00:00È super cute!
00:02Do you just love getting to be home with them all the time?
00:07Yeah, I do. I love it.
00:11You're an artist, right?
00:12Well, I used to be a stripper.
00:14Oh, wow!
00:15But that feels like a lifetime ago.
00:17Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:17Definitely.
00:19We get it.
00:19I used to be a stripper.
00:21The before times.
00:26Nobody in this family can clean their own butts.
00:30No, oh, that's okay.
00:33If you wake him up, I will rip your throat out.
00:36Okay, for what it's worth.
00:38I would kill to stay home with him every day.
00:43Mama fuzzy.
00:45I'm not fuzzy.
00:47I just feel off.
00:48Look at my teeth.
00:49See how sharp they are?
00:50It's a little bit weird.
00:52Motherhood, it changes you.
00:54It connects you to some primal urges.
00:59I feel like I'm stuck.
01:01Make up a plan.
01:02Draw up a schedule.
01:03Happiness is a choice.
01:06Happiness is a choice.
01:07I'll try.
01:09I'm never going to be smart, happy, or thin, ever again.
01:17Oh, and I'm pretty sure I'm turning into a dog.
01:20You're so funny.
01:22Do you ever feel like the big secret is that we are gods?
01:28We fucking create life.
01:31We are so powerful.
01:34What the fuck?
01:35I could crush a walnut with my vagina.
01:39I am a woman.
01:42I am an animal.
01:46I am...
01:48Nightbill.
01:55You're so dirty.
01:57Where did you go?
01:58I'm a pervert.
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