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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10You've been on the next one!
00:01:40Time for the next one!
00:01:40Your love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:51Break up?
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:06tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:14who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:22and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of what, whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:53What?
00:03:04Oh.
00:04:39Who's there?
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:46Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:54Um, we didn't, you know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:27You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:42You put my name in your phone as well.
00:05:59I don't know.
00:05:59I don't know.
00:05:59I don't know.
00:06:07I don't know.
00:06:08With anyone that drunk.
00:06:09I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:14I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name, it just...
00:06:32Yuck.
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSweep's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:33All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you,
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey.
00:08:22Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love,
00:08:26and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk?
00:08:46He lied to me!
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
00:09:07with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:21like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time,
00:09:31and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright,
00:10:07you're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case...
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life
00:11:04has led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:09I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:15Whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you,
00:11:39you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:46while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No.
00:11:50If either of you says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03We just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:17I'll try your stupid app
00:12:18just to prove that both of you
00:12:20were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:55I do like the idea
00:12:57of kicking Mr. Right's butt.
00:13:01Dustin,
00:13:03find out everything you can.
00:13:07I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:49Billy, you idiot.
00:13:50Billy, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:14:01Jake, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29Oh god, thank you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:54Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it.
00:15:19When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yup.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried.
00:15:37A lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya too.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?!
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just-
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?!
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister Doreen and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25And I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with her.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:40Ah...
00:19:40Yay!
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:47Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55Let's go and warm up those bodies!
00:19:58Okay, so let's go and warm up those bodies!
00:19:58Getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:20:01Wait, are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on, you're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:28Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance!
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh yeah, here we go.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:48I'm almost too big stiff.
00:20:50See, I'm kinda better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open it!
00:20:57Come in!
00:20:58I can't smell it.
00:20:59Whoa!
00:21:02Whoa!
00:21:02Ooo!
00:21:08Ooo!
00:21:15Ooo!
00:21:22Damn, your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:25Alright, let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay, here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:54I was really good at it, but this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm and
00:21:59they were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:31I was just fired.
00:22:33Rather dramatically from a major social media company.
00:22:38Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So yeah.
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep, I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work in a...
00:23:09...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I...
00:23:18Wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21So I just...
00:23:22I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:31Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:47You're up.
00:23:49All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:02Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:09Yeah, all right.
00:24:10A little harder, let's go.
00:24:12All right.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15All right, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:23Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know, but this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:09I can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:16Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31Next time...
00:25:33Ask if I need help.
00:25:52Let's get out of here.
00:25:57Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just...
00:26:08Right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:20Bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30Not a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:55Hey, give me the help.
00:26:55You're looking for a sign.
00:27:02daddy.
00:27:03All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:12Looking for a place.
00:27:13Sometimes you can see things when it is time.
00:27:18Seems.
00:27:22I wish you had a dream.
00:27:33You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:49It's yours.
00:27:52You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on. Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay. I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:17What's wrong?
00:28:17I want you so much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:29Are you kidding? Screw that stupid app.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry. I really... I just think we should wait.
00:28:43Oh.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:50Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:29:02Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:08I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:35It's time for the contingency.
00:29:39I'm going.
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:43Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me.
00:29:49Okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:06It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment and they weren't selfies so I know that
00:30:16you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just, I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:08It's you, it's you, it's you.
00:31:15You, you, ooh, you, that's you.
00:31:21You, you, oh, you, walk out that door, nah yeah.
00:31:27You, I hope you.
00:31:36Jake, stop
00:31:41Sorry
00:31:45I'm sorry, I just
00:31:46I really want to
00:31:49I'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:52And you know what?
00:31:54Love's vibe is working
00:31:58I think we should wait
00:32:00Okay, yeah
00:32:03We can wait
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you
00:32:08I promise
00:32:14As soon as love's vibe gives us permission
00:32:18You can have me
00:32:21All of me
00:32:49Yes
00:32:51Oh no
00:32:54So he's definitely not a
00:32:55A date rapist?
00:32:56No
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on my couch and made me eggs
00:33:02You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust
00:33:08But yeah
00:33:09Yeah, I did
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There's something we need to tell you about, Jake
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:25I wasn't originally talking about
00:33:28I'm joking
00:33:28Yeah, you're being an ass right
00:33:30I don't know
00:33:30That's fine
00:33:31She's small
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work
00:33:44Finally, I can see what's happening
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:49I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:52And then he'll be mine again
00:33:54My friends didn't die yet
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid ab
00:34:07Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech
00:34:26I told you
00:34:29My friends
00:34:31They received an envelope with documents
00:34:33Saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him
00:34:44Okay
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you
00:34:47But that's because I trust you
00:34:50And you have to promise
00:34:51Not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:58I'm...
