private.
28:21Ta-ta.
28:28Monster!
28:29Liz is Victoria.
28:31This time I'm not letting you...
28:33Relax.
28:34You just needed to buy us some time.
28:37Now Liz, come down here.
28:41Liz!
28:48I thought you needed permission to enter.
28:50Not when it's my fucking house.
28:52So what?
28:52That means you're entitled to everything in it?
28:55That's right.
28:59You're mine.
29:01Now where do you think you're going?
29:03I'm going to the Saints and Sinners party.
29:07Do you not understand that your life is in danger?
29:11What do you care?
29:13I meant nothing to you.
29:27I forbid you from leaving this house.
29:43Go away.
29:46It's just me.
29:48I heard you're under house arrest.
29:50Thought I'd cheer you up.
29:51How's that?
29:52I haven't been to a party in so long.
29:55I was thinking we could...
29:58bust a move.
30:00What was the last time you partied?
30:01The 80s?
30:02Or the 1880s?
30:05How old are you anyways?
30:08Um, I'll be 371 in May.
30:11James has me beat though.
30:12He's 374 years old.
30:14Now come on.
30:15Let's boogie.
30:17James will never let us.
30:20He doesn't need to know.
30:24Hmm.
30:25How is that what you're wearing?
30:28I'm not very sinful, if you ask me.
30:39Allow me?
30:45Wow.
30:47You look devilishly good.
30:53Oh.
30:55Right.
30:56Let's keep the vampire away from the mirror.
30:58Hmm?
30:58So that one's not a man, huh?
31:00There she is!
31:02And with a heaven-sent special guest.
31:05Come on.
31:06Let's party!
31:08Let's party!
31:09Let's party!
31:09Let's party!
31:15Let's party!
31:15Let's party!
31:16Liz, open the door!
31:22Look, I was just trying to keep you safe.
31:26I'm sorry.
31:27Okay?
31:32Liz?
31:35Liz, are you in there?
31:37Liz?
31:44TROY!
31:48TROY!
31:52Son of a bitch.
32:07Okay, so the freak is fun.
32:18I'm gonna get a drink.
32:20I'm gonna get a drink.
32:21Dance with him.
32:25Hey, handsome.
32:27I better dance with the devil.
32:29Hmm?
32:32That's okay.
32:33I'll just go with you.
32:35Sky?
32:39May I?
32:54Thanks for being my date.
32:57Thanks for inviting me.
32:59It's nice getting out of my cage.
33:01My pleasure.
33:05I don't know if you realize this, but you're a really special girl, Liz.
33:11I've been wanting to tell you that for a long time.
33:15We haven't known each other for that long, when you think about it.
33:22There's something I need to tell you.
33:28I'm gonna go get a drink.
33:29You want one?
33:30I'll get you one.
33:41What did I tell you about leaving the house?
33:42Let go of me.
33:44Fucking Troy.
33:45He knows about me.
33:45You're the one who said I deserve to live my life.
33:47Not with him!
33:49Are you jealous?
33:51Are you fucking kidding me?
33:52You're in love with some girl named Victoria.
33:54What do you care about me?
33:55How do you know about Victoria?
33:57Because I heard you.
33:58I don't come close, huh?
34:00Fuck off, then.
34:02Leave me alone, because I deserve someone who wants only me.
34:05Maybe someone like Troy.
34:08You think I don't want you?
34:12It has always only been you.
34:18Show me.
34:54I love you, Victoria.
34:57Now.
34:59Forever.
35:01I love you, James.
35:03Now.
35:04And forever.
35:14It's me.
35:16I'm Victoria.
35:18Do you remember?
35:21How?
35:22I've been having these visions whenever you touch me, and just now, when you kissed me.
35:26I thought they were fantasies, but they're memories, aren't they?
35:31Memories of us.
35:33I don't understand.
35:35Am I a vampire?
35:39You're not a vampire.
35:42But you wanted to be.
35:45Two hundred years ago, we were alone.
35:52And you wanted us to be together.
35:55And you're asking to change you.
36:06But something went wrong.
36:08Victoria!
36:09No!
36:11No!
36:12No, Victoria!
36:14Victoria, no!
36:18You killed me.
36:20It was an accident.
36:22It was an accident.
36:22One that has haunted me for lifetimes.
36:26I vowed that day to find you again, reborn.
36:31I have waited centuries for you.
36:34We were in love.
36:35We were bound to be together.
36:36Why didn't you tell me?
36:37I couldn't let history repeat itself.
36:40As much as I wanted to.
36:41As much as I still want to.
36:47This life is a curse.
