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00:08on the blood side still fits i was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again there he is
00:17welcome back thank you sir happy to be here ready to ace my second chance it's just
00:24for the longs of these necessary you fell as far as you could without getting bounced
00:29you have to earn your way back to short sleeves i know it's a bummer but i'm excited to have
00:34you
00:34back on patrol for a little while so what's happening am i riding solo or are you pairing
00:42me with someone it's it's not really my call to make but you know the answer i should really let
00:49time tell you but you won't because ucs have a blood bond of honesty that will last until the
00:55apocalypse so spill it i'm just the messenger i don't understand well you won't be riding
01:02with me anymore then who you're gonna be training pen are you kidding not only do i have to go
01:07back into the suck that is uniformed police work not only do i have to walk a high wire act
01:12of
01:12perfection every minute of the day for the next six months i'm getting paired with a training
01:17officer so legendarily can tinker as she makes tim bradford look like mr rogers i'm getting
01:21stuck with a texas lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons yes yes
01:39and you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today he said those actual words yes even
01:45the last time it took him over a week to order the parts hey i put the fear of god
01:50okay he'll be
01:52done by fire luna my savior room 314 is imploding of course it is i knew we were in trouble
01:59as soon
01:59as the third estranged child showed up i prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the
02:06rest of them i'm sure they'll get right on that i don't think we met right oliver ashton this is
02:13my
02:13husband wade nice to meet you good to meet you i don't think i've seen you around here before
02:18just started a couple months ago spent the last five years working for doctors without borders
02:22noble that's nothing compared to what you do every day i'm doing assessments at 314 asked for me
02:28telling him i got carried off by a twister
02:34um nice guy he makes us all look like underachievers
02:38thank you for the ride and for taking my car in which you should probably go do now or else
02:43he's
02:43gonna blame us for not getting it finished today
02:46so
02:48so
03:03so
03:04so
03:04so
03:19listen nolan and i have thoughts on how to train miles going forward
03:22keep him you both had your chance
03:23neither
03:24what are you gonna tell me that i don't already know he's a cowboy because he's insecure that that
03:28was clear to some of us on day one now he is a hot mess who's gonna hit the street
03:33so scared to
03:34make a mistake that he will panic freeze the second the adrenaline hits so no i i will chart my
03:40own course thank you
03:44i think she's got it
03:45i think she's got it handled
03:50morning
03:52what
03:53i said good morning did you mean to get off here
03:55um
03:57no
03:58task force floor i'm sorry i'm just a little distracted
04:01everything okay
04:03yeah yeah
04:05i don't know
04:08i found this in luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses
04:12that doesn't necessarily mean anything
04:14no of course not
04:15i'm sure it doesn't mean anything
04:18yeah
04:19yeah just um
04:20you ever just
04:22never mind
04:26sir if i may
04:28there's two paths you can take here the first is
04:31talk to your wife
04:32odds are there's a very simple explanation
04:35the second is
04:38you know snoop
04:39i highly recommend the first
04:42thank you
04:51just had to see me or is there a problem
04:53your mom
04:55now what did she do
04:56what have you not been following our group chat
04:59no i muted that thing the second you set it up for the three of us
05:02tim
05:02i know i have a problem with communication
05:04this is not funny
05:05your mom has texted us eleven times in the past hour and you're being radio silent so i have to
05:10answer
05:11no you really don't
05:13what
05:13you don't
05:14it's not your job to fill the silence
05:15in fact the sooner you stop the sooner she'll abandon the thread and stop sending blurry pictures of relationship quizzes
05:22from ancient cosmo magazine she has lying around
05:24so you are following the thread
05:28i may have seen one or two
05:30mm-hmm
05:30i'll text her
05:31okay
05:32it's not your way to carry
05:33she's my mom
05:34okay
05:35thank you
05:36yeah
05:37i'll ask
05:37mm-hmm
05:44oh howdy detective harper
05:47i want to say how thrilled i am to be training with you
05:49you want your nickname to be asked yes sir
05:51no ma'am
05:52then rethink your approach
05:54yes ma'am
05:59so what is your goal for the next six months of training
06:02learn from my mistakes
06:03try not to get myself in situations i can't handle
06:06so play it safe
06:09i'm one screw up away from getting bounced
06:11what am i supposed to do
06:23okay
06:23okay so here's how today is gonna go
06:27you are the teal
06:29i am the rookie
06:30i don't understand
06:31you will teach me the job as if i were a day one rookie