00:35:02I started a...
00:35:08I started an app
00:35:09And I'm looking for investors
00:35:13And I'm just
00:35:14Poor app developer
00:35:15Looking for backing
00:35:18I'm sorry
00:35:19Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you
00:35:24Just
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me
00:35:35Oh, she wants honesty
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it to me
00:35:54So
00:35:56What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or you're still a rich tech guy
00:36:02But just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is
00:36:06If this app takes off
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:10You got this
00:36:14Okay
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17That's so crazy
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:21Actually, it's
00:36:22Perceived intuition is
00:36:24Machine learning
00:36:25From thorough scrapping of social media platforms
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35Well
00:36:36I'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:38There's nothing
00:36:39I wouldn't tell you
00:36:42Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere
00:36:48I gotta be
00:36:48We should get out of here
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you
00:36:56Lily Niblock
00:36:57Prepare
00:36:58Prepare
00:36:58For heartbreak
00:37:01So
00:37:02How does this work again?
00:37:04The machine
00:37:05Analyzes our answers
00:37:06And makes
00:37:07Little TV
00:37:08Show noises
00:37:09Nervous
00:37:10But excited
00:37:13That's it
00:37:14True
00:37:14So you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes
00:37:22I'm sure
00:37:24Ask about his job
00:37:28So
00:37:29Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:38Um
00:37:39Two apps for
00:37:41Statistical analysis
00:37:43And one for
00:37:44Social media scrubbing
00:37:46Social media scrubbing
00:37:48Like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep
00:37:50Just like that
00:37:53Have you developed
00:37:54Any other apps?
00:37:56Well, um
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah
00:38:02Yep
00:38:08There isn't anything
00:38:09You could tell me
00:38:10I wouldn't understand
00:38:13I'm falling for you
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay
00:38:28Okay
00:38:28Okay
00:38:31Have you developed
00:38:32Any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed
00:38:35Any other apps?
00:38:39Nope
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm
00:38:46I'm not
00:38:47I'm not
00:38:47I swear
00:38:47I swear
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:02I
00:39:04Yes
00:39:06I'm ready to find love
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:11Yes, I'm sure
00:39:13Lily, what's
00:39:14What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready
00:39:16For the real thing
00:39:17Jake, I promise
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing
00:39:22Sorry, that's
00:39:23Not the word
00:39:24You said that you were ready
00:39:25For the real love
00:39:28I'm sorry
00:39:54Please
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you
00:39:58About the app
00:40:01Yeah
00:40:12So
00:40:14What's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no
00:40:17Nothing
00:40:17Um, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:20Um
00:40:21I
00:40:23I was really
00:40:25Hurting
00:40:26After we broke up
00:40:28So
00:40:28After a day or so
00:40:31I
00:40:31Downloaded the app
00:40:33And
00:40:34I matched with someone
00:40:35And
00:40:37Jake
00:40:38You were right
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean
00:40:43I met someone
00:40:43Jake
00:40:44The app
00:40:45Works
00:40:46And I'm proof
00:40:47I mean
00:40:48We are talking
00:40:49About getting married
00:40:51Great
00:40:52Well
00:40:53I'm
00:40:53I'm happy for you
00:40:56Well
00:40:57What about you?
00:40:58Have you
00:40:59Matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh
00:41:02Yeah
00:41:04Yeah?
00:41:05Okay
00:41:05Tell me about her
00:41:06Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly, it's
00:41:12Things aren't going that well
00:41:15Well
00:41:16You don't
00:41:18You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:20Because
00:41:20I mean
00:41:20I know the app works
00:41:22You were right
00:41:23All along, Jake
00:41:28I just don't know anymore
00:41:31Well
00:41:33I really hope you two work things out
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:42We really did make something special together
00:41:55Okay
00:41:55Just because
00:41:56Me and my match are having issues
00:42:01I'm falling in love with her
00:42:03And I'm happy for you
00:42:04But I think you should go
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake
00:42:08I'm so sorry
00:42:09You're
00:42:09You're right
00:42:10Again
00:42:11You know
00:42:12We're
00:42:13In love with other people
00:42:14And
00:42:15I need to respect that
00:42:18I'm sorry
00:42:28We got you, Jake
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:32Feels about this
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again
00:42:42All men are liars
00:42:45And the worst part is
00:42:46The two of you made me a liar
00:42:47I
00:42:48I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily
00:42:53Screw you, Tim
00:43:05Five minutes ago?