36:50It's one that I refuse to subject you to.
36:54You deserve a long life.
36:57And a peaceful death.
37:01And what if I want more?
37:04What if I want to be able to make that decision for myself?
37:08Liz.
37:09We finally have a chance to be together.
37:12After all these years.
37:13And you were just going to keep me in the dark?
37:15How could you?
37:17I can't do this.
37:19I gotta go.
37:20No.
37:21You can't.
37:22It's not...
37:23It's not safe if you say that one more time.
37:25You know...
37:26I...
37:27I just...
37:28I need time to think.
37:50Boy trouble?
37:53That boy you were talking with.
37:54I wouldn't trust him.
37:57With my life.
38:01Right.
38:03Well, thanks for the advice.
38:05But I should...
38:06Go.
38:06Great idea.
38:09I'll come with.
38:11I'll come with.
38:26Rise and shine, sleeping beauty.
38:31What do you want from me?
38:34I want you to leave my boys alone.
38:37I created them to worship me.
38:40Not you.
38:44Victoria.
38:48Please.
38:49Please, let me go.
38:51No can do, sweetheart.
38:53You're baked.
39:02I'm so sweet.
39:08I can see why they like you so much.
39:16That didn't take long, did it?
39:19Great timing.
39:20Now you can watch me kill her again.
39:24Again?
39:25It was you.
39:27To turn a human into a vampire, you need vampire blood.
39:32But did you know that blood root cleanses vampire blood from the body?
39:38So all I had to do was slip the little link in Victoria's mind and let James here handle the
39:46rest.
39:47You took her from me!
39:49You bitch!
39:51Why is she still alive?
39:53I like to play with my friend.
39:57What do you actually want?
40:01You.
40:02I want both of you.
40:06I want us to be a family again.
40:09Mommy and her boys.
40:13You broke my heart.
40:16When you left me, why?
40:20Why?
40:22Because killing is wrong?
40:24Because humans are more than just food.
40:33I have let you deny your true nature long enough.
40:38And I am giving you one last chance.
40:42Come back to me.
40:45Be with me.
40:48Or she dies.
40:58Okay, okay.
41:02Done.
41:05Good boys.
41:08Very good boys.
41:10Now let her go.
41:18Come.
41:24Oh, what did I tell you?
41:29My.
41:32All.
41:33Bye.
41:35Now and forever.
41:39Well, my darlings.
41:43Say your goodbyes.
41:48Goodbye, Leia.
41:59Idiots.
42:00I am thousands of years stronger than you.
42:03What makes you think that you can take me?
42:07Two against one.
42:09Not for long.
42:20You are saved.
42:25Come here.
42:35See?
42:37If I can't have you, no one can.
42:42James, look out!
42:44No!
42:48Look at that.
42:49Two birds.
42:51Two birds.
42:52One stake.
42:58It's all right.
42:59It's all right.
43:00Yes.
43:00No!
43:10Trader.
43:22Liz!
43:23Liz!
43:29Eddie, it's gonna be okay.
43:32We've been here before, haven't we?
43:36I can't lose you again.
43:40You don't have to.
43:43There's no blood for it this time.
43:46You don't want this life.
43:49I want a life with you.
43:53I love you, James.
43:55Now and forever.
44:03Do it, brother.
44:06Return her.
44:07Save her.
44:09You're soulmates in every lifetime.
44:12I see that now.
44:16Do it.
44:18Please.
44:23Come on.
44:24Go on.
44:31You swam so deep into my river.
44:37Your footsteps lead everywhere I go.
44:42I never was a weeper
44:46But I'm still holding on
44:50I know we could have done it better
44:54Thought all the little things that we wanted
44:58I know it was so good together
45:04Still had to let go
45:06Oh, I wish that you had a pull the trigger
45:10Did I keep you waiting long?
45:12I would wait a thousand lifetimes for you
45:34Do you think this is just the honeymoon phase?
45:37Or like, after a hundred years we'll get sick of each other?
45:41Never
45:42An eternity wouldn't be long enough
45:46How many times do I have to tell you vampires have very sensitive hearing?
45:51Keep
45:51Keep it down
45:55Come here
46:04You know I don't dream anymore
46:07But if I did
46:12I'd only dream of you
46:36I'd only dream of you
46:38No
46:40No
46:40No
46:42No
46:42No
46:45No
46:46No
46:46Aren't you glad you found me?
46:48I find you in every lifetime
46:50And if I ever get lost
46:51I find you
46:52And if I ever disappear again
46:54I find you
46:55Now
46:56I have waited centuries for this
46:59I can't wait another minute
47:01I can't wait another minute
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