06:34and take the lead on every call we get and at the end of shift i will decide whether you
06:39are worth my effort
06:40yes ma'am
06:41or should i say boot
06:44i'm just gonna stick with ma'am
06:46okay
06:48well this is nice
06:50you know back together again
06:51without the pressure being evaluated
06:53you know i can really let my freak flag fly
06:58no no not not not that i have one
07:01like a freak flag
07:02like no no hidden freak agenda over here
07:05uh-huh
07:05yeah
07:06don't worry
07:06there's freak rits safe with me
07:08wait what
07:10oh i see
07:11no no but seriously i have no freak rits
07:147-1-15-2-11 at 4-7-1-6-3 san vicente
07:18copy that show us responding
07:20hit it super freak
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07:47no
07:51Police!
08:04Police!
08:05Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?
08:11We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in,
08:14stole all of our equipment, and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the tie.
08:20It's called Dropout TV.
08:22We do shows based around improv comedy.
08:25I own the company.
08:26Oh, there he goes.
08:26He owns the place.
08:27He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:30Jacob, I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful.
08:35Sorry.
08:36No.
08:36Sorry.
08:37We won't.
08:38Right, I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them separately.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:43And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:47All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow, okay, yeah.
08:51I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
08:58Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at the studio when
09:01the crime occurred.
09:02Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.
09:03You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime.
09:06I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said it wasn't a suspect.
09:10Okay, you're making me nervous.
09:12I did the crime.
09:12No, I didn't.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:14Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today.
09:16I probably did some of my best, most important work of my career.
09:19My Dame Judy butthole bit?
09:21Killed.
09:21Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean, like, hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.
09:31I'm here to rob your place.
09:32Or, or maybe he was, uh, uh, an Appalachian hillbilly with a sinus infection.
09:38I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first?
09:41No.
09:41Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this.
09:45Like, which version is funnier?
09:46A guy who is trying to give a eulogy but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:54And don't answer yet.
09:55I have to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who, uh, who has really bad anxiety.
10:02I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.
10:05Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:07The suspect's license plate?
10:08No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:10Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.
10:15And then I start a dropout TV.
10:16What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi, I don't know how helpful this is,
10:21but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet when they were robbing the control room.
10:25Wait, I know you.
10:26No, uh, you're the drone kid.
10:28Dax, Dan.
10:28Dash, but close enough.
10:30He let you use the drone?
10:31He straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:37Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?
10:39We had an HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to L.A.
10:48My mom always wanted to be a hand model, which is going as well as you would expect.
10:51So I got a part-time job with these lunatics lovely people while, uh, I wait to graduate high school.
10:56For a suspect, Mark Wyatt has priors.
10:59Assault and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time, what would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it.
11:04I feel like if someone were to do that, it's too much fun.
11:07We're going to go pick him up, and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:14Aw.
11:18Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
11:25Why'd you do that?
11:28This is my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner and not just wait
11:32for dispatch calls.
11:34I guess.
11:35When evaluating a rookie, a training officer wants to see how they respond to different scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, the calls they choose can be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect just abandoned his car on freeway.
11:49He's shooting!
11:50Watch out!
11:50He's running!
11:51The flip parachute heading east on Benedict!
11:53Add us to that call.
11:54Mm.
11:59Training, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04A shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond.
12:09As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings in the hot
12:14sun for the next five hours.
12:18Right.
12:18I mean, uh, good answer.
12:21Let's look for a closer call.
