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00:08on the blood side still fits i was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again there he is
00:17welcome back thank you sir happy to be here ready to ace my second chance it's just
00:24for the longs of these necessary you fell as far as you could without getting bounced
00:29you have to earn your way back to short sleeves i know it's a bummer but i'm excited to have
00:34you
00:34back on patrol for a little while so what's happening am i riding solo or are you pairing
00:42me with someone it's it's not really my call to make but you know the answer i should really let
00:49time tell you but you won't because ucs have a blood bond of honesty that will last until the
00:55apocalypse so spill it i'm just the messenger i don't understand well you won't be riding
01:02with me anymore then who you're gonna be training pen are you kidding not only do i have to go
01:07back into the suck that is uniformed police work not only do i have to walk a high wire act
01:12of
01:12perfection every minute of the day for the next six months i'm getting paired with a training
01:17officer so legendarily can tinker as she makes tim bradford look like mr rogers i'm getting
01:21stuck with a texas lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons yes yes
01:39and you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today he said those actual words yes even
01:45the last time it took him over a week to order the parts hey i put the fear of god
01:50okay he'll be
01:52done by fire luna my savior room 314 is imploding of course it is i knew we were in trouble
01:59as soon
01:59as the third estranged child showed up i prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the
02:06rest of them i'm sure they'll get right on that i don't think we met right oliver ashton this is
02:13my
02:13husband wade nice to meet you good to meet you i don't think i've seen you around here before
02:18just started a couple months ago spent the last five years working for doctors without borders
02:22noble that's nothing compared to what you do every day i'm doing assessments at 314 asked for me
02:28telling him i got carried off by a twister
02:34um nice guy he makes us all look like underachievers
02:38thank you for the ride and for taking my car in which you should probably go do now or else
02:43he's
02:43gonna blame us for not getting it finished today
02:46yeah
02:46yeah
02:54yeah
02:54yeah
02:54yeah
02:54yeah
02:54yeah
03:04yeah
03:19listen nolan and i have thoughts on how to train miles going forward keep them you both had your chance
03:23nila
03:24what are you gonna tell me that i don't already know
03:26he's a cowboy because he's insecure that that was clear to some of us on day one
03:31now he is a hot mess who's gonna hit the streets so scared to make a mistake that he will
03:36panic freeze
03:36the second the adrenaline hits so no i i will chart my own course thank you
03:44i think she's got it handled
03:50morning
03:52what i said good morning did you mean to get off here
03:55um
03:58task force floor i'm sorry i'm just a little distracted
04:00everything okay
04:03yeah yeah i don't know
04:08i found this in luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses
04:12that doesn't necessarily mean anything
04:14no of course not
04:15i'm sure it doesn't mean anything
04:18yeah yeah just um you ever just
04:22never mind
04:26sir if i may
04:28there's two paths you can take here
04:30the first is
04:31talk to your wife
04:32odds are there's a very simple explanation
04:35the second is
04:38you know snoop
04:39i highly recommend the first
04:42thank you
04:51just had to see me or is there a problem
04:54your mom
04:56now what did she do
04:56what have you not been following our group chat
04:59no i muted that thing the second you set it up for the three of us
05:02tim
05:02i know i have a problem with communication
05:04this is not funny your mom has texted us eleven times in the past hour
05:08and you're being radio silent so i have to answer
05:11no you really don't
05:13what
05:13you don't
05:14it's not your job to fill the silence
05:15in fact the sooner you stop
05:17the sooner she'll abandon the thread
05:19stop sending blurry pictures of relationship quizzes from ancient cosmo magazine she has lying around
05:24so you are following the thread
05:28i may have seen one or two
05:30mm-hmm
05:31i'll text her okay
05:32it's not your way to carry
05:33she's my mom
05:34okay
05:35thank you
05:36yeah
05:37i'll ask
05:37mm-hmm
05:44oh howdy detective harper
05:47i want to say how thrilled i am to be training with you
