00:00In life, there are memories that will never leave us.
00:05I like you very much.
00:08Just as you are.
00:10But sometimes, those memories are suddenly...
00:14Bridget!
00:16...all we're left with.
00:21Ah, Mrs. Darcy?
00:23Mr. Wallacher.
00:24Why is your granny wearing pajamas?
00:27Bridget, you're a widow with two wonderful children.
00:30My advice to you is put your own oxygen mask on first.
00:34You just have to get laid.
00:36Shaz is right.
00:37Oh, my God!
00:38It's been four years now.
00:39You're effectively a nun.
00:41A very, very naughty nun.
00:43I've set you up on Tinder.
00:44What's Tinder?
00:46Mommy!
00:47Mabel, suck up the tree!
00:49We're going to die!
00:50Everything all right, Mrs. Darcy?
00:52Oh, my God.
00:54Hiya.
00:54I've cloned a magical man tree.
00:56Hello.
00:58Uh, you can call me Rockstar.
01:00Bridget Jones.
01:01But you can call her mommy.
01:06Is that the tree, Adonis?
01:09If you don't shag him, I will.
01:12How old are you?
01:1328.
01:14Oh!
01:15No, I'm just kidding.
01:17I'm 29.
01:20We are about to embark on an adventure.
01:23Are you sure you're up to this?
01:25I'm your girl.
01:29Do you miss Daddy sometimes?
01:31I miss him all of the times.
01:33Can you survive?
01:34I think so.
01:35It's not enough to survive.
01:37You've got to live.
01:38Was that the Delo long?
01:40Huh?
01:40It was Harry Styles, I think.
01:42Sweet.
01:49Mr. Wallachum.
01:50Now that is what I call a rebrand.
01:54Did you have sex?
01:55Did you have sex?
01:55Did you have sex last night?
01:57Yes, I did.
01:58I had a full night of utterly mind-blowing sex,
02:02and it was amazing.
02:11Bridget Jones, it's time to live.
02:16Uncle Daniel!
02:17Miniature Darcy, what's the news?
02:19Where are the ladies with the big...
02:21Hair.
02:22Well, they couldn't make it, I'm afraid.
02:23They're washing their hair.
02:24All three?
02:25Well, they wash each other's, you see.
02:26Love you, is that okay?
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