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00:00What the hell is going on here? Who the fuck is she?
00:04Are you blind? She's my girlfriend.
00:06So what the hell was I for the past three years?
00:09You're just a chef that smells like garlic.
00:11I mean, men eat your food, but they dream of my life.
00:17I mean, when was the last time you ever been bothered with me?
00:20You shut your mouth, you tramp!
00:22Hey, that's enough. Evelyn, I've never liked you, okay?
00:27Oh my god, is eating it on the kitchen crease?
00:30Literally just makes me want to throw up right now.
00:33Your restaurant would have tanked ages ago without my menu.
00:36Yeah, but you're useless now.
00:39Because we are a perfect man.
00:45Oh my god, he's still here. Evelyn, you are fired.
00:48I just never want to see you again.
00:50I'm the one firing you two.
00:54Oh my god!
00:57Bitch!
00:59Assholes!
01:08Yes!
01:09Every penny I had, I spent on his stupid restaurant.
01:14No.
01:14I even kept my chef E-identity secret to spare his fragile ego.
01:19And for what?
01:20To be treated like garbage?
01:23Okay.
01:23You are not spending another second on that jerk!
01:28Get up!
01:29Get up! Come on!
01:31Turn around.
01:32The world is your voice.
01:39Stop pouting.
01:41And it's time to play!
01:53I've been searching for you for three years.
01:56Where are you?
01:58Where are you?
02:02Hey!
02:04You good?
02:08You must be a hero.
02:36Do we really get that wild last night?
02:56That asshole, oh Caleb, today is not your lucky day, rot in hell.
03:15Keep the meeting, I'll make it in half an hour.
03:28What the hell did you do to my car?
03:30Oh thank god, he doesn't recognize me.
03:34This is, this is your car?
03:38Look, I am so sorry.
03:41Um, wrong car.
03:43Yeah, classic mix-up.
03:45I'll pay for the damages, just let me come into this.
03:48That'll be 50 grand for a repaint.
03:50Cash or check?
03:5250 grand?
03:53Why don't you just mug me instead?
03:55I don't have time for this.
03:56The cops can deal with this mess, sound good?
03:58Cops, no, no, don't call the cops, don't call the cops!
04:01Hello?
04:01Yeah, I'd like to report property damage.
04:03Please don't call the cops, please don't call the cops!
04:03Hey!
04:07What the hell are you doing?
04:09Go ahead.
04:11Call the cops, I'd love for them to see this.
04:13Oh, was that a threat?
04:13No, no, no, no.
04:15I'm just negotiating.
04:18I'm in a hurry.
04:20Take this off me, and I'll let you go.
04:22And I don't have to pay?
04:23Before I change my mind.
04:25Okay, okay, okay.
04:26Come on.
04:32I might not have the key in it.
04:38Seriously?
04:39We're not going to take these off first?
04:40No time, just follow my lead and do not act weird.
04:46Ah, Mr. Carter.
04:50We are thrilled at the thought of you buying us out, huh?
04:57And who might this be?
04:58This is my personal assistant.
05:01Oh.
05:02Hi.
05:02Hi.
05:07We're doing a little corporate bonding thing.
05:11Okay.
05:13Bonding, huh?
05:14Come on.
05:34That's quite the progressive bonding exercise, isn't it?
05:43Mr. Carter, I paid top dollar for Chef E's exclusive recipe.
05:49I think that would be worth an extra 10 points on the offer, wouldn't it?
05:53Chef E?
05:54That's right.
05:55Carter's been chasing Chef E forever.
05:57This sale is locked.
05:59It's not Chef E's recipe.
06:01What?
06:02I'm sorry.
06:03Mr. Carter, they're pulling a fast one on you.
06:06This is the exact recipe Chef E made at the Culinary Championship.
06:10It's identical.
06:21Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil in this dish.
06:24It kills the fish's natural umami.
06:27And FYI, Chef E doesn't write anything down.
06:29All the recipes live in her head.
06:33If they're only in her head, how would you know?
06:38So what's the deal with you and Chef E?
06:40I am Chef E, dummy.
06:42Just a fan.
06:44God, lucky enough to chat about recipes with her once.
06:46Boss!
06:55It's just a lock, why the entire circus?
06:58I heard you're in handcuffs, so I brought a lawyer.
07:01And a boxman.
07:03And his mentor.
07:04Just in case.
07:06What about that guy?
07:09Oh, I'm just here for the spectacle.
07:16Don't mind me.
07:24I will take a dose.
07:28Okay.
07:29You know, I saved you money back there.
07:32That'll be my compensation.
07:33Fine.
07:34Later.
07:40Boss, who's she?
07:49Cheers, guys.
07:51Cheers.
07:54Oh, God.
07:55Evelyn, I've already fired you.
07:57What are you doing here?
07:58Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation.
08:01I'm taking my 50% share.
08:05Cheers.
08:07Oh.
08:07As if you were there.
08:09Oh.
08:10Oh.
08:11Oh.
08:11Oh.
08:11You're a cane head chef.
08:12Thanks to Caleb.
08:13You were nothing.
08:14I kept my chef-y identity secret to protect your fragile ego, which clearly was wasted on
08:19you.
08:20Okay, so you're pretending to be chef-y when the real prodigy Madeline is right here?
08:27That's seriously hilarious.
08:29Oh, my God.
08:29You're funny.
08:31Oh, how is Evelyn?
08:33Kayla breaks up with you and you go into a full psychotic break?
08:36I mean, behold this face, people.
08:39Scared's kiss from Burnham into sterility.
08:41I mean, who would get excited about this package?
08:43We should beat it now, because my garbage can, I'm wanting to take trash like people.
08:47Okay, now about this.
08:49Let's not let this psycho spoil our day.
08:53Madeline, darling.
08:53Me?
08:56Will you marry me?
08:58Oh, my God.
09:01I wasn't expecting this.
09:02Yeah, I do.
09:13See, Evelyn?
09:16Caleb clearly loves me, so he can stop obsessing over him.
09:19What?
09:21Congratulations.
09:22You snagged an absolute gem.
09:24Hmm.
09:24You know, my new guy is hotter, richer, and way more impressive.
09:29Verit counts.
09:30Hey.
09:32What are you implying?
09:33Evelyn, did you really invent a boyfriend to make yourself feel better?
09:36Right.
09:37I mean, if he's real...
09:38Where is he?
09:39Show us.
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41Fantastic.
09:42Where do I magically whip up a boyfriend?
09:45From my rib?
09:46This is sad.
09:48Caleb rejects her, so she comes up with this pathetic story.
09:51Aw.
09:52You know what?
09:53Evelyn, just...
09:55Just go with me.
09:56I mean, at this point, you're just humiliating yourself.
09:57I mean, I'm sorry for you.
09:58You know what?
09:59Why don't you use that cash for some, um, therapy?
10:06He's right there.
10:11Mr. Carter, what's Carter Group's strategy this year?
10:13We're acquiring 10 premium restaurants to establish.
10:29Flex TV.
10:31B.
10:31Part 4.
10:31B.
10:32T.
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