05:49you want your nickname to be asked yes sir
05:51no ma'am
05:52then rethink your approach
05:54yes ma'am
05:59so what is your goal for the next six months of training
06:02learn from my mistakes
06:04try not to get myself in situations i can't handle
06:06so play it safe
06:09i'm one screw up away from getting bounced
06:11what am i supposed to do
06:23okay
06:23okay so here's how today is gonna go
06:27you are the t-o i am the rookie
06:30i don't understand
06:31i don't understand
06:31you will teach me the job as if i were a day one rookie
06:34and take the lead on every call we get and at the end of shift i will decide whether you
06:39are worth my effort
06:40yes ma'am
06:41or should i say boot
06:44i'm just gonna stick with ma'am
06:46okay
06:46yeah
06:48well this is nice
06:50you know back together again
06:51without the pressure being evaluated
06:53you know i can really let my freak flag fly
06:58no no not not not that i have one
07:01like a freak flag like no no hidden freak agenda over here
07:05uh huh
07:05yeah
07:06don't worry
07:06there's frequent safe with me
07:08wait what
07:10oh i see
07:11no no but seriously i have no uh freak rents
07:14seven on fifteen two eleven at four seven one six three san vicente
07:18copy that show us responding
07:20hit it super freak
07:47police
07:52police
08:04police
08:04police
08:05is it over
08:07yeah why don't you come out where we can see you
08:11we were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in stole all of our equipment
08:16and shot the place up
08:17okay filming what
08:18minion erotica
08:19zach not the time
08:20sorry
08:20it's called dropout tv we do shows based around improv comedy i own the company
08:26oh there he goes he owns the place he owns the place
08:28there's like a weird power dynamic but we're friends but he's our boss
08:30jacob
08:31i act like i'm obsessed with myself
08:33okay can we just stay on track
08:35doubtful sorry no sorry we won't
08:37right i think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them
08:41separately
08:42mm-hmm
08:43and
08:44you can put your hands down
08:45oh thank god
08:46oh
08:47all right in your own words just tell me what happened
08:49wow okay yeah um
08:50i
08:51first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school
08:55okay so where were you when the robbery took place
08:57your honor
08:58let the record show that it could not have been me before i was at the studio when the crime
09:01occurred
09:01oh well this isn't a court room
09:03you're a witness not a suspect
09:05i could have committed the crime i could have been you know like colluding
09:08were you
09:09i thought you said i wasn't a suspect
09:10okay
09:10you're making me nervous
09:11i did the crime no i didn't
09:13i'm panicking i'm panicking
09:14yeah i can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today
09:16i probably did some of my best most important work of my career
09:19my dame judy butthole bit
09:21killed
09:21did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities
09:25yeah when you
09:26say accents
09:27do you mean like
09:28hey i'm a guy
09:29from like
09:30Birmingham
09:31i'm here to rob your place
09:32or
09:32or maybe he was a
09:34uh
09:34an appellation hillbilly with a sinus infection
09:37i promised to answer your question but
09:39can i just ask you something first
09:41no
09:41okay
09:42so i just need like a regular not funny person's opinion of this
09:45like which version is funnier
09:46a guy who is trying to give a eulogy but he's holding in a sneeze
09:50or
09:50a guy who's giving a eulogy but he's being attacked by invisible egrets
09:54and don't answer yet i have to show you
09:55perhaps he was a vampire from down under
09:59who uh
09:59who has really
10:00bad anxiety
10:01i want to suck your blood but i'm a little scared
10:05oh
10:05it's kind of coming back to me
10:07the suspect's license plate
10:08no my dame judy butthole bit
10:09do you mind if i do it real quick so it doesn't escape me
10:12ooh
10:12record me on your body cam and then text it to me
10:15and then i started drop out tv
10:16what was your question again
10:19hey hi
10:20i don't know how helpful this is
10:21but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet
10:23when they were robbing the control room
10:24wait i know you
10:25no uh
10:26you're the drone kid
10:27dax
10:28dan
10:28dash
10:29but close enough
10:30he let you use the drone he straight up told me no
10:33okay well you wanted to film mr reich in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes
10:37am i the only one that went to the hr meeting
10:39we had an hr meeting
10:40i need a background check on mark wyatt