12:23All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:262-11 in progress.
12:27Bank robbery, hot damn.
12:28We're taking that one, right?
12:28Yes, sir.
12:30Although.
12:30Although what?
12:32A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes.
12:37And given our proximity and the units that are closer, it might be prudent to focus on the bank robber's
12:43possible escape route and intercept.
12:46In case they manage to get away before police arrive.
12:50Smart.
12:50So the route they would take to escape would be?
12:53They would head for the 10-1-10 freeway exchange and try to get lost in the chaos up by
12:58San Francisco's traffic.
12:59Which means that they would have to drive up?
13:01Georgia Street.
13:01Georgia Street.
13:06Georgia Street.
13:10Georgia Street.
13:14Georgia Street.
13:15Georgia Street.
13:15Georgia Street.
13:19Georgia Street.
13:20Georgia Street.
13:21Georgia Street.
13:21Georgia Street.
13:22Georgia Street.
13:22Georgia Street.
13:23Georgia Street.
13:24Georgia Street.
13:25Georgia Street.
13:27Georgia Street.
13:28Georgia Street.
13:29I think she's home. I think she's dying.
13:32Thanks.
13:34I think she's dying.
13:41Here we have two GSW victims.
13:43Patient number one GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen.
13:45Now grossly descended and firm.
13:47Critically unstable. Recommend OR stat.
13:50I'll stay with them.
13:50Sounds right. You investigating this one?
13:52No, we are.
13:54That is sweet. But you are the hot shot detective.
13:57I'm just a lowly patrol officer.
13:59You're still a detective.
14:01But I get your point.
14:03Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:05Uh, no. I didn't realize there was one.
14:07Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.
14:10Their robber disappeared when the shooting started,
14:12must have laid low as the other two escaped,
14:14then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.
14:16We're pulling security footage now.
14:17Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.
14:21How's your rookie?
14:23I don't know yet.
14:24You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:27What? I was looking forward to it.
14:29He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla.
14:31You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
14:34Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss,
14:35and you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse, fire you.
14:42Oh, Lieutenant.
14:43Hey. Um, you all right?
14:45I mean, other than the uniform.
14:47Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.
14:49Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery.
14:52You here to see Luna?
14:53Yeah, I'm on. Take her out to lunch.
14:55Oh, that's sweet.
14:57Oh, yeah. Excuse me.
15:06Luna.
15:08Hey, what are you doing here?
15:10Thought I'd take my wife to lunch.
15:12Oh, that's so sweet.
15:13But Oliver is about to do his assessments and I accompany in case any patient advocate questions come up.
15:19You can join us, but it's gonna be a lot more bodily fluids than a normal person wants to see
15:24in a day.
15:24You'll be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
15:27Good point.
15:29I shouldn't be too late. Why don't we go to dinner?
15:33I'll make a date you can't keep.
15:34I can keep it.
15:36Sure.
15:36Yes.
15:37All right, good.
15:38It really was sweet you came to take me to lunch.
15:42Um, look, Luna, um...
15:46Hey, we need help.
15:48Let me guess. You're glued together.
15:50You say that like it happens a lot?
15:51More than you know.
15:53Did you drive here like that?
15:54Well, we didn't take the bus.
15:56Hey, I can't help but to notice by the positioning of your hands that you were engaged in a domestic
16:03dispute gone sticky.
16:05No, no, no, no.
16:06Um, she was just caressing my face.
16:09Why you choked her?
16:11Uh, not all choking is non-consensual.
16:13Huh.
16:14I'm gonna go get the doctor.
16:16Wait, wait, um...
16:18Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
16:21I wish that I could.
16:51Why can't you just come in here?
16:52Because I'm mad at you.
16:53It's not enough that I have a busy day I have to run damage control on your dysfunction.
16:58I was trying to take my mom off your plate.
16:59By telling her to not contact me?
17:02I want to have a relationship with your mother, but not whatever this has become.
17:06All right, I'll text her.
17:07No.
17:08Hey, come on.
