00:01All right, another year, another batch of fifth grade head cases.
00:05Let's just get through it.
00:06I hope everyone's met our class pets, Leonardo and Squirtle.
00:10I'm not touching those things.
00:11Don't they eat, sleep, and poo in the same place?
00:14Hey, I poo where he sleeps.
00:16I feel a hunger, it's a hunger.
00:19That lizard looks pretty old.
00:21Old, old, old.
00:24Anticipation runs through me.
00:26Do I look old?
00:28Thank you.
00:32No animal wants to be locked up.
00:34I wasted my life.
00:37This year, every student has to take home a class pet.
00:40This is my shot.
00:41Are you nuts?
00:46So I go with these kids,
00:48then I escape,
00:50and then I really live.
00:53It's on.
00:54This is my son.
00:55This is my son.
00:56This is my son.
00:58Ow!
00:59Mother of Godzilla!
01:01What was that?
01:02You just spoke!
01:04Mom!
01:04No!
01:05You talk!
01:06You talk!
01:06You talk!
01:07People can't!
01:08No!
01:09Why are your hands wet?
01:10They're naturally moist.
01:15You're talking to them.
01:17These kids are all benefiting from my 74 years of wisdom.
01:21Everyone thinks I'm weird.
01:23Kids, they don't even know you.
01:24Try doing this.
01:27Wait.
01:30Leo!
01:31Leo!
01:32You're cool!
01:34First one?
01:35Usually it's in the front,
01:37but very nice.
01:38You're growing up.
01:39No, no, no.
01:39It's my dad.
01:42Eesh.
01:48What is so special about this reptile?
01:53You made me feel like I could do anything.
01:56This is gonna end badly.
01:59This is a tough time,
02:00but these are the best years.
02:02Believe me.
02:05This is incredible!
02:08Incredible!
02:10Incredible!
02:13It's a tough time!
02:15It's a tough time!
02:18It's a tough time!
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