10:43i thought you were moving to vegas with your mom
10:45yeah uh that didn't work out so we moved to la
10:47my mom always wanted to be a hand model which is going as well as you would expect
10:51so i got a part-time job with these lunatics lovely people
10:55while uh i wait to graduate high school
10:56for a suspect mark wyatt has priors
10:59assault and for public nudity
11:01at the same time what would that look like
11:03i've been thinking about it i feel like
11:04no no no
11:05if someone were to do that
11:06all right we're gonna go pick him up and we'll be in touch
11:11lots of luck
11:18um tell me the six rules of a traffic stop
11:25why'd you do that
11:28this is my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner
11:31and not just wait for dispatch calls
11:33yes
11:35when evaluating a rookie a training officer wants to see how they respond to different scenarios
11:40with a rookie who is looking to get into trouble
11:43the calls they choose can be illustrative
11:46armed suspect just abandoning his car on freeway
11:49he's shooting watch out he's running
11:51the flip pursuit heading east on benedict
11:53add us to that call
11:54hmm
11:58training why wouldn't we want to respond to that call
12:01travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes
12:04a shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond
12:08as last arrivals we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings in the hot
12:14sun for the next five hours
12:17right
12:18i mean uh
12:19good answer
12:21let's look for a closer call
12:22all units silent alarm at lincoln bank and trust
12:25211 in progress
12:26bank robbery hot damn we're taking up right
12:28yes sir
12:29although
12:30although what
12:31a thoughtful t.o. might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes
12:37and given our proximity and the units that are closer it might be prudent to focus on the bank robbers
12:43possible escape route and intercept
12:46in case they manage to get away before police arrive
12:50smart
12:50so the route they would take to escape would be
12:53they would head for the 10-110 freeway exchange
12:56and try to get lost in the chaos of los angeles traffic
12:58which means that they would have to drive up
13:01george street
13:13george street
13:18ass! show me ass!
13:23please
13:25please
13:26please help
13:29i think she's dying
13:32please
13:33i think she's dying
13:40here we have two gsw victims patient number one gsw in the left upper quadrant abdomen
13:45now grossly descended and firm
13:47critically unstable recommend or set
13:49i'll stay with them
13:50sounds right
13:51you investigating this one
13:52no we are
13:53that is sweet
13:55but you are the hot shot detective i am just a lowly patroler
13:59officer
13:59you're still a detective
14:00but i get your point
14:02did either of them mention the third bank robber
14:05uh no i didn't realize there was one
14:07yeah security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed
14:10their robber disappeared when the shooting started
14:12must have laid low as the other two escaped then snuck away into the chaos afterwards
14:15we're pulling security footage now hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off
14:21how's your rookie
14:22hmm i don't know
14:24oh yeah
14:24you know you can't bounce him from the program right
14:27what i was looking forward to it
14:29he's not the only one being evaluated nyla
14:31you need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol
14:33firing a rookie will be seen as a loss and you can't give i a reason to punish you more
14:38or worse fire you
14:42oh lieutenant
14:43hey um you all right i mean other than uniform
14:47yeah we caught two bank robbery suspects pen is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery
14:52you here to see luna
14:53yeah i'm on take her out to lunch
14:55oh that's sweet
14:57oh uh yeah
14:59excuse me
15:06luna
15:08hey what are you doing here
15:10thought i'd take my wife to lunch
15:12oh that's so sweet but
15:13oliver is about to do his assessments and i accompany in case any patient advocate questions come up
15:19you can join us but it's gonna be a lot more bodily fluids than a normal person wants to see
15:24in a day
15:24you'll be surprised what a cop sees in a day
15:27good point
15:29i shouldn't be too late why don't we go to dinner
15:33i'll make a date you can't keep
15:34i can keep it
15:36yes
15:37all right good
15:38it really was sweet you came to take me to lunch
15:42um
15:43look luna um
15:46hey we need help
15:48let me guess you're glued together
15:49you say that like it happens a lot
15:51more than you know
