00:00How the hell are you supposed to tell your wife you don't like her outfit?
00:05I mean, here we are, about to go out to eat with a couple buddies of mine and my cousin
00:10and her husband,
00:11and Sokka looks like Patrick Star's goddamn promiscuous sister, Patty Star.
00:21She's really out here looking like the Pink Power Ranger just entered her hoe face.
00:26Out here looking like the Pink Panther and Kiki Palmer's love child.
00:32Looking like if they made Megan Thee Stallion her own Barbie.
00:36But back to my original question, how do you tell your wife you don't like her outfit?
00:40You don't, under any circumstance.
00:43Even if she does look like a life-size bottle of Pepto-Bismol, you always tell her she looks great.
00:49Hey, baby, ready to go?
00:50Yes, I'm hungry.
00:52Yeah, you would compliment me on my outfit.
00:54I love that outfit.
00:55You do?
00:56Pink is your color.
00:57Really?
00:58Ha ha ha ha.
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