17:09Please.
17:09Call her.
17:10Today.
17:11Okay?
17:11An actual human conversation.
17:17Later.
17:22I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday.
17:24How convenient timing, given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning.
17:30Convenient is such lazy framing.
17:33The universe is an infinitely complicated place.
17:36You know, you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible.
17:39The sheer amount of things happening on a single day, number in the sextillions.
17:44Okay, that's a made-up number.
17:46No, it's not.
17:47A sextillion is a thousand trillion.
17:49And given that the world is populated with over eight billion people, I'm probably way
17:54underestimating.
17:57No, I'm definitely underestimating.
17:59There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world.
18:02It's over one per billion per person.
18:06So given that scale, me losing a wallet, a criminal picking it up, and then dropping
18:10it at a crime scene isn't unlikely.
18:13Statistically, it's almost a given.
18:15Oh, we're still gonna put you in the lineup and see if the victims can identify you.
18:19That's fair.
18:21How many of that quintillion?
18:24A quintillion insects are spiders?
18:27Oh, at least a quadrillion.
18:29There's 53,000 species.
18:31They're on every continent except Antarctica.
18:33We might have to move to Antarctica.
18:35Not today though, right?
18:36No.
18:37Today we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.
18:48Hmm, it's just like the movies.
18:50With as much diversity.
18:52Check test.
18:54All right, we are about to show you a lineup of six men.
18:57The person or persons involved in the robbery may or may not be among them.
19:02Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually if you recognize anyone.
19:06But do not compare notes and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.
19:11Do you understand?
19:11Yes, Daddy.
19:15Okay, the guy that's number one looks like a tech bro that speaks about himself in the third person and
19:19he probably kisses his immediate family on the nose.
19:22Smoochie!
19:23Okay, wait, but number three is sort of getting like, hey, I'm Chad, I completely misunderstood the message at Fight
19:28Club and I don't understand why my Native American Halloween costume is so offensive.
19:31Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights chugging beer loaded with protein powder.
19:36Stop drinking a load if your two snakes are in the house.
19:39Okay guys, let's try to focus.
19:41I mean, this should be fairly easy.
19:42Uh, do you guys recognize anyone or not?
19:45Well, they were all wearing masks, but these guys are the same basic size.
19:49You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us.
19:53Yeah.
19:55Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
20:00Shut up and get on the ground.
20:02Okay.
20:02I'm impressed with the performance.
20:03Could use a little more pizzazz.
20:05I don't want to give a line read, but there's like a hundred guys in LA that could do a
20:08better job than that.
20:09So, question, can you just sort of make them say whatever you want?
20:12No, they're only going to say what was said at the robbery.
20:16You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
20:18Contestant number one, can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech from the fugitive?
20:21No, contestant number one.
20:23Suspect number one, you do not have to do that.
20:25I would like it if you did.
20:26Don't ask it.
20:27I would like it if you did.
20:28I'll do it.
20:29Yes.
20:29I love the fugitive.
20:32Floor's all yours.
20:34What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station,
20:39residence,
20:41warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.
20:46He's really good.
20:47That's really good.
20:48Bravo.
20:52Can we see a chemistry rate between four and two?
20:54Okay, okay, okay.
20:56Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery?
20:59I mean, if we say yes, can we get them to say more weird stuff?
21:02No.
21:03Can we make them kiss?
21:03Ooh, can we make them kiss?
21:04Can we see a kiss between four and two?
21:06That would equal six.
21:07Ooh.
21:10It's odd.
21:11Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone.
21:13Do you remember the brand you used?
21:14Nope.
21:15Yes.
21:17I think it was like an acetone-resistant blend.
21:22Heavy-duty stuff.
21:23Yeah.
21:24Can't really remember the exact name.
21:26Well, surgery is a last resort, but without identifying the exact adhesive you use, I'm not sure how else to
21:31proceed.
21:31Can someone go by your house and get it?
21:33Uh, no.
21:35Not really.