15:52did you drive here like that
15:54well we didn't take the bus
15:56hey
15:57i can't help but to notice by the position of your hands
16:00that you were engaged in a domestic dispute gone sticky
16:04no no no no
16:06she was just caressing my face
16:09why you choked her
16:10uh not all choking is non-consensual
16:13huh
16:14i'm gonna go get the doctor
16:15wait wait um
16:18please tell me there is not glue on your hand
16:21i wish that i could
16:51why can't you just come in here
16:52because i'm mad at you
16:53why can't you just come in here
16:54it's not enough that i have a busy day i have to run damage control on your dysfunction
16:57i was trying to take my mom off your plate
16:59by telling her to not contact me
17:01i want to have a relationship with your mother
17:04but not whatever this has become
17:06all right i'll text her
17:07no hey come on please
17:09call her today okay
17:11an actual human conversation
17:21i'm telling you i lost my wallet yesterday
17:24how convenient timing given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning
17:30convenient is such lazy framing
17:32the universe is an infinitely complicated place
17:36yeah you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible
17:39the sheer amount of things happening on a single day
17:42number in the sextillions
17:44okay that's a made-up number
17:46no it's not
17:47a sextillion is a thousand trillion
17:49and given that the world is populated with over eight billion people
17:53i'm probably way underestimating
17:57no i'm definitely underestimating
17:59there's over ten quintillion insects in the world
18:02it's over one per billion per person
18:05so given that scale
18:07me losing a wallet a criminal picking it up
18:10and then dropping it at a crime scene
18:11isn't unlikely
18:13statistically it's almost a given
18:14oh we're still gonna put you in the lineup
18:16and see if the victims can identify you
18:19that's fair
18:21how many of that quintillion
18:25quintillion insects are spiders
18:27oh at least a quadrillion
18:29there's fifty three thousand species
18:31they're on every continent except Antarctica
18:33i might have to move to Antarctica
18:35not today though right
18:36no
18:37today we see if mark loses the lineup lottery
18:48hmm it's just like the movies
18:49with as much diversity
18:52check test
18:54all right
18:55we are about to show you a lineup of six men
18:57the person or persons involved in the robbery
18:59may or may not be among them
19:02afterwards i'm going to ask you individually
19:04if you recognize anyone
19:06but do not compare notes
19:08and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other
19:11do you understand
19:11yes daddy
19:15okay the guy that's number one looks like a tech bro
19:17that speaks about himself in the third person
19:19and he probably kisses his immediate family on the
19:21no
19:22smoochy
19:23okay wait but number three is sort of getting like
19:25hey i'm chad i completely misunderstood the message at fight club
19:29and i don't understand why my native american halloween costume is so offensive
19:31number five looks like he spends his friday nights chugging beer loaded with protein powder
19:36stop drinking alone if your two snakes are in the house
19:39okay guys let's try to focus
19:40i mean this should be fairly easy
19:42uh do you guys recognize anyone or not
19:45well they were all wearing masks but these guys are the same basic size
19:49you know i feel like i might recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us
19:53yeah
19:55number one could you please repeat the phrase
20:00shut up and get on the ground
20:01okay i'm impressed with the performance
20:03you could use a little more pizzazz
20:05i don't want to give a line read but there's like a hundred guys in la that could do a
20:08better job than that
20:08so question can you just sort of make them say whatever you want
20:12no they're only going to say what was said at the robbery
20:16you guys thinking what i'm thinking
20:18contestant number one can you please recite tommy lee jones's speech from the fugitive
20:21no contestant number one
20:23suspect number one you do not have to do that
20:25i would like it if you did
20:26i would like it if you did
20:27i'll do it
20:29yes
20:30i love the fugitive
20:32floor's all yours
20:34what i want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search
20:38of every gas station
20:39residence
20:40warehouse
20:41farmhouse
20:42henhouse
20:43outhouse and doghouse in that area
20:46he's really good
20:47that's really good
20:48bravo
20:51can we see a chemistry read between four and two
20:54okay okay okay