00:43:08That asshole
00:43:16Get you
00:43:16All right
00:43:18Lily
00:43:19It's so good to see you
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:27Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me
00:43:29I'm not crazy
00:43:30I
00:43:31I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32Okay, I promise
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35Liar
00:43:36You're lying to me
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no
00:43:48This can't be happening again
00:43:49Lily
00:43:50Give me your phone
00:43:54Just what I thought
00:43:55No traditional trace of malware
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:01You did
00:44:02Get an email
00:44:03And that the video was
00:44:05Mysteriously deleted
00:44:06Because
00:44:07I was
00:44:09Kissing another woman in it
00:44:12Wait
00:44:13What are you saying?
00:44:16That woman
00:44:16Was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:18And she is a
00:44:20Brilliant
00:44:21Coder
00:44:22And hacker
00:44:23But also
00:44:26Extremely
00:44:26Unstable
00:44:29But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to
00:44:35Tell me she was in love
00:44:36With someone else
00:44:38But then she
00:44:40She kissed me
00:44:42Just for a moment
00:44:46But in that moment
00:44:48I realized
00:44:50How much
00:44:50Did I love you?
00:44:53That you're the only person
00:44:55I want to be with
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again
00:45:08Take right
00:45:09You kissed another woman
00:45:11And then you hid it from me
00:45:14Lily, please stop
00:45:16I'm sorry
00:45:18Yeah
00:45:19You are
00:45:19Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know
00:45:23All I know is that
00:45:24I can't stand me
00:45:24In the same room
00:45:25As you right now
00:45:29Lily, wait
00:45:31Lily
00:45:37Oh my god
00:45:38Did you see
00:45:39The look
00:45:39On that sad bitch's face
00:45:42Now
00:45:44It's time to put
00:45:44The final nail
00:45:45In this girl's coffin
00:45:53You and Jake Wright
00:45:54Have been unmatched
00:45:57What?
00:45:59No
00:46:03True love awaits
00:46:04With your new match
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens
00:46:09This can't be happening
00:46:12Come on Jake
00:46:13Please pick up
00:46:15Jake
00:46:16Lily
00:46:18I just got a notification
00:46:19We were unmatched
00:46:20On the app
00:46:21See you man
00:46:22Tragic as it is
00:46:23I think it's for the best
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues
00:46:29And if I'm being honest
00:46:30I want to
00:46:31Sex here a woman
00:46:32Who's super intelligent
00:46:33And ready for real love
00:46:34Jake, wait
00:46:39I can't believe him
00:46:44True love awaits
00:46:45With your new match
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens
00:46:46All right
00:46:48Mitchell Stevens
00:46:49Get ready to meet
00:46:51The hottest girl
00:46:51You've ever seen
00:47:01You must be Lily
00:47:04Might I say
00:47:05Your profile picture
00:47:06Does not do that
00:47:07Beautiful body justice
00:47:09God damn
00:47:10So uh Mitchell was it
00:47:14What do you do for a living
00:47:15Isn't it obvious babe
00:47:17I get paid
00:47:18And I get laid
00:47:19Come again
00:47:19Oh don't worry
00:47:21You will
00:47:21Excuse me
00:47:23I'm a model babe
00:47:25Isn't it obvious
00:47:26No it's not
00:47:27And you already said that
00:47:29Sorry
00:47:30I'm just super distracted
00:47:31By that tight pod
00:47:32You're rocking
00:47:33Underneath that dress
00:47:34Can't wait to get that thing off
00:47:36And on my floor
00:47:37Where it belongs
00:47:38You know what I mean
00:47:39I think I made a mistake
00:47:41Hey wait
00:47:43Tonight's the night
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:46The truth about creating
00:47:47Love Swipe
00:47:47And if she'll have me
00:47:49I will treasure her
00:47:50For the rest of my life
00:47:52I'm coming for you Lily
00:47:54Hey wait
00:47:56Let go of my arm
00:47:57Hey the app hooked us up babe
00:47:59We're soulmates
00:48:00Meant to be
00:48:01I don't love you
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:05I love Jake
00:48:08I love Jake
00:48:10And I need to go
00:48:11Right now
00:48:12Hey not so fast
00:48:19Get off me you creep
00:48:25Jake
00:48:27No Jake wait
00:48:30Jake
00:48:32Jake wait
00:48:35Please
00:48:36It's not what it seems
00:48:38Really
00:48:40Really cause I just watched you
00:48:41Kiss another man
00:48:42That wasn't me
00:48:43On our seventh day
00:48:44Please let me explain
00:48:46Now there's nothing to explain
00:48:48You gotta cheat
00:48:49And up on your asshole boyfriend
00:48:50Now you're cheating on me
00:48:53We were unmatched
00:48:56I called you
00:48:57And you broke it off
00:48:58You humiliated me
00:49:00Stop lying to me Lily
00:49:03I want us to be honest
00:49:04With each other
00:49:05But you're lying
00:49:06To my face
00:49:08I'm not lying to you
00:49:15Love Swipe matched me
00:49:17With that stupid meathead
00:49:18I only went out with him
00:49:20To get back at you
00:49:21And when I saw him
00:49:24When he kissed me
00:49:27I realized the only person
00:49:29I wanted to kiss
00:49:30Was you
00:49:31Please you have to believe me
00:49:38Staying there all that happened
00:49:41Today
00:49:42That I called you
00:49:43And we unmatched
00:49:44And I broke up with you
00:49:45I guess why would I lie about that
00:49:48It's not safe
00:49:49We gotta go Lily
00:49:51Jake you're scaring me