21:36I'm happy to do it.
21:37Give me your address.
21:37No.
21:38That's not necessary.
21:39It's super nice, though.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:40The nicest.
21:42But we just, we couldn't ask that of you.
21:44Listen up.
21:44You are glued to my wife.
21:46The only person I'm supposed to touch her this long is me.
21:49So give me your address.
21:51Unless there's something at your house you don't want me to see.
21:56Something that has to do with this, perhaps?
21:58Uh, I swear, I don't know what that is.
22:01It's a firing pin for a handgun.
22:03Oh, my God.
22:04Crazy.
22:05The question is, why are the two of you covered with them?
22:14So, Finley is out of surgery.
22:15We should be able to talk to her soon, but the, uh, the girlfriend, Ava, she died on the table.
22:21Damn.
22:22Hard way to learn not to rob a bank with the former Green Beret working as a security guard.
22:27Yeah.
22:28Hey, as my rookie, shouldn't you be doing the paperwork?
22:34Yeah.
22:35Had to give it a shot.
22:36Mm-hmm.
22:36All right, I requested an officer to come watch over Finley.
22:39We should get back out on patrol.
22:40Actually, we have been asked to take a first run at interviewing Finley.
22:44Lopez is tied up with the feds, combing through bank footage, trying to figure out how the third robber escaped.
22:49And as our former partner, future partner, yeah, um, she trusts your detective skills.
22:55Exactly.
22:56And unfortunately for you, I still need my T.O. to show me how it's done.
23:02Not to break the fourth wall here, but you're a literal expert at interrogating suspects, and I'm not.
23:09Only way to become an expert is to do the work.
23:12And as someone whose instincts are to turn everything up to an 11, I am curious to see how you
23:18handle something that requires nuance and delicacy.
23:29Hey.
23:30Hey.
23:30How long has she been awake?
23:32A couple of minutes.
23:33Anyone tell her about her partner?
23:35I know I didn't.
23:38Can I ask you one question?
23:39Sure.
23:41What's the worst mistake I can make in there?
23:44Don't make it a competition.
23:46You versus her.
23:47You guys are on the same side.
23:49Yes, ma'am.
23:49Got it.
23:50Thanks.
23:55Finley?
23:56I'm Officer Penn.
23:57This is Detective Harper.
23:59We brought you in.
24:00Yeah, I remember.
24:03Josefa, no one will tell me.
24:06I'm sorry, but she didn't survive the surgery.
24:09She had lost too much blood.
24:14No.
24:16No.
24:17Why did he have to shoot her?
24:19He didn't have to shoot her.
24:21Our guns weren't real.
24:22But they looked real.
24:24People were terrified.
24:27That's not fair.
24:28She only did it because of me.
24:35Why?
24:36I've seen your history.
24:37I've seen your history.
24:37It's spotless.
24:38I couldn't even dream of getting into Stanford.
24:42Be grateful.
24:44You want to know why we robbed that bank?
24:48I am $200,000 in debt.
24:51And that's after spending the last three years trying to pay off the loan.
24:54It's higher now.
24:55It's higher now than it was when I started.
24:57What hope did we have at a happy life together?
25:01Working two jobs just to barely stay above water.
25:05Listen, I get it.
25:07I lived in my car until a few months ago.
25:09Debt is no joke.
25:10And it could impact how the DA's office decides to prosecute you.
25:16But if you want any hope or leniency, any,
25:19you need to tell us who your other partner was in the robbery.
25:22It was just me and Ava.
25:23We know that there was a third person that got away.
25:26We're gonna find them eventually.
25:27But you have an opportunity to help yourself here.
25:30I strongly urge you take it.
25:33I don't deserve help.
25:35Dave is dead because of me.
25:44Hey, what are you doing here?
25:46Hey, uh, dropout guys made me drive them.
25:47Something about a line-up?
25:49Right, but they left.
25:51Are you kidding?
25:53That's why Sam asked for the minivan keys.
25:56Okay.