20:55do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery
20:59i mean if we say yes can we get them to say more weird stuff
21:02no
21:02can we make them kiss
21:03ooh can we make them kiss
21:04can we see a kiss between four and two
21:06that would equal six
21:07ooh
21:10it's odd super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone
21:13do you remember the brand you used
21:14nope
21:14yes
21:16i i i think it was like an an acetone resistant blend
21:22heavy duty stuff
21:23yeah
21:23can't really remember the exact name
21:26well surgery is a last resort
21:27but without identifying the exact adhesive you use i'm not sure how else to proceed
21:31can someone go by your house and get it
21:33uh no
21:34not not really
21:35i'm happy to do it give me your address
21:37no that's not necessary
21:39it's super nice though
21:40oh my god the nicest thank you
21:41um but that we just we couldn't ask that of you
21:43listen up you are glued to my wife
21:46the only person i'm supposed to touch her this long is me
21:49so give me your address
21:51unless there's something at your house you don't want me to see
21:56something that has to do with this perhaps
21:58i i swear i don't know what that is
22:01it's a firing pin for a handgun
22:03oh my god
22:04crazy
22:05the question is
22:06why are the two of you covered with them
22:14so
22:14so finley is out of surgery
22:15we should be able to talk to her soon
22:17but the uh
22:17the girlfriend ava
22:19she died on the table
22:21damn
22:22hard way to learn not to rob a bank with the former green beret working as a security guard
22:27yeah
22:28hey as my rookie
22:29shouldn't you be doing the paperwork
22:34yeah
22:34had to give it a shot
22:35mm-hmm
22:36all right i requested an officer to come watch over finley
22:38we should get back out on patrol
22:40actually we have been asked to take a first run at interviewing finley
22:43but lopez is tied up with the feds
22:45combing through bank footage trying to figure out how the third robber escaped
22:49and as our former partner
22:51future partner
22:52yeah um
22:53she trusts your detective skills
22:55exactly
22:56and unfortunately for you i still need my t.o. to show me how it's done
23:02not to break the fourth wall here but you're a literal expert at interrogating suspects
23:06and i'm not
23:09only way to become an expert is to do the work
23:12and as someone whose instincts are to turn everything up to an eleven
23:16i am curious to see how you handle something that requires nuance and delicacy
23:29hey
23:29hey
23:30how long she been awake
23:32couple minutes
23:33anyone tell her about her partner
23:35i know i didn't
23:38can i ask you one question
23:39sure
23:41what's the worst mistake i can make in that
23:44don't make it a competition
23:46you versus her
23:47you guys are on the same side
23:49yes ma'am got it thanks
23:55finley
23:56i'm officer pen
23:57this is detective harper
23:59we brought you in
24:00yeah i remember
24:02joseva
24:03no one will tell me
24:06i'm sorry but
24:07she didn't survive the surgery
24:09she had lost too much blood
24:14no
24:16no
24:16no
24:17why did he have to shoot her
24:19he didn't have to shoot her our guns weren't real
24:22no
24:23but they looked real
24:23people were terrified
24:27that's not fair she only did it because of me
24:34why
24:36i've seen your history
24:37it's spotless
24:38i couldn't even dream of getting into stanford
24:42be grateful
24:43be grateful
24:44you want to know why we robbed that bank
24:48i am two hundred thousand in debt
24:50and that's after spending the last three years trying to pay off the loan
24:54it's higher now than it was when i started
24:57what hope did we have at a happy life together working two jobs just to barely stay above water
25:05listen i get it
25:07i lived in my car until a few months ago debt is no joke and it could impact how the
25:12da's office decides to prosecute you
25:16but if you want any hope or leniency any
25:19you need to tell us who your other partner was in the robbery
25:22it was just me and eva
25:23we know that there was a third person that got away
25:25we're gonna find them eventually
25:27but you have an opportunity to help yourself here
25:29i strongly urge you take it
25:33i don't deserve help
25:35eva's dead because of me
25:44hey what are you doing here
25:45hey uh dropout guys made me drive them something about a lineup
25:48right but they left
25:51are you kidding that's why sam asked for the minivan keys okay
25:56sorry can your mom pick you up
25:58yeah i can call her
26:00did they help you at all with the line
26:01no
26:02stupid question
26:03those guys would have gone down with the titanic