00:49:52What do you mean it's not safe
00:49:53Trust me
00:49:54We need to go right now
00:49:56Okay
00:49:57Let's go
00:50:02This is my parents cabin
00:50:04They moved overseas
00:50:05So it's all mine now
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:50:11I don't understand
00:50:12Why is it safe here
00:50:15No cell phone service
00:50:17No internet
00:50:19It's just us here
00:50:22Okay
00:50:22Jake I need you to explain
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this
00:50:31Do you remember
00:50:33My ex-girlfriend I told you about
00:50:36Elise
00:50:38Yeah
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you
00:50:43The day
00:50:46I broke up with her
00:50:49Sue
00:50:49I'll kill
00:50:50I will destroy you Jake Wright
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58What she said
00:51:00What I'm afraid she's
00:51:02Capable of doing
00:51:05It's the only place
00:51:07I feel like we're
00:51:09Safe
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:15She sounds
00:51:17Unwell
00:51:20Wow
00:51:22You look so beautiful
00:51:24Lily
00:51:27You look
00:51:28Very handsome
00:51:32You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me
00:51:44And I'll show you
00:51:49Ready?
00:52:04It's been a crazy day
00:52:06And I'm thankful you're here
00:52:08Me too
00:52:12Jake I feel safe when I'm with you
00:52:16You know on the
00:52:18Seventh date
00:52:21Love Swipe
00:52:22Gives couples the option
00:52:24To
00:52:29To what?
00:52:34To be with each other
00:52:38Well if Love Swipe says something
00:52:44Put me on the altar
00:52:46Cause you can't be tame
00:52:49Silence underneath your flame
00:52:52Cut the cords around me
00:52:54As I speak your name
00:52:56It's never gonna be the same
00:52:59Even though I loved you
00:53:01I knew it was all in vain
00:53:16This ends now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back
00:53:23Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:26Once and for all
00:53:38Last night was
00:53:39I know
00:53:53We should be getting our notification
00:53:55For our last date
00:53:57If anything happens
00:53:59Just come to my place
00:54:00And we'll
00:54:01Deal with it together
00:54:03Don't worry about me
00:54:06Nothing can keep me from you
00:54:07Not even your
00:54:08Crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:21Okay
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him!
00:54:43Long guard, bitch
00:54:47To love
00:54:47And to Love Swipe
00:54:53Meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:54In the wine lounge
00:54:56Of your favorite bar
00:54:59Aww
00:54:59The app is having us
00:55:00Do our final date
00:55:01In the wine lounge
00:55:02It's where our first date was
00:55:03It's so sweet
00:55:04Be careful Lily
00:55:06His ex sounds crazy
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down
00:55:12I'm about to have
00:55:13Another amazing night
00:55:14With the man of my dreams
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend, I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment,
00:56:13but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Lily!
00:56:46It was you.
00:56:48It's always you.
00:56:55Where are you, police?
00:57:00My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34I'm the half of the man I love.
00:57:37Oh!
00:57:38Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, police!
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob, back up.
00:58:00Jake, stop this, asshole.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You might go.
00:58:25You're not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship.
00:58:55or
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in
00:59:00her
00:59:01head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three.
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17Police.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19Don't.
00:59:20Toy with me, Jake.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:33dating apps together.
00:59:35What?
00:59:35And last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time.
00:59:48So you...
00:59:48you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me.
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created,
01:00:22Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something
01:00:51that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57Then I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you,
01:01:21Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar
01:01:23and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust
01:01:39to have
01:01:41in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest
01:01:46of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you,
01:01:55Jake.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create
01:02:19this app because
01:02:20I believe everyone
01:02:21deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use Love Swipe.
01:02:27And for the first time
01:02:29in my life,
01:02:30I found
01:02:31true
01:02:33undying love.
01:02:38So,
01:02:46Lily Newbuck,
01:02:48will you do me
01:02:49the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:54I love you.
01:02:58Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake,
01:03:03my Mr. Wright,
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:14I will marry you.
01:03:17I will marry you.
01:03:20I will marry you.
01:03:22Bye.
01:03:34I will marry you.
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