25:57Sorry, can your mom pick you up?
25:58Yeah, I can call her.
26:00Did they help you at all with the line-
26:02No?
26:03Stupid question.
26:04Those guys would have gone down with the Titanic
26:06because they were too busy making fun of the orchestra
26:08to get on a lifeboat.
26:09Look, don't take this the wrong way,
26:10but why do you work with those guys?
26:13They pay me surprisingly well.
26:15Uh, Nolan.
26:16Sorry.
26:17Are you free?
26:17Yeah, I can be.
26:18I'll see you later?
26:19Yep.
26:21So, Greg just called.
26:23Uh, Luna is currently glued to a couple
26:25who appears to be manufacturing and selling ghost guns.
26:28The judge just signed off on a warrant for us
26:30to go inside and take a look at their house.
26:32While they remain glued to Luna?
26:33That's gonna have to be our secondary assignment.
26:35Identifying the adhesive they've been using
26:37to assemble the ghost guns
26:38so we can get them all separated.
26:40And who are these people?
26:41Uh, Poppy and Jasper Watterson.
26:44Neither of them have a criminal record,
26:46but at one point or another,
26:48they've both filed restraining orders against each other.
26:50I checked out their social media.
26:51They are both gun enthusiasts,
26:53obviously in a toxic relationship
26:54who share an inability to think things through.
26:56Wow.
26:57Yeah.
26:57Today is an odd one.
26:59Right?
26:59Wait, why?
27:00What's going on with you?
27:01I can't even explain.
27:02Not without crying.
27:03Marez, we're on the move.
27:05Coming.
27:06I, uh, let Mark White go.
27:09His girlfriend corroborated his story
27:11of him losing his wallet yesterday,
27:12and he was very understanding about our confusion
27:15and happy to get his wallet back
27:17once we had it fingerprinted.
27:18Hmm.
27:18Yeah.
27:19Hey, uh, you wanna write with me?
27:20Ooh.
27:21Can I?
27:23Traitor.
27:24Yes.
27:31So did he call his mom?
27:32I don't know.
27:34I don't think so.
27:35I don't have much confidence
27:37that even if he does,
27:38it'll make things better.
27:39Mm-hmm.
27:40Okay, we're coming up to it.
27:43It's...
27:47Oh.
27:48You know what?
27:49Let's, uh, let's black out a little bit.
28:02What's up?
28:03Three guys are moving stuff
28:04out of that greenhouse around the corner.
28:10And by stuff, you mean guns?
28:12Among other things.
28:13So do we wanna go right at them
28:15or try something more subtle?
28:17A little bit of both.
28:20Go.
28:39Whoa.
28:40A Little Star.
28:41On the ground.
28:42Step away from the van.
28:43On the ground.
28:45Arms and legs spread.
28:48That could not have worked out better.