26:06because they were too busy making fun of the orchestra to get on a lifeboat
26:09look don't take this the wrong way but why do you work with those guys
26:13they pay me surprisingly well
26:15uh nolan
26:16sorry
26:16are you free
26:17yeah i can be
26:18i'll see you later
26:19yep
26:19all right
26:21so great just called
26:22uh luna is currently glued to a couple who appears to be manufacturing and selling ghost guns
26:28the judge just signed off on a warrant for us to go inside and take a look at their house
26:31while they remain glued to luna
26:33that's gonna have to be our secondary assignment
26:35identifying the adhesive they've been using to assemble the ghost guns so we can get them all separated
26:40and who are these people
26:41uh poppy and jasper watterson
26:44neither of them have a criminal record but at one point or another they've both filed restraining orders against each
26:50other
26:50i checked out their social media they are both gun enthusiasts obviously in a toxic relationship who share an inability
26:55to think things through
26:56wow
26:57yeah
26:57today is an odd one
26:59right
26:59wait why what's going on with you
27:01oh i can't even explain not without crying
27:03mares we're on the move
27:05coming
27:06i uh let mark white go
27:08his girlfriend corroborated his story of him losing his wallet yesterday and he was very understanding about our confusion and
27:15happy to get his wallet back once we had it fingerprinted
27:17hmm
27:18yeah
27:18hey uh you wanna write with me
27:20ooh
27:20can i
27:23traitor
27:31let's
27:31so did he call his mom
27:32i don't know i don't think so i don't have much confidence that even if he does it'll make things
27:38better
27:39mm-hmm
27:40okay we're coming up to it
27:42it's
27:47oh
27:48you know what let's uh let's black out a little bit
27:50okay
27:52okay
28:02what's up
28:03three guys are moving stuff out of that greenhouse around the corner
28:10and by stuff you mean guns among other things
28:13so do we want to go right at them or try something more subtle
28:17a little bit of both
28:35and on the ground
28:37that's going to be a big joke
28:38you don't want to try it
28:38i love you
28:40on the ground
28:41step away from the van
28:43on the ground
28:44arms and legs spread
28:49that could not have worked out better
28:56looks like we found our adhesive oh i wouldn't touch that good idea hey guys i got this out here
29:02go inside clear the house nolan sent a photo of the glue thank god oh did he uh did he
29:09see
29:09anything else while he was there hey i just got the exact epoxy that he used great
29:23um by the way earlier in the day i found these in the bathroom you wouldn't happen to know who
29:27they belong to would you yeah i've been looking everywhere for these where'd you say you found
29:32them i'm on the hall
29:43finley grandma finley sorry i'm sorry you can't go there you can't go in there the hell i can't
29:48you're gonna have to shoot me to stop me ma'am ma'am hold on one second your granddaughter has
29:53been arrested for a very serious my granddaughter has also been shot and i am the only family
29:58she's got so you are gonna let me into that room yes ma'am we we can do that but
30:03i need you to do
30:04something for me finley can help herself by telling us the truth about what happened finley needs a
30:09lawyer i've got one on the way now let me see her of course but detective harper is gonna pat
30:15you down
30:15hold on and hold on to your purse whatever arms up
30:41i'm so sorry i'm so sorry what's going on uh finley's grandma just got here
30:49Great. I don't need to make a separate trip.
30:51When the feds finished processing the prints
30:53from the bank, one set stood out.
30:55Although, the last bank she robbed was in 1983.
30:58Get out. Finley's mama?
31:00Yeah, she did a nickel for it.
31:02Got out and never robbed another bank.
31:04Until today.
31:09Maeve?
31:16It's all my fault.
31:17They did everything right in life.
31:20And still, they were struggling so much.
31:24It wasn't right.
31:27Put your hands behind the back.
31:29No, please.
31:31No.
31:33It wasn't right.
31:36No.
31:43Finally.
31:44So much better.
31:48All right.
31:49Good news is that you're free.
31:51And this is the bad news.
31:54All right.
31:55If you could just turn around.
31:57Turn around.
31:58Hands on your head.
32:04Hands behind your back.
32:09Huh.
32:10Must have missed something.
32:11Bruh.
32:18Hey.
32:20Are you still waiting for your mom?
32:22Yeah, she's busy.
32:23Said she'd get me when she's free.
32:25She couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait.
32:27Okay.
32:28What about your dad?
32:28Oh, he's only break glass in case of emergency.
32:31Right.
32:32Well, I just finished with an arrest, so I can give you a ride home.
32:36Great.
32:37Can we go with the lights and the sirens?
32:39No, but I'll let you use the radio to tell dispatch she has a sexy voice.
32:42Really?
32:43No.
32:46Is that your mom?
32:47No, it's Sam.
32:49Where is our equipment?
32:50You weren't supposed to steal it for real.
32:52I'm not paying you unless you bring it back.
32:55Second text.
32:56Haha, whoops.
32:57Sorry.
32:58That message wasn't for you.
32:59Please don't share it with anyone.
33:01Prayer hands emoji.
33:03Do I need a lawyer?
33:05That is your right.
33:06Do you have one?
33:07Yes.
33:08But he only does entertainment law.
33:11That's not gonna help you.
33:13Look, not only did you make false statements to police, which is punishable by up to six months in prison,
33:18but you also endangered yourself and your employees.
33:22Look, I am so sorry.
33:23We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time.
33:26I thought I was hiring actors to play robbers.
33:29They were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery and then return all of our stuff a
33:33few hours later.
33:34I never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers would attract actual armed robbers.
33:42And then I was too embarrassed to say anything, and now I fully realize the error of my ways.
33:48Which is great, but it will still be up to the DA's office as to whether they want to press
33:53charges.
33:53I can't go to jail. I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp.
33:56Look, let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you.
34:01I'm assuming you have names and numbers.
34:04I have their Venmos.
34:05Let's start with that.
34:06Okay.
34:08Robber 88.
34:09Okay, well, I should have seen that one coming.
34:26All right, what a way to end shift.
34:29As a thank you, paperwork can be turned into the top of the day tomorrow.
34:32I'll even add an hour of OT for those who want to come in early.
34:34That's great. Hey, did you call your mother?
34:36Mm-hmm.
34:39I'm gonna...
34:40Yeah, don't we have a...
34:41Right behind you.
34:46I'm sorry.
34:47I think I just need to get some closure.
34:50No, it's okay.
34:51Look, why don't we clock out and we'll talk about it at home.
34:54Okay.
34:56I don't know about you, but all I'm thinking about is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep.
35:02Sounds nice.
35:06Are you okay?
35:10Um...
35:12I thought, uh...
35:14I can brush this in a more delicate way, but after the day we had...
35:19I think it's better just to come out and say it.
35:23Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton?
35:27Are you accusing me of cheating?
35:29I'm not accusing you of anything.
35:32But after seeing the way you two act together and...
35:37finding his things in your car...
35:42That's one more truth.
35:47First of all, you have to believe me when I say that nothing has happened between us.
35:52Second of all?
35:55I do feel something for him.
36:00I wasn't looking for it.
36:02In our whole marriage, I've never even thought about anyone else.
36:07But this past year, the world has opened up for me.
36:11I finished school. I got this job.
36:13You met another man.
36:15It is not that simple.
36:18Am I attracted to him?
36:20Yes.
36:21But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it.
36:23Doesn't mean you weren't.
36:25Otherwise you would have said that.
36:26Wait, please. I'm...
36:29I'm trying to be honest and I'm making a mess of it because I don't...
36:34I don't really know how I feel.
36:35I...
36:37If you hadn't confronted me about Oliver, there's a good chance I would have worked through all of this without
36:42you ever knowing.
36:43I do know.
36:46It's breaking my heart.
36:47It's just...
36:55So what you need to tell me is that whatever it is you feel for this man, it's over.
37:04As of now.
37:08And your hesitation gives me my answer. Here, take this.
37:11Wait.
37:12I need to take a walk.
37:14And then what?
37:16I don't know.
37:27So, officially end of shift.
37:29Did you decide whether or not I'm a lost cause?
37:33I want to hear your thoughts first.
37:35Okay.
37:36Well, I think I made some real progress today.
37:39Even though it wasn't close to perfect.
37:41Stop.
37:42You do know not everything is about you, right?
37:44I don't want to hear your own self-analysis.