28:56looks like we found our adhesive oh i wouldn't touch that good idea hey guys i got this out
29:01here go inside clear the house nolan sent a photo of the glue thank god oh did he uh
29:09did he see anything else while he was there hey i just got the exact epoxy that he used great
29:23um by the way earlier in the day i found these in the bathroom you wouldn't happen to know who
29:27they belong to would you yeah i've been looking everywhere for these where'd you say you found
29:32them i don't know
29:43finley grandma finley sorry i'm sorry you can't go there you can't go in there the hell i can't
29:49you're gonna have to shoot me to stop me ma'am ma'am hold on one second your granddaughter has
29:53been arrested for a very serious my granddaughter has also been shot and i am the only family
29:58she's got so you are gonna let me into that room yes ma'am we we can do that but
30:03i need you to do
30:04something for me finley can help herself by telling us the truth about what happened finley needs a
30:09lawyer i've got one on the way now let me see her of course but detective harper is gonna pat
30:15you
30:15sit down and hold on to your purse whatever arms up
30:36ava's dead
30:40oh baby i'm so sorry i'm so sorry what's going on uh finley's grandma just got here great i don't
30:50need to make a separate trip when the feds finished processing the prints from the bank one set stood
30:54out although the last bank she robbed was in 1983 get out finley's mama yeah she did a nickel for
31:01it
31:02got out and never robbed another bank until today
31:09mave
31:16it's all my fault they did everything right in life and still they were struggling so much
31:24it wasn't right put your hands behind the back
31:28no please no it wasn't right
31:36no
31:43finally so much better
31:48all right good news is that you're free and this is the bad news all right if you could just
31:56turn around
31:57turn around
31:58hands on your head
32:04hands behind your back
32:06hands behind your back
32:09huh must have missed something
32:12bruh
32:18hey
32:20are you still waiting for your mom
32:21yeah she's busy said she'd get me when she's free she couldn't think of a safer place for me to
32:26wait
32:26okay uh what about your dad
32:28oh he's only break glass in case of emergency
32:30right
32:31well i just finished with an arrest so i i can give you a ride home
32:35great
32:36uh can we go with the lights and the sirens
32:39no but i'll let you use the radio to tell dispatch she has a sexy voice
32:42really
32:43no
32:46is that your mom
32:47no it's sam
32:48where is our equipment you weren't supposed to steal it for real i'm not paying you unless you bring it
32:53back
32:55second text
32:56haha whoops sorry that message wasn't for you please don't share it with anyone
33:01prayer hands emoji
33:03do i need a lawyer
33:05that is your right do you have one
33:07yes
33:08but he only does entertainment law
33:10that's not gonna help you
33:13look not only did you make false statements to police which is punishable by up to six months in prison
33:18but you also endangered yourself and your employees
33:21look i am so sorry we do crazy stunts for our shows all the time i thought i was hiring
33:27actors to play robbers
33:29they were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery and then return all of our stuff a
33:33few hours later
33:34i never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers would attract actual armed robbers
33:42and then i was too embarrassed to say anything and now i fully realize the error of my ways
33:48which is great but it will still be up to the da's office as to whether they want to press
33:53charges
33:53i can't go to jail i couldn't even handle sleepaway camp
33:56look let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you
34:01i'm assuming you have names and numbers
34:03i have their venmos
34:05let's start with that
34:06ok
34:08robber 88
34:09ok
34:09well
34:10i should have seen that one coming
34:26all right what a way to end shift as a thank you paperwork can be turned into the top of
34:31the day tomorrow
34:31i'll even add an hour of ot for those who want to come in early
34:34that's great hey did you call your mother
34:39i'm gonna
34:39i'm gonna
34:40yeah don't we have a
34:40right behind you
34:46i'm sorry
34:47i think i just need to get some closure
34:50that's ok
34:51look why don't we clock out and we'll talk about it at home
34:53ok
34:56i don't know about you but all i'm thinking about is a hot bath and twelve hours of sleep
35:02sounds nice
35:06are you ok
35:10um
35:12i thought uh
35:14i can bruce this in a more delicate way but after the day we had
35:17i think it's better just to come out and say it
35:23is there something going on with you and dr ashton
35:27are you accusing me of cheating
35:29i'm not accusing you of anything
35:32but after seeing the way you two act together and finding his things in your car
35:42that's one more truth
35:47first of all you have to believe me when i say that nothing has happened between us
35:51second of all
35:55i do feel something for him