37:46I want to hear what you thought about me, your rookie.
37:50Oh.
37:51Can I not do that?
37:54All right.
37:56I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer.
37:59You have natural instincts.
38:01Though I can sometimes feel your urge to take over, I appreciate that you don't.
38:06Your willingness to trust your T.O. and give him a second chance, even when you think you might know
38:09better, when you most definitely do know better, is admirable.
38:17Okay, thanks.
38:19No, it's your turn, right?
38:22Wait, so what does that mean?
38:23Do I get to stay or should I go home?
38:25See you tomorrow.
38:34Happy birthday!
38:36Woo!
38:36We wanted to do something special to celebrate your first day back on patrol.
38:41You guys, you, you are terrible.
38:45Wonderful people.
38:47And I love you.
38:48We love you too and you're gonna get through this.
38:51You guys really did not have to do this, but I am glad that you did.
38:56It's not something I ever would have thought to celebrate.
38:58To be fair, you are not big on festivities of any kind.
39:01I only found out when your birthday was because I called your mama.
39:04And I am still kind of mad at you for that.
39:06Me too, and so is Wesley.
39:08I'm mad at you.
39:09Okay, so I assume that this is not just decorations, that there are some sort of sustenance and possible adult
39:15beverages.
39:16I'm on it.
39:16Thank you guys for being here.
39:19But just to clarify, I do want to be in my bed in an hour.
39:23Oh yeah, we'll be long gone.
39:25Yeah.
39:27Okay.
39:29All right, Mom.
39:30Bye.
39:32I did it?
39:33It is handled.
39:35That took too long to happen easy.
39:38Is she okay? Are you okay?
39:40Yeah, no, I'm great.
39:41Okay.
39:42Actually, no, it went a lot easier than I expected.
39:44She understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly and acknowledged that she can get overexcited.
39:50Doesn't blame you or me.
39:51Just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone.
39:55Wow.
39:56Okay.
39:57It sounds like it went great.
39:58Yeah.
39:59Well, what took so long then?
40:01We started talking about a lot of other stuff.
40:03Like what?
40:04Nosy.
40:05If you want to tell me.
40:07Um.
40:08Work.
40:09Uh, childhood memories.
40:12You.
40:13It was nice.
40:15Yeah.
40:16I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on.
40:19Yeah.
40:20Yeah, she did.
40:21She told me all about her weekly trips to the farmer's market.
40:23Yeah.
40:23Oh, and she told me all about her friend, Linda, who has been acting like, and this is in my
40:28mother's words, a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far a press.
40:32Yeah.
40:33I heard about Linda and honestly, I agree with your mother. She has to go.
40:36How'd you hear about that? That was not on the group chat.
40:40Nope.
40:42I.
40:45I am on a separate group thread with just your mom and Jenny.
40:49You are unbelievable.
40:50Wait, no, stop.
40:51To be fair, I did not start that one. Jenny did.
40:54But now I have two of my main sources for vintage Tim photos in the same place.
40:58So that's very nice for me.
40:59Oh, God.
41:00Okay, so do I have to talk to Jenny now too?
41:01No, no.
41:02But if you have that powder blue prom suit lying around, that would be nice.
41:09Okay, I'm sure I can dig it up from somewhere.
41:11Wow.
41:12Yeah.
41:23Hello?
41:25I'm in the bedroom.
41:29I thought you couldn't be over another week.
41:31I moved some things around.
41:32Are you naked under there?
41:34100%.
41:34With the caveat that I have to go back in 36 hours.
41:39We can get a lot done in 36 hours.
41:41We can.
41:46Just one.
41:48Yes, sir. Is everything all right?
41:50No.
41:52Luna and I are in a bad place.
41:57I don't...
41:59I don't know what our future looks like.
42:01I'm here at the hotel bar where I'll be staying for who knows how long.
42:06Sounds like you need some company.
42:08I'll be right there.
42:09Thanks.
42:12Maybe not right there.
42:14Hey, John.
42:15He won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been in 20.
42:18This is true.
42:21I don't...
42:23I don't...
42:23I don't...
42:26I don't...
42:49I don't...
42:58Damn it.
43:01Damnit.
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