36:00i wasn't looking for it
36:02in our whole marriage i've never even thought about anyone else but
36:07this past year the world has opened up for me
36:11i finished school i got this job
36:13you met another man
36:14it is not that simple
36:18am i attracted to him
36:20yes
36:21but that doesn't mean that i was planning on acting on it
36:23doesn't mean you weren't
36:25otherwise you would have said that
36:27wait please i'm
36:29i'm trying to be honest and i'm making a mess of it because i don't
36:33i don't really know how i feel
36:35i
36:37if you hadn't confronted me about oliver there's a good chance i would have worked through all of this without
36:42you ever knowing
36:43i do know
36:46it's breaking my heart
36:47it's just
36:55so what you need to tell me
36:57is that whatever it is you feel
37:00for this man
37:02it's over
37:03as of now
37:08and your hesitation gives you my answer
37:10here take this
37:11wait
37:12i need to take a walk
37:14and then what
37:15i don't know
37:27so officially end of shift
37:29did you decide whether or not i'm a lost cause
37:33i wanna hear your thoughts first
37:35okay
37:36well i think i made some real progress today
37:39even though it wasn't close to perfect
37:41stop
37:42you do know not everything is about you
37:44right
37:44i don't wanna hear your own self analysis
37:46i wanna hear what you thought about me
37:48your rookie
37:49oh
37:51can i not do that
37:54alright
37:56i'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer
37:59you have natural instincts
38:01though i can sometimes feel your urge to take over
38:03i appreciate that you don't
38:05your willingness to trust your t.o. and give him a second chance
38:08even when you think you might know better
38:10when you most definitely do
38:12know better
38:14it's admirable
38:17okay thanks
38:19no it's your turn right
38:22wait so what does that mean do i get to stay or should i go home
38:25see you tomorrow
38:33happy birthday
38:36we wanted to do something special to celebrate your first day back on patrol
38:41you guys
38:42you
38:43you are terrible
38:45wonderful people
38:47and i love you
38:48we love you too
38:49and you're gonna get through this
38:50thank you
38:51wow you guys really did not have to do this
38:53but i am glad that you did
38:56it's not something i ever would have thought to celebrate
38:58well to be fair you were not big on festivities of any kind
39:01i only found out when your birthday was because i called your mama
39:03and i am still kind of mad at you for that
39:05me too and so is wesley
39:08i'm not
39:09okay so i assume that this is not just decorations
39:11that there are some sort of sustenance and possible adult beverages
39:15i'm on it
39:16thank you guys for being here
39:19but just to clarify i do want to be in my bed in an hour so
39:23oh yeah we'll be long gone
39:25yeah
39:27okay
39:29all right mom
39:30bye
39:32i did it
39:33it is handled
39:35that took too long to happen easy
39:37is she okay are you okay
39:39yeah no i'm i'm great
39:41okay
39:41actually no it went a lot easier than expected
39:44she understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly
39:47and uh acknowledged that she can get overexcited
39:50doesn't blame you or me
39:51just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone
39:55wow
39:56okay it sounds like it went great
39:58yeah
39:59well what took so long then
40:01we started talking about a lot of other stuff
40:03like what
40:04nosy
40:04come on tell me if you want to tell me
40:07um
40:08work
40:08uh childhood memories
40:12you
40:12you
40:13it was nice
40:15yeah
40:15i bet you guys have a lot to catch up on
40:19yeah
40:20yeah
40:20yeah what she did she told me all about her weekly trips to the farmer's market
40:23she did
40:23oh and she told me all about her friend linda
40:25who uh has been acting like
40:27and this is in my mother's words
40:29it's a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far a press
40:32yeah i heard about linda and honestly i agree with your mother she has to go
41:04how'd you hear about that
41:05with her blue prom suit lying around that would be nice
41:08okay i'm sure i can dig it up from somewhere
41:11wow
41:23hello
41:25i'm in the bedroom
41:29i thought you couldn't be over another week
41:31i moved some things around
41:32are you naked over there
41:34100 percent
41:35with the caveat that i have to go back in 36 hours
41:39we can get a lot done in 36 hours
41:41we can
41:46just one
41:48yes sir is everything all right
41:49no
41:52luna and i are at a bad place
41:57i don't
41:59i don't know what our future looks like
42:01i'm here at the hotel bar where i'll be staying
42:04who knows how long
42:06sounds like you need some company i'll be right there
42:09thanks
42:12maybe not right there
42:13hey john
42:15he won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been in 20
42:18thank you
42:18this is your
42:20hi
42:22hi
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42:32hi
42:34hi
42:54hi
42:55hi
42:59hi
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